Sue Ellen is a furby just a reminder for those who have read *The Fritos of Wrath*
Narrator: its deathmatch!!!!!!! (echoed speech) *crickets chirping* ahh fuck it
Narrator: and now heres kirby the big pink marshmallow
Kirby: FUCK YOU *sucks up the narrator* changes into the narrator
Kirby: HA HA now its time for me to narrate HA HA HA HA
Sora: takes the oblivion keyblade and smacks the narrator/Kirby in the back of the head
Sue ellen: *walks on the stage, eyes glowing black* IM BACK!!! HA HA HA
Riku: *walks on the stage* OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sue ellen: *picks up kirby and chases Riku with him trying to hit him with kirby*
Sora: *takes out a lounge chair, sits down and starts eating popcorn* *laughing his ass off*
Kairi: *walks in and closes sora up in the lounge chair*
Sora: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING DOING!!!!!!!!
Kairi: sits on top of Sora who is now walking around like a turtle
Riku: *takes a chainsaw and cuts sue ellen in half*
Sue ellen: *then buds into two sue ellens*
Riku: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: cuts sue ellens in half again and the sue ellens turn into four
Riku: I give up *tosses the chainsaw and it kills kirby*
Sue Ellens: *wreak havock* and toss things about
*Kairi gets hit in the back of the head by (Husky Pork,The other meat contaminated byproduct)*
Kairi: *falls unconscious on the floor*
Sora: *gets out of the lounge chair* *looks around* *sees Kairi* now i can have my way with her *drags her out of the room*
Riku: *runs away out the door*
Sue Ellens: *soon follow with the chainsaws swinging them about nearly missing the heads of the directors and the writers of this here story which would be a devastating moment*
TO BE CONTINUED (next time me and my girlfriend are hyper or stoned)
disclaimer: this story brought to you by two hyper teenagers one who is hyped up on chocolate and one who is stoned off his ass
Narrator: its deathmatch!!!!!!! (echoed speech) *crickets chirping* ahh fuck it
Narrator: and now heres kirby the big pink marshmallow
Kirby: FUCK YOU *sucks up the narrator* changes into the narrator
Kirby: HA HA now its time for me to narrate HA HA HA HA
Sora: takes the oblivion keyblade and smacks the narrator/Kirby in the back of the head
Sue ellen: *walks on the stage, eyes glowing black* IM BACK!!! HA HA HA
Riku: *walks on the stage* OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sue ellen: *picks up kirby and chases Riku with him trying to hit him with kirby*
Sora: *takes out a lounge chair, sits down and starts eating popcorn* *laughing his ass off*
Kairi: *walks in and closes sora up in the lounge chair*
Sora: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING DOING!!!!!!!!
Kairi: sits on top of Sora who is now walking around like a turtle
Riku: *takes a chainsaw and cuts sue ellen in half*
Sue ellen: *then buds into two sue ellens*
Riku: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: cuts sue ellens in half again and the sue ellens turn into four
Riku: I give up *tosses the chainsaw and it kills kirby*
Sue Ellens: *wreak havock* and toss things about
*Kairi gets hit in the back of the head by (Husky Pork,The other meat contaminated byproduct)*
Kairi: *falls unconscious on the floor*
Sora: *gets out of the lounge chair* *looks around* *sees Kairi* now i can have my way with her *drags her out of the room*
Riku: *runs away out the door*
Sue Ellens: *soon follow with the chainsaws swinging them about nearly missing the heads of the directors and the writers of this here story which would be a devastating moment*
TO BE CONTINUED (next time me and my girlfriend are hyper or stoned)
disclaimer: this story brought to you by two hyper teenagers one who is hyped up on chocolate and one who is stoned off his ass