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AN: And yes we're back! Thanx to RogueDragon5, Tenshi7, Pietro's Love and aragornlover for reviewing. Yes we know its how to say... Interesting but thats whta you get when you involve me in a story on sugar.
Now onto the story!
chapter two
" ACK!" the both screamed falling over onto the floor.
"Ow!"
"Remind me not to pick up another dictionary again."
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Logan and the professor were now flying to the return address on the envelope. Since the jet was broken and needed repairs they took a plane.
Xavier sat in his seat wiggling around...his upper body anyway...excited about finally getting an alliance between other mutants.
Logan was restless and decided to pass the time by kicking the seat in front of him. The business man turned around and glared at him, Logan pretended that nothing was amiss and started to whistle. When the older man looked away again, Logan than began to make airplane and crash noises with his mouth, pretending that his straw was a jet.
The man grew tired of the noise and asked Xavier to calm his son down. At that Logan began to hollar and the man jumped over his chair and began to choke the Logan. The snikt of his claws made the passenger back away and after that the ride went smoothly as Xavier continued to fidget in his chair while talking randomly about mutant acceptance and Logan threw his peas at the back of the guys head.
They were surprised when they reached their destintation and found Magneto waiting at the terminal.
"What are you doing here Eric?" Magneto smiled evilly.
"I should ask the same question Charles." They stared at each other, and the theme music from the old western movies came into the scene, a tumbleweed rolled by. A women in a hot pink corsetted dress came into the picture with a black feather in her hair laying on an organ while a bar suddenly appeared. Magneto touched his sides about whip out his gun,
"Cut the crap!" Logan said. And the music and scene zipped away.
"I recieved a letter about a possible alliance between me and tXHHABK." Magneto said.
"So did i." Once again Magneto and Xavier began to stare each other down, luckily Logan was saved from another starefest when a limo pulled over. It beeped the theme of X Men. "That must be ours." Xavier announced.
All three entered the limo on their way to the meeting.
The driver look ed back at the three. Smiling to herself she sent a message to D-Ranged mentally (telepathy)
' They're in the car boss. We should be at tXHHABK in about five mintues'
'Excellent! Everything is underway. Bring them through the back. We'll be waiting.' D-Ranged turns to Scitzy.
"They're coming, they're coming!"
They start laughing gleefully and stare out the window waiting for the limo to show up. How happy they were to have inherited their money from Scitzy's Great-Great aunt Rhoda.
Soon the limo pulls up and the three get out.
"Yes and now they're going to the back. Come on let's go greet our guests!" Scitzy said as she got up and walked to the room that Empath would lead the three into.
One of them wore a navy blue business suit with a red scarf and red pumps, a big bow was on her head and she had a sixties ponytail while another wore an olive green suit with low grey pumps, a matching scarf and her hair tied at a nape to her neck. Logan snickered when he saw her large black medicaid glasses held together by lots of pieces of clear tape. When she spoke her thick accent made him laugh aloud, that recieved a glare from Xavier who didn't want to offend his possible new lackeys, um, he meant allies.
"Allo! Mya name isa D-ranged-," she was poked in the ribs by Scitzy. "ahem,
D-ranganelia Boulevarda Harta and thisa isa, uma, um." Scitzy immediately intervened.
"Scitania, just Scitania. And we werea vondering if, " Logan laughed even harder at her accent. " you would like... " She didn't finish as she turned her head and the lights went out.
" Noa one move." Said D-Ranged as she looked over to wear Scitzy would be. She then took out a pair of night vision goggles and Scitzy did the same.Then Scitzy, Empath D-Ranged put on a gas mask and the room soon filled with a special knock out gas combined with a mutant nuetralizer.
The three mutants fell to the ground asleep. Scitzy smiled as she pulled out a container with gooey green liquid.
"They'll never get the antidote!" They all three threw their heads back and laughed. Finally after about ten minutes they got bored of evil laughter and dragged the now sleeping mutants to a caged cell.
***
Magneto was the first to wake up and became nervous when he couldn't open the metal bars. he woke up Logan with a severe shake.
"What!" Logan shouted. Magneto grabbed his heart.
"Don't yell!" He yelled. "I can't seem to use my powers."
"Leave it to me bub! I'll show ya how it's done."
"But Logan you can't use your powers."
"The claws aren't a mutant ability metalhead, now shut up and let a man do his-." His high pitched scream woke Xavier who had been dreaming about mating bunnies.
