Daniel, Teal'c and Sam were standing outside O'Malley's.Jack was 10 minutes
late.
"So when is he gunna get here?" Daniel asked. "I persuaded him to come."
"O'Neill has repeatedly been late for the past few days.he is undoubtedly making his appearance acceptable." sure enough Jack's truck pulled up in the parking lot.Sam, Daniel and Teal'c sat on the floor out of sight. Jack looked around.opened his truck, got out, closed the door and locked it.
"Why am I doing this.stupid Daniel.gunna kill him tomorrow.where is this person anyway." he walked up to the entrance.stood right where the others where sitting but did not notice them.Sam raised her hand and counted down from three with it.as soon as her hand displayed 0 they shouted in unison
"Happy Valentines Day!!" Colonel O'Neill jumped.he turned and saw the three sitting beside him.his face filled half with fury and half with amusement.he fell next to Sam.
"You did this" he said bringing out the letter.Sam's face fell into a cheeky grin.
"Yup" Jack.trying to be calm.spoke softly to them all.
"All of it."
"Yup." he looked at Sam.
"So when you were in.
"Daniel's office we were waiting for you to go to your locker." She flashed the video in front of his face.he tried to snatch it but h was to slow. "We put a small camera in your locker along with the note.
"You wrote the note?" his face still confused.
"Yup."
"So that's why Daniel was trying to persuade me to come."
"He exceeded in persuading you O'Neill.you are in fact here." Teal'c spoke with a grin.
"But.Fraiser."
"She was in on it to Sir.just that she doesn't know the details."
"You know Jack the Tape is REALLY good." Daniel spoke.trying to intimidate him.it worked.he quickly made a grab for the tape but Sam quickly got up and started running off with it.
"Hey Carter!! Bring that back"
"No!! We have to show Janet."
"Over My Dead Body"
"Fine Then"
"Carter I gave you an Order"
"Well.I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
"Huh?"
"You should have come to mine last night.you would know what it means then." Jack looked at Daniel
"Means that she's unwilling to comply with you request."
"Daniel?"
"Means 'no'"
"Why didn't you say so." he looked over to Sam who was waving the video in the air.smiled and ran towards her. but she wasn't running, she put the video in her bag and beckoned him closer. He slowed down and started walking closer.Sam started walking towards him.
"So.erm.Carter." he said, as they couldn't move anymore closer
"Shhh." she said softly as she grabbed the top of his shirt.pulled him to eye level and placed her lips on his.
"Carter?" he mumbled, his lips still firmly attached to Sam's.
"Calm down you sexy Colonel.it is Valentines Day after all." she grabbed his chin and pushed her lips harder against his.Daniel stood up to see what they had got up to and saw them together.
"So Teal'c.I see our fun is over.to the SGC?"
"Indeed" They walked to Daniel's car trying not to look in the Colonel's and his 2IC's direction.they got in and drove off back to the SGC leaving Jack and Sam alone.
"So.Jack." they finally broke free of each other
"Daniel kinda brought me over here.so erm.to your house?"
"Why not.erm.Carter?" she turned to look at him, her hand firmly in his.
"Yup"
"All that stuff.erm in the letter."
"What about it?"
"We're not gunna do that are we."
"Of course not.I don't have any chocolate.but I'm sure there's something in your house." she gave him a cheeky grin as she parted from him to get to the other side of the truck.he unlocked it and they both got in.
"How about we keep it more or less clean eh?"
"Sounds good to me." she brought him towards her once more kissed him, and let him go so he could drive.
10 minutes later they got to Jack's house.he quickly opened the door, showed Sam into his room, and went to get some drinks.
"Umm Jack?" he heard Sam shout. "Why are all of your clothes on the floor?"
"Crap!"
The End. Tell me what you thought. I know they prob wouldn't really do this.but it's a bit of fun..
"So when is he gunna get here?" Daniel asked. "I persuaded him to come."
"O'Neill has repeatedly been late for the past few days.he is undoubtedly making his appearance acceptable." sure enough Jack's truck pulled up in the parking lot.Sam, Daniel and Teal'c sat on the floor out of sight. Jack looked around.opened his truck, got out, closed the door and locked it.
"Why am I doing this.stupid Daniel.gunna kill him tomorrow.where is this person anyway." he walked up to the entrance.stood right where the others where sitting but did not notice them.Sam raised her hand and counted down from three with it.as soon as her hand displayed 0 they shouted in unison
"Happy Valentines Day!!" Colonel O'Neill jumped.he turned and saw the three sitting beside him.his face filled half with fury and half with amusement.he fell next to Sam.
"You did this" he said bringing out the letter.Sam's face fell into a cheeky grin.
"Yup" Jack.trying to be calm.spoke softly to them all.
"All of it."
"Yup." he looked at Sam.
"So when you were in.
"Daniel's office we were waiting for you to go to your locker." She flashed the video in front of his face.he tried to snatch it but h was to slow. "We put a small camera in your locker along with the note.
"You wrote the note?" his face still confused.
"Yup."
"So that's why Daniel was trying to persuade me to come."
"He exceeded in persuading you O'Neill.you are in fact here." Teal'c spoke with a grin.
"But.Fraiser."
"She was in on it to Sir.just that she doesn't know the details."
"You know Jack the Tape is REALLY good." Daniel spoke.trying to intimidate him.it worked.he quickly made a grab for the tape but Sam quickly got up and started running off with it.
"Hey Carter!! Bring that back"
"No!! We have to show Janet."
"Over My Dead Body"
"Fine Then"
"Carter I gave you an Order"
"Well.I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
"Huh?"
"You should have come to mine last night.you would know what it means then." Jack looked at Daniel
"Means that she's unwilling to comply with you request."
"Daniel?"
"Means 'no'"
"Why didn't you say so." he looked over to Sam who was waving the video in the air.smiled and ran towards her. but she wasn't running, she put the video in her bag and beckoned him closer. He slowed down and started walking closer.Sam started walking towards him.
"So.erm.Carter." he said, as they couldn't move anymore closer
"Shhh." she said softly as she grabbed the top of his shirt.pulled him to eye level and placed her lips on his.
"Carter?" he mumbled, his lips still firmly attached to Sam's.
"Calm down you sexy Colonel.it is Valentines Day after all." she grabbed his chin and pushed her lips harder against his.Daniel stood up to see what they had got up to and saw them together.
"So Teal'c.I see our fun is over.to the SGC?"
"Indeed" They walked to Daniel's car trying not to look in the Colonel's and his 2IC's direction.they got in and drove off back to the SGC leaving Jack and Sam alone.
"So.Jack." they finally broke free of each other
"Daniel kinda brought me over here.so erm.to your house?"
"Why not.erm.Carter?" she turned to look at him, her hand firmly in his.
"Yup"
"All that stuff.erm in the letter."
"What about it?"
"We're not gunna do that are we."
"Of course not.I don't have any chocolate.but I'm sure there's something in your house." she gave him a cheeky grin as she parted from him to get to the other side of the truck.he unlocked it and they both got in.
"How about we keep it more or less clean eh?"
"Sounds good to me." she brought him towards her once more kissed him, and let him go so he could drive.
10 minutes later they got to Jack's house.he quickly opened the door, showed Sam into his room, and went to get some drinks.
"Umm Jack?" he heard Sam shout. "Why are all of your clothes on the floor?"
"Crap!"
The End. Tell me what you thought. I know they prob wouldn't really do this.but it's a bit of fun..