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Skies of Shinseiki Kidousenshi Gundam SeeD: War for Sol
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CHAPTER 02: D(isney)-Day
~*~(cut to Luna)
Three battleships, two Archangel-class, the other an Eternal-class, head towards Mars.
~*~(cut to MO-2)
Another battleship, this time a Magellan, leaves the port, heading towards Lag Range Point 1. The camera heads into a conference room, this time quite bright. A map of the Sol System is shown on a display, blue rings appearing just outside of each ESUN-controlled planet's orbit. A quick briefing about exchanging defense shifts is given, and important-looking military men file out of the room after recieving documents. Eventually we're left with the general dude, and two military people, the one in white-and-therefore-more-important-looking asleep in the other guy-who's-dressed-in-black-and-therefore-looks-more-like-a-soldier-so-what-the-fuck-is-he-doing-in-an-important-military-conference's lap, and, of course, the camera. The GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC pokes TOIWATMIL a couple of times, and the general clears his throat. TOIWATMIL doesn't budge. GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC delivers a quick smack to TOIWATMIL's ass, and she jolts awake, slapping GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC in the face. TOIWATMIL quickly apologizes, recieves her files from the general, and quietly leaves the room with GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC.
~*~(cut back to the spaceport bit)
Many battleships leave the port, all heading in different directions. The camera focuses on one modified black Delphinus-class ship, heading towards Luna. The Magellan from before, with Peacemillion III (It's just a Peacemillion; remember that Peacemillion II is a minivan.) following behind, enters a loose formation with the black modded Delphinus.
~*~(cut to Peacemillion III, RAVE room)
The G-boyz (minus Touma) stand on DDR machines, although the bars are poles.
Quatre, Ryuichi and Noriko stand behind them, and start playing "their" new song, Burning the Floor (Blue Fire Mix). And the G-boyz, sans Touma, start pole-dancing! Wonderful imagery, ne? So, let's leave them alone and go to...
~*~(cut to Gaia, Balamb)
The Eternal and two Archangels from before land around Balamb Garden, and Kira and Friends leave their ships, forcing their way through the guards with the help of Strike and Friends. Kira runs around, pressing "X" at every person in Garden, eventually noticing that none of them realize Strike and Friends just massacred their security. Kira sweatdrops, and Mairyuu and Friends head up to initate even more political debates with Squall. FUN! ^_^
~*~(cut to Earth, in a random tap-dancing class)
A bunch of people do beginning tap-dancing moves to that Swan Lake-Sound of Music-fairy-music that Bishi likes... then it turns to static. All of a sudden, B4U (B4 Za Beat Mix) starts blasting, and the only guy there dressed decently, Janus5000, starts DDR'ing to it, putting Bishi and all his clones to shame. EVEN MORE FUN! ^_^
~*~(cut to teh modded Delphinus, "Delphoenix", in teh lounge-place-yueah!)
TOIWATMIL stands on the DDR stage, although she's in leopard print instead of white. o_O GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC falls off the other side of the stage and faceplants the next dude's ankle. What happens next is what we like to call the "Domino Effect". TOIWATMIL clears her throat, and chooses the song "Higher". TEH FREESTYLIN TOURNAMENT IS AWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111one
(A/N: And this is more like a DDR fic than a war fic ^_^)
~*~(cut to Hollow Bastion)
Mickey: ...Riiiiiight, so, we're terribly outgunned and outnumbered, but we're going to attempt to hobba them?
Donald: That's the gist of it ^_^
Mickey: ...
Goofy: But, we have allies! ^_^ From Bishi's favourite shows... POKEMON AND DIGIMON!!!!11111one ^_^
Donald: Think about it! We can use Digimon's terrible voice acting to annoy the hobba out of them, while the infinitely spawning Pikachus wear their numbers down, then we attack with our insignificant gummi ships and whatnot ^_^
Mickey: ...Sure ^_^
Donald: So war is declared?
Mickey: OF COURSE ^_^
...And so random Gummi ships and whatnot are deployed from all manner of Disney Worlds. Ahem.
~*~(cut to Mars Defensive Ring)
Archangel and Friends and Balamb Garden and Friends (That is, Ragnarok), as well as an assortment of miscellaneous Nazca/Laurasia ships, fly towards an array of battleships. And then...
"THE GERMANS ARE COMING!"
"..."
"YES! THE GERMANS ARE COMING! THEIR U-BOAT FLEETS STRETCH FOR MILES!"
