G2.5: Sorry I took so long! I was in Vegas for 3 weeks, with my
grandparents, then school, the holidays (I gorged on fudge, fruitcake,
cookies and egg nog) then sick, school and sick again. The first time was
mononucleosis; a sore throat that lasts two weeks and a friend of mine is
in the hospital because of it! Oh, and I was beaten to a bloody pulp by my
sister. Okay, I own nothing but S2B2 and that agency won't be in here, so
never mind that. I don't know who owns Beyblade, but they do, I don't. On
with the fic.
Beyblade: Mission Neo-Invasion: Crank calls and Torture.
" Everyone, to shorten this out, we have a strict time limit of one hour. Begin." Derek says. He rolls for Dizzi and Tyson's number is rolled. Tyson rolls Dizzi's number and she laughs maniacally.
" Tyson, I dare you to drink a glass of habrenero juice." Dizzi says.
" Juice, no problem. A habrenero's like a citrus." Tyson laughs. Derek gives Tyson the orange liquid in a tall glass. Tyson downs it as if it were a shot glass and feels true pain as almost pure spice runs down hit throat.
"Wait about three hours Tyson," Dizzi jokes. Dizzi lets Derek roll. Max's number is rolled, then Kevin's. " Okay, Max, I dare you to. eat this sandwich." Kevin then laughs manically, as the sandwich contains five worms on a beef tongue. Max eats it and smiles.
"That wasn't bad." Max says. Kevin is laughing as the other Masters try to hold back laughter and vomit. Kevin tells Max what was in it, and he runs to the bathroom in the house he's staying in, and vomits for five minutes. When he comes back, Keith is furiously shaking his hand, and then rolls.
Ray gets his number rolled. Ray rolls Derek's number. Derek seems very evil and somewhat horny when he starts laughing." Well, my cousin, I also shall use up my dare on Mariah for this one. I dare you two to. stay in my surveillance room and make out for at least three minutes. Go through the green door." Derek demises evilly. Ray and Mariah walk through the door, Ray sweating, Mariah practically about to grovel at Derek's feet for the dare, but also still nervous. Once the door closes, the giant television appearing as Van Gough's Starry Night changes to show Ray and Mariah in a room with a single, round, large bed, and dim lights . " Now we'll know if Mariah's a goer. Know what I mean, know what I mean, snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge." Keith goes on. Katrina, Samantha, and Emily beat him to a pulp and he cries for mercy. Max, Tyson and Derek are too busy watching Keith get hurt and Ray and Mariah getting a bit steamy in there to notice that Tyson's grandpa, Max's mom and Derek's mom are standing right behind them . " Max, are you having a good time?" Judy asks diabolically.
" Derek, did you dare your cousin and Mariah to go into the camera room and, lets just say, relieve some sexual tension?" Derek's mom asks the exact same way. Now you bet Tyson will get in trouble too, right? Well, Grandpa doesn't see any thing that bad so he just startles him.
" Hiya, little dude!" Grandpa yells, and Tyson jumps about ten feet in the air. Eileen and Judy make every go to their rooms, and Tyson's Grandpa gives him about two pounds and then send him off. And gives Ray's shirt back before he leaves.
Derek enters the house for the boys in S2B2 and the Bladebreakers. " Well, our mum's ruined it, but at least Tyson's Grandpa was pretty cool about it. " " I'd say," says Tyson, " I thought I was busted."
" I still can't believe two things. One's how rich you are Derek." Max says . " What's the other?" Ray asks . " That I still have a stomach after that sandwich." Everyone but Kai laughs after this. Kenny looks sad, with no laptop after all.
" Listen Chief, ALL of the birds had to stay in the third house, and Dizzi is a female bit beast." Derek explains. Then he remembers something. " You guys want to see a tape of my dad at his job? His boss had this big speech about Beyblading." Everyone says yes, so he pops in the tape. A man with brown hair and red eyes in a dirty flannel shirt comes up on screen.
" Derek, Eileen, my boss is about tell the world our findings. Oh, he's started already." Barry says, then the camera pans to. Tyson's dad giving his speech on the bit beasts. Tyson is in shock, seeing that his dad's best friend on the dig, Barry, is Derek's dad.
" Time for bed, bed time, bed time." The clock chimes in a cheery mechanical voice. Giant versions of their Beyblades come out of the ground and the attack rings open up to reveal beds. Derek and his team climb in theirs, and the rest follow.
At 12:00, Derek sneaks out of his bed, and pulls a red book off the shelf. A door appears, Derek goes down the long hallway, and sits at a council. He puts his Barrack bit chip in, and a Dizzi-like program starts, and a deep voice with a heavy British accent starts.
" I wondered when I could talk again. I tell you, that Dizzi has it easy. But at least I can be extracted." Barrack says.
" Yeah, yeah. But no battles and no fusing with me to become Kuwagata Knight are too boring. And besides, the tourney starts in one day, 11:00 Thursday." Derek explains.
" Well, at least we're back in Britain. And you stuck with the other beetle bit beasts, and didn't go with those snooty rich Majestics, like they wanted."
"Yeah." Derek talks with Barrack until 7:00, when he puts the chip back in his blade, leaves and rings a gong.
" BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yells so loud, everyone staying at his house (Or rather HOUSES and CASTLE) wakes up, besides Eileen and Judy, who had made breakfast.
That afternoon, the boys decide to split from the girls and meet them at the Underground Arcade and Pub at 9:00 PM. Let's see the Guys first.
" Okay, Max, let's say you go home on your birthday, and you see a Emily in a teddy. What would you do?" Derek asks. Max blushes.
" I dunno. Uh." Max starts to think.
" Oh, come on Max. You wouldn't at least do what Ray and Mariah did last night?" Keith taunts. Max caves, says yes, and they all have a good laugh.
"Kai, why does it seem you are so cheerful?" Derek says, sounding sarcastic, but really using Keith's specialty, telepathy. " Is it because of you meeting Samantha?"
" You're as annoying as bug, you know that?" Kai asks. The members of S2B2 and Ray all laugh hysterically, on account of Derek's bit beast being an insect. They all stop and Derek, Keith, Cory and Greg all use telepathy to psyche him out. " Okay, so perhaps being around Max and Tyson so long made me more fragile."
" More like you think Samantha's the best thing that happened to you since you got Dranzer. You were having sexual though 'bout her." Cory and Kevin taunt together.
" Now, now, we can't start taunting each other. We have to be ready for tomorrow's tournament. About which, you own the stadium, you tell us about it, Derek," Kenny says.
" Alright. The teams are combined, two teams becoming one. I have had it arranged it so S2B2 and the Bladebreakers are together, and All Starz with White Tigers. That final round will be the two teams that made up one team go against each other. In other words, White Tigers versus All Starz or Bladebreakers versus S2B2." Derek explains.
"You notice you put Mariah and Emily on the same team. That's like you want a catfight. Oh, oh, I see. Never mind." Michael says.
" Hey, a pay phone. Keith, give me two pounds." Keith gives Derek the pounds and Derek walks up to the phone, puts in a pound and dials a number. (I'm putting all calls in script form now.)
Derek: Hello, is this the arcade?
Man: Yes.
Derek: Yes, I'm looking for a miss Hugankis. Amanda Hugankis.
Man: (to people around) Amanda Hugankis? I need Amanda Hugankis.
A woman holds out her hand and talks into the phone.
Amanda: Hello? Who is this?
Derek: I'm sorry. This is just a prank call.
Amanda: Oh. Sorry.
Derek hangs up.
" Well, at least there isn't really an Ore Alsex." Max says.
" That isn't right. Well, let's head for the underground." Derek says.
Sorry, the girls are next chapter. So next chapter is the girls and the first battle. Oh, and no knight stuff for a while.
Beyblade: Mission Neo-Invasion: Crank calls and Torture.
" Everyone, to shorten this out, we have a strict time limit of one hour. Begin." Derek says. He rolls for Dizzi and Tyson's number is rolled. Tyson rolls Dizzi's number and she laughs maniacally.
" Tyson, I dare you to drink a glass of habrenero juice." Dizzi says.
" Juice, no problem. A habrenero's like a citrus." Tyson laughs. Derek gives Tyson the orange liquid in a tall glass. Tyson downs it as if it were a shot glass and feels true pain as almost pure spice runs down hit throat.
"Wait about three hours Tyson," Dizzi jokes. Dizzi lets Derek roll. Max's number is rolled, then Kevin's. " Okay, Max, I dare you to. eat this sandwich." Kevin then laughs manically, as the sandwich contains five worms on a beef tongue. Max eats it and smiles.
"That wasn't bad." Max says. Kevin is laughing as the other Masters try to hold back laughter and vomit. Kevin tells Max what was in it, and he runs to the bathroom in the house he's staying in, and vomits for five minutes. When he comes back, Keith is furiously shaking his hand, and then rolls.
Ray gets his number rolled. Ray rolls Derek's number. Derek seems very evil and somewhat horny when he starts laughing." Well, my cousin, I also shall use up my dare on Mariah for this one. I dare you two to. stay in my surveillance room and make out for at least three minutes. Go through the green door." Derek demises evilly. Ray and Mariah walk through the door, Ray sweating, Mariah practically about to grovel at Derek's feet for the dare, but also still nervous. Once the door closes, the giant television appearing as Van Gough's Starry Night changes to show Ray and Mariah in a room with a single, round, large bed, and dim lights . " Now we'll know if Mariah's a goer. Know what I mean, know what I mean, snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge." Keith goes on. Katrina, Samantha, and Emily beat him to a pulp and he cries for mercy. Max, Tyson and Derek are too busy watching Keith get hurt and Ray and Mariah getting a bit steamy in there to notice that Tyson's grandpa, Max's mom and Derek's mom are standing right behind them . " Max, are you having a good time?" Judy asks diabolically.
" Derek, did you dare your cousin and Mariah to go into the camera room and, lets just say, relieve some sexual tension?" Derek's mom asks the exact same way. Now you bet Tyson will get in trouble too, right? Well, Grandpa doesn't see any thing that bad so he just startles him.
" Hiya, little dude!" Grandpa yells, and Tyson jumps about ten feet in the air. Eileen and Judy make every go to their rooms, and Tyson's Grandpa gives him about two pounds and then send him off. And gives Ray's shirt back before he leaves.
Derek enters the house for the boys in S2B2 and the Bladebreakers. " Well, our mum's ruined it, but at least Tyson's Grandpa was pretty cool about it. " " I'd say," says Tyson, " I thought I was busted."
" I still can't believe two things. One's how rich you are Derek." Max says . " What's the other?" Ray asks . " That I still have a stomach after that sandwich." Everyone but Kai laughs after this. Kenny looks sad, with no laptop after all.
" Listen Chief, ALL of the birds had to stay in the third house, and Dizzi is a female bit beast." Derek explains. Then he remembers something. " You guys want to see a tape of my dad at his job? His boss had this big speech about Beyblading." Everyone says yes, so he pops in the tape. A man with brown hair and red eyes in a dirty flannel shirt comes up on screen.
" Derek, Eileen, my boss is about tell the world our findings. Oh, he's started already." Barry says, then the camera pans to. Tyson's dad giving his speech on the bit beasts. Tyson is in shock, seeing that his dad's best friend on the dig, Barry, is Derek's dad.
" Time for bed, bed time, bed time." The clock chimes in a cheery mechanical voice. Giant versions of their Beyblades come out of the ground and the attack rings open up to reveal beds. Derek and his team climb in theirs, and the rest follow.
At 12:00, Derek sneaks out of his bed, and pulls a red book off the shelf. A door appears, Derek goes down the long hallway, and sits at a council. He puts his Barrack bit chip in, and a Dizzi-like program starts, and a deep voice with a heavy British accent starts.
" I wondered when I could talk again. I tell you, that Dizzi has it easy. But at least I can be extracted." Barrack says.
" Yeah, yeah. But no battles and no fusing with me to become Kuwagata Knight are too boring. And besides, the tourney starts in one day, 11:00 Thursday." Derek explains.
" Well, at least we're back in Britain. And you stuck with the other beetle bit beasts, and didn't go with those snooty rich Majestics, like they wanted."
"Yeah." Derek talks with Barrack until 7:00, when he puts the chip back in his blade, leaves and rings a gong.
" BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yells so loud, everyone staying at his house (Or rather HOUSES and CASTLE) wakes up, besides Eileen and Judy, who had made breakfast.
That afternoon, the boys decide to split from the girls and meet them at the Underground Arcade and Pub at 9:00 PM. Let's see the Guys first.
" Okay, Max, let's say you go home on your birthday, and you see a Emily in a teddy. What would you do?" Derek asks. Max blushes.
" I dunno. Uh." Max starts to think.
" Oh, come on Max. You wouldn't at least do what Ray and Mariah did last night?" Keith taunts. Max caves, says yes, and they all have a good laugh.
"Kai, why does it seem you are so cheerful?" Derek says, sounding sarcastic, but really using Keith's specialty, telepathy. " Is it because of you meeting Samantha?"
" You're as annoying as bug, you know that?" Kai asks. The members of S2B2 and Ray all laugh hysterically, on account of Derek's bit beast being an insect. They all stop and Derek, Keith, Cory and Greg all use telepathy to psyche him out. " Okay, so perhaps being around Max and Tyson so long made me more fragile."
" More like you think Samantha's the best thing that happened to you since you got Dranzer. You were having sexual though 'bout her." Cory and Kevin taunt together.
" Now, now, we can't start taunting each other. We have to be ready for tomorrow's tournament. About which, you own the stadium, you tell us about it, Derek," Kenny says.
" Alright. The teams are combined, two teams becoming one. I have had it arranged it so S2B2 and the Bladebreakers are together, and All Starz with White Tigers. That final round will be the two teams that made up one team go against each other. In other words, White Tigers versus All Starz or Bladebreakers versus S2B2." Derek explains.
"You notice you put Mariah and Emily on the same team. That's like you want a catfight. Oh, oh, I see. Never mind." Michael says.
" Hey, a pay phone. Keith, give me two pounds." Keith gives Derek the pounds and Derek walks up to the phone, puts in a pound and dials a number. (I'm putting all calls in script form now.)
Derek: Hello, is this the arcade?
Man: Yes.
Derek: Yes, I'm looking for a miss Hugankis. Amanda Hugankis.
Man: (to people around) Amanda Hugankis? I need Amanda Hugankis.
A woman holds out her hand and talks into the phone.
Amanda: Hello? Who is this?
Derek: I'm sorry. This is just a prank call.
Amanda: Oh. Sorry.
Derek hangs up.
" Well, at least there isn't really an Ore Alsex." Max says.
" That isn't right. Well, let's head for the underground." Derek says.
Sorry, the girls are next chapter. So next chapter is the girls and the first battle. Oh, and no knight stuff for a while.