Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, but I do own Mambo the Amazing Flying
Rat!
A/N: Thanks for the reviews! (: I usually don't get that much for a first chapter. You wanna know something? The idea for this story actually came to me while I was, ahem, going to the bathroom. I am strange. Ha!
Summary: Zim and Gir enter Fancharacter Central, where there's danger lurking around every corner, every building, every, bathroom? With angst, humor, fancharacters, and Lord of the Rings in store, how can we not have a very doomy time?
Fancharacters Not Included
(Scene on Zim and Gir)
Gir: Piggy has gas!
Zim: Where the heck are we?
(Zim see's a sign that says: Fancharacter Central)
(Little do Zim, Gir, and Piggy know, they are being followed. Followed, in fact, by a cloaked figure with a limp)
CloakedFigureWithaLimp: Now! My plan will go into action! (insert evil laugh with a cough at the end here)
Gir: Oooh, chicken legs! (points to a restaurant that says Crazy Chicken Legs)
CFWaL: Can I have two chicken legs, please!
Greasy Teenager: That will be 5. 50.
CFWaL: But I only have 5.49!
GT: 5.50 or nothing pal.
CFWaL: Grrr!
(Meanwhile, Gir is watching the whole scenario)
Gir: Master, Chicken!
Zim: What, Gir?
Gir: I NEED chicken! If I don't get some, my little piggy will go insane.
Zim: No it won't
Gir: CHICKEN! I NEED YOU!
(Back to the cloaked figure)
CFWaL: Hey look! It's Halle Berry!
GT: What? Where?
(The cloaked figure takes the chicken from the stupid teenager)
CFWaL: Oh, must have been a rabbit or something. Gotta go!
GT: Hey, wait a sec.
(The cloaked figure is cackling madly and runs into Gir, who is looking at the chicken and drooling, if that is possible for him)
CFWaL: Huh?
Gir: Chicken! Must have it!
(Zim see's a sign that says: HUMOR and realizes that they better get out of there quick)
Zim: C'mon Gir! We have to go! What's that?
(He feels the ground shake)
Zim: Uh oh.
(A LOT of fancharacter girls are running towards him)
Zim: Agh!
FanCharacters: (insert screaming here)
Zim: NOOO! (Covers him eyes, expecting to get ripped to shreds)
(But, surprisingly, the fangirls run straight PAST him, towards GIR)
Gir: (Is pulling the chicken away from the cloaked figure) GIVE ME DA CHICKEN!
CFWaL: NO WAY! WHAT THE?
Fancharacters: (screaming) GIR! WE LOVE YOU!
Gir: You DO?
(Right before the girls trample Gir to pieces, he and Zim shift categories again. After being whipped up for the fifth time, Zim is getting really annoyed. As he whips away, he hears one of the fangirls scream: "I got Piggy!" and then Gir wailing, right before he gets knocked unconscious)
(Two hours later, Zim wakes up to himself underneath a sign that says: FANTASY. A couple of feet away, he see's the cloaked figure and Gir, the chicken clutched in his hand. Both are still unconscious. Zim hears voices.)
Voice Number One: Where do you think they came from?
Voice Number Two: They don't look like hobbits.
Voice Number Three: Maybe they're elves?
Voice Number One: Yeah, they sure do. And you know what? I think I'm turning into a dwarf. Look! I'm as short as Gimely!
Voice Number Four: Watch it!
(They all laugh)
Zim: This can't be right, people with English accents! It's just DOOMY!
Gir: CHICKEN!
Voice Number One: Hey, I think they woke up!
CFWaL: What the hell? It's Legolas! Played by Orlando Bloom!
Gir: Ooh! Look at those sharp pointy objects!
Legolas: They're quite pointy, aren't they?
(The sign above Zim's head shifts to ANGST so fast he doesn't realize it till he feels that shot feeling)
CFWaL: NO! I MUST STAY HERE WITH LEGOLAS!
Legolas: (Is trying to get the figure off of him)
Gir: BYE BYE!
(All three are suddenly in a graveyard)
CFWaL: Let me guess, one of us is dead, and someone's mourning. How boring.
Zim: Why are you here anyway?
CFWaL: I have absolutely NO clue.
Gir: I am CONFUSED!