"...whatever."
"HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE ALL THEIR MIGHTY KAR 98Ks AND MP40s AND StG44s AND PANZERSCHRECKS ALL SHOOTING AT US!? AAH! A PANZERSCHRECK ROCKET...ammo...panzer..thingy...you know what they are! DUCK AND COVER!"
*THUMP*
Screams. And lots of them. And crashes. And slops. How about we get a visual on that...?
The camera flies into Garden, and we see the cause of the chaos.
Laguna Loire, in a British WWII uniform, war helmet-thingy and all, has attempted to dive under a table to dodge a "panzerschreck-rocket-ammo-panzer-thingy" but failed miserably and landed on top of the table, making a mess out of everybody's food, and a food fight erupts. Which doesn't help poor little Squally's situation at all.
"AAH! BULLETS!" Laguna screams, running towards and diving behind Squall, who promptly gets hit in the face with some potato salad. "COME ON SON! DO SOMETHING! KILL THOSE NAZIS! YOU HAVE A GUN...blade... BUT ITS STILL A GUN! FIREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one" Squall stares down at Laguna as if he was insane... which he was. "...Hello."
"COME ON SON! FIRE! AAH! A HALFTRACK! USE YOUR SUPER-DUPER-ARMOR-PIERCING-LIONHEART-THINGY!"
"...How are you?" Some new ketchup hits Squall and drips onto Laguna...
"AAH! I'VE BEEN HIT! MEDIC! AAAH! I'M BLEEDING! AAH! CCCH! THIS IS CORPORAL LAGUNA! WE'RE UNDER HEAVY FIRE AT SHORE BREACH AND NEED ADDITIONAL ASSISTANCE! AAH!!!!!11one CHH!" And with that, "Cpl."Laguna drags Squall down and does that commando-crawling thingy to try and get to the lift so Squall can get a "sniper's view of the Nazis". Meanwhile, the food fight spills out into the hallways, classrooms, and library.
~*~(Let's take a quick look in the Training Center.)
A cadet runs into the Training Center with tons of food in his arms, while a huge group of SeeDs and cadets take on a team of T-Rexaurs. The food-cadet runs towards the fight and screams "FOOD FIGHT!". All the humans rush to the food and start pelting each other. The T-Rexaurs exchange looks, and roar, then eat all the SeeDs & cadets. Then they have a nice burping match afterwards. Ahem.
~*~(Back to the lobby.)
"Cpl."Laguna and "Pvt."Squall (although Squall's actually "Cmdr.", but Laguna's weird like that) have almost made it to the lift, when Cadets and SeeDs alike move into the lobby and the crossfire becomes intense. "Cpl."Laguna drags "Pvt."Squall into a nook in the wall conveniently right next to the lift.
"AAH! THE NAZIS HAVE CALLED IN FOR BACKUP! OUR BACKUP DOESN'T STAND A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF GETTING UP HERE ON TIME, SO WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUT THIS BEACH BY OURSELVES!" Laguna peeks around the corner to the second floor, gripping his machine gun, then turns back to Squall. "WE'RE UP AGAINST TWO MG-42s..." Laguna points to Zell and Raijin bruising students by pegging raw carrots at them. "PLUS ENFILADE FROM..." he points to a random classroom. "THAT BUNKER! WE GOTTA FIND A WAY UP THE BLUFF! WE GOTTA GO UP THERE" he points to the lift, which now has a sign saying "Out of Order" on it. "AND TAKE OUT THAT ARTILLERY!" he points to Seifer and Fuujin beating the shit out of students for "fighting". "COVERING FIRE!" Laguna swiftly ducks out from cover, and, with his "Thompson", (basically his normal machine-gun badly painted to look like a Thompson) opens fire on the 2nd floor, breaking all the glass and KILLING heaps of students. Squall, horror-stricken, attempts to scream (but ends up monotone-talking) "...Corporal, we have no time for covering fire, they're going to launch a bombing run on us if we don't take the beach." Laguna, stupid enough to believe Squall, screams "YOU GO FIRST!". Squall, rather smart, junctions Full-Life to Attack and runs out, "shooting" the dead students with Life. Satisfied with his rectification of his father's mistakes, he takes some tomato sauce from his hair and puts a little bit on his jacket where his heart is, and purposely collapses, unenthusiastically saying "...Ow. I'm hit. Corporal, go on without me." and "dying". Laguna runs up to Squall and over-dramatizes Squall's "death" and throws him in the water with a toy boat, then salutes and attempts to cast Firaga on the boat... but he misses and sets Squall on fire instead.
