“What exactly are you trying to tell me?” I spat at him. “Well, I said your skirt is too short…” I all but bared my teeth at him. “And suddenly you’re the expert on skirts?” Ron gives me his sexy lop-sided grin. “Well maybe. I stare at enough of them…”

Before the Battle of Hogwarts begins, Zacharias Smith is among the many students streaming out of the castle to safety.

Hagrid hosts Pimp my Cardboard Box!

Draco reflects on his current position as he flees Hogwarts grounds after failing to kill Dumbledore.

Ginny is deaf and is trying to be a normal teenage girl through it all. AU. idl the sum and title. will probably change later.

Porque todo mundo merece uma segunda chance...

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

C'était une nouvelle démonstration de leurs ressentiments, de leurs haines, de leurs guerres. Une simple poignée de main suffisait à sceller leurs accords ainsi que deux mots qui sonnaient tel un verdict : "Pari tenu"

Hermione is up late at night and Harry is having horrible dreams about Voldemort Hermione goes to the library to find that answer but Professor Snape has a better cure...

Harry y Draco no se conocen, pero Hans, Harold, David y Demian sí e incluso, algunas veces, duermen juntos. Dos hombres, seis personalidades y todas las complicaciones que eso puede traer. AU.

Revised. Harry, Hermione, and Draco find they have much in common...their disturbing home lives. Along with a professor, the three help one another overcome their demons. Hermione's mum's dead and her father blames her. Trigger Warnings - There are many! Tread lightly, survivors. TW/rape, incest, child abuse, graphic violence, I may have missed others.

A story about the nineteen years between the end of Deathly Hallows and the epilouge

The reuploading of the fanfic that was so bad it was good. The banhammer might claim this soon, so I suggest you get it before it's gone. NOTE: the links don't show up, so ask if you need them.

“Snape” He says. The usual malice is absent in his tone and Severus glares at him suspiciously.

Post Deathly Hallows: Albus Severus Potter is in love with Scorpius Malfoy, but will things work out, will a ring helpt them along the way and will his older brother James accept him for what he is. WARNING MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ASS pairing

Hermione always thought of George as an insufferable prankster. George always thought of Hermione of a boring book worm. When Hermione confides in him about the dreams she's been having will things change? GeorgeHermione.

Voldemort may have been destroyed, but that doesn't mean the Death Eaters didn't have horcruxes. The Death Eaters, still loyal to the Dark Lord and his cause, rise again, and this time, they are desperate. And desperate times call for desperate measures.

Lily Evans. James Potter. Her story. Fluffy with a dark side. Spoliers for basically the whols HP Series lol. Rated K plus. R&R. One-shot.

Jamais, Drago Malefoy n'aurait imaginé que les bruit circulants au Ministère, ceux-là même qui l'irritaient tant, lui servent un jour à concrétiser ses plans... Et pourtant...

Hermione's first one-time fling... with a Slytherin!

Ever wanted to annoy the Harry Potter characters, but have no idea how? Well you've come to the right place, here are all the ways to annoy the characters and more.

The trouble is, the other side can do magic too", scary enough for a Prime Minister to hear that magic hurts as much as it helps. How does it feel for parents of muggle-borns who lose their child to another world. Myrtle, Ted, Lily, Dirk, Penny, Hermione

Ginny yearns to ditch the good-girl image she posesses and follow her heart for once by dating the dashing yet smarmy Draco. Harry finds it impossible to give up on his girlfriend of two years. Does Ginny manage to claim Draco, or is Harry meant to be?

A kinda songfic to Westlife's Seasons in the Sun. More like inspired by ... either way i dont own anything. The marauders from when they met to after their deaths. Cannon. I suck at summeries

I-pod challenge: Some things just make sense, like Rose and Scorpius for example. This is a series of drabbles about the couple for an I-pod challenge. Please R&R!