Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....

AU Chapters based on NIN song The Fragile. Ginny and Sirius have a daughter. Revolves around her time at Hogwarts and her being discovered for who she really is...starts slow, but get's better, I SWEAR. My first, R&R please! GWSB, HPLL, HGRW OC!

Draco and Hermione have a fight, but instead of discussing the problem, Draco suggests the pair take a two week break. During that time, they will write each other one letter each day, talking about how they feel. But a lot can happen in two weeks...R&R

In the aftermath of THE train ride, Lily struggles with her newfound feelings for James , and how to deal with all the new drama that they have created in her life, just as James tries desperately to get over the only girl he's ever loved... DISCONTINUED.

Sequel to Their Story! Time has passed, things have changed. Hermione and Draco thought they had moved on, but now that their kids are going to school, will old wounds have a chance to be healed?

I just can't take another sorry Written from Ginny's POV set in Chamber of Secrets

OneShot based on TheOriginalHufflepuff's Xmas Competition. PostDH Harry Angst Guilt R&R? x.x

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

It's almost Christmas & Harry is being followed by his fellow students! Why? And how will he get rid of them? Funny, sweet and not quite what I expected when I started it, this story is of mistletoe and stalkers. Have fun! First in the Prompt War series.

Remus learns why you should never, never ignore Sirius Black. Fluff galore. SLASH SBRL

What if... James had a nearly identical twin sister? What if Severus had an identical twin brother? What could happen to the storyline if say... there are two new transfurr students during Lilly and James' 5th year? Please Read & Review! My first attempt

After his death, Voldemort must confront the truths he has always denied...

Just after the war, could Harry and Hermione let their friendship dissolve when the world around them somehow kept them apart? And would they struggle to turn their relationship into something more? Takes place after DH, ignores Epilogue.

James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.

An anthology of fanon abusive fanfiction. Exchange Students, Mary Sues, time turners, long lost twins, buff!Harry, h0t!Ron, sexy!Hermoine, snogging, cliches, repetetive plots, and the most evil being yet: Romantic Subplots! Parody much?

This is my version of the epilouge of Deathly Hallows with a few changes from the throughout the book. Harry goes to spend the entire summer with Hermione. Hermione has plans of not so innocent matters. SMUT ENJOY!

HG. No mistletoe or meddling friends. Just a girl, a boy, and a fireplace.

Comment un esprit aussi brillant atil pu se perdre dans le monde mystérieu de la magie noire, de la haine et du meurtre?

Aurores,Aurores d’élites,Langedeplombs,cavaliers de Lycans, Médicomages,Dragonniers,Médusiers,Frères de Griffons,Enfants de Pégase,Fauconniers…Ils sont la fierté de l’armée sorcière…

There are only so many let downs you can take. LilyJames, oneshot. [Rewritten]

When a new mysterious, night hunting sixth year arrives at Hogwarts half way through Harry's sixth year, weird things start happening and Voldemort seems to be bent on only one thing. The only question Harry has is, Does he like her or not?

When a troubled Muggle stumbles upon an ancient runes, he thinks of nothing but shelter. However, upon awakening he finds himself inside Hogwarts. Is he truly a Muggle or is there a secret in his past that leaves the Marauders in danger...

Two Muggle children investigate a haunting. Just a short little thing. Enjoy!

(SLASH!)Used and abused, Harry is ready to give up on life. His magic saves him at a friend's insistance. A few changes are made very quickly to the Wizarding World, and Harry's behind every single one of them. Powerful!Harry Creature!Harry Dark!Harry HPLV GWDM

Diese Geschichte spielt nach Buch 6 und ist mein eigenes Band 7! Ausschnitt: „NEIN!“Kerzengrade saß Harry in seinem Bett. Das grüne Licht war verschwunden nachdem er vor Entsetzten im Schlaf die Augen aufgerissen hatte...