"What's wrong Logan?" He rolled over to Logan. Logan whimpered and showed him the open wounds were the claws came out, they hadn't healed. "Oh my God Logan! Our mutant powers have been, have been-."
"Nuetralized." The voice came from Scitzy who was smiling through the caged bar. On either side of her was D-Ranged and Empath. "Here are a couple of band aids." She threw a box at Logan who started to cry when the pointy part hit in the eye.
"That hurt!"
"Too bad. oh Professor we have a surprise for you." Scitzy said. D-Ranged began to giggle madly.
"Hey Xavier, do you know that your mutant ability is why your in that wheel chair?" D-Ranged's voice was high pitched with concealed laughter. Xaviers eyes glistened with tears and he smiled at the words.
"I knew it!" He shouted. "I knew that it was this stupid mutation." Skitzy and Empath snickered. Xavier lifted his body up with his hands and stood on his feet, he smiled proudly at Magneto and Logan. Three seconds later he was sprawled on the floor.
The three Kidnappers started to laugh. What a glorious day for the tXHHABK!
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The three continued to laugh loudly.
'I can't believe he fell for it.' the three of them thought.
Soon they stopped and Eric and Logan were looking at them.
"What? Like you never saw three psychos laughing?" asked Scitzy
"We haven't." said Logan.
"Nope well not til just now." answered Eric.
"Ah well there you go. New experiance everyday. " said the dictionary in the back of the room.
" That thing is really starting to annoy me." said D-Ranged and Scitzy through clenched teeth.
Soon they were off to the instute.
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" Like where's the professor?" asked Kitty as she walked by Ororo's room, " He's not in his like, room."
" I'm not sure Kitty. Try asking Mr. Mcoy." replied Ororo a little confused why the professor wasn't in his office, she looked back down to her book, Kitty saw that it was Pride and Prejudice.
Kitty left to go find Hank. Ororo checked to make sure she was gone and chucked the fake book cover to the other side of the room and continued to read her trashy romance novel.
Soon a voice that was disguised to sound like the professors was heard in her room.
'Ororo would you please come to my office I need you for something.' said the deep voice.
' Are you alright Charles? You sound like you've got a cold?" she questioned.
' We- I mean I am fine, and yes I do have a cold. Just please come to my office now?!" the voice said getting a little, er okay alot impatient.
Ororo got up from her chair and hid her book under her mattress, no sense in letting the children see it. When she dissapeared Kurt teleported in and grabbed it. He loved that author.
***
Ororo opened the door to Xavier's office and entered it, she was followed by McCoy. When they reached the chair that hid the professor from their view the door closed and locked and the chair swiveled around. It was Scitzy.
"Where is the Professor?" Ororo asked.
"Oh you'll see him soon enough Bond." Scitzy smiled.
"Bond?" Ororo questioned. A stageboy walked over to the set and whispered something in Scitzy's ear.
"Damn, wrong line. I meant Ororo." Ororo smiled and than once again looked frightened. Hank puffed out his chest.
"We want the Professor." He said in a manly voice. Scitzy smiled.
"Sure you do you overgrown Cookie Monster!" The quiver from his lips should have forwarned them but they were surprised at the loud wailing that was coming from his mouth.
"I told you that would hurt his feelings!" D-Ranged said.
"Like you care." Scitzy shot back.
"Good point." she said thoughtfully.
"Okay, let's put these stupid masks on again and let out the gas."
"eewww." Empath spewed,
"Shut up." Scitzy yelled. D-Ranged shrugged and put on her mask. The gas was let out and they managed to drag their sleeping bodies to the helecopter that was...hidden...in the back of the institute.
" Why didn't we do this closer to the jet? He's heavy!" claimed Scitzy as she drug Hank to the helecopter.
" Oh shut up. " yelled Empath back at her from before.
Sctizy just stuck her tongue out. "Nea"
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" Okay now that we've got all the leadery people out who should we get next?" asked Empath.
"Oh," said Scitzy, "we shall move on to the other mutants."
"dun dun dunnnnnnnnn." D-Ranged said. She shrugged and continued to pull a heavy Ororo into the jet.
***
At the headquarters Ororo and Hank woke up in a room with Xavier, Logan and Magneto. Twenty minutes later a drunk Mystique was dragged in.
"We didn't even have to drug her," Scitzy snickered.
"Stop laughin at me!" Mystique slurred. Magneto grimaced.
"What happened to you?" He asked. Mystique turned to him angry and stumbling. She shook a blue finger at him.
