Title: Under the Curtain

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Chapter9: Events on the way to Tortuga

Of course Jenn and Sarah knew that Will was hanging on the yard when they called them for lunch but they still acted surprised when they saw Will and Jack. Jenn watched as Will struggled to keep hold of the yard.

"Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance - you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy?" Jack explained and then swinging the yard back and dropping Will on the deck said, "So. can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?"

"Tortuga ?" asked Will. Jack nodded as he said the name again.

"Aww, do we have to? I hate it there," complained Sarah.

Jack grinned at her, "And why is that Lass?"

"My own reasons.."

"Lunch is ready!" Said Jenn cutting in the conversation before Sarah let something slip.

The funny smell of burnt toast, burnt meat and several other things burnt rose to everyone's noses as they made there way down below.

"Blimey! What's that horrid smell?" asked Jack, covering his nose from the putrid smell.

"What smell..I have no clue what your talking about." Answered Jenn, but in fact she smelled the horrid smell too but wouldn't admit to it.

"Nevermind." He replied and sat himself down.

Suddenly Sarah's arm started to beep. "What the...?" she said as she looked down at her arm. "Oh my gosh! One Tree Hill! Jenn we're going to miss it!"

"No..one..tree..hill" Jenn hyperventilated.

"Which means..." "No..Chad Michael Murray!" finished Jenn.

"What have I done to deserve this!?" questioned Sarah in an almost tearful state.

"Will, I think that smoke went to their heads! There talking about trees and hills," said Jack, laughing at the girls antics.

"Sarah, what's today's date," asked Jenn, trying to calm down.

"The tenth."

"Really! Wow !It's my birthday, and we can't watch one tree hill!" squealed Jenn.

"Birthday? Drinks all around!" applauded Jack.

"Yes I agree." Said Will, breaking his silence.

"Ummm....minor problem," said the two girls, "We can't drink yet."

"What do ye mean, ye can't drink." Asked Jack as he took a swig of the rum, "I've never heard of a pirate that hasn't drunk before.

"We can too drink, all I meant was um..well you tell him what I mean Jenn." Retorted Sarah, looking nervously at Jenn. Jenn had already opened up her own bottle of rum and was about halfway done and too into the drink to answer Sarah.

After about a half hour of drinking the liquor started to take it's toll on Jenn and Sarah, their stomachs obviously not used to drinking heavily. A quite intoxicated Sarah staggered over to Will and plopped down beside him. "Willy, Willy Wonka, hows about giving me kiss." Said Sarah, fumbling with her words. She puckered up her lips waiting for her kiss from Will. Will didn't do anything, he just took another gulp of his drink and stared out into the calm waters.

Jenn who was quite drunk as well, was sitting on a chair, talking to the stove, whom she had now named Perkins. "Perkins, your such a funny guy! Don't you think so Sam?" asked Jenn, talking to the chair next to her. Jenn roared out in laughter and slapped her knee, apparently Doug, the frying pan had made a funny joke.

Jack looked over at Sarah, she had fallen asleep with her head against the wall, and she shivered. He went over to her and put his arms around her and soon fell asleep there. Will got up and stretched and looked over at Jenn, who noticed him and got up. She walked over to him with such elegance and grace. Ok, who was he kidding? As soon as she got up she tripped and fell and got up again, but of course not without apologizing to Sam, the chair. She fell forward, and Will caught her just in time and laid her down across the floor and he too, like Jack, wrapped his arms around her to keep her warm.

A/N: Chappy Done! YAAY! That was a fun chapter to write! Sorry it took so long to get out! It was mushy and funny..hehe Perkins.coolio restaurant.if you and like 5 other people order soup at like 1 in the morning and then one person orders waffles and falls asleep in your food they look at you funny...i don't know why!

Dudes it's MY (Jenjerman) birthday! So please review and make my day! Thank you all so very much!