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A/N: Just wanted to say hi ^_^ please review?
Darkness, his world was engulfed in it. Dark Link stood in a black room with black glass walls and floor. He looked around for an exit, all of a sudden he felt a sudden energy rush through him and he flew back. Trying to locate the energy, he suddenly tripped and the floor turned into deep water, pulling him down into it's endless depths. He reached his arm out but nothing was there to grab on to. He closed his eyes, ready to die of suffocation but felt something touch his arm. His eyes flashed open to notice a mermaid circling him and giggling every now and then. He recognized it as Malon but why was she a mermaid? She wrapped her arms around his shoulders but suddenly she was pulled away, they reached for each other but Malon was being pulled away too fast. All of a sudden he felt himself land somewhere, the exact opposite of the place he started off. Dark Link felt the room he was in get hotter and he backed up and hit what appeared to be a woman, he turned around and saw a woman surrounded by a red aura. It was the great goddess of power, Din.
Dark Link tried running away but the goddess grabbed him and walked toward him, she had a strong, yet comforting voice and she laughed and patted Dark Link on the head, " You glad to be alive again? You're not depressed anymore are you?" Din said cheerfully as she turned Dark Link around with her magic. " I guess, I'm alright, is this about the little deal?" the young man replied rubbing his head since he landed on it. " I guess you can say so, you know, you only have until February 3rd till you die and are sent into the realm of eternal darkness forever, unless you fell in love with a woman already, and I do know when you're lying so don't even try that" Din replied, snapping her fingers and a throne magically appeared and she sat. " Well, I've got about two months left, but there is a woman that I do seem to feel a bit strongly about, but it may be nothing more than a mere friendship, but then again, I don't even know how it feels like to love someone. You know what I've gone through," replied Dark Link and Din smiled and crossed her arms, " Well, I'll try a little something, you know the saying, ' You don't know how good you've had it until it's gone?', should I try that?" Dark Link's eyes widened and he backed off a little, " Wait, you're going to kill Malon?!". Din giggled and patted Dark Link on the head, " Oh no! Wait? You meant Malon? The girl you vowed to do three favors of her choice even if it meant death? You two do make a cute couple if I do say so myself, I know what she was thinking when she was stabbed in your place." Dark Link looked down and sighed, " Don't make me feel guilty...I'm stressed as is." Din smirked and rolled her eyes, " I'll do it anyway, you know how Deirdre died of sorrow because her lover was killed by that king guy? Well, Malon is extremely fond of you and she decided to not be like Deirdre so she wanted to die in your place, quite romantic if I do say so myself," Dark Link shuddered at the thought of Malon dieing, " But we're only friends! This isn't anything like Deirdre's situation... wait, she died? Please say she didn't die!". Din chuckled and formed a little light on the tip of her finger, " She's not dead honey, but it's time to say adieu!"
Din poked the young man before her with the light and Dark Link felt himself in the water again,. seeing the same mermaid swim up to him whispering into his ear his name. " Dark Link? DL...wake up... it's almost noon time... wake up." Dark Link opened his eyes and the entire thing just snapped. It turns out he was only dreaming and he sprang out of the bed and looked around, and saw Malon standing there smiling. He smiled and hugged her tightly, " I'm glad you're ok! Oh Malon!". Malon's cheeks turned a sudden shade of red and she smiled, " Oh be quiet you fool! My dad will have a heart attack if he finds out you slept in my room!" Dark Link cocked an eyebrow and backed up, " You're dad's like that?", he knew what Talon would think if he saw him in Malon's room. Malon lent Dark Link a sweater her dad used when he was actually slim for it was snowing. ( A/N: I can't picture Talon in shape, kinda like seeing Saddam Hussein as a baby...) But oh so coincidently Talon felt like being useful and he was out feeding the cuckoos next to the window they where exiting. Talon looked up and saw Malon and Dark Link getting out and grew furious. The two froze in fear as they saw Talon look like he was ready to go on a rabid fury.