"You...youu! You were 'posed to meet me for lunch today at the bar and you never showed up! I hate you! Die." Mystique tried to punch him but managed to end up sprawled on top of Logan, she looked at him and smiled. "Hiya big boy. Want some of this blue-." Mystique fainted midword.
The tXHHABK team just stood by laughing, they left the room to go to their planning area and decide on how to kidnap the rest of the X-Men. They would torture the new kidnappees that evening.
"Now we should start on hmm. PIETRO!" Scitzy smiled to her self.
" You only want to start with him because you're in love with him. " said the evil dictionary.
" One more word out of you, you stupid book and it'll be the last!" she yelled in anger
" Now how to get him........ since he's Mr. Speedy, how about something with his shoes?" Scitzy smiled.
"OH! We can make some shoes out of bricks and put them on his feet." D-Ranged looked around smiling and when she didn't recieve any support she just quieted down and slumped off in a corner.
Scitzy sighed and thought of a special type of shoe to put on Pietro. She smiled at his name and a big bubble came out of her head. In the bubble you saw her in a long white dress and long curly hair flowing in the breeze, she was running with Pietro and they were holding hands.
She blinked and the bubble popped away. D-Ranged and Empath were eating buttered popcorn as they watched the scene.
" Hey I know what about a brick shoe?!, that should work. I'm so smart." She said smiling once again.
" That's what I just said." complained D-Ranged
" Who cares who's idea it was. It'll work but we just gotta find the right shoe."
" Either of you know what size shoe he wears?" asked D-Ranged getting over the idea steeler.
" 8 on his left foot and just a little shy of a nine on his right." replied Scitzy almost immediatly.
" How'd you know that?" Empath curiously questioned.
" I have my ways."
" Stalker. " Said the dictionary queitly.
" That's it , you're going into the attic! " she screamed as she had a servant take it up to the attic.
" Now that that's out of the way for now, onto steeling his shoes. " she smirked.
AN: Reviews are Ransomed! You give us a review and we'll give you the next chapter! So we suggest you press that lil purple button and review.
please? oh and if you use the little box thing at where it says review click on it and go to the last one, add author to alert list and youll get an email saying when i update. Its alot easier then jus checking everyonce in a while.
AN: And yes we're back! Thanx to RogueDragon5, Tenshi7, Pietro's Love and aragornlover for reviewing. Yes we know its how to say... Interesting but thats whta you get when you involve me in a story on sugar.
Now onto the story!
chapter two
" ACK!" the both screamed falling over onto the floor.
"Ow!"
"Remind me not to pick up another dictionary again."
_____________________________________
Logan and the professor were now flying to the return address on the envelope. Since the jet was broken and needed repairs they took a plane.
Xavier sat in his seat wiggling around...his upper body anyway...excited about finally getting an alliance between other mutants.
Logan was restless and decided to pass the time by kicking the seat in front of him. The business man turned around and glared at him, Logan pretended that nothing was amiss and started to whistle. When the older man looked away again, Logan than began to make airplane and crash noises with his mouth, pretending that his straw was a jet.
The man grew tired of the noise and asked Xavier to calm his son down. At that Logan began to hollar and the man jumped over his chair and began to choke the Logan. The snikt of his claws made the passenger back away and after that the ride went smoothly as Xavier continued to fidget in his chair while talking randomly about mutant acceptance and Logan threw his peas at the back of the guys head.
They were surprised when they reached their destintation and found Magneto waiting at the terminal.
"What are you doing here Eric?" Magneto smiled evilly.
"I should ask the same question Charles." They stared at each other, and the theme music from the old western movies came into the scene, a tumbleweed rolled by. A women in a hot pink corsetted dress came into the picture with a black feather in her hair laying on an organ while a bar suddenly appeared. Magneto touched his sides about whip out his gun,
"Cut the crap!" Logan said. And the music and scene zipped away.
"I recieved a letter about a possible alliance between me and tXHHABK." Magneto said.
"So did i." Once again Magneto and Xavier began to stare each other down, luckily Logan was saved from another starefest when a limo pulled over. It beeped the theme of X Men. "That must be ours." Xavier announced.
All three entered the limo on their way to the meeting.
The driver look ed back at the three. Smiling to herself she sent a message to D-Ranged mentally (telepathy)
' They're in the car boss. We should be at tXHHABK in about five mintues'
'Excellent! Everything is underway. Bring them through the back. We'll be waiting.' D-Ranged turns to Scitzy.
"They're coming, they're coming!"
They start laughing gleefully and stare out the window waiting for the limo to show up. How happy they were to have inherited their money from Scitzy's Great-Great aunt Rhoda.
Soon the limo pulls up and the three get out.
"Yes and now they're going to the back. Come on let's go greet our guests!" Scitzy said as she got up and walked to the room that Empath would lead the three into.
One of them wore a navy blue business suit with a red scarf and red pumps, a big bow was on her head and she had a sixties ponytail while another wore an olive green suit with low grey pumps, a matching scarf and her hair tied at a nape to her neck. Logan snickered when he saw her large black medicaid glasses held together by lots of pieces of clear tape. When she spoke her thick accent made him laugh aloud, that recieved a glare from Xavier who didn't want to offend his possible new lackeys, um, he meant allies.
"Allo! Mya name isa D-ranged-," she was poked in the ribs by Scitzy. "ahem,
D-ranganelia Boulevarda Harta and thisa isa, uma, um." Scitzy immediately intervened.
"Scitania, just Scitania. And we werea vondering if, " Logan laughed even harder at her accent. " you would like... " She didn't finish as she turned her head and the lights went out.
" Noa one move." Said D-Ranged as she looked over to wear Scitzy would be. She then took out a pair of night vision goggles and Scitzy did the same.Then Scitzy, Empath D-Ranged put on a gas mask and the room soon filled with a special knock out gas combined with a mutant nuetralizer.
The three mutants fell to the ground asleep. Scitzy smiled as she pulled out a container with gooey green liquid.
"They'll never get the antidote!" They all three threw their heads back and laughed. Finally after about ten minutes they got bored of evil laughter and dragged the now sleeping mutants to a caged cell.
***
Magneto was the first to wake up and became nervous when he couldn't open the metal bars. he woke up Logan with a severe shake.
"What!" Logan shouted. Magneto grabbed his heart.
"Don't yell!" He yelled. "I can't seem to use my powers."
"Leave it to me bub! I'll show ya how it's done."
"But Logan you can't use your powers."
"The claws aren't a mutant ability metalhead, now shut up and let a man do his-." His high pitched scream woke Xavier who had been dreaming about mating bunnies.
"What's wrong Logan?" He rolled over to Logan. Logan whimpered and showed him the open wounds were the claws came out, they hadn't healed. "Oh my God Logan! Our mutant powers have been, have been-."
"Nuetralized." The voice came from Scitzy who was smiling through the caged bar. On either side of her was D-Ranged and Empath. "Here are a couple of band aids." She threw a box at Logan who started to cry when the pointy part hit in the eye.
"That hurt!"
"Too bad. oh Professor we have a surprise for you." Scitzy said. D-Ranged began to giggle madly.
"Hey Xavier, do you know that your mutant ability is why your in that wheel chair?" D-Ranged's voice was high pitched with concealed laughter. Xaviers eyes glistened with tears and he smiled at the words.
"I knew it!" He shouted. "I knew that it was this stupid mutation." Skitzy and Empath snickered. Xavier lifted his body up with his hands and stood on his feet, he smiled proudly at Magneto and Logan. Three seconds later he was sprawled on the floor.
The three Kidnappers started to laugh. What a glorious day for the tXHHABK!
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The three continued to laugh loudly.
'I can't believe he fell for it.' the three of them thought.
Soon they stopped and Eric and Logan were looking at them.
"What? Like you never saw three psychos laughing?" asked Scitzy
"We haven't." said Logan.
"Nope well not til just now." answered Eric.
"Ah well there you go. New experiance everyday. " said the dictionary in the back of the room.
" That thing is really starting to annoy me." said D-Ranged and Scitzy through clenched teeth.
Soon they were off to the instute.
________-
" Like where's the professor?" asked Kitty as she walked by Ororo's room, " He's not in his like, room."
" I'm not sure Kitty. Try asking Mr. Mcoy." replied Ororo a little confused why the professor wasn't in his office, she looked back down to her book, Kitty saw that it was Pride and Prejudice.
Kitty left to go find Hank. Ororo checked to make sure she was gone and chucked the fake book cover to the other side of the room and continued to read her trashy romance novel.
Soon a voice that was disguised to sound like the professors was heard in her room.
'Ororo would you please come to my office I need you for something.' said the deep voice.
' Are you alright Charles? You sound like you've got a cold?" she questioned.
' We- I mean I am fine, and yes I do have a cold. Just please come to my office now?!" the voice said getting a little, er okay alot impatient.
