A parody of "You are old, Father William" from Alice in Wonderland. Snarry, SS/HP slash.

Claire is new at Hogwarts, and instantly catches the eye of bad-boy Draco... But is he really that bad?

Introducing... James Potter &... Sarah Bones! Huh? No Lily Evans? Nope... not yet, anyway... J & S have been famous together 4 years; then an accident occurs, & they break up. J finally realizes that L has always been é 1 4 him. R&R!

"Before the dawn of a new peace: innocence shall emerge from the forest to aid in the battle between good and evil. Gifted in many ways, recognized by few, evil will be destroyed by one with a good heart." A first year AU fic.

In Their 5th Year, Harry, Ron and Hermione Find Out Secrets About Eachother, the School, Severus Snape, A Ravenclaw Girl, and More. Secrets They Never Knew.

Hermione needs help breaking in to Snape's private stores. . . she get's more that a little bottle of what she needed though

somehow, draco malfoy has fallen in love with the girl he had hated most - hermoine granger. however, things get messy as pansy parkinson's jealousy gets the better of her.

Complete - Chp. 26 up! For anyone who likes Snape, misfiring potions, Sirius, rock music, Ginny, stone circles, Neville, flying vehicles, Ron, belligerent chess figures, Lupin, evil plots etc. Proper summary inside. Beta-read by Hibiscus!!! Please R & R!!

Harry thinks about what he thought he knew, but now he's starting to question it.

Ron/Draco... It started with a kiss. Then another. Then another. And well, you get the point.

Blaise is the quiet Slytherin that no one ever took the time to get to know. Now, because of her extremely high grades- even higher that Hermione's- she is head girl, along with Harry as head boy. . . Will love bloom in this unexpected matchup?

It started as a simple game of truth or dare. but mix in murder, disappearances, and jealous rage...its anything but a "fun" night

Even the strongest people can only take so much punishment, what happens when the hero takes the easy way out? or does he?

James is the reject, Lily's the popular one. Can he change her? R for Language.

[One Shot] Falling in love is like falling in a lake. Hermione knows this for fact.

You know that test that Lockhart gave in the 2nd book? Well, here it is!! Chapter 4 is up!!!

Draco meets girl in Diagon Alley and falls truly in love with her....she does the same...will these two love birds fall for each other?

Sex. Lot's of it with Ginger... I mean, Hermione.

When her husband died, pregnant Aubrey Powell ran away. Now, eleven years later, Lavender Brown has gotten her letter for Hogwarts, and Aubrey must reenter the wizarding world. Can the family stay together, even as others try to pull them apart?

Harry suspects that his fifth year is going to be like all others untile a day in diagon alley where he meets a young American transfer, that just happens to be the son of the most hated teacher at Hogwarts.......

Chapter two is up, and we find out what's going on in Ron and Hermione's world. Ron is very confused by Draco's behavior. We find out that Hermione wants Harry, but his infamous and well-earned reputation of the Ladies Man bothers her to no end.

Hermione's a criminal on a bad streak. What happens when a girl she absolutely hates takes her man, and her dignity. Well, Hermione isn't feeling happy, so if you get on her bad side, be expecting the worst.

Tessas at Hogwarts and obsessed with Harry-like“shrine-in-the-closet”obsessed.Ironically everyone BUT Harry seems to have a*little*crush on her.With all this will Harry start to*see*Hermione?If so(duh!)will their love last with Tessa there? r+r. *Ch2

Harry comes out of jail to live with Ron and Draco.. This all takes place in Harry's thirties, as mentioned in the intro.(If it doesn't list chapters when you read the intro.. just come back later, it's FFN, the fic has been written out)

I'm a first-time author, so be gentle! This story is a parody! It is NOT meant to be taken Seriously! Harry loses his virginity!