Learning to translate...

A list of currently 46 now 130something of the cliches, predictable storylines, and the trials and tribulations the average fanfiction reader is forced to go through in HP fanfiction! Rated for swearing on my part. Genre choice is very accurate.

Que dira el corazon de Harry Potter cuando una plantita llamada muerdago este debajo de su cabeza y la de su mejor amiga? . Liberara el deseo de besar sus rojos labios? o desaprovechara la oportunidad? .. OneShot H&HR

Still working on title, but this is one of the auror lessons McGonagall gave Harry from What We are Fighting For, my other story. Today's topic The Art of Stealth.

VOLVIMOOOOSS! DESPUES DE MUCHO TIEMPO, VUELVE LA MEJOR Y MAS DISPARATADA HISTORIA SOBRE EL AMOR ENTRE DOS FAMILIAS RIVALES, PROTAGONIZADA POR LOS MERODEADORES! SIGAN LEYENDO Y DEJENNOS REVIEWS PORFAVOR! ROMEO & JULIETA EN HOGWARTS!

It ain't roses being his daughter. Talk about life being hell. You think you have it rough? I'm pretty sure I can take what you have twice over and wouldn't shed a single tear. Try have Voldemort as a father and then you can talk.

O que aconteceria se Harry Potter voltasse para os braços de Gina Weasley, após a guerra... como amigo?

Post War DHr After the war, Hermione is blind and struggles to find her way in the world. Battling depression to find comfort in the new world, Hermione only finds one person who really can bring her to the light.

POSTHBP HG RHr. Following the events Harry Potter is focused and determined to fulfill a destiny that only he can fulfill. Simple isn't it? Track down and destroy piece by piece the Darkest Wizard to ever live. If only things were that simple for Harry.

Chris is an orphan, but she's been living with a great family for years. But when she turns 11 a weird letter appears, and she's forced to think about her true parentage...

Too many men in my life...they just cause problems! He was programmed to hate me from birth, and I quickly learned to feel the same about him, but people change right? DracoHermione twoshot. COMPLETE! and a good read!

Twelve year old Remus has heard a noise and can’t sleep. He asks his best friend Sirius for help.

Une lettre, une ville, un collier et une bague… Mais qui est la personne qui lui laisse toutes ces choses… et quand Harry vatil finalement savoir pourquoi son Coeur bat si fort lorsqu’il le voit… Amitiés, mystères et amour... Suspendue. Désolée

Bien de aqui escribira más capitulos espero subirlos para terminar estecuento de todasmanerasvayana mi blog que lo actualizó diiariamente

WARNING: contains bad spelling and horrible grammer. This is my perverbial foot in the preverbial door. This is to show that I did start to write this story before the last Harry Potter book has come out. It is a first draft. HGSS, mystery.

Harry gets a pleasant surprise after working for a few days straight. HHr. Oneshot. Fluffish.

In a wild act of desperation Ginny agrees to marry Malfoy in order to protect Harry and her family. GWDM

Ron and Hermione's first date begins as one of the most awkward moments either has ever experienced. Inspired from a comment about just how awkward they might be trying to go outon a date. Became more of a story than slap stick comedy : RR!

What would have happened if Harry and the others had played hardball with the Death Eaters?

Lupin doesn't know which is worse Sitting through it or having to teach it.

It's Tonks' birthday and all she wants is one thing from Remus. Well, one thing he won't give her and another thing. She's doing all she can to get him to give it to her too.

When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]

We plan, we hope, we dream. Then things go differently. How do you accept different?

¿Qué pasa cuando tienes un encuentro en un baño abandonado con la persona que mas detestas y los sentimientos se encuentran a flor de piel?... Llorar es para débiles, no para sangres pura... DM x HG. Oneshoot

Harry was tricked into going itno the future and finds it is not what he expected. Evil Harry. HPGW HGRW abandoned