Sorry for keeping you all waiting again. Here's the final chapter at last!
At the Acme Factory...
Judge Doom was descending down from some sort of lift as Fruitcake and Floozy search Eddie for the will, while Wench and Bimbo are breaking down the brick wall with pickaxes while wearing prospector hats, and Battleaxe points her gun at Jessie.
"We've searched Valiant, boss! The will ain't on 'im!" Battleaxe informed Doom.
"Then search the other!" Doom demanded, pointing his cane towards Jessie.
"I'll handle this one." Floozy stated after pushing Fruitcake out of her way. She walked up to Jessie with lust in her eyes while licking her lips, pulls open his waistcoat and blouse, revealing his toned chest, then she removed the long glove from her left arm and puts her bare hand inside his pants. Jessie doesn't seem bothered by this indignity, only because...
CHOMP!
Floozy had her hand caught by a large toon bear trap that was hidden inside Jessie's pants. She starts screaming and cursing in Puerto Rican, while the other weasels laugh at her injury.
"Now that's a dick move." Eddie quipped to a smirking Jessie. Eddie wished he had one of his own when he had to deal with Lena Hyena back in Toontown. Jessie himself learned this trick from Rosie.
Floozy continues shrieking in pain until Doom hit her with his cane to shut her up, sending her flying into boxes of fake eyeballs. This made the other weasels laugh more until Doom's glare caused them to cease.
"Do they have the will or not?!" Doom asked.
"Nah, just some sappy love letter." Battleaxe said. Fruitcake has Rosie's letter in her long-sleeved hand, Eddie tried to grab it.
"No matter, I doubt the will isn't going to show up in the next 15 minutes anyway." Doom stated.
"What happens in the next 15 minutes?" Eddie asked, taking back the letter and then puts it back in his coat.
"Toontown will be legally mine. Locked, stocked, and barreled."
Back outside the Toontown tunnel, Benny woke up to the sound of an approaching car. He turns his head to see Rosie driving Eddie's car, which is completely totaled. She then noticed Benny crashed into the lamppost.
"Benny, is that you?" Rosie asked worriedly, standing on her seat.
"No, it's Shirley Temple!" Benny said as he stands on his own two back tires. He screams in pain as he takes each step, due to his tires having touched the Dip.
"Jumpin' Jeepers, what happened?"
"Doom grabbed your husband and Valiant and took 'em to the Acme Factory."
"The Acme Factory?" Rosie remembered sitting outside of it the other night when she thought Jessie cheated on her. "I know where that is, get in!"
"Move over, Rosie. You've done enough drivin' for one night." Benny said, pushing Rosie towards the passenger seat and takes the wheel. Even turning on his own headlights along with Eddie's car.
"Gee, boss, Toontown right on the other side of the wall." Bimbo told Doom.
"You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtains on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I'm retiring to take new role in the private sector." Doom explained, while walking towards a mysterious large object that was hidden underneath a large green tarp.
"That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries by any chance, would it?" Eddie asked.
"Eh-eh." Battleaxe shakes her head.
Doom turns his head towards Eddie and Jessie. "You're looking at the sole stockholder."
Benny and Rosie made it to the factory. Benny pulls up in front of the building. Rosie then grabs Eddie's real-life gun which was placed in the glove compartment.
"Benny, you go to the cops, I'm gonna to save my husband." Rosie tells Benny, while shaking the gun with her hands in fear.
"Be careful with that gun!" Benny said as he backed away from the gun pointed at him. Rosie then got out of the car, and Benny closed the door for her. "This ai't no cartoon, you know!" Then he drives to the police station. "This is no way to make a living."
Rosie decided to sneak inside through the ground-level window. She tries to pull it open, but it wouldn't budge. "Wouldn't ya know? Locked." She said as she leans on the window, which suddenly flipped open and Rosie slide into a restroom, into a flushing toilet.
Doom stands in front of the large object and dropped a silver tray in front of it. He then pulled open the green tarp a little bit to reveal what looked like a triangular nozzle with a faucet. "Can you guess what this is?" he asked as he turned on the faucet. A hissing came from the nozzle as familiar green liquid poured in the tray.
Jessie's eyes slowly widened when he realize the answer. "Oh... god... it's DIIIIIIIIIIP!" Jessie screamed in absolute fear.