A/N: Not as good as the last chapter, I think. Please review! Thankies! (:
A/N: Thanks for the reviews! (: I usually don't get that much for a first chapter. You wanna know something? The idea for this story actually came to me while I was, ahem, going to the bathroom. I am strange. Ha!
Summary: Zim and Gir enter Fancharacter Central, where there's danger lurking around every corner, every building, every, bathroom? With angst, humor, fancharacters, and Lord of the Rings in store, how can we not have a very doomy time?
Fancharacters Not Included
(Scene on Zim and Gir)
Gir: Piggy has gas!
Zim: Where the heck are we?
(Zim see's a sign that says: Fancharacter Central)
(Little do Zim, Gir, and Piggy know, they are being followed. Followed, in fact, by a cloaked figure with a limp)
CloakedFigureWithaLimp: Now! My plan will go into action! (insert evil laugh with a cough at the end here)
Gir: Oooh, chicken legs! (points to a restaurant that says Crazy Chicken Legs)
CFWaL: Can I have two chicken legs, please!
Greasy Teenager: That will be 5. 50.
CFWaL: But I only have 5.49!
GT: 5.50 or nothing pal.
CFWaL: Grrr!
(Meanwhile, Gir is watching the whole scenario)
Gir: Master, Chicken!
Zim: What, Gir?
Gir: I NEED chicken! If I don't get some, my little piggy will go insane.
Zim: No it won't
Gir: CHICKEN! I NEED YOU!
(Back to the cloaked figure)
CFWaL: Hey look! It's Halle Berry!
GT: What? Where?
(The cloaked figure takes the chicken from the stupid teenager)
CFWaL: Oh, must have been a rabbit or something. Gotta go!
GT: Hey, wait a sec.
(The cloaked figure is cackling madly and runs into Gir, who is looking at the chicken and drooling, if that is possible for him)
CFWaL: Huh?
Gir: Chicken! Must have it!
(Zim see's a sign that says: HUMOR and realizes that they better get out of there quick)
Zim: C'mon Gir! We have to go! What's that?
(He feels the ground shake)
Zim: Uh oh.
(A LOT of fancharacter girls are running towards him)
Zim: Agh!
FanCharacters: (insert screaming here)
Zim: NOOO! (Covers him eyes, expecting to get ripped to shreds)
(But, surprisingly, the fangirls run straight PAST him, towards GIR)
Gir: (Is pulling the chicken away from the cloaked figure) GIVE ME DA CHICKEN!
CFWaL: NO WAY! WHAT THE?
Fancharacters: (screaming) GIR! WE LOVE YOU!
Gir: You DO?
(Right before the girls trample Gir to pieces, he and Zim shift categories again. After being whipped up for the fifth time, Zim is getting really annoyed. As he whips away, he hears one of the fangirls scream: "I got Piggy!" and then Gir wailing, right before he gets knocked unconscious)
(Two hours later, Zim wakes up to himself underneath a sign that says: FANTASY. A couple of feet away, he see's the cloaked figure and Gir, the chicken clutched in his hand. Both are still unconscious. Zim hears voices.)
Voice Number One: Where do you think they came from?
Voice Number Two: They don't look like hobbits.
Voice Number Three: Maybe they're elves?
Voice Number One: Yeah, they sure do. And you know what? I think I'm turning into a dwarf. Look! I'm as short as Gimely!
Voice Number Four: Watch it!
(They all laugh)
Zim: This can't be right, people with English accents! It's just DOOMY!
Gir: CHICKEN!
Voice Number One: Hey, I think they woke up!
CFWaL: What the hell? It's Legolas! Played by Orlando Bloom!
Gir: Ooh! Look at those sharp pointy objects!
Legolas: They're quite pointy, aren't they?
(The sign above Zim's head shifts to ANGST so fast he doesn't realize it till he feels that shot feeling)
CFWaL: NO! I MUST STAY HERE WITH LEGOLAS!
Legolas: (Is trying to get the figure off of him)
Gir: BYE BYE!
(All three are suddenly in a graveyard)
CFWaL: Let me guess, one of us is dead, and someone's mourning. How boring.
Zim: Why are you here anyway?
CFWaL: I have absolutely NO clue.
Gir: I am CONFUSED!
A/N: Not as good as the last chapter, I think. Please review! Thankies! (: