Constipation is sweeping the school. When it hits Snape, he's last in line for a first-class enema- but Filch is willing to do it for free! THAT'S RIGHT! HE SHOVES A HOSE UP HIS BUTT AND THEN-- erm... just read the story. Not as graphic as it sounds.

A conversation between Harry, Ron, and Hermione that is interupted. Guess who it is...

Hola, lo sé, lo sé, no tengo derecho a volver a presentarme con ustedes, lamento mucho no haber actualizado. ¡La última pista de la identidad del Lord de los mortifagos está en este capítulo! Capítulo 18. No tengo cara pero dejen Reviews.

Akcja! Sensacja! Kryminał! I trochę romansu na okrasę... Ale naprawdę tylko troszeczkę. Akcja opowiadania dzieje się po piątym tomie i jest to historia alternatywna.

An explanation in boggarts. This is all I have right now, but I'd be happy to write more if you want. Just let me know what characters you would like to see next.

O beijo, o corpo, o cheiro. Tudo para sempre.

Blaise doesn't know why he went closer. All he knew was that she was crying, and he did. Drabble, for Sora Snape. Complete.

Jess Daniels is on her way to her sixth year at Hogwarts. But school isn't her biggest problem; she's just found out that she's engaged to her best friend, Scorpius Malfoy. Now the two have to work through this new twist in their relationship. Game on.

The past comes back to repeat itself in a karmatic way for one young witch. Socially acceptable or not, temptation doesn't discriminate. Student-teacher relationships are definitely forbidden though.Rating will change. Draco/OC

Não era justo que Draco Malfoy tivesse o amor de Pansy Parkinson.

What beast is viler than Voldermort? Lucius tells the true story to his grand-daughter and gets an adventure in baby-sitting. Can a former DeathEater, current tycoon and self-proclaimed Dark Wizard handle a three year old? DMHG

R/H. Ron is in the Room of Requirement where there is an unexpected visitor waiting for him.

Severus Rogue, n’aurait au grand jamais du se retrouver dans le même lit que James Potter. Alors il fit la seule chose qui lui semblait raisonnable, il lui jeta un sort d’oubliettes. JamesxSeverus

A Oneshot of Lily Evans on her wedding day. I suck at summaries R&R please!

A follow on from my last story 'Choices'. Hermione and Ron have a new baby daughter. However, their relationship is precarious. And what'll happen when Viktor Krum turns up as Hermione's new employee at the ministry?...

The challenge to this storyy is up on my profile. I don't know who wanted it. AU/Crossover. Harry and Hermione change and now they are on the run. Eventually they end up in St. Louis with a mish-mash family of their own. There will be bashing! and SLASH!

15-year old Fred and George are sent on Work Experience for two weeks to the Ministry,in the hopes of them taking education more seriously.Will they embrace the opportunity or cause havoc? Read to find out...Now completed.

Follow up to Worthy - Draco and Hermione now enjoy a happy relationship with only one shadow on it, Lucius Malfoy. Undaunted, Hermione accepts the challenge of winning him, despite his excommunication by the rest of the Malfoy family. 5 chapters total.

Romilda's POV of the Ha/G kiss in the common room.

Hermione is beyond tired of Blaise constantly taking her picture. She steals his camera, and Blaise comes to strike a deal to get it back…

This is a HP/OW story, taking place during POA but drawing from the first two books and possibly leading into the fourth depending on how much it gets read. Please tell me what you think, it means a lot to me. Thanks!

The founders meet someone...unique - But perhaps that is exactly what they need, especially Salazar, who finds something he'd never hoped to find. SLASH, TIME TRAVEL, OoC

Últimamente sus encuentros no eran lo que puede definirse gratificante. Sino que todo lo contrario. Primero se conformaban con discutir y luego marcharse. Pero... ¿Este último encuentro será el comienzo de algo extraño para ambos? Lemmon! Malfoy/Zabini

Otra nueva historia para mi pareja favorita. Recuerda a Quando, Quando, Quando...mi otra historia, aunque no hace falta leerla para entender esta.Remus/Tonks.

Each chapter represents another thing that one is NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts.