Think the title pretty much sums it up. Makes fun of everything, from Mary Sues to Crack fics. Please don't take offense, flames are welcome!

Response to a challenge: Hedwig is poisoned, while at the Dursleys. Running to Hogwarts for help, the first person Harry bumps into is Snape. Now what?

Hermione Granger, élève studieuse est en 6 ème année refoule trop ses sentiments. Mais Ginny va s’en charger…

A pointless frivolous oneshot about how Harry Potter should finish.

[RambleRant]This this a list of things that I particularly dislike about Steven Kloves. And for people that don't know who he is, he's the script writer for Harry Potter.

¿Una mentira podrá salvarla?..Pero a pesar de ello, el amor verdadero es lo más importante y el sacrificio de este vence todos los males, inclusive el más terrible de ellos..One shot, R&R

Everyone needs somebody to love. Hermione just defines 'love' differently when it comes to one Draco Malfoy. Lemony oneshot.

Petite Oneshot sur paring OliMarcus.

Can't I have anything to myself, Ron thought, he comes along and just ruins everything for me...What does Ron really think of Harry

Mestizo de sangre, una maldición alteró su destino. Nuevas alianzas se forjarán el único que puede vencer al Señor Oscuro, con la serpiente se unirá, y juntos mirarán hacia el futuro, para que la historia no se repita una vez, y otra, y otra...

The third story in my Memory Series. I suggest that you read Memories Returned and Summer Days before venturing this story. Alexandra and Severus prepare for their wedding. R&R

James and Lily break up. Will anything be able to bring them back together? Full Summary inside. Oneshot rated for a little language.

This may be common...but mine is different...something worse then the dark lord is coming to the halls of hogwarts this year....something.......AMERICAN! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA read if you would like only teaser is up....I will update if my people ask it of me

Through Draco's direction, Hary discovers a world layered above his own where Sirius is waiting for him. Can Harry find a way to bring Sirius and himself back to the real world? 7th Year DMHP RLSB. Rated M for Slash and Language.

Minerva finds her fiancé in the arms of another woman. After the confrontation, she finds solace in the friendship of a colleague. What should have been an end turns into the beginning of a nightmare when the man she thought she loved turns to revenge.

3RD CHAPTER WAS WRONG B4 SO REREAD side pairings mentioned once in a while: HG DH The War is over and celebrations are in every corner. One special wedding of one Tonks and Remus Lupin is coming! What happens when 2 pranksters we all know and love r bak

Lily leads a double life. During the day, she is village girl Lily Evans. At night, she becomes the legendary heroine, the Masked Maiden. LilyJames.

This was my 1st fanfic. from summer of 04'. its a comedy where Harry, Ron and Hermione try to stop Voldemort, and try not to get stuck in the Marauders time period, all while they're in school. I also play on some stuff from the 3rd book and movie.

Draco tries to seduce Hermione but finds a Weasley is in his way.

Hermione is plump and boring until Harry leaves her for a blonde bimbo. in a desperate bid to get him back, she transforms herself completely. but what happens when the plan backfires and she starts falling for the hogwarts bad guy?

It is Draco's third year of Hogwarts, his only escape from his father… or so he thinks. Can Dumbledore help him? What's Hermione's role in this?Possible romance ahead. Rated K for child abuse and violence. PLEASE REVIEW!

There's a new mirror at Hogwarts one that tells you your soul mate! But is Harry Potter ready for this? And who will he have to battle before the end? FIND OUT.

When things aren't going so well for two of Hogwart's cutest couples, where will it end up? HermioneRon, DracoPansy, DracoHermione

Six years after Hermione's Seventh Year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, but Dumbledore is not. Enjoy. HGDM.

The worst is yet to come. Harry's plans for seventh year unravel with the advent of an Important Discovery, as well as an unforeseen friendship with a trio of Muggles. When they're targeted by Voldemort, can Harry save them without sacrificing his cause?