Talon clenched his fists tightly and gave Dark Link a death glare, " What where you doing in my daughter's room?" he said coldly. ( A/N: ooh, evil Talon...) Dark Link backed up into a box, " Nothing! I was just sleeping over... that's all..." Talon grew even more angry, " I'm having an odd feeling that you'r not telling the whole truth! You Link look-alike!". Dark Link sighed and rolled his eyes, " I swear to Din! I'm not lying! I just fell asleep." Talon grabbed an angry cuckoo and stuck it close to Dark Link's face, " Have you noticed that my daughter's bedroom has only one bed? and I know Malon isn't mean enough to make someone sleep on the floor. YOU HAD SEX WITH MALON! Do you know the consequences for laying with my unmarried daughter?". Dark Link shook his head, " No, but I ONLY FELL ASLEEP DAMN IT! It's not my fault you're so protective." Talon was now about to just choke the young man but then Malon rolled her eyes, " Daddy, he just helped me on my way home and fell asleep kapeesh? Talon tapped Malon on the shoulder, " It's ok, it's not your fault he raped you...". Malon gasped, "RAPED?! HE DID NOT RAPE ME!". Talon felt like crying, " You did it on your own free will? OH! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PURE AND INNOCENT DAUGHTER?!". Malon hugged her dad, " we did nothing but sleep daddy...he's... my friend, Tareven from Kakoriko!". Dark Link nodded, " Yes, I'm Tareven! I saw your daughter bleeding and well, I brought her here!" . Talon sighed, " show me proof, or else, you will have to pay me 920 rupees, marry Malon AND work here for the rest of your life". Dark Link grumbled, " You know, mister, I can't do that, I've bandaged it up, she changed this morning and well, I'm too sophisticated to lift up a woman's dress..." Talon laughed, " You're only saying this because she isn't hurt you sick perverted freak!". Talon grabbed Dark Link and was about to just knock him out when Malon sighed and decided to end this once and for all,, she lifted up her dress and pointed to the injury, " Happy now daddy?". What she did was rash but it settled the argument. Both men stared. Dark Link stared because he was shocked Malon would do that and not to mention, he thought she was sexy and finally had a chance to see her panties ^_~. And Talon was staring because he didn't know his daughter was so bold.
Malon put her dress back down and rolled her eyes, " Cummon DL we gotta go somewhere..." the young woman grabbed the happy man and dragged him off out of the ranch and into Hyrule field. Dark Link finally decided to speak up, " Wow... that was umm... a great way to end an argument, maybe you can like... try that next time?.". Malon blushed slightly, " Well, I hope you enjoyed it, that might have been you're last chance seeing me like that." Dark Link pried Malon's fingers off his arm and had a perverted smile on his face" Might?" Malon shrugged, " yeah, you know, you might see it all off, next time, we don't know what's gonna happen, you might just stumble upon me bathing, but knowing you, you would have probably done that on purpose..." the maiden giggled but felt a hand being placed on her shoulder, " Just don't you go peeping on me understood?" Dark Link said. Malon sarcastically grumbled, " Aww! But that's no fair! If you see me I have the right to look at you, no?" Dark Link laughed and smacked Malon on her rear end, " Well guess what, Life ain't fair, love. That's the bottom line.". Malon laughed and ran off toward Hyrule Castle Town, with Dark Link ran after her, and a few seconds later, he tackled her and both came tumbling down.