Ororo got up from her chair and hid her book under her mattress, no sense in letting the children see it. When she dissapeared Kurt teleported in and grabbed it. He loved that author.
***
Ororo opened the door to Xavier's office and entered it, she was followed by McCoy. When they reached the chair that hid the professor from their view the door closed and locked and the chair swiveled around. It was Scitzy.
"Where is the Professor?" Ororo asked.
"Oh you'll see him soon enough Bond." Scitzy smiled.
"Bond?" Ororo questioned. A stageboy walked over to the set and whispered something in Scitzy's ear.
"Damn, wrong line. I meant Ororo." Ororo smiled and than once again looked frightened. Hank puffed out his chest.
"We want the Professor." He said in a manly voice. Scitzy smiled.
"Sure you do you overgrown Cookie Monster!" The quiver from his lips should have forwarned them but they were surprised at the loud wailing that was coming from his mouth.
"I told you that would hurt his feelings!" D-Ranged said.
"Like you care." Scitzy shot back.
"Good point." she said thoughtfully.
"Okay, let's put these stupid masks on again and let out the gas."
"eewww." Empath spewed,
"Shut up." Scitzy yelled. D-Ranged shrugged and put on her mask. The gas was let out and they managed to drag their sleeping bodies to the helecopter that was...hidden...in the back of the institute.
" Why didn't we do this closer to the jet? He's heavy!" claimed Scitzy as she drug Hank to the helecopter.
" Oh shut up. " yelled Empath back at her from before.
Sctizy just stuck her tongue out. "Nea"
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" Okay now that we've got all the leadery people out who should we get next?" asked Empath.
"Oh," said Scitzy, "we shall move on to the other mutants."
"dun dun dunnnnnnnnn." D-Ranged said. She shrugged and continued to pull a heavy Ororo into the jet.
***
At the headquarters Ororo and Hank woke up in a room with Xavier, Logan and Magneto. Twenty minutes later a drunk Mystique was dragged in.
"We didn't even have to drug her," Scitzy snickered.
"Stop laughin at me!" Mystique slurred. Magneto grimaced.
"What happened to you?" He asked. Mystique turned to him angry and stumbling. She shook a blue finger at him.
"You...youu! You were 'posed to meet me for lunch today at the bar and you never showed up! I hate you! Die." Mystique tried to punch him but managed to end up sprawled on top of Logan, she looked at him and smiled. "Hiya big boy. Want some of this blue-." Mystique fainted midword.
The tXHHABK team just stood by laughing, they left the room to go to their planning area and decide on how to kidnap the rest of the X-Men. They would torture the new kidnappees that evening.
"Now we should start on hmm. PIETRO!" Scitzy smiled to her self.
" You only want to start with him because you're in love with him. " said the evil dictionary.
" One more word out of you, you stupid book and it'll be the last!" she yelled in anger
" Now how to get him........ since he's Mr. Speedy, how about something with his shoes?" Scitzy smiled.
"OH! We can make some shoes out of bricks and put them on his feet." D-Ranged looked around smiling and when she didn't recieve any support she just quieted down and slumped off in a corner.
Scitzy sighed and thought of a special type of shoe to put on Pietro. She smiled at his name and a big bubble came out of her head. In the bubble you saw her in a long white dress and long curly hair flowing in the breeze, she was running with Pietro and they were holding hands.
She blinked and the bubble popped away. D-Ranged and Empath were eating buttered popcorn as they watched the scene.
" Hey I know what about a brick shoe?!, that should work. I'm so smart." She said smiling once again.
" That's what I just said." complained D-Ranged
" Who cares who's idea it was. It'll work but we just gotta find the right shoe."
" Either of you know what size shoe he wears?" asked D-Ranged getting over the idea steeler.
" 8 on his left foot and just a little shy of a nine on his right." replied Scitzy almost immediatly.
" How'd you know that?" Empath curiously questioned.
" I have my ways."
" Stalker. " Said the dictionary queitly.
" That's it , you're going into the attic! " she screamed as she had a servant take it up to the attic.
" Now that that's out of the way for now, onto steeling his shoes. " she smirked.
AN: Reviews are Ransomed! You give us a review and we'll give you the next chapter! So we suggest you press that lil purple button and review.
please? oh and if you use the little box thing at where it says review click on it and go to the last one, add author to alert list and youll get an email saying when i update. Its alot easier then jus checking everyonce in a while.