Sam and Daniel sat in Daniel's office.
"Ok, here's some paper we'll just draft it for now and we'll write it up later." Daniel said.he looked up at Sam for some idea's.she thought for a few moments.
"I got some" she snatched the paper from his hand and started writing, Daniel peered over her arm and laughed at what she was writing.he looked up at Sam who had her tongue stuck out as if she was concentrating whilst having a huge grin on her face.after a good 5 minutes of writing she put the pen down and looked at it."There you go.a masterpiece." She smiled and looked over at Daniel.
"Yeh.umm.that's definitely.umm.graphic." Daniel spoke.quite surprised that his friend Samantha Carter could be so mean.
"You think he's gunna like it?"
"I think its gunna give him the greatest scare of his life."
A few hours later Sam walked into the locker room, made sure no-one saw her go in there, she walked over to Jack's locker, picked the lock and placed the note inside...she also hid a very small surveillance camera so she could film his reaction when he read the note.she quickly shut the locker and walked back to Daniel's Office.where the camera was transmitting to.
She sat next to Daniel and smiled, they flicked on the TV and found the frequency.meanwhile as they were waiting for the unsuspecting Colonel to find his gift they worked on some projects.Sam was writing up her report on the new Naquadah Reactor that they've been improving whilst Daniel was cataloguing some artefacts found on a planet which SG3 where searching.
"Hello, hello, hello." Jack walked into the room, Sam quickly turned off the TV. "Watch' a watching?"
"A Science Programme, it won't interest you Sir.anyway it just finished." She looked back at the monitor and started to type.
"Watch 'a Writing?"
"My report for P2A-382 Sir." She looked at him and carried on typing.
"In Daniel's office?"
"Well he's helping me remember.key details."
"oh.Danny" he walked over to Daniel and put his hand on Daniels shoulder" "Watch 'a up to?"
"Well, I'm cataloguing artefacts from SG3's mission to P6X-913.also helping Sam out with uh.Key details."
"Right" the dense Colonel sensed that something was going on.so he just smiled in confusion. "Anyway.as I'm sure your both aware its Valentines day today.got anything planned?"
"No not really.unless you count sitting in front of TV with a box of Ice Cream then." Sam said sarcastically.
"K.figures" Sam looked up and stared at the Colonel
".What about u Daniel?"
"Nothing really.I was hoping to finish cataloguing these before tomorrow so."
"mm.well anyway, I was thinking that Teal'c needs to get into human culture a bit more.I was thinking that us lot would go out.you know.a team date type thing."
"Oh I really better not.there are so many of these to catalogue so.I probably won't leave till around um.tomorrow so."
"I'd rather not Sir.when I said sitting in front of the TV.Cassie's kinda got a date so Janet's been kicked outa the house for the evening."
"Ok.fine.It'll be just me and Teal'c then." he thought for a moment "mm.maybe not.anyway.I better go.I've also got a report to write." Jack got cut off by the phone ringing.Daniel ran over, and picked It up.
"Hello.oh hey Janet." Jack stared at him realised why she was phoning and indicated that he didn't want Janet to know he was there. "Jack.mm.no I haven't seen him.yes if I do I'll tell him he's an hour late for his check- up." he grinned at Jack "so he's in trouble then huh.you're gunna sedate him.and keep him in ALL week!!.poor jack" at this Jack ran off. "I think he's on his way Janet.oh by the way can you cover for Sam.say you're going round her house tonight cuz Cass has a boyfriend and she doesn't want you around.Cheers.we'll fill you in later ok.Yeh.bye.one more thing.make sure he goes to his locker.I don't know anything.spill something down his shirt for all I care just make sure he's there.thanks.Yeh bye."
"This is gunna be good" Sam said as she turned on the TV.
"We have movement here Daniel" Daniel immediately put down what he was doing and stood next to Sam as she turned up the volume.the locker opened.Janet certainly made sure he had to go.his shirt was soaked.Daniel and Sam looked at each other then stared at the TV.and as per usual Jack was talking to himself.
"Kept in for the whole week.typical Daniel.I'll get him.hey what's this." He picked up the letter Sam and Daniel looked at each other and swiftly turned to the TV so they didn't miss anything.Sam pressed record. Teal'c stood at the doorway.
"What are you doing MajorCarter?"
"Were witnessing our plan.Wanna watch?" Teal'c stood for a moment.fully aware what the plan was and joined them in front of the TV.Jack disappeared for a moment.but they could hear the door locking.he was alone
"My Dear Sexy Colonel." he looked around again.to presumably see if he was alone whilst reading this. "I have watched you for some time now.and I have decided you are the man for me." he put the letter down.thought for a moment and picked it up again.the rest of SG1 sat in Daniel's office and watched and giggled.they could see that Jack was confused. "It took me ages to think of how to write this.but.if you meet me tonight the time and effort it used will be worthwhile.I wish for you to make wild passionate love with me.and that's not all.I wish to make you feel the most pleasure anyone from the SGC has ever experienced all at once, I wish to quickly rid you of your uniform.spread melted chocolate all over your naked body.and lick it off.I want to massage your long.dominant manhood.until you literally explode." Jack literally threw down the letter.shock had over powered him.and all the other three could do is sit, watch and laugh. Jack quickly regained his nerve and picked up the letter.and began reading it again "I want to make you happy.I want you to come home from every mission and experience the love within me.I know that we will be good together.all you need to do is give me a chance.tonight I will give you everything you desire in a woman.but I also wish some pleasure for myself.not that your company isn't pleasure enough.I wish you to delicately peel off my layers of clothes until there is none left.I wish you to do whatever you want to with my body.and don't worry Colonel.I like rough contact." he shook his head, put the letter down and put his hands through his hair. "Jesh.who makes up this crap." he picked up the letter and carried on at this point Sam was in hysterics.Daniel was trying ever so hard to keep himself composed whilst Teal'c stood with an eyebrow raised somewhat disturbed by what Sam had written. "Seeing as though its Valentines day I'm gunna use tonight as a trial.if you enjoy it.we'll do it again.don't worry Colonel.I won't tell.meet me outside O'Malley's at 2100.and I'll give you a night to remember.lots of love from.me. PS.you don't need to worry about not knowing who I am.you will when you see me." The expression on Jack's face was a sight to see.his eyes were wide open his jaw was literally touching the ground.Sam, Daniel and Teal'c found this incredibly amusing, all three of them found it hard to contain themselves.Jack quickly pocketed the letter.slammed his locker.completely forgetting to change his shirt.he swiftly left the locker room.Sam pressed stop and turned off the TV.all three of them looked at each other.calming down.
"So what are you up to?" Janet was standing at the door.
"Well, we're playing a bit of a practical joke on the Colonel"
"Oh I see."
"Yeh.well the joke hasn't officially finished yet so.don't say anything and we'll fill you in later" Janet stared at the Major.who still couldn't keep a straight face. "OK Sam.but you have to tell me EVERY detail got it?"
"Got it" Sam took the tape out of the VCR. and left the room followed by Teal'c.see you tonight Daniel.2030 at O'Malley's.and don't forget if he comes to you."
"Persuade him to go. I know."
"Ok, here's some paper we'll just draft it for now and we'll write it up later." Daniel said.he looked up at Sam for some idea's.she thought for a few moments.
"I got some" she snatched the paper from his hand and started writing, Daniel peered over her arm and laughed at what she was writing.he looked up at Sam who had her tongue stuck out as if she was concentrating whilst having a huge grin on her face.after a good 5 minutes of writing she put the pen down and looked at it."There you go.a masterpiece." She smiled and looked over at Daniel.
"Yeh.umm.that's definitely.umm.graphic." Daniel spoke.quite surprised that his friend Samantha Carter could be so mean.
"You think he's gunna like it?"
"I think its gunna give him the greatest scare of his life."
A few hours later Sam walked into the locker room, made sure no-one saw her go in there, she walked over to Jack's locker, picked the lock and placed the note inside...she also hid a very small surveillance camera so she could film his reaction when he read the note.she quickly shut the locker and walked back to Daniel's Office.where the camera was transmitting to.
She sat next to Daniel and smiled, they flicked on the TV and found the frequency.meanwhile as they were waiting for the unsuspecting Colonel to find his gift they worked on some projects.Sam was writing up her report on the new Naquadah Reactor that they've been improving whilst Daniel was cataloguing some artefacts found on a planet which SG3 where searching.
"Hello, hello, hello." Jack walked into the room, Sam quickly turned off the TV. "Watch' a watching?"
"A Science Programme, it won't interest you Sir.anyway it just finished." She looked back at the monitor and started to type.
"Watch 'a Writing?"
"My report for P2A-382 Sir." She looked at him and carried on typing.
"In Daniel's office?"
"Well he's helping me remember.key details."
"oh.Danny" he walked over to Daniel and put his hand on Daniels shoulder" "Watch 'a up to?"
"Well, I'm cataloguing artefacts from SG3's mission to P6X-913.also helping Sam out with uh.Key details."
"Right" the dense Colonel sensed that something was going on.so he just smiled in confusion. "Anyway.as I'm sure your both aware its Valentines day today.got anything planned?"
"No not really.unless you count sitting in front of TV with a box of Ice Cream then." Sam said sarcastically.
"K.figures" Sam looked up and stared at the Colonel
".What about u Daniel?"
"Nothing really.I was hoping to finish cataloguing these before tomorrow so."
"mm.well anyway, I was thinking that Teal'c needs to get into human culture a bit more.I was thinking that us lot would go out.you know.a team date type thing."
"Oh I really better not.there are so many of these to catalogue so.I probably won't leave till around um.tomorrow so."
"I'd rather not Sir.when I said sitting in front of the TV.Cassie's kinda got a date so Janet's been kicked outa the house for the evening."
"Ok.fine.It'll be just me and Teal'c then." he thought for a moment "mm.maybe not.anyway.I better go.I've also got a report to write." Jack got cut off by the phone ringing.Daniel ran over, and picked It up.
"Hello.oh hey Janet." Jack stared at him realised why she was phoning and indicated that he didn't want Janet to know he was there. "Jack.mm.no I haven't seen him.yes if I do I'll tell him he's an hour late for his check- up." he grinned at Jack "so he's in trouble then huh.you're gunna sedate him.and keep him in ALL week!!.poor jack" at this Jack ran off. "I think he's on his way Janet.oh by the way can you cover for Sam.say you're going round her house tonight cuz Cass has a boyfriend and she doesn't want you around.Cheers.we'll fill you in later ok.Yeh.bye.one more thing.make sure he goes to his locker.I don't know anything.spill something down his shirt for all I care just make sure he's there.thanks.Yeh bye."
"This is gunna be good" Sam said as she turned on the TV.
"We have movement here Daniel" Daniel immediately put down what he was doing and stood next to Sam as she turned up the volume.the locker opened.Janet certainly made sure he had to go.his shirt was soaked.Daniel and Sam looked at each other then stared at the TV.and as per usual Jack was talking to himself.
"Kept in for the whole week.typical Daniel.I'll get him.hey what's this." He picked up the letter Sam and Daniel looked at each other and swiftly turned to the TV so they didn't miss anything.Sam pressed record. Teal'c stood at the doorway.
"What are you doing MajorCarter?"
"Were witnessing our plan.Wanna watch?" Teal'c stood for a moment.fully aware what the plan was and joined them in front of the TV.Jack disappeared for a moment.but they could hear the door locking.he was alone
"My Dear Sexy Colonel." he looked around again.to presumably see if he was alone whilst reading this. "I have watched you for some time now.and I have decided you are the man for me." he put the letter down.thought for a moment and picked it up again.the rest of SG1 sat in Daniel's office and watched and giggled.they could see that Jack was confused. "It took me ages to think of how to write this.but.if you meet me tonight the time and effort it used will be worthwhile.I wish for you to make wild passionate love with me.and that's not all.I wish to make you feel the most pleasure anyone from the SGC has ever experienced all at once, I wish to quickly rid you of your uniform.spread melted chocolate all over your naked body.and lick it off.I want to massage your long.dominant manhood.until you literally explode." Jack literally threw down the letter.shock had over powered him.and all the other three could do is sit, watch and laugh. Jack quickly regained his nerve and picked up the letter.and began reading it again "I want to make you happy.I want you to come home from every mission and experience the love within me.I know that we will be good together.all you need to do is give me a chance.tonight I will give you everything you desire in a woman.but I also wish some pleasure for myself.not that your company isn't pleasure enough.I wish you to delicately peel off my layers of clothes until there is none left.I wish you to do whatever you want to with my body.and don't worry Colonel.I like rough contact." he shook his head, put the letter down and put his hands through his hair. "Jesh.who makes up this crap." he picked up the letter and carried on at this point Sam was in hysterics.Daniel was trying ever so hard to keep himself composed whilst Teal'c stood with an eyebrow raised somewhat disturbed by what Sam had written. "Seeing as though its Valentines day I'm gunna use tonight as a trial.if you enjoy it.we'll do it again.don't worry Colonel.I won't tell.meet me outside O'Malley's at 2100.and I'll give you a night to remember.lots of love from.me. PS.you don't need to worry about not knowing who I am.you will when you see me." The expression on Jack's face was a sight to see.his eyes were wide open his jaw was literally touching the ground.Sam, Daniel and Teal'c found this incredibly amusing, all three of them found it hard to contain themselves.Jack quickly pocketed the letter.slammed his locker.completely forgetting to change his shirt.he swiftly left the locker room.Sam pressed stop and turned off the TV.all three of them looked at each other.calming down.
"So what are you up to?" Janet was standing at the door.
"Well, we're playing a bit of a practical joke on the Colonel"
"Oh I see."
"Yeh.well the joke hasn't officially finished yet so.don't say anything and we'll fill you in later" Janet stared at the Major.who still couldn't keep a straight face. "OK Sam.but you have to tell me EVERY detail got it?"
"Got it" Sam took the tape out of the VCR. and left the room followed by Teal'c.see you tonight Daniel.2030 at O'Malley's.and don't forget if he comes to you."
"Persuade him to go. I know."