The unofficial, zany sequel to B Bennett's Chainsmoking Harry.

Draco's girlfriend is pregnant in their 5th year. I like to update and I know the first part is short but a new nice long chpt will be up tomarrow.

Hermione goes and visits some one's grave. ORDER OF THE PHEONIX SPOILERS...Please R&R!

Two months later the rain still falls and Remus still mourns. *spoilers*

Sometimes it's love that makes you need to leave

Draco atrae a Hermione pero este ama a Potter?? Hermione se convierte en asesina?

**Based on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix** Mild slash!

Cuteness. (Fifth in the Best Laid Plans universe, Harry/Draco)

The very beginning. (Fourth in the Best Laid Plans universe, pre-Harry/Draco)

NO SLASH!!! NO ROMANCE!!!!!! A one-shot look at how Draco and Harry finally put the past behind them. R&R

Domesticity with Ron and Snape. (Third in the Best Laid Plans universe, Snape/Ron)

OOTP SPOILERS: read the book first, I'm warning you! Short little beginning of Sirius Black's future

A Voice that only Draco can hear. But why can no one else hear its beauty? And why does it know so much about him? And why does it sing of its pain? And most of all, why is he so attracted to it? R+R! PLZ! Ill love you forever if you do!

Why do you think Percy would act the way he did? Spoilers for OotP

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, and he finds out he may not be the only Potter, and what's Voldemort planning? When will he strike across the wizarding world? R/R please. ----SOME SPOILERS!!---- PG for some swearing and violence. rating may

Twelve years and eighteen months and there isn't all that much to say anymore. (post GoF, Sirius/Remus)

a song fic (lyrics from evanenesence *I don't own them either!*) R/R if ya want

**OotP spoilers within** Some of us cope with loss better than others. Then there are some who refuse to even acknowledge the loss at all. A Severus Snape short.

Alright, the rating will go up sooner or later. This is a story set after Oop, in Severus Snape's point of veiw, as he gets deeper into the war.

*OoPt Spoiler* In a turn of events, Sirius finds out about Harry’s misled journey to the Department of Mysteries much sooner. How will this affect the outcome of the fight between You-Know-Who and the Order?

Remus POV poem after OotP. Spoilers, obviously. R/S

Ron is finding little sweets hidden in random places, and they all have little pink ribbons tied around them. Who are they from? *R/L*

harry was sorted into slytherine and hermione into gryffindor, never giving the other much thought other than pure loathing. now in there 6th year at hogwarts, their paths are bound to cross, and they may be getting in deeper than they thought.

Songfic. Draco feels guilty about leaving Harry alone on Christmas. So...he drives all night. H/D slash.

This is a following of Fred and George after they leave Hogwarts. *order of the phoneix* R&R Please!!!