I do not own this song or Harry potter. Who would want him anyways? Two versions of my song!
James Pierpont - 1857
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot
(Chorus)
A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly drove away
(Chorus)
Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead
(Chorus)
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And not my take on it!
Shagging bells
Lucius walks through the snow, after one good lay
twirling his cane, laughing all the way;
Bells on Snapes' collar ring, making his cheeks bright
What fun it is to bring Snape home with him tonight
Chorus
o what the hell, I don't care, ill shag him all the way!
O what fun it is to ride Snape for the whole day
he wont tell, if I yell! ,you know he wants it too
O what fun it was to , bribe dumbledork today
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Severus Snape , was seated by my side;
And he really had a stank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got high one day and threw up on his cot
(Chorus)
A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I went to Hogwarts, and on his belly Snape fell;
Harry was walking by, and we didn't know what to say
He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly walked away
(Chorus)
Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take Harry tonight, and torture him really long;
Just do as I say, whip him with good speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead
Or do u like this song better?
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Harry is such a hoe, beat him with a cane today
Over his limp body we go, whacking him on our way
Peeves cell phone starts to ring, this was a funny sight
Oh what fun it was to sing Harry is gay tonight!
Harry's gay, Harry's gay, Lets beat him with a cane
Oh what fun it is to leave him bloody in the rain
Harry's gay, very bad lay, lets beat him in the head
Oh what fun it is to leave him almost dead.
A day or two ago. We agreed to use a cane
And soon we had a fight, over who was more insane
but that didn't mean we stopped, misfortune seemed his lot;
we dropped him in a ditch and shoveled till we dropped
Ginny yells, bastard smells, hope he rots in hell
O what fun it is to kick him where he lay
Lucius yells, Harry smells, lets ava kava him all the way!
O how I wish I could get rid of the boy who wont die today
A day or two ago, the story we must tell
we left him naked in the snow , and laughing we fell;
Dumbledork was riding by, smoking his pipe that day
He laughed as Harry sprawling lie, his eyes twinkled n drove away
Harry's gay, Harry's gay, Lets beat him with a cane
Oh what fun it is to leave him bloody in the rain
Harry's gay, Harry gay, lets beat him in the head
Oh what fun it is to leave him almost dead.
Now after our great fight, we sang out by his grave
a party we had that night, and made peeves our slave;
next victim - Filch who ran, two-forty as his speed
steal His cat and crack! And whack em till they bleed
Which one do you like better?. Although it is a good song. Jingle bells. I have other versions. If this isn't funny enough let me know I will see what I can do.