Man, the title's too long, so I used the subtitle. Anyway, peek inside!

My second attempt at a Metalocalypse fan-fiction. I think this one is a bit more in character and makes far more sense than the first one. Rated M for mature language, blood, gore, sex and drunkeness.

Metalocalypse. Toki follows Nathan and ends up joining the band.

Done to the tune of Paul McCartney's "Mr. Bellamy", this is Wasabi going about one of his maniacle rants and his cohorts trying not to get in his way.

The DiGata Defenders have a new task: sealing the Ethos away into the Dark Realm. Yeili, an assassin, hunts down the Lost One, who controls the portals beteen the two Realms. The problem is her, past could affect everything everyone fights for.

DiGataDefenders Every one is sad about Kara's death and with a few letters Adam is happy and every one else is too.

Good news Dora haters. I'm gonna kill Dora a million times! Yay! WARNING: Dora lovers DON'T read this. Rated T for cursing, violence, death, insanity, and stupidness! Please review and no flames!

[Story discontinued. Account no longer in use.]

Our favorite gloomy, depressing, Pooh character has writen a journal.

Charlie leaves for vacation and leaves Dethklok in the hands of a crazy Manager, who may turn out to be more than just that.

It was a normal day in Dillydale, until someone suggested skydiving. Two of the Mr. Men were pulled along against their own free will...

A one-shot about Mini-Wheats. Laugh at it. Not slash, but you never know with Mini-Wheats. I don't own the mini-wheat.

Next came the following, longer poem which was the first to introduce Swiper's secret love for Dora the Explorer and his needless jealousy toward Boots

While Earthworm Jim, Peter, and Princess Whats Her Name are out of the house, Evil The Cat wants to reck up the place. And on the other side of the universe, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head has just finished creating his new evil weapon!

In the Beginning was this simple poem...

A little love story inspired my the Disney Animation of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony.

The crew of the Primate Avenger finds some new friends and must save them from a ridicules prison.

"You don't have to be everything...you don't even have to try. Just be there, Candace. That's all we ask." Phineas and Ferb story!

How do you save a friend from depression? Sam must find out before losing his best friend Zebedee. Magic Roundabout

My story is about a heroic mouse named Jerry trying to look for food while Tom, the big old pussy cat tries to eat him while hes looking for food. The reason I wrote this story is because I like the humor in most episodes of Tom and Jerry.

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. Reunion leads to disaster...and disaster to destiny. STORY COMPLETE!

Franklin the turtle we all love, gets sassy with his parents. They make him go outside and he loses it.

Andy, Rodney, Darlene, Leon, and Martha are playing a new game. Well that's what they think. This could change their relationships forever. Summary bad. Story better! R&R! Squirrel Boy story!

Okay, there is a lot of cussing in this fanfic, just to warn you ahead of time. This is a Neurotically Yours fanfic-enjoy! Complete!

Dragon Hunters - Auf der Nebelinsel gab es nicht nur alte Männer, die nach ihrer Jugend lechzten, nein auch eine andere Bekanntschaft wartete dort auf unsere beiden Drachenjäger Gwizdo und Lian-Chu.