The Tournament
A/N Domo Arigato for the reviews! hee hee hee! i feel special enough to take the special bus to school!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of any importance whatsoever! geez...make me feel bad...*sob sob*
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Kimahri, Yuna, and Lulu are in the stands, watching Tidus, Wakka, and Rikku get brutally injured by the other team. Auron is having the best day of his life, having a twosome with Shiva and Yunalesca. *sigh* men...
Meanwhile...on the playing field...
Wakka: *signals for a time out*
*time out(in the dressing room)*
All except Rikku: X_______X
Rikku: umm......guys? I NEED CANDY! *hyperventalate hyperventalate*
Tidus: here. take it *hands the candy to her* X______X
Rikku grabs the candy, and as she shoves it down her face without even chewing, the others could tell the sugar rush was already coming about, and as her eyes glazed over, she ran into the waiting pool.
Rikku: *voice fading* ...smells like a steak and seats sixty-five! canyonero! canyonero!
In the stands...
Lulu: the game is back...on...Yuna, what are you doing?
Yuna: im singing the kitty song! "Kitten in the sun, kitten in the sun lying, lying! Kitten in the shade, kitten in the shade, playing all day! Kitten in the rain, kitten in the rain, crying, crying! Kitten on my lap, kitten on my lap, purring away!" see! cause Kimahri's a kitten! hee hee hee!
Yuna blissfully strokes Kimahri's back, unaware that Kimahri isnt purring, nor a kitten.
Kimahri: *growling fiercly* Im not a kitten! i have a horn...sorta...and im possibly just a teeny bit too tall to be a cat, so quit pulling this shi-
Lulu: shh! the Aurochs only have Rikku out there! no goalie or nothin! *sighs as she sees what Yuna is doing*
Yuna: *holding her wand, ready to throw* see the stick? see the stick? go get it! *throws it, hits some weirdo freak* hee hee hee!
???: hey! is this yours? *hands the wand to her*
Yuna: oh! ive been looking everywhere for it...i think...my kitty must be sick...he wouldnt fetch it...
Kimahri: grr...
???:(to Yuna) ...youre not very bright, are you?
Yuna:(snooty)...who wants to know?
???: ...well, anyway...im Seymour.
Yuna: im a girl scout, you know! hee hee hee! *twirls around*
Seymour: *whispers to Lulu* is she okay?
Lulu: just dont make any sudden moves.
Seymour: i heard you singing-
Yuna: wanna hear another song?
Seymour: ...okay...
Yuna: okay! hee hee hee! "cause im a blonde B-L-I-N-D! cause im a blonde dont you wish you were me? i never learned to read, and i never learned to cook, why should i bother when i look like i look? i know lots of people who are smarter than me, but i have this philosophy: so what!-"
Seymour: thats nice. say, wanna marry me?
Lulu: i said no sudden moves! (get it?)
Yuna: hmm...*think think*
Kimahri: shes thinking. we may be here awhile...
Lulu: im gonna watch the game.
Jimma: sorry folks, just had to go have a good cry. that two timing Bobba just left me for Dickson-
???: you cant say that over the intercom!
Jimma: *sarcastically* fine, Bickson! gosh, Samma! ...well, anyway, the score is 5-0, Goers leading, and...holy gerbils! theres only one player for the Aurochs on the field! ...Rikku, i think it was...and look at her kicking Dickson's ass! thats for stealing Bobba you son of a bi-
Samma: JIMMA!
Jimma: ...i remember the great times with Bobba...*sniffle sniffle* like when we got a pipe and a gerbil and we would-
Samma: JIMMA! *slices him in half with a wakizashi*
Jimma: X__________X
Samma: Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks! ...but seriously folks, the Luca Goers have made so many fouls that theres only one Auroch still able to play! and look at her go!
The crowd watches a little blonde blur, zooming around the sphere as the game is suddenly 5-6,397
Samma: ...i think the Aurochs have definatly won...wouldnt you say, Jimma?
Jimma: X_________________X
Samma: hpmh! fine then, dont answer!
Meanwhile...on the airship...
the pilot and his crew can hear quite a commotion coming from the cabin area, so Cid decides to check on it. what Cid doesnt realize is that Auron is...busy...(lucky Shiva and Yunalesca!)