"AARGH! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU CRAZY BASTARD?!"
"AAAH! A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one" And with that, Squall cast Blizzard on himself several times and Laguna ran off.
~*~(Cut to Zer0Kataru's desk)
Zer0Kataru: Why is Laguna acting so strange? Why is Squall still so calm? I know I would have gone spastic if someone threw salad on my fabulous jacket! When will Disney actually begin the attack? Who will win the freestyling competition? All this, give or take some, in the next chapter of Skies of Shinseiki Kidousenshi Gundam SeeD: War for Sol!
REPLIES TO REVIEWS! ^_^
]Bishi[
Aww, shit.
(I thought you CENSORED "bitch". Now you say "shit"?)
You completley RUINED my second favorite video game
(Hmm...It's some kind of Disney-only game, isn't it? Either way, don't tell me what it is. I'm traumatized enough by "Disney Magical Tetris" and "DDR:Disney Rave Mix" to need to know of your trippy disney games)
by writing about its characters. You couldn't just stop at screwing up GW, could you?
(Nope! ^_^)
I'm sure many people on and off-line hate you.
(Damn straight.)
I sure as hell do.
(Good, cuz you liking me would basically mean you want to do me since I'm a guy.)
]Naomi Hunter[
*grins* I dun have to submit, Huzzah!
(Well technically you did, just a long time ago.)
:p
I'm better than you all.
(True, true. Better than me anyway.)
^_^
*dances around to HIGHER*
"Girl give it up and run my way..."
(It's "Girl, give it up, go and run away")
I wanna play DDR now.
(I just did :P)
Arigatou for the Q/T-x-R.
(Nu problem.)
]Senko[
O-kay...that was REALLY stupid...it made NO sense WHATSOEVER(i DON'T care if
that's not one word-SO LEAVE ME ALONE PEOPLES)...me thinks I'll just go sit in a
corner and think of how STUPID people(YOU) can be...
(Sankyuu very much! ^_^ I live for reviews calling me stupid because my fics are MEANT to be stupid and make no sense! ^_^)
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To Be Continued...
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Skies of Shinseiki Kidousenshi Gundam SeeD: War for Sol
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CHAPTER 02: D(isney)-Day
~*~(cut to Luna)
Three battleships, two Archangel-class, the other an Eternal-class, head towards Mars.
~*~(cut to MO-2)
Another battleship, this time a Magellan, leaves the port, heading towards Lag Range Point 1. The camera heads into a conference room, this time quite bright. A map of the Sol System is shown on a display, blue rings appearing just outside of each ESUN-controlled planet's orbit. A quick briefing about exchanging defense shifts is given, and important-looking military men file out of the room after recieving documents. Eventually we're left with the general dude, and two military people, the one in white-and-therefore-more-important-looking asleep in the other guy-who's-dressed-in-black-and-therefore-looks-more-like-a-soldier-so-what-the-fuck-is-he-doing-in-an-important-military-conference's lap, and, of course, the camera. The GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC pokes TOIWATMIL a couple of times, and the general clears his throat. TOIWATMIL doesn't budge. GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC delivers a quick smack to TOIWATMIL's ass, and she jolts awake, slapping GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC in the face. TOIWATMIL quickly apologizes, recieves her files from the general, and quietly leaves the room with GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC.
~*~(cut back to the spaceport bit)
Many battleships leave the port, all heading in different directions. The camera focuses on one modified black Delphinus-class ship, heading towards Luna. The Magellan from before, with Peacemillion III (It's just a Peacemillion; remember that Peacemillion II is a minivan.) following behind, enters a loose formation with the black modded Delphinus.
~*~(cut to Peacemillion III, RAVE room)
The G-boyz (minus Touma) stand on DDR machines, although the bars are poles.
Quatre, Ryuichi and Noriko stand behind them, and start playing "their" new song, Burning the Floor (Blue Fire Mix). And the G-boyz, sans Touma, start pole-dancing! Wonderful imagery, ne? So, let's leave them alone and go to...
