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3 uncomfortable minutes of silence later...
"So...um...Sara, what exactly did you have in mind?"
"Me? This little experiment was your idea."
"Oh...yeah....right."
"What's the matter? Are you having second thoughts?"
"No. I'm having first thoughts. I obviously wasn't thinking earlier."
"Oh."
"I didn't mean that the way it sounded. I just meant that...uh, I was acting on my feelings."
"You have feelings. Wow! That's nice to know. You have feelings and you were acting on them. Well, like they say, there's a first time for everything."
"Ha, Ha! Very funny, Sara. I can clearly understand now how women drive men to drink."
"Well, if I drove you to drink, at least I finally drove you to do something."
"You're about to drive me crazy."
"You've been driving me crazy for years. I guess it's time the roles are reversed."
"How have I driven you crazy?"
"Do you really want to go there?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I don't."
"Come on, Sara. You tell me how I drive you crazy and I'll tell you how you drive me crazy."
"I drive you crazy? How?"
"You first."
"Is this all part of your experiment?"
"If you want it to be."
"That's one of the things that drives me crazy! I ask you a question and you don't answer it. You just kinda dance around the answer or answer with a question. That kind of thing bugs the hell out of me! Just answer a damn question for once!"
"Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies."
"Well, a lie might be better than the way you usually answer questions."
"We could go over this all night. How about I let you ask me anything you want and I promise I'll answer honestly."
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything. Don't get too carried away though."
"Hmm...let's see, anything. Have you ever had inappropriate dreams about Greg?"
"No. Have you?"
"Only a couple of times. They were some good dreams too."
"What?!"
"I was just joking. Calm down, Grissom, I have never had a dream about Greg. I can't say the same for Nick or Warrick, though."
"What? Please tell me you're still joking."
"Yes, I was only joking. Man, you should've seen your face!"
"I don't want you dreaming about them. You should be dreaming about me."
"I have dreams about you all the time."
"You do?"
"Yeah, usually I'm strangling you, stabbing you or sometimes I just say screw it and shoot you in the break room in front of everyone."
"Okay, I think I should be leaving now."
"You're not going anywhere. I only got to ask you one question. Besides, you can't help what you do in your dreams. I've also done some good things to you in my dreams."
"Good things? What kind of good things?"
"I'll never tell. And I am the one who is supposed to be asking the questions here."
"Alright, ask away."
"Have you ever had sexual relations with Catherine?"
"Define 'sexual relations'."
"Wha...?"
"Ouch! Damn, Sara, that hurt! I was only joking. No, I have never had sexual relations with Catherine. You didn't have to hit me so hard. I'm gonna have a giant bruise on my arm."
"Sorry. You want me to get you some ice or something?"
"No, thanks. You could kiss it and make it better."
"You want me to kiss your bruised arm?"
"Well, that's where you hit me. If you don't want to kiss my arm, that's your own fault. You could've hit me somewhere else."
"I still can."
"Okay, I think I've had enough of violent Sara for one night. Next question, please."
"Who is your best CSI?"
"Not wanting to get hit again, I'd have to say you."
"You sure know how to make a girl feel special."
"I try."
"What's the one TV show you watch, that you don't want anyone to know you do?"
"That's an easy one; The X Files."
"I love that show. Why would you care if someone knew you watched The X Files?"
"People think I'm weird enough as it is. If they knew I watched that show they'd think I was real weirdo."
"But it's such a great show and Mulder is hot. Scully, on the other hand, was a fool. I couldn't have been his partner all those years without jumping him."
"Mulder was the fool, Scully was the hot one. She was all smart and scientific and loyal. I like that in a woman. All Mulder did was run around paranoid screaming about aliens and conspiracies."
"Okay, we have different opinions on the characters, but we agree on one thing..."
"It was a great show."
"Exactly. So, you like hot, smart, scientific, loyal women?"
"Of course."
"Who is your favorite hot, smart, scientific, loyal woman?"
"I have two, actually."
"And they are?"
"Scully and you."
"Really?"
"Yes. Next question."
"Do you want to sleep with me?"
"I thought you'd never ask!"