Cid: Hello?!?! *pounds on door* Who's in there!
Auron: Im busy! go away!
Cid: What are you doing in there? is there someone with you? a dog?
what Cid was refering to were the little yips and barks coming from the room. little does he know, theres quite a party going on in there...*wink wink nudge nudge know what i mean say no more*
Auron: yeah. two of em! heh heh heh...
Cid: ...*sees the tie on the doorknob* oh...* suddenly enlightened* okay, buh-bye! *leaves*
Auron and the others go back to their work as Cid goes to his bathroom closet to retreive his porno magazines
Cid: Why does he get all the fun! *sob sob*
Meanwhile...in the stands...
Yuna is still thinking about Seymour's proposal. Seymour, as do the others, are growing rapidly impatient.
Yuna: ...umm...
Seymour: okay, you know what? tell me later. drop by my mansion later and give me your descision, allright?
Yuna: your sentence was too long for me to understand...you lost me at "you"...
Seymour: ...
Lulu: ill tell her later. anything else?
Seymour: hee hee hee! you jiggle when you move! *drool drool*
Lulu, having taken offense, cast Thundaga on him(good job!)
Seymour: X___________X
Yuna: you killed him!
Kimahri: he always comes back, you know!
Yuna: ...*happily* oh yes! i remember now! hee hee hee!
Samma: and theres the buzzer! the Beasaid Aurochs win, 19,850-5! what a game!
And so, Yuna is still very stupid, Kimahri decided to go on a quest to find a sandwich, Lulu decided to go back to the airship and join Auron, Shiva, and Yunalesca, Auron had the most fun in his life, Rikku won the Championship and was taken to adhd anonamous(how do you spell that word?), Cid is very sad, Bobba and Bickson ran off together, and Seymour, Tidus, Wakka, Jassu, Botta, Datto, Letty, Keepa are dead. And this chapter has sucked horribly, please dont kill me, i havent had sleep for 3 nights now. this is what happens when i eat chocolate covered prozac. well...thats about it...umm...hee hee hee! i have to go argue with my umbrella! see ya!
A/N Domo Arigato for the reviews! hee hee hee! i feel special enough to take the special bus to school!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of any importance whatsoever! geez...make me feel bad...*sob sob*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kimahri, Yuna, and Lulu are in the stands, watching Tidus, Wakka, and Rikku get brutally injured by the other team. Auron is having the best day of his life, having a twosome with Shiva and Yunalesca. *sigh* men...
Meanwhile...on the playing field...
Wakka: *signals for a time out*
*time out(in the dressing room)*
All except Rikku: X_______X
Rikku: umm......guys? I NEED CANDY! *hyperventalate hyperventalate*
Tidus: here. take it *hands the candy to her* X______X
Rikku grabs the candy, and as she shoves it down her face without even chewing, the others could tell the sugar rush was already coming about, and as her eyes glazed over, she ran into the waiting pool.
Rikku: *voice fading* ...smells like a steak and seats sixty-five! canyonero! canyonero!
In the stands...
Lulu: the game is back...on...Yuna, what are you doing?
Yuna: im singing the kitty song! "Kitten in the sun, kitten in the sun lying, lying! Kitten in the shade, kitten in the shade, playing all day! Kitten in the rain, kitten in the rain, crying, crying! Kitten on my lap, kitten on my lap, purring away!" see! cause Kimahri's a kitten! hee hee hee!
Yuna blissfully strokes Kimahri's back, unaware that Kimahri isnt purring, nor a kitten.
Kimahri: *growling fiercly* Im not a kitten! i have a horn...sorta...and im possibly just a teeny bit too tall to be a cat, so quit pulling this shi-
Lulu: shh! the Aurochs only have Rikku out there! no goalie or nothin! *sighs as she sees what Yuna is doing*
Yuna: *holding her wand, ready to throw* see the stick? see the stick? go get it! *throws it, hits some weirdo freak* hee hee hee!
???: hey! is this yours? *hands the wand to her*
Yuna: oh! ive been looking everywhere for it...i think...my kitty must be sick...he wouldnt fetch it...
Kimahri: grr...
???:(to Yuna) ...youre not very bright, are you?
