Disclaimer: I don't own Zim or KFC, hehe.
A/N: FINALLY updated this ^-^. Now more CHICKENY!
Gir: Ooh, I like chicken!
Alien #3: (looks around) Um, we're outta fried chicken.
Alien #1: No way.
Alien #2: We should stop by Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Alien #4: Okay. Anybody got any money?
CFWaL: I have three dollars.
Alien #2: GIMME!
CFWaL: You have to promise to pay me back.
Alien#3: Yea, yea, whatever. Hand over the green!
CFWaL: (hands over money)
Alien #4: To KFC!
Zim: The future is expensive.
(At KFC)
Alien #1: (talking to guy) Ah, I'd like, um, no no, wait. Oh yeah, I want, ah, no no.
Alien #2: (whispers) Here's a hint: get chicken!
Alien #1: Oh yeah, I want chicken!
Guy at Window: That will be three dollars and twenty-five cents.
Alien #4: Gasp! We don't have a quarter!
CFWaL: (sitting in corner of ship) I'm not loaded, you know!
Alien #3: (takes out gun)(shoots guy at window) That solves all problems!
Alien #1: Idiot, now who's gonna make the chicken? You expect one of US to do it?
Zim: (whispering to CFWaL) Now we should RUN!
Gir: Why?
Zim: Why do you think they were looking for chicken in the first place?
CFWaL: Duh, to eat it!
Zim: NO! They were going to destroy US!
Gir: Awww, what a waste of GREASE!
Zim: Now let's get out of here!
CFWaL: How?
(Meanwhile)
Alien #1: Maybe we could BUY AN OVEN!
Alien #4: INGENIOUS!
Alien #3: How are we gonna gets that money?
Alien: #2: Why, the Money planet of course! Or we could just steal from that cloaked figure again! We all KNOW she's loaded with money! (turns around)(Zim, Gir, and CFWaL are gone)
Alien #2: Or we could just go to the Money Planet.
All: TO THE MONEY PLANET!
(Meanwhile)
Zim: (while in the middle of a dessert) Where are we gonna go? There's no more categorize!
CFWaL: Unless!
Zim: What?
CFWaL: There is ONE category.
Zim: What?
CFWaL: SPIRITUAL!
Gir: Awww, that category sounds boring!
Zim: Where in a dessert? What's spiritual about that?
CFWaL: Unless it's something else!
Zim: WHAT?
CFWaL: Tragedy.
Zim: That doesn't sound to bad.
CFWaL: ONE OF US MAY POSSIBLE DIE! I can't die; I have to write STORIES! I'M DOOMED! DOOMED!
Zim: SO AM I! I'LL NEVER CONQUER EARTH!
Gir: I'LL NEVER SEE THE NEW EPISODE WITH THA SCARY MONKEY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
(All are crying, thinking about how they'll never do this and that)
CFWaL: WHYYYYYY (disappears)
Zim: (shocked) I'm glad it wasn't ME!
Gir: YAY! I mean, AWWW! I mean, YEAWWW!
Zim: Now what?
(A giant voice suddenly appears)
Voice: YOU! Alien and robot! Come HERE!
Zim: Where?
V: HERE!
Zim: WHERE?
V: Two steps forward then two steps back.
Zim: Then I'll be in the same place!
V: JUST DO IT!
Zim: (takes two steps forward and back) Well?
V: Well well, now I have you Zim! And I can do whatever I want with you now!
Gir: Dib human!
Zim: DIB!
V: Yes, Zim, ever since you put on that helmet to hack into my computer, I've been watching you, waiting for the perfect chance to hack into YOUR computer, and ruin your ingenious plan!
Zim: (blinks)
V: I've put you inside a site called FF.net! You were acting out different stories from different fics!
Zim: What about CFWaL?
V: Who?
(Different voice appears)
Different Voice: ME!
Gir: CFWaL?
DV: Yes, it's me! Now I have ALL of you in my grasp!
All: Huh?
DV: You're in MY fanfic! I can do WHATEVER I want to you!
V: Hey, no, they're in MY fanfic!
DV: No, they're in YOUR fanfic in MY fanfic!
V: That. That doesn't make any sense!
DV: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO!
A/N: What will happen to our heroes? Will they escape their inevitable doom? Maybe, maybe not. You'll have to wait for the NEXT CHAPTER!
A/N: FINALLY updated this ^-^. Now more CHICKENY!
Gir: Ooh, I like chicken!
Alien #3: (looks around) Um, we're outta fried chicken.
Alien #1: No way.
Alien #2: We should stop by Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Alien #4: Okay. Anybody got any money?
CFWaL: I have three dollars.
Alien #2: GIMME!
CFWaL: You have to promise to pay me back.
Alien#3: Yea, yea, whatever. Hand over the green!
CFWaL: (hands over money)
Alien #4: To KFC!
Zim: The future is expensive.
(At KFC)
Alien #1: (talking to guy) Ah, I'd like, um, no no, wait. Oh yeah, I want, ah, no no.
Alien #2: (whispers) Here's a hint: get chicken!
Alien #1: Oh yeah, I want chicken!
Guy at Window: That will be three dollars and twenty-five cents.
Alien #4: Gasp! We don't have a quarter!
CFWaL: (sitting in corner of ship) I'm not loaded, you know!
Alien #3: (takes out gun)(shoots guy at window) That solves all problems!
Alien #1: Idiot, now who's gonna make the chicken? You expect one of US to do it?
Zim: (whispering to CFWaL) Now we should RUN!
Gir: Why?
Zim: Why do you think they were looking for chicken in the first place?
CFWaL: Duh, to eat it!
Zim: NO! They were going to destroy US!
Gir: Awww, what a waste of GREASE!
Zim: Now let's get out of here!
CFWaL: How?
(Meanwhile)
Alien #1: Maybe we could BUY AN OVEN!
Alien #4: INGENIOUS!
Alien #3: How are we gonna gets that money?
Alien: #2: Why, the Money planet of course! Or we could just steal from that cloaked figure again! We all KNOW she's loaded with money! (turns around)(Zim, Gir, and CFWaL are gone)
Alien #2: Or we could just go to the Money Planet.
All: TO THE MONEY PLANET!
(Meanwhile)
Zim: (while in the middle of a dessert) Where are we gonna go? There's no more categorize!
CFWaL: Unless!
Zim: What?
CFWaL: There is ONE category.
Zim: What?
CFWaL: SPIRITUAL!
Gir: Awww, that category sounds boring!
Zim: Where in a dessert? What's spiritual about that?
CFWaL: Unless it's something else!
Zim: WHAT?
CFWaL: Tragedy.
Zim: That doesn't sound to bad.
CFWaL: ONE OF US MAY POSSIBLE DIE! I can't die; I have to write STORIES! I'M DOOMED! DOOMED!
Zim: SO AM I! I'LL NEVER CONQUER EARTH!
Gir: I'LL NEVER SEE THE NEW EPISODE WITH THA SCARY MONKEY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
(All are crying, thinking about how they'll never do this and that)
CFWaL: WHYYYYYY (disappears)
Zim: (shocked) I'm glad it wasn't ME!
Gir: YAY! I mean, AWWW! I mean, YEAWWW!
Zim: Now what?
(A giant voice suddenly appears)
Voice: YOU! Alien and robot! Come HERE!
Zim: Where?
V: HERE!
Zim: WHERE?
V: Two steps forward then two steps back.
Zim: Then I'll be in the same place!
V: JUST DO IT!
Zim: (takes two steps forward and back) Well?
V: Well well, now I have you Zim! And I can do whatever I want with you now!
Gir: Dib human!
Zim: DIB!
V: Yes, Zim, ever since you put on that helmet to hack into my computer, I've been watching you, waiting for the perfect chance to hack into YOUR computer, and ruin your ingenious plan!
Zim: (blinks)
V: I've put you inside a site called FF.net! You were acting out different stories from different fics!
Zim: What about CFWaL?
V: Who?
(Different voice appears)
Different Voice: ME!
Gir: CFWaL?
DV: Yes, it's me! Now I have ALL of you in my grasp!
All: Huh?
DV: You're in MY fanfic! I can do WHATEVER I want to you!
V: Hey, no, they're in MY fanfic!
DV: No, they're in YOUR fanfic in MY fanfic!
V: That. That doesn't make any sense!
DV: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO!
A/N: What will happen to our heroes? Will they escape their inevitable doom? Maybe, maybe not. You'll have to wait for the NEXT CHAPTER!