ok, i have no idea if this is allowed of not, but, well, these are a bunch of ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS OneShot fanfics by various authors... If any of ya have any problems, message me and It's gone. so, these are THE HILARIOUSEST! if you want ur fic up here,

A short character study of Myrtle.

O que aconteciria se te revoltasses com a vida a ponto de fugir de tudo e de tds?E, depois de td, descubrires k tens o teu pior inimigo como vizinho para o k seriam as ferias de sonho?DG....leiam plz...

Hermione comprende por fin que Draco Malfoy es útil.

The original story but using all of J.K's characters. So if you love the original you'll love this!

Ginny discovers someone in her bed who is not actually supposed to be in there. D/G.

Back in 1985, the Dark Lord was still in power and the Death Eaters were searching out good witches and wizards. One of the most promising young members was Aeneas Strosslink...

Cap. 13 POR FIN! UP! rr please? Por la sangre de todos los dragones, que nadie me haya visto ! Suplicó fervientemente mientras se preparaba para abrir los ojos. A partir de ese instante, los desastres se sucedieron uno después del otro.

It started out as a single look.No one saw it. It could've very well not happened. But the owners of those gazes couldn't deny it.xSLASH DracoHarry x

When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!

What do you do when you...break? There's no one to blame but you blame everyone anyway. He never meant to leave you. You scream anyway. ximplied RonHarry slash x

Wie sieht wohl ein Tag des Tränkemeisters von Hogwarts aus? Müßt ihr schon selbst lesen. Gesagt sei nur, so ein Tag kann sehr, sehr lang werden :

Harry leaves for America in the summer before his sixth year and returns five years later to fight Voldemort. What did he learn? What happend to his friends? Where are his glasses? Read and find out. Rated M for later chapters. R&R.

Come morning, we might know what to do. Come morning, we'll be able to see things through. Come morning, everything will be what its meant to be. Let our hearts rise with the sun, don't deny whats between you and me.xSLASH DracoHarry x

Really, where is the harm in asking?

Sometimes the wait is the hardest part.

Denial only went so far. ximplied RonHarry slash x

She used to ask what she would do if her life became the hell of her darkest dreams. Now she knows, for the war had been lost. Ginny Weasley has lived the horror of this hell long enough. Now it's time for revenge. AU One Shot

It is only the ones you love most who rip your heart out xSLASH HarryDraco x

Oneshot. What do you do on a saturday night, once you've taken over the world? Two couples attempt to figure this out. Theodore Nott, Luna Lovegood, Rabastan Lestrange and Orla Quirke star.

Two very different people, both suffering from loses, find love in each other. Not your average fic but very moving. Songfic. DG.

Complete Short Story A view at events in Hermione and Severus's relationship and the ultimate ending to it. Bit angsty, bit fluffy..enjoy

Sent to the past after Dumbledore drops him off at the Dursleys, Harry grows up with his father as his twin brother. Not particularly kind to Dumbledore, just a warning. Possible slash in the far off future. Slashophobes beware.

A montage — random excerpts of Ron's thoughts over seven years. [oneshot, rated for language, rhr, written before dh]

‘It was midnight and the dark halls of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry was silent until a slimy haired man ‘patrolling the halls’ started to sing…’