"That's right, sonny! Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth!" Doom pulled the cord attached to the tarp to reveal his horrifying contraption. It appears to be a giant truck with a big barrel of constantly-stirring Dip on the back, and it has a big water cannon at the front on top. "Vehicle of my own design. Five-thousand gallons of heated Dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes."
"And you think no one will notice Toontown disappeared?!" Jessie exclaimed, while placing his hands on his hips.
"Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when you're driving by at 75 miles an hour?"
"What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown!"
"Not yet!" Doom walks towards them, nearly slipped on the scattered fake eyeballs. "Several months ago, I had the good providence to stumble upon this plan of the city council's, a construction plan of epic proportions. They are calling it: a freeway."
"Freeway? What the hell's a freeway?" Eddie asked.
"Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast." Doom explained. "Traffic jams will be a thing of the past."
"So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway?!" A confused Eddie asked. "I don't get it."
"Of course not, you lack vision." Doom said, unconcern about the lives he's stolen. "I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day, all night! Soon, where Toontown once stood, will be a string of gas stations; inexpensive motels; restaurants that serve rapidly-prepared food; tire salons; automobile dealerships; and wonderful, WONDERFUL billboards reaching as FAR as the eye can see!" Doom takes a moment for it to all sink in. "My god... it'll be beautiful."
"Come on! Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickel." Eddie said, making a fair point.
"Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I can dismantle it."
Everyone suddenly hears a rumbling echo throughout the warehouse. "What the-?" Battleaxe said.
The rumbling is slowly getting louder and seems to be coming from underneath them. All of the sudden, the manhole cover the green fatale weasel was standing on shot into the air. The she-weasel was thrown high into the air, followed by Rosie, with both screaming their lungs out.
"Ay, caramba!" Floozy exclaimed, as she grabbed onto a large netting of bricks hanging from the ceiling.
Rosie falls back down and lands on her feet, and then quickly pulls out her gun. "Okay, nobody move!" The rabbit commanded as she waves her gun in a threatening manner. "Alright you she-weasels, grab some sky, or I let the judge have it!" She gestured the gun to Judge Doom, ensuring the other weasels to back off. "You heard me, drop it!" The weasels did what she said and dropped their weapons.
"Rosie, darling!" Jessie exclaimed, happy to see his wife again.
"Yes, it's me, my dear." Rosie made a ballerina hop towards Jessie. "I'd love to embrace you, but FIRST I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage!"
Jessie is impressed with Rosie's courage as she points her gun at the approaching weasel. He always knew she had it in him.
"Put the gun down, you buck-toothed trollop!" Doom said through gritted teeth.
"That's it, Doom! One more word out of you and I'll pump you full of lead!" Rosie made the fuming judge to back away a few steps with her gun. "You really thought you could get away with this, didn't ya? Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid! We demand justice! Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks!" Just then, ironically enough, a ton of bricks fall onto the toon rabbit. The weasels laughed at her.
The femme weasel cackled from above as she hung from the recently-cut rope that held the netting up.
"Rosie!" Jessie gasped as he rushed to his injured wife. Her head pop out of the pile of bricks, with stars spinning around her head. Jessie put his hands on her wife's head. "Rosie, say something!"
"Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul." This made Eddie roll his eyes, "Oh, now you got them?" he thought, recall seeing her having a hard time getting them.
"Tie the lovebirds together." Doom ordered.
Wench and Floozy grab Jessie's arms. "Let go of me!" he yelled as he struggles from their grip, but they manage to tie his wrists together behind his back. Along with Bimbo, the three then wrestled Rosie and Jessie into a rope and onto a crane hook.
"Put them up on that hook! Use the escape-proof toon rope!"
They wrap said rope around Jessie and Rosie together.
"Time to kill the rab-bit!" Fruitcake giggled evilly as she climbed up to the hose of the Dip machine.
"Oh Rosie, you were magnificent!" Jessie cooed.
"Was I, really?" Rosie asked with a small smile.
"You could give Goofy a run for his money." Jessie said.
Floozy took the driver's seat and starts revving up Doom's Dip machine, causing its engine to rumble like thunder.
"Rosie, darling, I just want you to know that I love you. I've loved you more than anyone can ever love a rabbit." Jessie confessed, sensing that he might not get another chance. Rosie is touched by his words.