~*~(cut to Gaia, Balamb)
The Eternal and two Archangels from before land around Balamb Garden, and Kira and Friends leave their ships, forcing their way through the guards with the help of Strike and Friends. Kira runs around, pressing "X" at every person in Garden, eventually noticing that none of them realize Strike and Friends just massacred their security. Kira sweatdrops, and Mairyuu and Friends head up to initate even more political debates with Squall. FUN! ^_^
~*~(cut to Earth, in a random tap-dancing class)
A bunch of people do beginning tap-dancing moves to that Swan Lake-Sound of Music-fairy-music that Bishi likes... then it turns to static. All of a sudden, B4U (B4 Za Beat Mix) starts blasting, and the only guy there dressed decently, Janus5000, starts DDR'ing to it, putting Bishi and all his clones to shame. EVEN MORE FUN! ^_^
~*~(cut to teh modded Delphinus, "Delphoenix", in teh lounge-place-yueah!)
TOIWATMIL stands on the DDR stage, although she's in leopard print instead of white. o_O GWDIBATLMLASSWTFIHDIAIMC falls off the other side of the stage and faceplants the next dude's ankle. What happens next is what we like to call the "Domino Effect". TOIWATMIL clears her throat, and chooses the song "Higher". TEH FREESTYLIN TOURNAMENT IS AWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111one
(A/N: And this is more like a DDR fic than a war fic ^_^)
~*~(cut to Hollow Bastion)
Mickey: ...Riiiiiight, so, we're terribly outgunned and outnumbered, but we're going to attempt to hobba them?
Donald: That's the gist of it ^_^
Mickey: ...
Goofy: But, we have allies! ^_^ From Bishi's favourite shows... POKEMON AND DIGIMON!!!!11111one ^_^
Donald: Think about it! We can use Digimon's terrible voice acting to annoy the hobba out of them, while the infinitely spawning Pikachus wear their numbers down, then we attack with our insignificant gummi ships and whatnot ^_^
Mickey: ...Sure ^_^
Donald: So war is declared?
Mickey: OF COURSE ^_^
...And so random Gummi ships and whatnot are deployed from all manner of Disney Worlds. Ahem.
~*~(cut to Mars Defensive Ring)
Archangel and Friends and Balamb Garden and Friends (That is, Ragnarok), as well as an assortment of miscellaneous Nazca/Laurasia ships, fly towards an array of battleships. And then...
"THE GERMANS ARE COMING!"
"..."
"YES! THE GERMANS ARE COMING! THEIR U-BOAT FLEETS STRETCH FOR MILES!"
"...whatever."
"HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE ALL THEIR MIGHTY KAR 98Ks AND MP40s AND StG44s AND PANZERSCHRECKS ALL SHOOTING AT US!? AAH! A PANZERSCHRECK ROCKET...ammo...panzer..thingy...you know what they are! DUCK AND COVER!"
*THUMP*
Screams. And lots of them. And crashes. And slops. How about we get a visual on that...?
The camera flies into Garden, and we see the cause of the chaos.
Laguna Loire, in a British WWII uniform, war helmet-thingy and all, has attempted to dive under a table to dodge a "panzerschreck-rocket-ammo-panzer-thingy" but failed miserably and landed on top of the table, making a mess out of everybody's food, and a food fight erupts. Which doesn't help poor little Squally's situation at all.
"AAH! BULLETS!" Laguna screams, running towards and diving behind Squall, who promptly gets hit in the face with some potato salad. "COME ON SON! DO SOMETHING! KILL THOSE NAZIS! YOU HAVE A GUN...blade... BUT ITS STILL A GUN! FIREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one" Squall stares down at Laguna as if he was insane... which he was. "...Hello."
"COME ON SON! FIRE! AAH! A HALFTRACK! USE YOUR SUPER-DUPER-ARMOR-PIERCING-LIONHEART-THINGY!"
"...How are you?" Some new ketchup hits Squall and drips onto Laguna...
"AAH! I'VE BEEN HIT! MEDIC! AAAH! I'M BLEEDING! AAH! CCCH! THIS IS CORPORAL LAGUNA! WE'RE UNDER HEAVY FIRE AT SHORE BREACH AND NEED ADDITIONAL ASSISTANCE! AAH!!!!!11one CHH!" And with that, "Cpl."Laguna drags Squall down and does that commando-crawling thingy to try and get to the lift so Squall can get a "sniper's view of the Nazis". Meanwhile, the food fight spills out into the hallways, classrooms, and library.
~*~(Let's take a quick look in the Training Center.)
A cadet runs into the Training Center with tons of food in his arms, while a huge group of SeeDs and cadets take on a team of T-Rexaurs. The food-cadet runs towards the fight and screams "FOOD FIGHT!". All the humans rush to the food and start pelting each other. The T-Rexaurs exchange looks, and roar, then eat all the SeeDs & cadets. Then they have a nice burping match afterwards. Ahem.
