This has been done so many times, It's not even funny! But I had to have a go! So, flame, review anything! Just please review! I just hope this will be a little funny!

Hogwarts has started a school newspaper, Dumbledore does the Hokey-Pokey, and a murder takes place... Challenge fic for METMA! REAR!

Ok Dumbeledore makes a deal with Microsoft, and Ginny has some problems with her leg plz r/r!

Snape finally meets someone who refuses to take him seriously

Originally a Challenge fic, I've decided to turn this into an entire series. Lucky you guys! *grins*

Part of the Lover's Quartet. "Black Gesso" A very young Remus Lupin faces the terror that changed his life forever. Through his saviors, he meets a very interesting person indeed, one who will initiate a more subtle change than the wolf. Slash warning

um... this is our first fanfic/songfic so don't blame us if it's really really lame. please R/R!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! even if it really sucks

A parody of Fox's Anastasia, with the HP characters ^_^ D/H; St/K slashie :)

Ron and Hermione when Hermione wakes up from being Petrified in the Chamber of Secrets. Warning, pure fluff ahead.

Sometimes, no matter how much you don't want them to, even little princesses must grow up... and their older brothers must come to grips with that fact also. Absolut Draco/Ginny. (yes, that was an intentional spelling.)

Ron writes a love letter....

Ron likes Hermione and has done ever since they battled a Troll together.... but will his romantic intenions move steadly towards Draco, who seems to be deterined to win Ron's heart; whatever the consequences........

Complete! The story of Snape and Voldemorts daughter, Vexus. Covers her life from birth to adulthood and her relationship with Severus Snape. Moves forward to the Bk 5 timeframe. Voldemort is after Harry again and has a the perfect spy. plz R&R

A cruel ice king in an ice castle with an undeniable loneliness, destined to live alone and die alone .... A romance that would never die, in a world that would never bend its perceptions...

The Malfoys aren't the only family for whom being pureblood is an issue. The mediwizards receive an urgent callout one summers morning in 1992.

Hermione's parents are killed. She feels alone, but one of her friends may understand what she's going through better than she thinks... CHAP 3 UP!

Harry Potter 5th year fic. The Dursleys get a surprise. Title explained in later chapters, rating PG-13 for later chapters with mild language.

**Story Completed** (Yes, I know it's not the holidays anymore, but you know you want to know what happened!) Enjoy!

Harry Potter and his friends are entering thier fifth year, and they make friends with a first year on the way to Hogwarts. The boy is quiet and polite, and Malfoy picks on him as a mudblood, so why is he put into Slytherin?

My first pic that I let anyone else read....ever....it's about A girl who misses Sirus after he's been in Prisin for a while and she is remembering how they met and other happy times they had. Please r&r

After Hogwarts, Remus leaves for Paris to begin a secret assignment for the Ministry, but Sirius doesn't want him go. Remus/Sirius slash. Please R/R!

Except for the Dursleys, Harry has no living blood relations. Right? Well, it WAS right...

A look into the un-finer aspects of a few famous Harry Potter couples.

The truth about Hermione taking notes!! Check it out!!

rating might go up later due to violence and gore. it's Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, lot's of things are new to him, and many great things happen, but he seems to be missing something. Perhaps something down farther than he can reach? Romance to evol