Doom walked up to Eddie. "It's over, Mr. Valiant." He begins to walk off, ecstatic that his plan has come to fruition. But his celebratory feeling was ruined when he started slipping on the eyeballs and falls down. The weasels laugh at their boss' misfortune.
Eddie took advantage of their distraction by slowly walking up behind the she-weasel gangster.
"Look out, you fools!" Doom screamed as he caught noticed Valiant. The weasel turned around and pressed her gun in Eddie's chest. "Not... so... fast."
"One of these days, you trollops are going to laugh yourselves to death!" Doom exclaimed as he begins to get up to his feet, and for some reason, covers his right eye. A lightbulb suddenly clicked in Eddie's head.
"Shall I repose of him right now, boss?" Battleaxe asked her boss.
"Let him watch his toon friends get Dipped, then shoot him." Doom said. Then he walks out of sight, still covering his eye.
"With pleasure." Battleaxe said, as she and the other weasels cackled.
"Everything's funny to you, ain't it, little miss needle-nose?" Eddie stated.
"You gotta problem with that, Valiant?" Battleaxe asked threateningly, making him step back towards a large musical prop behind him.
"No. I just, uh, want you to know somethin' about the gal you're gonna Dip!" Eddie pushed a lever and picked one of the musical choices. "Merry-Go-Round-Broke-Down" blasted from the prop, catching everyone presently in the warehouse their attention.
Everyone watched with wide eyes as Eddie Valiant, the man with a strong dislike of toons, began to sing and dance.
Eddie: Now Rosie is her name
Laughter is her game
Come on you dope
Untie her rope
And watch her go insane
He skipped over to a broom and stepped on its end, causing the handle to whack him in the head. He did it again, this time tumbling across the room towards Battleaxe, who laughed at Eddie's antics. The other weasels laughed as well. Then Eddie backflipped to a box of props.
"He's lost his mind." Jessie tells Rosie.
"I don't think so!" Rosie said with a smile.
Eddie grabbed three ball weights from the box and pranced into the center of the room beneath Rosie and Jessie.
This singin' ain't my line
It's tough to make a rhyme
If I get stuck...
I-I'm outta luck, and-
"I'm running outta time!" Jessie finished for him.
"Thanks, pal!" Eddie nodded. Then he starts juggling the balls, but didn't catch them as each fall on his head.
Then he slipped on a banana peel and fell into a large stack of boxes.
The laughter of the weasels increased as they're going insane by the acts.
Eddie hopped out of the pile of boxes on a pogo stick and bounced around. He makes one huge bounce which sends him headfirst into a dangling light, promtply electrocuting him.
The first to "die laughing" was the most girly pink-wearing weasel. Next was the smoking flapper - but with the amount of nicotine in her body, perhaps it was inevitable, even for a toon.
"Hey, Eddie, keep it up! You're killin' 'em! You're slayin' 'em! You're knockin' 'em dead!" Rosie cheered.
When the smoking she-weasel fell dead, she made the ladder she climbed on to fall to the floor. Inadvertently loosen a rope that was holding up something, but fell on a crate full of bowling bowls. Sending them all flying, with one turning on a conveyor belt with vases.
This is a pain in my tushy
I'm getting really pushy
Without that gun
I'd have some fun
I'd kick you in the-
One of the vases fell from the conveyor belt above Eddie and smashed against his head.
"Nose!" Rosie finished, but left the gangster she-weasel confused. "Nose? That don't rhyme with pushy!"
"No!" Eddie stated, after getting up. "But this does." He kicked her right between the legs, sending her flying into the pool of Dip on the machine. While a man shouldn't do that to a lady, Rosie and Jessie makes an exception. Despite the last two weasels wincing in pain, they can't help but laugh at their lady boss' amusing death. And glad it wasn't them.
The next one to die was Floozy, who dropped out of the driver's seat. With her foot out of the pedal, the machine began to roll forward towards the wall facing Toontown.
Fruitcake continued laughing manically, accidentally flicked the switch on for the pressurized Dip cannon to begin firing.
"Oh my goodness!" Rosie yelled, as she tries to move away from the approaching spraying Dip. The laughing Fruitcake nearly fell out of her station, but grabbed the switch, causing the cannon to fire away from the tied Toons. "Jeepers, that was close!"