~*~(Back to the lobby.)
"Cpl."Laguna and "Pvt."Squall (although Squall's actually "Cmdr.", but Laguna's weird like that) have almost made it to the lift, when Cadets and SeeDs alike move into the lobby and the crossfire becomes intense. "Cpl."Laguna drags "Pvt."Squall into a nook in the wall conveniently right next to the lift.
"AAH! THE NAZIS HAVE CALLED IN FOR BACKUP! OUR BACKUP DOESN'T STAND A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF GETTING UP HERE ON TIME, SO WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUT THIS BEACH BY OURSELVES!" Laguna peeks around the corner to the second floor, gripping his machine gun, then turns back to Squall. "WE'RE UP AGAINST TWO MG-42s..." Laguna points to Zell and Raijin bruising students by pegging raw carrots at them. "PLUS ENFILADE FROM..." he points to a random classroom. "THAT BUNKER! WE GOTTA FIND A WAY UP THE BLUFF! WE GOTTA GO UP THERE" he points to the lift, which now has a sign saying "Out of Order" on it. "AND TAKE OUT THAT ARTILLERY!" he points to Seifer and Fuujin beating the shit out of students for "fighting". "COVERING FIRE!" Laguna swiftly ducks out from cover, and, with his "Thompson", (basically his normal machine-gun badly painted to look like a Thompson) opens fire on the 2nd floor, breaking all the glass and KILLING heaps of students. Squall, horror-stricken, attempts to scream (but ends up monotone-talking) "...Corporal, we have no time for covering fire, they're going to launch a bombing run on us if we don't take the beach." Laguna, stupid enough to believe Squall, screams "YOU GO FIRST!". Squall, rather smart, junctions Full-Life to Attack and runs out, "shooting" the dead students with Life. Satisfied with his rectification of his father's mistakes, he takes some tomato sauce from his hair and puts a little bit on his jacket where his heart is, and purposely collapses, unenthusiastically saying "...Ow. I'm hit. Corporal, go on without me." and "dying". Laguna runs up to Squall and over-dramatizes Squall's "death" and throws him in the water with a toy boat, then salutes and attempts to cast Firaga on the boat... but he misses and sets Squall on fire instead.
"AARGH! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU CRAZY BASTARD?!"
"AAAH! A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one" And with that, Squall cast Blizzard on himself several times and Laguna ran off.
~*~(Cut to Zer0Kataru's desk)
Zer0Kataru: Why is Laguna acting so strange? Why is Squall still so calm? I know I would have gone spastic if someone threw salad on my fabulous jacket! When will Disney actually begin the attack? Who will win the freestyling competition? All this, give or take some, in the next chapter of Skies of Shinseiki Kidousenshi Gundam SeeD: War for Sol!
REPLIES TO REVIEWS! ^_^
]Bishi[
Aww, shit.
(I thought you CENSORED "bitch". Now you say "shit"?)
You completley RUINED my second favorite video game
(Hmm...It's some kind of Disney-only game, isn't it? Either way, don't tell me what it is. I'm traumatized enough by "Disney Magical Tetris" and "DDR:Disney Rave Mix" to need to know of your trippy disney games)
by writing about its characters. You couldn't just stop at screwing up GW, could you?
(Nope! ^_^)
I'm sure many people on and off-line hate you.
(Damn straight.)
I sure as hell do.
(Good, cuz you liking me would basically mean you want to do me since I'm a guy.)
]Naomi Hunter[
*grins* I dun have to submit, Huzzah!
(Well technically you did, just a long time ago.)
:p
I'm better than you all.
(True, true. Better than me anyway.)
^_^
*dances around to HIGHER*
"Girl give it up and run my way..."
(It's "Girl, give it up, go and run away")
I wanna play DDR now.
(I just did :P)
Arigatou for the Q/T-x-R.
(Nu problem.)
]Senko[
O-kay...that was REALLY stupid...it made NO sense WHATSOEVER(i DON'T care if
that's not one word-SO LEAVE ME ALONE PEOPLES)...me thinks I'll just go sit in a
corner and think of how STUPID people(YOU) can be...
(Sankyuu very much! ^_^ I live for reviews calling me stupid because my fics are MEANT to be stupid and make no sense! ^_^)
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To Be Continued...
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