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3 uncomfortable minutes of silence later...
"So...um...Sara, what exactly did you have in mind?"
"Me? This little experiment was your idea."
"Oh...yeah....right."
"What's the matter? Are you having second thoughts?"
"No. I'm having first thoughts. I obviously wasn't thinking earlier."
"Oh."
"I didn't mean that the way it sounded. I just meant that...uh, I was acting on my feelings."
"You have feelings. Wow! That's nice to know. You have feelings and you were acting on them. Well, like they say, there's a first time for everything."
"Ha, Ha! Very funny, Sara. I can clearly understand now how women drive men to drink."
"Well, if I drove you to drink, at least I finally drove you to do something."
"You're about to drive me crazy."
"You've been driving me crazy for years. I guess it's time the roles are reversed."
"How have I driven you crazy?"
"Do you really want to go there?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I don't."
"Come on, Sara. You tell me how I drive you crazy and I'll tell you how you drive me crazy."
"I drive you crazy? How?"
"You first."
"Is this all part of your experiment?"
"If you want it to be."
"That's one of the things that drives me crazy! I ask you a question and you don't answer it. You just kinda dance around the answer or answer with a question. That kind of thing bugs the hell out of me! Just answer a damn question for once!"
"Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies."
"Well, a lie might be better than the way you usually answer questions."
"We could go over this all night. How about I let you ask me anything you want and I promise I'll answer honestly."
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything. Don't get too carried away though."
"Hmm...let's see, anything. Have you ever had inappropriate dreams about Greg?"
"No. Have you?"
"Only a couple of times. They were some good dreams too."
"What?!"
"I was just joking. Calm down, Grissom, I have never had a dream about Greg. I can't say the same for Nick or Warrick, though."
"What? Please tell me you're still joking."
"Yes, I was only joking. Man, you should've seen your face!"
"I don't want you dreaming about them. You should be dreaming about me."
"I have dreams about you all the time."
"You do?"
"Yeah, usually I'm strangling you, stabbing you or sometimes I just say screw it and shoot you in the break room in front of everyone."
"Okay, I think I should be leaving now."
"You're not going anywhere. I only got to ask you one question. Besides, you can't help what you do in your dreams. I've also done some good things to you in my dreams."
"Good things? What kind of good things?"
"I'll never tell. And I am the one who is supposed to be asking the questions here."
"Alright, ask away."
"Have you ever had sexual relations with Catherine?"
"Define 'sexual relations'."
"Wha...?"
"Ouch! Damn, Sara, that hurt! I was only joking. No, I have never had sexual relations with Catherine. You didn't have to hit me so hard. I'm gonna have a giant bruise on my arm."
"Sorry. You want me to get you some ice or something?"
"No, thanks. You could kiss it and make it better."
"You want me to kiss your bruised arm?"
"Well, that's where you hit me. If you don't want to kiss my arm, that's your own fault. You could've hit me somewhere else."
"I still can."
"Okay, I think I've had enough of violent Sara for one night. Next question, please."
"Who is your best CSI?"
"Not wanting to get hit again, I'd have to say you."
"You sure know how to make a girl feel special."
"I try."
"What's the one TV show you watch, that you don't want anyone to know you do?"
"That's an easy one; The X Files."
"I love that show. Why would you care if someone knew you watched The X Files?"
"People think I'm weird enough as it is. If they knew I watched that show they'd think I was real weirdo."
"But it's such a great show and Mulder is hot. Scully, on the other hand, was a fool. I couldn't have been his partner all those years without jumping him."
"Mulder was the fool, Scully was the hot one. She was all smart and scientific and loyal. I like that in a woman. All Mulder did was run around paranoid screaming about aliens and conspiracies."
"Okay, we have different opinions on the characters, but we agree on one thing..."
"It was a great show."
"Exactly. So, you like hot, smart, scientific, loyal women?"
"Of course."
"Who is your favorite hot, smart, scientific, loyal woman?"
"I have two, actually."
"And they are?"
"Scully and you."
"Really?"
"Yes. Next question."
"Do you want to sleep with me?"
"I thought you'd never ask!"
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