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Chapter 17 DAD?!

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Gohan held his baby girl in his arms with a large smile plastered on his face. The saiyan men blinked.

"A female?" questioned Bardock as he examined his grand daughter, who was wrapped up in a fluffy blanket.

Gohan nodded as he noticed his daughter open her eyes. She then started to cry. He sighed as he sat at a couch and opened a capsule that was in his pocket. Out popped a baby bag that was filled with diapers, bottles of milk, you name it. The men watched in awe as Gohan had taken out a bottle of milk and made sure it was a good temperature before giving it to his daughter. The baby began to eat and quieted down. They all gasped.

"How do you know that?" questioned Raditz as he gasped.

"Know what?" asked Gohan looking up at his uncle with confusion in his eyes.

"You know how to care for a baby..." replied King Vegeta as he stared at the little baby eating.

Gohan slowly nodded and looked at them as if they were insane.

"Of course I know how to take care of little Pan." He turned back down to his daughter and smiled once more.

"But how?" questioned Nappa, "Men don't take care of the children! It's the woman's job! And a little girl?! That's absurd!"

"No it isn't," replied Sakura as she kneeled down to the little baby and touched her little hands. The baby was finished eating and looked at the teenage saiyan. Sakura smiled as the baby grabbed her finger.

"And such a strong little girl you aRE-" Sakura was pulled in to Pan as the baby pulled on the female saiyan's finger. The baby giggled.

"Yep... V-very st-strong..." Sakura got her finger loose and looked at it, finding it broken... A sweat drop grew in the back of her head. Goten walked up to Gohan and picked the baby up and patted her on the back.

"Not you too!" exclaimed Bardock as he looked at his grandson.

"What? She's my niece." He gave one of his famous grin smiles as he cuddled the baby in his arms.

The saiyan men couldn't help up gag at the affection being shown to the child.

"I wonder what our dad's are doing..." stated Trunks as he leaned on a sofa thinking. Goten nodded as he continued to hold Pan in his arms.

As if out of nowhere Goku appears in the room darting to a dark corner. Both Gohan and Goten blink as they stare at the corner.

"DAD?!" they both exclaimed as Goku stayed in the shadows. Goku popped his head out noticing the boys. He waved to them and gave him the famous son grin.

"Please stay quiet..." he quickly glanced around the room before saying, "Vegeta's after me..."

"K-KAKAROT?!"

Goku looked up to find a person who looked almost exactly like him. He blinked.

"Why did you call me by my saiyan name?" he questioned as he cocked his head to the side in confusion.

"DAD! What are you DOING here?!" exclaimed Goten as he gave Pan back to Gohan. "I thought you were on a cruise with mom..."

Again, as if out of nowhere, Vegeta showed up into the room, his face red with furry and anger.

"I... will KILL you Kakarot!" the prince shouted as he spotted the naïve saiyan.

"Eep," was all Goku could say before he dashed out of the room. Vegeta darted after him. Trunks and Goten sighed and shook their heads in pity.

"Bet you Goku ruined dad's favorite shirt," said Trunks as he turned to Goten.

"I agree," replied Goten as he sighed.

"My son?" asked the king as he stared at the door the men ran thru.

"Yep... And I bet he's not in one of the greatest moods right now," added Gohan trying to help put his daughter to sleep.

"I bet you that it'll take about 10 minutes of their time to realize that the saiyans are here," muttered Goten as he sat by his brother.

Trunks smirked, "Then I bet it'll take longer."

*~ 10 minutes and 1 sec later ~*

Goku rushed back into the room hiding behind Nappa as the prince stormed into the room. The expression on his face made it look like he was going to pop. Vegeta then pointed a finger to Goku.

"You."

Goku looked to the sides of himself trying to find another person that Vegeta may have been blaming. He then pointed to himself and blinked.

"Me?" he asked pointing to himself in the chest.

Vegeta nodded and glared, "YOU... RUINED MY FAVORITE SHIRT!" he yelled as he pointed to a small catsup stain on the bottom of his shirt.

"Oh... that..." Goku put on one of his cheesy smiles and placed a hand behind his head. "It doesn't show that bad! I don't think anyone would notice."