The crazy weasel immediately meets her hand as she fell into one of the wheels and got flattened. Her ghost floats up near the cannon and turns back the switch to fire at the toons again. "Bye-bye." Fruitcake giggled sinisterly.
"Eddie, hurry! It's coming back!" Rosie yelled.
Eddie climbed up to the machine and slowly crawled towards the pressurized cannon. Unaware that Judge Doom is watching him from the ascending lift.
"This is it!" Rosie yelled, covering her eyes with her ears as the Dip comes closer. Luckily, Eddie manage to reach the switch and moves the Dip away from the toons. "It isn't!" Rosie exclaimed.
Suddenly Judge Doom swings towards Eddie and kicked him off the Dip machine, while also flicked the switch back towards the tied-up toon couple.
Doom then pulls a hidden sword from his cane and advances towards Eddie with it. The detective quickly finds a box that says sword, so he grabs it and prepares to duel when the sword starts singing.
Singing Sword: Wicked witchcraft
And although
I know it's strictly tabooooooooo
When-
Eddie throws the singing sword away as an amused Doom once again advances towards him with his non-toon sword. He takes out a giant toon magnet from one of the crates and uses it to pull the sword from Doom's hand. Despite Doom struggling against the magnetic pull, it was able to grab hold of his sword. However, Doom used that to his advantage to charge towards Eddie. He pulled the magnet away to stop Doom, but accidentally pulled an iron barrel from behind, tapping the detective between them.
Doom puts his sword back inside his cane. "Don't move."
The machine and the Dip spraying from the cannon inches towards the toon couple.
Eddie struggles to pull the magnet off of him when saw a large steam roller coming towards him, with Doom at the wheel. Eddie frantically tries to budge out of the magnet, but then his eyes landed on a stack of the 'Portable Hole' boxes that one of the cops played with at the crime scene yesterday. He stretches one of his legs towards the stack to knock it down so he could reach one box. He then quickly opens it and slams the hole trick onto the magnet. He then climbs onto the steam roller as it gotten closer, and kicks Doom right in the face, knocking him off the steam roller.
Eddie jumps to the floor and put up his fist as Doom got back on his feet. The judge simply sidestepped Eddie and swing him to the floor. The detective was surprised by Doom's quickness.
Doom got distracted by the steamroller knocking over some boxes. Among the content was the mallet the inspector used to tease Eddie. Eddie quickly grabbed a large tub of superglue and tried to hit Doom with it, but he whipped around and caught it.
Eddie used the tub to block Doom's punch. After shaking it off his hand, Doom tries to punch him again, only for Eddie to move away and Doom ends up having his hand stuck on the front wheel of the steamroller. Doom tries to pull his hand off, and accidentally stepped on the super glue leaking from the hole he punched on the tub. He put his feet on the wheel to help him pull his hand free, only to have his shoe stuck as well.
Seeing that Doom's occupied, Eddie ran to save Rosie and Jessie as the Dip is getting closer towards them.
"No!" Jessie gasped. "Oh, no!"
"Come on, Eddie! Quit playin' around!"
"Help!" Jessie yelled.
"P-P-Please!" Eddie got into the driver's seat and turned off the engine. "Just so you know, I wasn't worried at all." Rosie claimed.
"Oh Rosie." Jessie said.
The three turned towards a scream and to their horror, saw Doom getting crushed by the steamroller. First his right foot that got stuck to it by the super glue, then his entire legs, up to his chest, and finally his head. They looked away as Doom is crushed to death.
Or so they thought...
"Hey look!" Rosie screamed as she pointed with her ear. Everyone watched in shock as Doom's flattened body sprung to life and struggled to balance himself.
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!" Eddie exclaimed, getting Doom's attention as he turned his paper-thin body at him.
"Surprised?!" Doom asked in an amusingly high voice.
"Not really." Eddie deadpanned. "That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon."
"Not just any toon!" Doom said with a smug as he waddled to a helium tank. He starts pumping himself with hair, slowly regaining his human shape. His hat flies of his head. A pair of fake eyeballs popped out of his sockets and landed on the floor. After having restored his shape, Doom then turns around to reveal... those burning red eyes.
