As we all know it, Elizabeth Swan was freakin annoying in Pirates of the Caribbean. This is the scenario in which Will Turner is wrapping Ms. Swan's hand below deck.
"Blacksmith's hands, i know they're rough," says Will Turner pathetically.
"No, I mean, yes they are," says stupid Elizabeth,"but don't stop."
In disgust Will replies," I think I will keep wrapping you stupid wench."
Will keeps on wrapping her hand until it is the size of a large bowling ball.
" Ah! Will! Look what you've done to my hand, you stupid prick!" Elizabeth screamed in rage. Will did not reply, but instead reached across and slapped her across the face. " Shut it!"
"But Will, its cut off my circulation...well I think thats the right word. Its too big of a word for me." Elizabeth squealed stupidly.
"Oh you stupid toothpick, shut up. Yes, circulation and I hope your hand with the freakishly manicured nails falls off and you become a homeless cripple."
Suddenly Jack Sparrow swaggers down deck and comes over to look at Elizabeth and Will."Good job Will, next time though, wrap it around her mouth."
Jack and Will snicker together as Elizabeth cries. "I demand that you take me home and make sure that you get all of my belongings because I must have them!"
" Shut it!" they both yell at her.
" Ugh! I swear I'll go to my father if you don't stop!" She yelps.
Jack Sparrow gets an evil look on his face as he replies," Not if you're dead."
" Elizabeth, I should have told you since the day I met you. Its been so hard to control myself and to keep from jumping on you like an animal....I hate you!" Will says with such emotion that Elizabeth cries out. " Yes, it was I who poisoned you when you were twelve, and it was I who set those dogs on you in your sleep. I'm so tired of your complaining. And besides, you owe me twenty bucks and my gold coin. Now that I have them back, we're going to kill you."
Now Jack whips out his pistol and says, " This bullet was meant for some old crusty pirate with bad acne, but you are much worse so its for you."
With that, he blows her away. Later he and Will turn her on a spit and eat what little meat is on her toothpick bones.
The End.
"Blacksmith's hands, i know they're rough," says Will Turner pathetically.
"No, I mean, yes they are," says stupid Elizabeth,"but don't stop."
In disgust Will replies," I think I will keep wrapping you stupid wench."
Will keeps on wrapping her hand until it is the size of a large bowling ball.
" Ah! Will! Look what you've done to my hand, you stupid prick!" Elizabeth screamed in rage. Will did not reply, but instead reached across and slapped her across the face. " Shut it!"
"But Will, its cut off my circulation...well I think thats the right word. Its too big of a word for me." Elizabeth squealed stupidly.
"Oh you stupid toothpick, shut up. Yes, circulation and I hope your hand with the freakishly manicured nails falls off and you become a homeless cripple."
Suddenly Jack Sparrow swaggers down deck and comes over to look at Elizabeth and Will."Good job Will, next time though, wrap it around her mouth."
Jack and Will snicker together as Elizabeth cries. "I demand that you take me home and make sure that you get all of my belongings because I must have them!"
" Shut it!" they both yell at her.
" Ugh! I swear I'll go to my father if you don't stop!" She yelps.
Jack Sparrow gets an evil look on his face as he replies," Not if you're dead."
" Elizabeth, I should have told you since the day I met you. Its been so hard to control myself and to keep from jumping on you like an animal....I hate you!" Will says with such emotion that Elizabeth cries out. " Yes, it was I who poisoned you when you were twelve, and it was I who set those dogs on you in your sleep. I'm so tired of your complaining. And besides, you owe me twenty bucks and my gold coin. Now that I have them back, we're going to kill you."
Now Jack whips out his pistol and says, " This bullet was meant for some old crusty pirate with bad acne, but you are much worse so its for you."
With that, he blows her away. Later he and Will turn her on a spit and eat what little meat is on her toothpick bones.
The End.