Chapter 5
*Previously: "Woooo!" Olivia yelled, feeling the rythym, and yaking Elliot out to dance with her. "Olivia!" He yelled over the noise. "You dragged me here so I get to drag you on the floor" She yelled back. Yeah baby. When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection. 36-24-36. Only is she's 5' 3". So yo girlfriend drives a Honda, Playin' workout tapes by Fonda, But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda. My anaconda don't want want none, Unless you got buns, hun. You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don' lose that butt. Some brothas wanna play that hard role, And tell ya that butt ain' gol', So they toss it, an' leave it, An' I pull up quick to retrive it. So Cosmo says yo' fat, Well, I ain' down wit' that. 'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are kickin', An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'. To the beanpole dames in the magazines. You ain't it Miss Thang. Gimme a sista, can't resist ha, Red beans an' rice didn' miss ha. Some knucklehead tried to diss. Cuz his girls are on ma lis', He had game but he chose to hit 'em, An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em. So ladies if tha butt is round, An' you wanna XXX slow down, Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT, An kick them nasty thought', Baby got back. Baby got back. Little in tha middle but you got much back. Little in tha middle but you got much back. And Olivia wasn't drunk.yet*
The music stopped. Olivia grabbed Elliot and started laughing uncontrollably.
"Liv, are you okay?" Elliot asked. "Okay? I'm great! That was so much fun. But I'm famished. Lets get a drink, shall we?" she said, walking over to the bar.
"You're the dancer, aren't you? Great job!" The bartender, Jake, said, drying glasses with a towel.
"Hey, thanks."
"Sure. What do you want?"
"Tonic water, with 2 shots of bourbon and a lime."
"No problem. And you?" he asked Elliot.
"Give me. the same."
"2 tonic water with 2 shots of bourbon and limes, coming right up." Jake said, ignoring the other people and making their drinks.
"How much do we owe you?" Elliot asked.
"For the lady, on the house."
"And me?"
"He's with me." Olivia cut in.
"Okay, okay. Have fun. Mona Lisa."
Olivia took a sip of her drink. "Did he just call me Mona Lisa?"
"Yes. You do look like her, in a way. You're beautiful."
"Thanks, El. Lets get out there." Olivia said, just as the song None of your business by Salt and Pepa started loud.
What's the matter with your life?
Why you gotta mess with mine?
Don't keep sweatin' what I do
Cuz I'm gonna be just fine - check it out
[CHORUS]
If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight
It's none of your business
And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It's none of your business
Now you shouldn't even get into who I'm givin' skins to
It's none of your business
So don't try to change my mind, I'll tell you one more time
It's none of your business
Olivia got back on stage, without anyone telling her to, and started dancing again.
But this time, she had polished off her drink and most of Elliot's..
(A/N: I'm not going to put all the lyrics in again. Sorry about that last chapter, I didn't know the song was that long. =D . Review please.)
*Previously: "Woooo!" Olivia yelled, feeling the rythym, and yaking Elliot out to dance with her. "Olivia!" He yelled over the noise. "You dragged me here so I get to drag you on the floor" She yelled back. Yeah baby. When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection. 36-24-36. Only is she's 5' 3". So yo girlfriend drives a Honda, Playin' workout tapes by Fonda, But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda. My anaconda don't want want none, Unless you got buns, hun. You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don' lose that butt. Some brothas wanna play that hard role, And tell ya that butt ain' gol', So they toss it, an' leave it, An' I pull up quick to retrive it. So Cosmo says yo' fat, Well, I ain' down wit' that. 'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are kickin', An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'. To the beanpole dames in the magazines. You ain't it Miss Thang. Gimme a sista, can't resist ha, Red beans an' rice didn' miss ha. Some knucklehead tried to diss. Cuz his girls are on ma lis', He had game but he chose to hit 'em, An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em. So ladies if tha butt is round, An' you wanna XXX slow down, Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT, An kick them nasty thought', Baby got back. Baby got back. Little in tha middle but you got much back. Little in tha middle but you got much back. And Olivia wasn't drunk.yet*
The music stopped. Olivia grabbed Elliot and started laughing uncontrollably.
"Liv, are you okay?" Elliot asked. "Okay? I'm great! That was so much fun. But I'm famished. Lets get a drink, shall we?" she said, walking over to the bar.
"You're the dancer, aren't you? Great job!" The bartender, Jake, said, drying glasses with a towel.
"Hey, thanks."
"Sure. What do you want?"
"Tonic water, with 2 shots of bourbon and a lime."
"No problem. And you?" he asked Elliot.
"Give me. the same."
"2 tonic water with 2 shots of bourbon and limes, coming right up." Jake said, ignoring the other people and making their drinks.
"How much do we owe you?" Elliot asked.
"For the lady, on the house."
"And me?"
"He's with me." Olivia cut in.
"Okay, okay. Have fun. Mona Lisa."
Olivia took a sip of her drink. "Did he just call me Mona Lisa?"
"Yes. You do look like her, in a way. You're beautiful."
"Thanks, El. Lets get out there." Olivia said, just as the song None of your business by Salt and Pepa started loud.
What's the matter with your life?
Why you gotta mess with mine?
Don't keep sweatin' what I do
Cuz I'm gonna be just fine - check it out
[CHORUS]
If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight
It's none of your business
And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It's none of your business
Now you shouldn't even get into who I'm givin' skins to
It's none of your business
So don't try to change my mind, I'll tell you one more time
It's none of your business
Olivia got back on stage, without anyone telling her to, and started dancing again.
But this time, she had polished off her drink and most of Elliot's..
(A/N: I'm not going to put all the lyrics in again. Sorry about that last chapter, I didn't know the song was that long. =D . Review please.)