The chip monk song- now called the whacking song
Ok here is the little story….Snape is giving whacking lessons by cane, to Lucius Malfoy,Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. Hey..they signed up..don't ask..
(all right you dick heads! Ready to whack some more?) Snape
-Ill say we are! (Ginny)
-YEA! (Lucius)
-Lets sing it now! (Harry)
Ready Ginny?
-YEA! (she smiles nice and cheeky..she is drunk..Damn Draco and his stupid dares.)
Ready Lucius?
-YEA! (obviously we all know why Lucius is here. He just loves to whack things)
Ready Harry?Harry?HARRY!!
-F*** off
(Harry is in a bad mood ..think its that time of month)
The group decided to sing the whacking song before getting started.
'Whacking, whacking time is near
Time to whack u in the rear
We've been patient but we cant last
Want a nice hard whack -no loops
Me i want to whack u in through a hoop
We really do hate to wait
Please lets whack before its 2 late '
(ok wangdoodles..get your canes ready) Snape shouts out to them as he throws them each a nice hard cane.
That was a nice bottom shot Ginny (as she smacked Lucius on the bottom of his thighs)
-naturally (Ginny) She had always been good …being a chaser it was her job to whack things.
nice and hard Lucius.
-Lemme do it 'gain (Lucius) He just whack harry in the stomach.
Harry, yours was a little soft...harder next time.
Harry?HArry?HARRY!!!!(harry was off shoving his cane up dumbledores butt)
-F*** off(harry)
'Want to whack Snape real hard
Yea ,right into the court yard
WE just want to whack away
Please let us whack a cat we find is stray
We will whack all night long
As long as it is wrong! '
(Very good- Pimp sticks in the making. Lets whack some more! )Snape shouted.
YES!! let us whack you some more?((they all start whacking Snape..Ginny on his rear, Lucius on his knee caps and Harry. .well Harry is off with Dumbledore's smoking his magic bong..oo I mean pipe))
Snape has had enough "ok up..don't over do it.. I am getting sweaty and I do not want to shower)
What do you mean don't over do it? (Ginny)
WE want to do it again!! (Lucius)
Now wait a minute you little F*uckers...(Snape)
Why cants we whacks you agains (Ginny trying to be like gollum)
Dumbledore's and Harry laugh as they are high...((see! SEE!! i told u..not a twinkle!!))
Harry keep out and smoke some more. And Ginny. Just give me time to get ready -
Lucius had started to whack Filch and Mrs. Norris
Lucius-will you cut that out. Its not their turn yet! I do have a business to run!!.....
Ok that was real corny. But sometimes I just can not help myself. REVIEW!!! Any suggestions?