Dumbledore has managed to get himself into a bit of a sticky situation. To make matters worse, a dormouse is rapidly eating all of his lemon drops, something that does not please him.

Just what the title says. HBP spoilers. Deranged author therefore a deranged story, enjoy!

Settling back after a stint abroad, Hermione cannot seem to escape the events that transpired before she left. OneShot

Voldemort opens his door to find... A GIRL SCOUT! Why is she there? One shot.

In Snape's secret dungeon, Harry's search for Horcruxes unearths an imprisoned Draco instead. They return to Hogwarts to find it sacked, Ron and Hermione's bloated corpses on display. As the world disintegrates, they have only each other. Explicit sex.

Written for the Portkey 7 'fore 7 challenge, theme 1. James finds and interesting... article in the common room, only he has no idea what it is. Lucky for him, everyone seems willing to help.

Ron and Hermione are experiencing intense first love as their adult lives begin…but a few large twists and turns might have this couple mature faster then they could ever hope for. T for some sex.

A sequal t oHarry Potter and the Emails of love. R&R both, please! oneshot.

MWPP era. From surprise siblings, to government cover ups, to weapons of mass destruction, to reluctant love, to cold blooded murder, and beyond. Happiness & heartache until the last laugh... From Marauder graduation to 1st Harry Potter book. FINISHED

Harry, Ron, Hermione y Ginny ya son adultos con hijos que han decidido hacer sus propios caminos... pero sera facil para la menor de Ron y Hermione lograr alcanzar sus sueños.

After a rough day of teaching, Minerva just needs to relax. Perhaps her tiredness is the reason she allowed Rolanda Hooch to talk her into more trouble.. ADMM.

Your presence is request to the wedding of Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. RR Sequel to An Engagment to Remember.

Years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione's gotten her life back in order. No more magic, no more Voldemort. But when she gets dragged back in all over again, she'll be forced to relive the moments she desperately wanted to forget.

The war is over and Voldemort is finally gone. It broke more than hearts. It broke boys. And Ron doesn't think it was worth it.

Even Severus was loved.

DracoHermione Draco and Hermione have known and hated eachother since first year at Hogwarts...right? Then why does Hermione get the feeling that she's seen...and maybe even loved...him other than at this school of magic? Rating may change for language.

Harry and Ron have shared a lot of kisses over the years and they counted every single one. Up until the time it actually means something.

this is a poem thingy but i cant do it like that

They're one horcrux away from the end and they're both scared. They find comfort in each other, even if first kisses aren't the best kind.

Severus is given a "gift" by Voldemort. What will he do when the gift turns out to be a woman who knows more about him the even he does? Will he help her with her quest or will he be lost forever?

It's not that Remus can't get over him. It's that he doesn't want to. Tonks thinks that one night will get it out of his system. But that's before she realises what it's really about.

[ONESHOT] She says she goes everywhere repeating those words to bring me back to her: Eyes of a blue dog.

Harry is in dire need of a life, so he takes a teaching job at the Salem Institute in the hopes of finding one. HD slash.

Oneshot. What happened to Sirius Black behind the Veil? Those who do not die, fade away.

Malfoy just looks at the enigma that is the hug.