Chapter 1: The wheel of Excitement-of-an-unpleasant-kind
It was a sunny day in Faerieland, and there were hundreds of neopets gathered at the wheel of excitement. A young Kacheek was spinning the wheel, hoping to win the 10,000 NP. The wheel passed 10,000 though, and landed on mystery prize.
"Oh, well. I guess a few NP is better than none.^^0" said The Kacheek.
Suddenly there was the smell of something burning in the air.
"Does anyone smell that?" asked the Kacheek.
As if on cue, someone screamed and drew attention to the fact that he was on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The Kacheek screamed bloody murder as the flames ate his fur and bit his skin. There was much screaming and turmoil, until some genius remembered what everyone is taught in kindergarten, and yelled for him to stop, drop, and roll.
"OKAY!!" Screamed one fairy. "WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!"
Illusen rolled her eyes. "You know who it is." She grumbled.
Meanwhile, in the bushes just within seeing distance of the Wheel of Excitement, an eight-year-old Dark Faerie with Purple and green hair, cut chin length, except for one strand that reached her shoulders and was bound at her right temple sat in the bushes laughing her head off. She was wearing green pants and a shirt, and a purple jacket resembling her mother's dress, and last but not least, accompanied by her Darigan Zafara, Ashitaka. Ashitaka was laughing too. After all, The wheel was his idea, but Jhudora's daughter had come up with the fire.
"Th- that was- (hee hee hee) Our best prank yet- AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Laughed the Faerie
"Yeah! You should have seen the look on his face when that Acara pointed the flames out! FEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! (a/n: That's his evil laugh.)
While they were laughing, a two-headed Darigan Zafara Plushie fell from Ashitaka's red backpack. He gulped, and they both went silent. The Faerie began to look REALLY angry. Finally, she spoke.
"Yooooooou. BASTARD!!!"
Without a second thought, She dove towards him.
"Lein!! I can expl- OW!!!"
Lein landed right in the middle of his chest, and pinned him down.
"Do.you.know.what.I.do.to.people.who.steal.my.PLUSHIES?!?!?!"
"no. 0___0 ;;"
"I TORTURE THEM!!!"
Lein dug through her purple backpack, and came up with a pair of rusty pliers.
"No. Not that!" pleaded Ashitaka.
Lein grabbed a clump of Ashitaka's eyebrows with the pliers and began to pull.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWW!!!" Ashitaka screamed as a clump of his eyebrows liberated themselves from his face.
Lein continued pulling out her friend's eyebrows, until someone took her pliers without warning, but that was after she pulled every single solitary hair from his eyebrows.
The Fire Faerie was holding her pliers. "Okay, up on your feet, brat."
Lein stood up.
"We are going to your mother!"
Lein smiled. Her mom wasn't gonna care. After all, they were Dark Faeries.
Bang Bang Bang! The Fire Faerie abused the doorknocker horrendously. Ashitaka was rubbing the place where his eyebrows had formerly existed Lein was pulling a bug apart.
BANG BANG BANG!! She knocked harder, as Ashitaka drew some eyebrows on with a laundry marker, and Lein rolled the bug into a little ball.
WHAM WHAM WHAM! This time, the door fell in. Jhudora appeared at the door, wearing nothing but a towel and a showercap.
"WHAT?!"
"Your daughter sabotaged the Wheel of Excitement!
"Hold on, Let me get dressed! I'm taking a damn shower in here!
About five minutes passed, then She reappeared wearing her normal outfit.
"Okay! WHAT did she do now?!"
"She rigged the wheel of excitement so that it sets people on fire as the mystery prize!"
Jhudora sighed. "I'll talk to her. Lein, meet me in your room. I'll be waiting."
Lein was really scared. This had never happened before. She followed her mother to her room, and sat down on the bed.
"Lein." Jhudora said.
End Chapter 1.
It was a sunny day in Faerieland, and there were hundreds of neopets gathered at the wheel of excitement. A young Kacheek was spinning the wheel, hoping to win the 10,000 NP. The wheel passed 10,000 though, and landed on mystery prize.
"Oh, well. I guess a few NP is better than none.^^0" said The Kacheek.
Suddenly there was the smell of something burning in the air.
"Does anyone smell that?" asked the Kacheek.
As if on cue, someone screamed and drew attention to the fact that he was on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The Kacheek screamed bloody murder as the flames ate his fur and bit his skin. There was much screaming and turmoil, until some genius remembered what everyone is taught in kindergarten, and yelled for him to stop, drop, and roll.
"OKAY!!" Screamed one fairy. "WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!"
Illusen rolled her eyes. "You know who it is." She grumbled.
Meanwhile, in the bushes just within seeing distance of the Wheel of Excitement, an eight-year-old Dark Faerie with Purple and green hair, cut chin length, except for one strand that reached her shoulders and was bound at her right temple sat in the bushes laughing her head off. She was wearing green pants and a shirt, and a purple jacket resembling her mother's dress, and last but not least, accompanied by her Darigan Zafara, Ashitaka. Ashitaka was laughing too. After all, The wheel was his idea, but Jhudora's daughter had come up with the fire.
"Th- that was- (hee hee hee) Our best prank yet- AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Laughed the Faerie
"Yeah! You should have seen the look on his face when that Acara pointed the flames out! FEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! (a/n: That's his evil laugh.)
While they were laughing, a two-headed Darigan Zafara Plushie fell from Ashitaka's red backpack. He gulped, and they both went silent. The Faerie began to look REALLY angry. Finally, she spoke.
"Yooooooou. BASTARD!!!"
Without a second thought, She dove towards him.
"Lein!! I can expl- OW!!!"
Lein landed right in the middle of his chest, and pinned him down.
"Do.you.know.what.I.do.to.people.who.steal.my.PLUSHIES?!?!?!"
"no. 0___0 ;;"
"I TORTURE THEM!!!"
Lein dug through her purple backpack, and came up with a pair of rusty pliers.
"No. Not that!" pleaded Ashitaka.
Lein grabbed a clump of Ashitaka's eyebrows with the pliers and began to pull.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWW!!!" Ashitaka screamed as a clump of his eyebrows liberated themselves from his face.
Lein continued pulling out her friend's eyebrows, until someone took her pliers without warning, but that was after she pulled every single solitary hair from his eyebrows.
The Fire Faerie was holding her pliers. "Okay, up on your feet, brat."
Lein stood up.
"We are going to your mother!"
Lein smiled. Her mom wasn't gonna care. After all, they were Dark Faeries.
Bang Bang Bang! The Fire Faerie abused the doorknocker horrendously. Ashitaka was rubbing the place where his eyebrows had formerly existed Lein was pulling a bug apart.
BANG BANG BANG!! She knocked harder, as Ashitaka drew some eyebrows on with a laundry marker, and Lein rolled the bug into a little ball.
WHAM WHAM WHAM! This time, the door fell in. Jhudora appeared at the door, wearing nothing but a towel and a showercap.
"WHAT?!"
"Your daughter sabotaged the Wheel of Excitement!
"Hold on, Let me get dressed! I'm taking a damn shower in here!
About five minutes passed, then She reappeared wearing her normal outfit.
"Okay! WHAT did she do now?!"
"She rigged the wheel of excitement so that it sets people on fire as the mystery prize!"
Jhudora sighed. "I'll talk to her. Lein, meet me in your room. I'll be waiting."
Lein was really scared. This had never happened before. She followed her mother to her room, and sat down on the bed.
"Lein." Jhudora said.
End Chapter 1.