Disclaimer: I do not own this, the plot and a few characters are by
monkeymouse, most of the other characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and
Idon't know who Kiki and Jiji belong to- Whoever made the movie I guess.
7 Chapters in one day! I feel good- dun nuh nun nuh nun nuh nun- I knew that I would- dun nun nuh- OK, I'll stop now
Because Kiki didn't have any of the equipment or textbooks for most of the classes at Hogwarts, she was allowed to sit in on lessons pretty much at will. During her first week she had a little taste of just about everything-and most of it didn't taste too good.
One afternoon she rushed into her room from Potions, made straight for the window, threw it open and leaned out as far as she could.
"Doing breathing exercises?" Jiji asked. "I didn't think they taught that here."
"Oh shut up," Kiki muttered. She took a couple more deep breaths, then shut the window and fell down onto the bed next to the cat. "I have just wasted my time in the worst class-with the worst teacher-in the worst room in the entire school."
"I'll pretend, for the moment, that I care."
"You'd better care. You want to avoid the man named Snape. Why they let him teach is a mystery to me. He's mean, he's insulting, he's cruel."
"Did he say anything about you?"
"No, I stayed in the back and hoped he wouldn't say anything to me. He spent most of the time saying nasty things about that boy Harry I met the other night."
"Getting soft on him, eh? What would Tombo think?"
Kiki grabbed a pillow and tried to bring it down on Jiji, but he jumped off the bed at the last second.
And so it went:
Transfiguration: "Turning beetles into buttons?! That's totally useless- and cruel to the beetles."
Defense Against the Dark Arts: "The class is taught by the same wizard who tried to help mother patch up that willow tree. Well, guess what, Jiji? This makes two subjects he knows absolutely nothing about."
History of Magic: "I thought it might be interesting, because the teacher is a ghost. I think his class killed him for being so boring."
"And I was worried you wouldn't give this place a chance," Jiji yawned.
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That was a short one but I promise longer ones real soon
7 Chapters in one day! I feel good- dun nuh nun nuh nun nuh nun- I knew that I would- dun nun nuh- OK, I'll stop now
Because Kiki didn't have any of the equipment or textbooks for most of the classes at Hogwarts, she was allowed to sit in on lessons pretty much at will. During her first week she had a little taste of just about everything-and most of it didn't taste too good.
One afternoon she rushed into her room from Potions, made straight for the window, threw it open and leaned out as far as she could.
"Doing breathing exercises?" Jiji asked. "I didn't think they taught that here."
"Oh shut up," Kiki muttered. She took a couple more deep breaths, then shut the window and fell down onto the bed next to the cat. "I have just wasted my time in the worst class-with the worst teacher-in the worst room in the entire school."
"I'll pretend, for the moment, that I care."
"You'd better care. You want to avoid the man named Snape. Why they let him teach is a mystery to me. He's mean, he's insulting, he's cruel."
"Did he say anything about you?"
"No, I stayed in the back and hoped he wouldn't say anything to me. He spent most of the time saying nasty things about that boy Harry I met the other night."
"Getting soft on him, eh? What would Tombo think?"
Kiki grabbed a pillow and tried to bring it down on Jiji, but he jumped off the bed at the last second.
And so it went:
Transfiguration: "Turning beetles into buttons?! That's totally useless- and cruel to the beetles."
Defense Against the Dark Arts: "The class is taught by the same wizard who tried to help mother patch up that willow tree. Well, guess what, Jiji? This makes two subjects he knows absolutely nothing about."
History of Magic: "I thought it might be interesting, because the teacher is a ghost. I think his class killed him for being so boring."
"And I was worried you wouldn't give this place a chance," Jiji yawned.
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That was a short one but I promise longer ones real soon