YAY! I have updated! Too bad the roach was killed. Now I can't torture the
saiyans with it. ::sulks::
::Trunks throws in the roach::
::He sneaks back out of the room laughing his butt off::
::sees a roach crawling around::
::pulls out her Raid® bug spray (Kills Bugs Dead)::
::smirks:: DIE ROACH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
::chases after the roach::
::Readers slowly back to the other side of the room from the author::
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Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ, never will. Oh and there is a small amount of cursing, no f word though. ¬_¬;
Chapter 18 A girl?
Vegeta was twitching. He couldn't stop since he woke up and was told again about the great news. Goku sat by the prince and placed a supporting hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry about this Vegeta. This is great! You're going to be a daddy again!" exclaimed Goku in a cheerful manner with his famous son grin plastered on his face.
The king smirked, "Another heir to the throne."
Vegeta clinches his teeth turned to the third class saiyan glaring. "Kakarot."
Goku blinked as he looked at his friend.
"First, get your HAND off of ME!" Vegeta shouted making Goku's hair fly all over. Goku did take his hand off of Vegeta. The prince snorted.
"I don't want to be around the woman when she's having those mood swings during the pregnancy! I know she'll kill me before she even would give birth to my brat if she is even carrying it!" the prince shouted.
Goku cocked his head to the side, "How do you know Bulma will have those mood swings? You weren't around when she was carrying Trunks."
"HE WASN'T?!" exclaimed Trunks as his eyebrows shot up to his hairline.
"No I wasn't, and thanks for blurting that bit of information out that I didn't want to remember!" Vegeta's glare turned murderous.
Goku continued to grin like an idiot. "Well... I guess I had a part in it since I was the first Super Saiyan."
The prince 'Hmphed' and crossed his arms in a childish manner as if he was throwing a fit.
"But as I was saying before SOMEONE interrupted me... I know these things because your harpy was around the house when she carried him." The prince pointed to Goten. "I wouldn't go blaming other people for not being there when their mate was carrying a child."
"Hey! Wasn't my fault Cell was about to blow up the earth with his self- destruct attack! If it wasn't for me, you all wouldn't be here!"
"Sure Kakarot."
"You died again?" Raditz asked with his arm crossed.
"Yeah." Goku went into thinking mode. "I had died when I was here on earth fighting you... and I was on the brink of death while fighting Frieza on Namak (Spelling?), and then... I died while fighting Cell... Used my instant transmission to send him somewhere so he wouldn't harm anyone but himself and me."
"Heh... And I thought I had it bad," muttered Bardock. Goku turned to his dad.
"Do I know you?" he asked the elder saiyan.
Bardock smirked, "I would see why you would ask that. Since we do look a lot alike."
"Yeah... I've kind of noticed," replied Goku placing a hand behind his head chuckling.
"Well... Raditz is my son, and so are you."
Goku blinked. "I-Iii am?! You're son I mean..." Bardock nodded. Goku gasped. "All these years..." he muttered.
"YO TRUNKS! YOUR MOM'S ON THE PHONE!" yelled Sakura from the kitchen. (How did she get there so fast? I don't know)
Trunks' face sunk. This couldn't have been good. He looked around for a cordless phone and sat down. He sighed and clicked the phone on. "H-hello?"
In the distance screeching could be hear on the other side of the line.
"Well... They both are here..." Trunks winced as his mother screamed in his ear some more even though Trunks held the phone away from him at that moment.
"They WERE at the buffet! Its just Goku splattered some catsup on Dad's favorite shirt and he blew his top!" shouted Trunks. More screams could be heard. "NO! They left the boat cause they didn't want to hurt anyone or sink the boat on accident!" exclaimed Trunks waving his free hand in the air.
Raditz leaned to Goten. "Is he alright?" the uncle asked his nephew. Goten nodded. "He does that all the time when he's talking like that." Raditz nodded. "I see..."
"Yes... Dad's here on the couch twitching... Still in shock," said Trunks as he turned to the people in the room. Trunks paused for a minute before a sweat drop fell in the back of his head. "We kind of figured it out and all..." Everyone continued to stare at Trunks. The hybrid prince started to pace in the room for a minute before stopping abruptly. His eyes grew 100 sizes.
"Ha... hava..." Trunks dropped the phone. Every one looked at the prince as he too started to twitch along with his father, however his father looked at his son straitening himself up.
"What's wrong Boy," Vegeta said in a monotone voice.
"A girl... The doctor said she's having a girl..."
Vegeta's eyes too grew 100 sizes bigger and his jaw dropped. He fainted once again.
Sakura picked up the phone that lay on the floor. "Mrs. Briefs?"
*~* On the other line*~*
"Sakura?"
"Yes... Your husband just fainted... again..."
"Again?"
"Yes ma'am."
Bulma covered the phone with her hand before she burst out with laughter. She quickly calmed herself down before going back on the phone.
"Well... Tell Vegeta to get back here as soon as he wakes up."
"Yes Ma'am."
"Sakura?" asked Bulma, "Where's my son?"
There was a pause. "... He's twitching..."
"Oh."
*~* Later*~*
"How will we wake his majesty up?" asked Nappa as they stared at the prince' unconscious form.
"Food?" asked Goku as he glanced down at his friend.
"NO! THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING IN THAT HELL HOLE OF A KITCHEN!" shouted the king.
"We didn't ask you to make anything..." said Sakura with a sweat drop falling on the side of her face.
"Well... How about... DAD! YAMACHA'S BROKE YOUR GRAVITY MACHINE!" exclaimed Trunks. (Mean... right? o_O)
Vegeta's eyes widened. "WHAT THE... I'm going to KILL that little worm..."
"That worked..." muttered Trunks as he tapped his father's shoulder. Vegeta snapped his head back, his eyes glowing red. Trunks gulped.
"Dad... Your gravity machine... it's not broken... I just needed to get you up..." squeaked Trunks as he tried to make himself smaller underneath his father's intense glare.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME THAT?!" exclaimed the prince.
"Um... M-mom wa-anted y-you a-at the s-sship..." he replied nervously.
Vegeta continued to glare. Before placing two fingers to his forehead.
"This isn't over... Be ready for the beating of your life when I'm back," promised the prince before he vanished.
Every one of the grown men, except Goku, gasped.
"M-my son VANISHED?! But HOW?!" exclaimed the king.
Goku started to chuckle, "Funny you should ask... But I can't let anyone else know the secret of how to use instant transmission..."
"Instant... transmission?" asked Bardock raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah..." answered Goku placing two fingers to his forehead. "Catch you later."
He too vanished making the full-blooded saiyans gasp.
Trunks crossed his arms. "Why can't he teach me that technique? It would make my life easier!"
"Cause him nor Vegeta trust you," replied Gohan as he held his baby.
Goten and Trunks snapped their fingers. "Damn."
"What the..." muttered Sakura as she turned her head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
The female saiyan ran out of the room screaming bloody murder.
With all of the screaming, baby Pan woke up crying. He patted the back of his baby and tried to calm her.
"What's up with her?" asked Goten as he watched Sakura run out of the room. He then felt something crawl on his hand. He looked down; for the roach they thought was dead had come back to haunt them.
"SHIT!!!!!!!!"
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It is out, my next chap! Yay! I have also noticed that I almost have 100 reviews!! ::GASP:: I would love for that to happen, but it's your job to do the reviewing and telling me how bad or good this story it turning out. The story, too me, seems slow. But thankfully, I get these ideas from things that do happen when I'm hanging around my friends or at school. oO; Yes, some of the random things in this story ARE TRUE! Anyways... If I do find 100 reviews I promise to try and make the next chapter the best one yet. I'll need some help from all of you to help make the remainder of the story enjoyable. Anyways, enough with the begging... I have to start studying for my three tests and two quizzes tomorrow... _' _' Laters.
Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ, never will. Oh and there is a small amount of cursing, no f word though. ¬_¬;
Chapter 18 A girl?
Vegeta was twitching. He couldn't stop since he woke up and was told again about the great news. Goku sat by the prince and placed a supporting hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry about this Vegeta. This is great! You're going to be a daddy again!" exclaimed Goku in a cheerful manner with his famous son grin plastered on his face.
The king smirked, "Another heir to the throne."
Vegeta clinches his teeth turned to the third class saiyan glaring. "Kakarot."
Goku blinked as he looked at his friend.
"First, get your HAND off of ME!" Vegeta shouted making Goku's hair fly all over. Goku did take his hand off of Vegeta. The prince snorted.
"I don't want to be around the woman when she's having those mood swings during the pregnancy! I know she'll kill me before she even would give birth to my brat if she is even carrying it!" the prince shouted.
Goku cocked his head to the side, "How do you know Bulma will have those mood swings? You weren't around when she was carrying Trunks."
"HE WASN'T?!" exclaimed Trunks as his eyebrows shot up to his hairline.
"No I wasn't, and thanks for blurting that bit of information out that I didn't want to remember!" Vegeta's glare turned murderous.
Goku continued to grin like an idiot. "Well... I guess I had a part in it since I was the first Super Saiyan."
The prince 'Hmphed' and crossed his arms in a childish manner as if he was throwing a fit.
"But as I was saying before SOMEONE interrupted me... I know these things because your harpy was around the house when she carried him." The prince pointed to Goten. "I wouldn't go blaming other people for not being there when their mate was carrying a child."
"Hey! Wasn't my fault Cell was about to blow up the earth with his self- destruct attack! If it wasn't for me, you all wouldn't be here!"
"Sure Kakarot."
"You died again?" Raditz asked with his arm crossed.
"Yeah." Goku went into thinking mode. "I had died when I was here on earth fighting you... and I was on the brink of death while fighting Frieza on Namak (Spelling?), and then... I died while fighting Cell... Used my instant transmission to send him somewhere so he wouldn't harm anyone but himself and me."
"Heh... And I thought I had it bad," muttered Bardock. Goku turned to his dad.
"Do I know you?" he asked the elder saiyan.
Bardock smirked, "I would see why you would ask that. Since we do look a lot alike."
"Yeah... I've kind of noticed," replied Goku placing a hand behind his head chuckling.
"Well... Raditz is my son, and so are you."
Goku blinked. "I-Iii am?! You're son I mean..." Bardock nodded. Goku gasped. "All these years..." he muttered.
"YO TRUNKS! YOUR MOM'S ON THE PHONE!" yelled Sakura from the kitchen. (How did she get there so fast? I don't know)
Trunks' face sunk. This couldn't have been good. He looked around for a cordless phone and sat down. He sighed and clicked the phone on. "H-hello?"
In the distance screeching could be hear on the other side of the line.
"Well... They both are here..." Trunks winced as his mother screamed in his ear some more even though Trunks held the phone away from him at that moment.
"They WERE at the buffet! Its just Goku splattered some catsup on Dad's favorite shirt and he blew his top!" shouted Trunks. More screams could be heard. "NO! They left the boat cause they didn't want to hurt anyone or sink the boat on accident!" exclaimed Trunks waving his free hand in the air.
Raditz leaned to Goten. "Is he alright?" the uncle asked his nephew. Goten nodded. "He does that all the time when he's talking like that." Raditz nodded. "I see..."
"Yes... Dad's here on the couch twitching... Still in shock," said Trunks as he turned to the people in the room. Trunks paused for a minute before a sweat drop fell in the back of his head. "We kind of figured it out and all..." Everyone continued to stare at Trunks. The hybrid prince started to pace in the room for a minute before stopping abruptly. His eyes grew 100 sizes.
"Ha... hava..." Trunks dropped the phone. Every one looked at the prince as he too started to twitch along with his father, however his father looked at his son straitening himself up.
"What's wrong Boy," Vegeta said in a monotone voice.
"A girl... The doctor said she's having a girl..."
Vegeta's eyes too grew 100 sizes bigger and his jaw dropped. He fainted once again.
Sakura picked up the phone that lay on the floor. "Mrs. Briefs?"
*~* On the other line*~*
"Sakura?"
"Yes... Your husband just fainted... again..."
"Again?"
"Yes ma'am."
Bulma covered the phone with her hand before she burst out with laughter. She quickly calmed herself down before going back on the phone.
"Well... Tell Vegeta to get back here as soon as he wakes up."
"Yes Ma'am."
"Sakura?" asked Bulma, "Where's my son?"
There was a pause. "... He's twitching..."
"Oh."
*~* Later*~*
"How will we wake his majesty up?" asked Nappa as they stared at the prince' unconscious form.
"Food?" asked Goku as he glanced down at his friend.
"NO! THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING IN THAT HELL HOLE OF A KITCHEN!" shouted the king.
"We didn't ask you to make anything..." said Sakura with a sweat drop falling on the side of her face.
"Well... How about... DAD! YAMACHA'S BROKE YOUR GRAVITY MACHINE!" exclaimed Trunks. (Mean... right? o_O)
Vegeta's eyes widened. "WHAT THE... I'm going to KILL that little worm..."
"That worked..." muttered Trunks as he tapped his father's shoulder. Vegeta snapped his head back, his eyes glowing red. Trunks gulped.
"Dad... Your gravity machine... it's not broken... I just needed to get you up..." squeaked Trunks as he tried to make himself smaller underneath his father's intense glare.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME THAT?!" exclaimed the prince.
"Um... M-mom wa-anted y-you a-at the s-sship..." he replied nervously.
Vegeta continued to glare. Before placing two fingers to his forehead.
"This isn't over... Be ready for the beating of your life when I'm back," promised the prince before he vanished.
Every one of the grown men, except Goku, gasped.
"M-my son VANISHED?! But HOW?!" exclaimed the king.
Goku started to chuckle, "Funny you should ask... But I can't let anyone else know the secret of how to use instant transmission..."
"Instant... transmission?" asked Bardock raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah..." answered Goku placing two fingers to his forehead. "Catch you later."
He too vanished making the full-blooded saiyans gasp.
Trunks crossed his arms. "Why can't he teach me that technique? It would make my life easier!"
"Cause him nor Vegeta trust you," replied Gohan as he held his baby.
Goten and Trunks snapped their fingers. "Damn."
"What the..." muttered Sakura as she turned her head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
The female saiyan ran out of the room screaming bloody murder.
With all of the screaming, baby Pan woke up crying. He patted the back of his baby and tried to calm her.
"What's up with her?" asked Goten as he watched Sakura run out of the room. He then felt something crawl on his hand. He looked down; for the roach they thought was dead had come back to haunt them.
"SHIT!!!!!!!!"
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It is out, my next chap! Yay! I have also noticed that I almost have 100 reviews!! ::GASP:: I would love for that to happen, but it's your job to do the reviewing and telling me how bad or good this story it turning out. The story, too me, seems slow. But thankfully, I get these ideas from things that do happen when I'm hanging around my friends or at school. oO; Yes, some of the random things in this story ARE TRUE! Anyways... If I do find 100 reviews I promise to try and make the next chapter the best one yet. I'll need some help from all of you to help make the remainder of the story enjoyable. Anyways, enough with the begging... I have to start studying for my three tests and two quizzes tomorrow... _' _' Laters.