What would happen if Hermione wasn't muggleborn and was a pureblood? Who's her father and how are her friends going to take it?

Voldemort's failed attempts to infiltrate Hogwarts. Hookers and Transvestites, Barbie dolls and action figures, Burger King crowns, stolen Lemon Drops and more stupidity than you can shake a stick at...but why exactly do we shake sticks at stuff anyway?

Wedding Bells ring as a Death Eater and a warrior of the Light are wed to end the war, and allow the ascension of the Dark Lord Voldemuffin. A jealous ex, questionable taste in men, and love potions. HPSS Satire HPHP implied

Draco Malfoy is toxic. Need I say more?

Michelle is a first year ready for an experience she hopes to never forget! Her adventures are many, but will she get more than she asks for? MWPP era THIS STORY IS NO LONGER UP TO DATE.UPDATED VERSION WILL BE AVAILABLE BY SEP. 1ST AS: FROM THE PAST.

The final moments of Remus and Tonks. DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!

Ginerva Weasley will do anything for the one she loves. Even resorting to desperate measures. Rated M to be safe. Please R&R. Flamers are welcome. Chapter Nine is up!

Well, it's another Mary Sue wreaking havoc on Hogwarts! Will Sirius escape with his dignity intact? Will James still want to date? Will Peter still be Peter? Will Remus still be an innocent boy? ON HOLD.

En una clase de Historia de la Magia Sirius manda un hechizo para comunicarse con sus amigos por telepetía, pero la puntería falla y alguien más escuchará todo lo que digan... ONESHOT y mi primera historia. Entrad porfa!

COMPLETE.Fred goes after the girl he likes but she keeps turning him down. Its never happened before! With several hair brained schemes can he get her to fall for his obnoxious ways & see he's more than just a prankster? That he's terribly irresistible to

I’ve had enough, Severus thought viciously as he watched them from across the grounds. That arrogant git Potter had his unworthy arm around her waist as they leaned against a beech tree. Rated T but I can change it if someone thinks it should be M. R&R!

Draco and Hermione are going to have a child. But suddenly Draco left her with a promise. They both know that he isn't going to carry it out.

No one messes with Sirius's hair. No one.

Albus Dumbledore kept a great secret about the 'Boy' Who Lived...Whatever could happen and how can 'he' live through with pretending? Watch as 'he' tries to keep up with the prejudices of society. AU, first year, girl!Harry, challenge from SaphirePhoenix.

Hermione Granger pours her heart into her Diary. Draco Malfoy finds his an escape. Then, they start answering back to each other. And things start to get interesting. [Not your average cliche Dramione]

ok you know how people make it like ron and ginny love each other bull crap well this is a one shot on this its was gonna be a Dg but i didnt kno if you all would like it so its just a tg for now but plezz r&R and i might do another chapter

Just a little oneshot that popped into my head about Ginny and the twins

TROC. A sixteen year old girl travels unexpectedly back through time after she goes through a terrible ordeal. What happens when she finds out that her new acquaintance is the one who later comes to murder her family? Please read!

story to Iron Maiden's Brave new world, AU and dum dum dum character death ahead.! It also skips around, so i leave it to you the readers to figure out when it happens and such.

O fim da Segunda Guerra bruxa se aproxima e a última batalha se inicia. Logo, logo, a Profecia se cumprirá e quem será que sobreviverá? Harry Potter ou Lord Voldemort? Chegou a hora de o destino decidir. Contém spoilers do 6º livro.

Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.

This is just a little Harry Ginny songfic to someday by Nickelback...mildly fluffy... WARNING: you might actually cry... it's pretty sad...

Ginny Weasley no puede superar su pasado y sus ansias de reencontrarse con Tom Ryddle la consumen hasta llegar al borde su propia locura. Presa de su propia obsesión, Ginny jamás volverá a ser quien era. Reescribiendola

A cup, a spy, a boy, a girl, and the choices that result from the interactions of some or more of these. [dracohermione]

It's the middle of the war and Harry and Draco are exchanging letters. How does a prophesy fit into it? HD slash. Rated M for future chapters.