Malon, who happened to be on the top looked down at her DL but didn't say anything. they just looked at each other for several seconds. Dark Link looked up at the young woman on him and realized how pretty she was. He never really looked into her eyes and noticed the held a sense of innocence and naivety. He felt a funny emotion rush through him. It wasn't like it was bad or anything, it felt good, he actually liked it. Was he falling in love? He probably was, he knew he was. But then Malon stood up and dusted the snow off of the sleeves of her sweater, " I'm sorry, you must be cold." . Dark Link immediately sat up and shook his head, " Oh No! Not at all! I'm actually, quite warm." Malon smiled and put her hand on his forehead, " Oh, quit lying you bum, If you get sick, I'll feel so guilty... let's go and find an inn before it gets dark...". Dark Link stood up and looked around, " but why can't we just go back to the ranch? Is it really necessary to spend money?". Malon nodded, " Sure is! My dad is gonna flip if I go home after I pulled off that stunt and then I ran off with you, He'll go on a murderous rage!". Malon skipped towards the town ahead but her companion just told her he'll be there a few minutes after her.
" Hey, so you're now DL huh? how cute! she gave you a nickname...," came a familiar voice. " Din... I don't care much for the nickname but she's so cute... I'll tolerate it.," Dark Link replied, watching Malon still go on, " Will, she notice you? She might get mad..." . Din smiled and sat down, " Oh! It's ok, she won't see me, I see that you're starting to fall in love! DL and Malon sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Dark Link sighed and looked up, " Ok, so what if I am... no big deal.. but wait! That means I get to live until Malon dies! Haha! I am the champion! WOOHOO!" . Din stood up and pinched the man on the cheeks, " Oh! Sweety- pie, you forgot the other part, little miss Maid Malon must fall in love with thee... And I am NOT talking about just a crush, I mean, full on romance, wanna marry you etc, all by February.. oh, I'm glad you picked Malon because she falls in love really easy, maybe you should consider wearing your knights armor again because she loves them, I'll make the king let you be one again... Goodbye!" and with a puff of smoke, Din was gone. Now that the easy part was completed, it was now time for the hard part to take place, to get Malon to not just have a crush on him, but to make her really love him... Oh why Din? WHY!!!
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Ayane Hayabusa: So, what do you thinks gonna happen?
Navi: I think Dark Link is gonna mess up and get his ass dead again
AH: You ain't an optimist are you?
Navi: Hell no!
AH : well, just review... okie doke?
A/N: Just wanted to say hi ^_^ please review?
Darkness, his world was engulfed in it. Dark Link stood in a black room with black glass walls and floor. He looked around for an exit, all of a sudden he felt a sudden energy rush through him and he flew back. Trying to locate the energy, he suddenly tripped and the floor turned into deep water, pulling him down into it's endless depths. He reached his arm out but nothing was there to grab on to. He closed his eyes, ready to die of suffocation but felt something touch his arm. His eyes flashed open to notice a mermaid circling him and giggling every now and then. He recognized it as Malon but why was she a mermaid? She wrapped her arms around his shoulders but suddenly she was pulled away, they reached for each other but Malon was being pulled away too fast. All of a sudden he felt himself land somewhere, the exact opposite of the place he started off. Dark Link felt the room he was in get hotter and he backed up and hit what appeared to be a woman, he turned around and saw a woman surrounded by a red aura. It was the great goddess of power, Din.
Dark Link tried running away but the goddess grabbed him and walked toward him, she had a strong, yet comforting voice and she laughed and patted Dark Link on the head, " You glad to be alive again? You're not depressed anymore are you?" Din said cheerfully as she turned Dark Link around with her magic. " I guess, I'm alright, is this about the little deal?" the young man replied rubbing his head since he landed on it. " I guess you can say so, you know, you only have until February 3rd till you die and are sent into the realm of eternal darkness forever, unless you fell in love with a woman already, and I do know when you're lying so don't even try that" Din replied, snapping her fingers and a throne magically appeared and she sat. " Well, I've got about two months left, but there is a woman that I do seem to feel a bit strongly about, but it may be nothing more than a mere friendship, but then again, I don't even know how it feels like to love someone. You know what I've gone through," replied Dark Link and Din smiled and crossed her arms, " Well, I'll try a little something, you know the saying, ' You don't know how good you've had it until it's gone?', should I try that?" Dark Link's eyes widened and he backed off a little, " Wait, you're going to kill Malon?!". Din giggled and patted Dark Link on the head, " Oh no! Wait? You meant Malon? The girl you vowed to do three favors of her choice even if it meant death? You two do make a cute couple if I do say so myself, I know what she was thinking when she was stabbed in your place." Dark Link looked down and sighed, " Don't make me feel guilty...I'm stressed as is." Din smirked and rolled her eyes, " I'll do it anyway, you know how Deirdre died of sorrow because her lover was killed by that king guy? Well, Malon is extremely fond of you and she decided to not be like Deirdre so she wanted to die in your place, quite romantic if I do say so myself," Dark Link shuddered at the thought of Malon dieing, " But we're only friends! This isn't anything like Deirdre's situation... wait, she died? Please say she didn't die!". Din chuckled and formed a little light on the tip of her finger, " She's not dead honey, but it's time to say adieu!"
Din poked the young man before her with the light and Dark Link felt himself in the water again,. seeing the same mermaid swim up to him whispering into his ear his name. " Dark Link? DL...wake up... it's almost noon time... wake up." Dark Link opened his eyes and the entire thing just snapped. It turns out he was only dreaming and he sprang out of the bed and looked around, and saw Malon standing there smiling. He smiled and hugged her tightly, " I'm glad you're ok! Oh Malon!". Malon's cheeks turned a sudden shade of red and she smiled, " Oh be quiet you fool! My dad will have a heart attack if he finds out you slept in my room!" Dark Link cocked an eyebrow and backed up, " You're dad's like that?", he knew what Talon would think if he saw him in Malon's room. Malon lent Dark Link a sweater her dad used when he was actually slim for it was snowing. ( A/N: I can't picture Talon in shape, kinda like seeing Saddam Hussein as a baby...) But oh so coincidently Talon felt like being useful and he was out feeding the cuckoos next to the window they where exiting. Talon looked up and saw Malon and Dark Link getting out and grew furious. The two froze in fear as they saw Talon look like he was ready to go on a rabid fury.
Talon clenched his fists tightly and gave Dark Link a death glare, " What where you doing in my daughter's room?" he said coldly. ( A/N: ooh, evil Talon...) Dark Link backed up into a box, " Nothing! I was just sleeping over... that's all..." Talon grew even more angry, " I'm having an odd feeling that you'r not telling the whole truth! You Link look-alike!". Dark Link sighed and rolled his eyes, " I swear to Din! I'm not lying! I just fell asleep." Talon grabbed an angry cuckoo and stuck it close to Dark Link's face, " Have you noticed that my daughter's bedroom has only one bed? and I know Malon isn't mean enough to make someone sleep on the floor. YOU HAD SEX WITH MALON! Do you know the consequences for laying with my unmarried daughter?". Dark Link shook his head, " No, but I ONLY FELL ASLEEP DAMN IT! It's not my fault you're so protective." Talon was now about to just choke the young man but then Malon rolled her eyes, " Daddy, he just helped me on my way home and fell asleep kapeesh? Talon tapped Malon on the shoulder, " It's ok, it's not your fault he raped you...". Malon gasped, "RAPED?! HE DID NOT RAPE ME!". Talon felt like crying, " You did it on your own free will? OH! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PURE AND INNOCENT DAUGHTER?!". Malon hugged her dad, " we did nothing but sleep daddy...he's... my friend, Tareven from Kakoriko!". Dark Link nodded, " Yes, I'm Tareven! I saw your daughter bleeding and well, I brought her here!" . Talon sighed, " show me proof, or else, you will have to pay me 920 rupees, marry Malon AND work here for the rest of your life". Dark Link grumbled, " You know, mister, I can't do that, I've bandaged it up, she changed this morning and well, I'm too sophisticated to lift up a woman's dress..." Talon laughed, " You're only saying this because she isn't hurt you sick perverted freak!". Talon grabbed Dark Link and was about to just knock him out when Malon sighed and decided to end this once and for all,, she lifted up her dress and pointed to the injury, " Happy now daddy?". What she did was rash but it settled the argument. Both men stared. Dark Link stared because he was shocked Malon would do that and not to mention, he thought she was sexy and finally had a chance to see her panties ^_~. And Talon was staring because he didn't know his daughter was so bold.