Vegeta's face turned a brighter red from the anger, and one could swear that they saw steam come out of his ears. The prince noticed Goku freeze up. He stopped for a second too. It was then he noticed all who was in the room.

He turned to his comrades who were brought back to life, a Goku look alike, who may have been his dad, and...

"DAD?!"

The king was still in a daze. His little boy was all grown up! Literally. He stared at his son, he looked exactly like him, and however his hair was black like his mother's.

"DADDY!" exclaimed Vegeta (prince) as he ran to his dad giving him a tackle- hug. Both fell to the ground with a loud thud. (An: THEY AREN'T GAY FOR THOSE PERVS OUT THERE! _ ' )

Somehow Gohan had a camera in the baby bag and snapped a picture, quickly putting it away before anyone saw it.

Goku looked up the person who he was hiding behind.

"ACK!"

Nappa blinked as Goku ran to the other side of the room.

"YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!" he exclaimed pointing a finger at the saiyan, not to mention being VERY childish about it too.

Raditz rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Still the same as you were before Kakarot. I would have thought you might have grown up as the years had gone by. But the way you're acting, it's just sad to see you still act like a child!"

Goku turned to his brother. His eyes widened.

"YOU! YOU KIDNAPPED GOHAN!"

"No shit Sherlock."

Bardock looked between the two brothers, "You two had met before?" he asked.

"Yes," they replied in unison glaring daggers at one another.

"You'll pay..." muttered Goku still glaring at his brother.

Raditz smirked, "How? The last time we met I easily kicked your ass. And I can do it again."

"That's where you're wrong, big brother." Goku powered up to SSJ, then SSJ 3. Not one person had their eyes open from the golden aurora Goku was giving off. He slightly powered down, still in the SSJ 3 form and the older saiyans gasped. They had noticed some electricity crackling from his incredible power and Goku's expression was no longer goofy like it had been a few seconds ago.

Everyone but the prince and teens gasped.

"He looks like Raditz but with blond hair," stated Sakura as she eyed the two closely.

All of them looked at the two. They did start to make a connection between the two. They did look a lot alike since Goku's hair had grown.

"Vegeta?"

The prince and king turned to Trunks as he waited there. They both had gotten up from the tackle.

"What do you want boy?" asked prince Vegeta as he crossed his arms.

"I thought you told me that you wouldn't be home unless mom got sicker from the boat."

Vegeta snorted. "Doctor put her on bed rest. She'll be fine."

"You know... The symptoms sound different from seasickness. You said that she got sick in the morning... am I correct?" asked Gohan as he held his daughter in his arms.

"What are you saying boy? Spit it out!" exclaimed Vegeta.

"Well... From studying in the medical field, and the knowledge I gained from it... The symptoms sound like she may be experiencing morning sickness."

Vegeta froze. Everything started to make sense to him.

"It can't be," he mumbled.

Goku turned back to his normal power level. "What can't be?" he asked.

Vegeta started to chuckle like a mad man. But the shock was too much for him. He fainted.

The king looked at his son. "NO! THE MIGHTY HAS FALLEN!" he exclaimed raising his fists in the air.

"Sire? Are you alright?" asked Bardock.

"Don't question me!" exclaimed the king.

"Yes sir," he replied.

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HA HA! Goku and Vegeta have met their dad's! Well... Goku still doesn't quite get that Bardock's his dad yet... Sorry if the end of this chapter is kinda weird. I'm a bit sugar high from the soda's I have drunk. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways... Thanks for the encouraging reviews I received! You all are so SO sweet! :) Suggestions? I'd love to hear them and use for up coming chapters. I know for sure that I have gone up to the halfway mark but if I decide to put more description for the day in the chapters then the story may be longer. It is already longer than I had planned. But it's still a lot of fun to write! I do have to comment on the other story I am writing. I'm hoping to finish it but as you can see... I like to write about humor and stuff... and the fic is serious. So... Help? Yes I'm asking for your help on it too! But I won't send new chapters till this story is finished though or if I get inspired and just have to send out a new chapter. Anyways. Please review; it helps me a lot with continuing this story. But for now... Laters.