This caught Eddie by surprise as he stares in complete horror. He thought it couldn't be the same toon, could it?!
"Remember me, Eddie?" Doom asked, as if knowing Eddie recognize his true form. "When I killed your brother, I talk... JUST... LIKE... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!" His eyes grew large with each emphasis, then morph into daggers, pointing right at Eddie. A literal look that can kill.
Eddie began to panic and ran off. But the malicious toon used his spring shoes and bounced over to the fleeing detective. Doom grabs Eddie's collar and turns him around to face him.
"Jumpin' jeepers!" Rosie exclaimed.
Doom then drops the terrified detective to the floor. He opens the door to the driver's seat and turn the keys to once again restart the engine.
"No, not again!" Jessie said distraughtly.
Doom pulls off his right glove, revealing a giant yellow anvil for a hand, and slams it onto Eddie, sending him flying across the warehouse. Temporarily knocking the detective out.
The manic toon then has his back at Eddie for a moment, then turns around to reveal that his left hand has changed into a giant buzzsaw. He made it grow bigger and bigger. To demonstrate its sharpness, Doom cuts a chain in half with ease.
Now he slowly walks up towards Eddie with a crazy-eyed sadistic smile. Eddie then noticed the toon mallet lying on the floor. Doom is close enough to have the buzzsaw hovering above him. Eddie manage to move away as Doom tried to ram the buzzsaw on him.
Eddie grabbed the mallet and tries to use it to hit Doom. But he missed, and instead the boxing glove hit the nozzle at the back of the Dip machine. Doom gasped and then screamed as Dip rushed out of the nozzle and splashed towards him. The force of the poisonous liquid pouring out pushed the murderous toon off his feet.
The captive toon couple raised themselves as high as they could away from the spraying Dip. But it seems they're about to meet their demise. "Don't worry, I'll protect you, my darling! Good-bye!" Jessie said. But to their great relief, the Dip has been completely drained out of the machine. "Oh, that so intense... I think I'm going to pass out." Jessie said.
Eddie got up and throws the mallet as way as he watched Doom standing in the middle of the gigantic puddle of Dip. Doom can only shriek in pain as he slowly began to be erased by his own concoction. "Oh nooooo! I'm melting! I'm melting! Melting! Ohhhhh, no..." With that, Teddy's murder has been avenged. He is now at peace.
"Eddie, do something!" Rosie screamed, shaking Eddie from his thoughts. He sees that the machine is still in motion and is going to run through the tied-up toon couple. "Hurry up, Eddie! Do something!"
Eddie sprint towards the controls that operate the crane. He presses a button, and luckily it moves the crane away from the machine's path.
The machine busted through the brick wall and into the peaceful, joyous Toontown. Suddenly a high speed toon train rammed at the machine, taking it with it. Eddie can only watch as the toons enjoying their blissful lives. He can only feel great relief, as Toontown is safe.
"Hey, there's Dip everywhere!" Rosie broke Eddie out of his thoughts. "How are we gonna get down?"
Eddie bolted towards the warehouse's Fire Hydrant Main Valves and turned the nozzle. All around, the fire hydrants' caps bursted off as jets of water shot out, washing the Dip to the drains, away for good.
After turning off the main valves, Eddie then lowered the Rabbits and assisted them onto the now Dip-free floor.
"Jeepers Eddie, that was a close save. I thought for sure our goose was cooked." Rosie stated in relief, as Eddie untie the toon-proof rope off of them.
Eddie then untied the ropes around Jessie's wrists. "Someone deserves a hero's thanks." Jessie said as he rubs his wrists.
"Ah, it was nothi-" Eddie said in modesty and waved his hand around.
"Oh, honeybun!" Jessie cut off Eddie and walked towards Rosie to wrap his arms around her.
"Oh, lovecup." Rosie said dreamily. Jessie then gives her a big smooch on the lips.
"Oh, Rosie, you were a brave girl." Jessie cooed.
Eddie rolls his eyes, and decided to give the love birds a moment when he heard police sirens. Benny and two police cars enter the warehouse.
"Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here?!" Benny exclaimed as he gawked at the faux body of the once feared Judge Doom. "I've been a cab for 37 years, and I've never seen a mess like this."
Dolores and Lt. Santino got out of the first police car that arrived.
"What was that, a rubber mask?" Dolores asked.
