Day 2515184:

Go me! Ascended and reborn! Yay! ...Found out I was reincarnated as a Tau'ri on Earth... damn... Not v. happy about being reincarnated as a cross- dressing hairdresser. Met v. cute guy today, must find out more about this 'Fergus' person. Even though I'm a Tau'ri, damn it, I'm still the prettiest Tau'ri out there! Hairdresser or not! ~ Ra

Day 2515199:

Decided to write down what I was singing in the shower. . .

I'M TOO PRETTY!!

I'm too pretty for my Queen, too pretty for my Queen

Queen's going to leave me!

I'm too pretty for my host, too pretty for my host;

so pretty it hurts!

And I'm too pretty for Delmak, too pretty for Abydos and Chulak!

And I'm too pretty for your summit;

too pretty for your summit

No way I'm System Lord-ing!

I'm a Goa'uld, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Ha'tak

Yeah on the Ha'tak on the Ha'tak yeah

I do my little turn on the Ha'tak I'm too pretty for my ship too pretty for my ship;

too pretty by far!

And I'm too pretty for my mask

Too pretty for my mask, what do you think about my basque?

I'm a Goa'uld you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Ha'tak

Yeah on the Ha'tak on the Ha'tak yeah

I shake my little touche on the Ha'tak

I'm too pretty for my too pretty for my, too pretty for my. . .

'Cause I'm a Goa'uld you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Ha'tak

Yeah on the Ha'tak on the Ha'tak yeah

I shake my Tau'ri tush on the Ha'tak!

I'm too pretty for my cats too pretty for my cats

Poor pussy poor pussy cats

I'm too pretty for my son too pretty for my son

Son's going to leave me!

And I'm. . . too pretty for this song!