Malon put her dress back down and rolled her eyes, " Cummon DL we gotta go somewhere..." the young woman grabbed the happy man and dragged him off out of the ranch and into Hyrule field. Dark Link finally decided to speak up, " Wow... that was umm... a great way to end an argument, maybe you can like... try that next time?.". Malon blushed slightly, " Well, I hope you enjoyed it, that might have been you're last chance seeing me like that." Dark Link pried Malon's fingers off his arm and had a perverted smile on his face" Might?" Malon shrugged, " yeah, you know, you might see it all off, next time, we don't know what's gonna happen, you might just stumble upon me bathing, but knowing you, you would have probably done that on purpose..." the maiden giggled but felt a hand being placed on her shoulder, " Just don't you go peeping on me understood?" Dark Link said. Malon sarcastically grumbled, " Aww! But that's no fair! If you see me I have the right to look at you, no?" Dark Link laughed and smacked Malon on her rear end, " Well guess what, Life ain't fair, love. That's the bottom line.". Malon laughed and ran off toward Hyrule Castle Town, with Dark Link ran after her, and a few seconds later, he tackled her and both came tumbling down.
Malon, who happened to be on the top looked down at her DL but didn't say anything. they just looked at each other for several seconds. Dark Link looked up at the young woman on him and realized how pretty she was. He never really looked into her eyes and noticed the held a sense of innocence and naivety. He felt a funny emotion rush through him. It wasn't like it was bad or anything, it felt good, he actually liked it. Was he falling in love? He probably was, he knew he was. But then Malon stood up and dusted the snow off of the sleeves of her sweater, " I'm sorry, you must be cold." . Dark Link immediately sat up and shook his head, " Oh No! Not at all! I'm actually, quite warm." Malon smiled and put her hand on his forehead, " Oh, quit lying you bum, If you get sick, I'll feel so guilty... let's go and find an inn before it gets dark...". Dark Link stood up and looked around, " but why can't we just go back to the ranch? Is it really necessary to spend money?". Malon nodded, " Sure is! My dad is gonna flip if I go home after I pulled off that stunt and then I ran off with you, He'll go on a murderous rage!". Malon skipped towards the town ahead but her companion just told her he'll be there a few minutes after her.
" Hey, so you're now DL huh? how cute! she gave you a nickname...," came a familiar voice. " Din... I don't care much for the nickname but she's so cute... I'll tolerate it.," Dark Link replied, watching Malon still go on, " Will, she notice you? She might get mad..." . Din smiled and sat down, " Oh! It's ok, she won't see me, I see that you're starting to fall in love! DL and Malon sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Dark Link sighed and looked up, " Ok, so what if I am... no big deal.. but wait! That means I get to live until Malon dies! Haha! I am the champion! WOOHOO!" . Din stood up and pinched the man on the cheeks, " Oh! Sweety- pie, you forgot the other part, little miss Maid Malon must fall in love with thee... And I am NOT talking about just a crush, I mean, full on romance, wanna marry you etc, all by February.. oh, I'm glad you picked Malon because she falls in love really easy, maybe you should consider wearing your knights armor again because she loves them, I'll make the king let you be one again... Goodbye!" and with a puff of smoke, Din was gone. Now that the easy part was completed, it was now time for the hard part to take place, to get Malon to not just have a crush on him, but to make her really love him... Oh why Din? WHY!!!
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Ayane Hayabusa: So, what do you thinks gonna happen?
Navi: I think Dark Link is gonna mess up and get his ass dead again
AH: You ain't an optimist are you?
Navi: Hell no!
AH : well, just review... okie doke?