"Yeah, and this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme." Eddie tossed the rope to Santino. "I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match."
"So, Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme." Santino stated in surprise. No one would have guessed that the judge was a toon, and a murderer at that.
"And R.K. Maroon." Eddie added. "And my brother." He finished. Dolores then holds Eddie's hand in a comforting grip.
"That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon." Santino said.
Eddie, Dolores, and Santino looked up to see a crowd of Toons coming in through the giant hole. They all gathered around the remains of the toon that was once Judge Doom.
"Gosh! I wonder what he really was." Mickey Mouse wondered.
"I tell ya one t'ing, Doc." Bugs said. "He weren't no rabbit."
"Or a duck." Daffy Duck added. Donald nodded in agreement.
"Or a dog." Goofy said.
"Or a little wooden boy." Pinocchio said.
"Or a sheep." The Big Bad Wolf said, removing his sheep disguise.
"Or a woodpecker." Woody Woodpecker said.
"Or a pussy." Sylvester the Cat said. Woody laughs his trademark laugh in response to Sylvester's remark, getting the innuendo.
"What is that?" Dolores asked Eddie about the ink stain on his shirt.
"It's ink. That goof Acme squirted me with some the other night. Why it's comin' out now, I don't know." Eddie wondered, since he clearly recalled that it was disappearing ink.
"Here's your answer, Eddie." Rosie shows Eddie a bottle that's labeled, "Acme Disappearing... Reappearing Ink. Boy, that Acme. What a genus!"
"Applesauce!" Baby Herman shouted. He walked out of the crowd of toons and towards Rosie. "If he was such a genius, why didn't he leave his will where we could find it? Without it, we're just waitin' for another developer's wrecking ball!"
Eddie suddenly realize something and took out Rosie's love letter from his pocket. "Rosie..."
"Yeah?" Rosie said.
"That love letter you wrote to your husband in the Ink & Paint Club, why don't you read it to him now?" Eddie hands the rabbit her letter.
"Sure, Eddie." Rosie starts reading. "'Dear Jessie, how do I love thee, let me count the ways...'" Typed letter suddenly appear on the paper. "'I, Marvin Acme, of sound, mind, and body'?! It's the will!" she exclaimed.
"Keep reading." Eddie said.
"'...do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those lovable characters, the Toons'!" Rosie finished, with Jessie giving her a hug.
The toons started cheering at what the Will said. Not only is their home safe, but they now legally own it.
Eddie and Dolores were about to kiss when Rosie interrupted them. "Hey Eddie, that was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of bein' a sourpuss are over?"
"Only time will there." Eddie said.
"Well all I can say is good job, detective." Rosie offers her hand to Eddie. He shook it but is suddenly electrified by a hand buzzer Rosie was secretly wearing. The toons laughed at the joke.
But then Eddie pulls his hand out and gives Rosie a nasty glare. The toons gasped as Eddie is once again in one of his moods.
Rosie gulped. "Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already." she said nervously.
Eddie grabs Rosie by the neck to lift her in his eye level. "Does this answer your question?" he asked with a smile and gives Rosie a big kiss on her furry lips. Rosie pulls away from him and gives her disgusted reaction. The toons screamed in amusement.
"Hmm!" Jessie is not amused. "I appreciate if you don't do that again." He told Eddie.
"Whatever you say, pal." Eddie chuckled as he puts his arm around Dolores.
Jessie then got on his knee to tell Rosie, "Come on Rosie, let's go home. We'll share a carrot cake." He then gives her a wink. This made Rosie blush and giggle.
Both couples head off towards Toontown, knowing they deserve a vacation after the whole ordeal. The toons celebrate by giving them a little send-off.
Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this old world
Is a great would after all.
Smile Darn ya smile
And right away
Watch Lady Luck
Pay you a call
Things are never black
As they are painted
Time for you and joy
To get acquainted
Make life worthwhile
So, Smile, Darn you smile!
That's All, Folks!
Author's Notes:
From the beginning of this chapter, you now see why I made the weasels female too.
I'm sure you'd guess what rhymes with "pushy". I know Eddie was probably not acting like a gentleman when he kicked Battleaxe, but then again the Weasels were helping Doom destroy Toontown. So she probably had it coming.
I hope you all enjoyed this fanfic.