Yuna:(snooty)...who wants to know?
???: ...well, anyway...im Seymour.
Yuna: im a girl scout, you know! hee hee hee! *twirls around*
Seymour: *whispers to Lulu* is she okay?
Lulu: just dont make any sudden moves.
Seymour: i heard you singing-
Yuna: wanna hear another song?
Seymour: ...okay...
Yuna: okay! hee hee hee! "cause im a blonde B-L-I-N-D! cause im a blonde dont you wish you were me? i never learned to read, and i never learned to cook, why should i bother when i look like i look? i know lots of people who are smarter than me, but i have this philosophy: so what!-"
Seymour: thats nice. say, wanna marry me?
Lulu: i said no sudden moves! (get it?)
Yuna: hmm...*think think*
Kimahri: shes thinking. we may be here awhile...
Lulu: im gonna watch the game.
Jimma: sorry folks, just had to go have a good cry. that two timing Bobba just left me for Dickson-
???: you cant say that over the intercom!
Jimma: *sarcastically* fine, Bickson! gosh, Samma! ...well, anyway, the score is 5-0, Goers leading, and...holy gerbils! theres only one player for the Aurochs on the field! ...Rikku, i think it was...and look at her kicking Dickson's ass! thats for stealing Bobba you son of a bi-
Samma: JIMMA!
Jimma: ...i remember the great times with Bobba...*sniffle sniffle* like when we got a pipe and a gerbil and we would-
Samma: JIMMA! *slices him in half with a wakizashi*
Jimma: X__________X
Samma: Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks! ...but seriously folks, the Luca Goers have made so many fouls that theres only one Auroch still able to play! and look at her go!
The crowd watches a little blonde blur, zooming around the sphere as the game is suddenly 5-6,397
Samma: ...i think the Aurochs have definatly won...wouldnt you say, Jimma?
Jimma: X_________________X
Samma: hpmh! fine then, dont answer!
Meanwhile...on the airship...
the pilot and his crew can hear quite a commotion coming from the cabin area, so Cid decides to check on it. what Cid doesnt realize is that Auron is...busy...(lucky Shiva and Yunalesca!)
Cid: Hello?!?! *pounds on door* Who's in there!
Auron: Im busy! go away!
Cid: What are you doing in there? is there someone with you? a dog?
what Cid was refering to were the little yips and barks coming from the room. little does he know, theres quite a party going on in there...*wink wink nudge nudge know what i mean say no more*
Auron: yeah. two of em! heh heh heh...
Cid: ...*sees the tie on the doorknob* oh...* suddenly enlightened* okay, buh-bye! *leaves*
Auron and the others go back to their work as Cid goes to his bathroom closet to retreive his porno magazines
Cid: Why does he get all the fun! *sob sob*
Meanwhile...in the stands...
Yuna is still thinking about Seymour's proposal. Seymour, as do the others, are growing rapidly impatient.
Yuna: ...umm...
Seymour: okay, you know what? tell me later. drop by my mansion later and give me your descision, allright?
Yuna: your sentence was too long for me to understand...you lost me at "you"...
Seymour: ...
Lulu: ill tell her later. anything else?
Seymour: hee hee hee! you jiggle when you move! *drool drool*
Lulu, having taken offense, cast Thundaga on him(good job!)
Seymour: X___________X
Yuna: you killed him!
Kimahri: he always comes back, you know!
Yuna: ...*happily* oh yes! i remember now! hee hee hee!
Samma: and theres the buzzer! the Beasaid Aurochs win, 19,850-5! what a game!
And so, Yuna is still very stupid, Kimahri decided to go on a quest to find a sandwich, Lulu decided to go back to the airship and join Auron, Shiva, and Yunalesca, Auron had the most fun in his life, Rikku won the Championship and was taken to adhd anonamous(how do you spell that word?), Cid is very sad, Bobba and Bickson ran off together, and Seymour, Tidus, Wakka, Jassu, Botta, Datto, Letty, Keepa are dead. And this chapter has sucked horribly, please dont kill me, i havent had sleep for 3 nights now. this is what happens when i eat chocolate covered prozac. well...thats about it...umm...hee hee hee! i have to go argue with my umbrella! see ya!