Lucius got runned over by a thestral

by Petrichor 1536

Enough said!Its a very funny story of our dear lucius and his whackiness fun! Involes that cane of his! Read it for a good laugh,you wont be disapointed!It started out as one song...now I have added a new one! U pick it..i write it!

2. THE SONG

OK THIS IS THE SONG.I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR GRANDMA GOT RUNNED OVER.

(((Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past three
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But if u've seen dead people,then you'd believe)))











(((He'd been drinkin' too much Butterbeer,
And we'd begged him ,yes, to go
And he'd left his favorite whacking cane,
And he stumbled out the hall into the snow.)))

(((When they found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And an incriminatin note from them,on his back.)))

(((Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
-On his way to a DE meetin-
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,

-Say there's no thestrals-
But as for harry and luna, they believe .)))

(yes, they believe))

(((Now we're all so proud of draco,
He's been takin' this so well
See him over there watchin' quiditch,
Drinkin butterbeer and picking on harry ,with crabbe n goyle.)))

(((It's not hogwarts without the evil.
the Malfoy's dressed in black.as always,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his death threats or send them back? )))




((( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
-the day before he was suposed to kill all mud bloods-
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
-Say there's no thestrals-
But as for harry and luna, they believe.
(yes, they believe)))

(((Now the party food is on the table
And the whiskey fire to boot
And all the party decorations
That would just have clashed with malfoys black)))

(((I've warned all the death eaters and lord voldie.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a lot of invisible thestrals with a thirst for blood.") ))

((( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past 3.
-thinking of whacking snape for fun-
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
-What do you mean ,there really are thestrals?-
But as for harry and luna, we believe.
(yes, they believe)))

Oh

As for harry and luna, they believe.

(yes,they sent them after him anyways.)

Thanks guys…please let me know what you all thinks!!