Warning: language & sexual humor…
Declaimer: Not my characters so no sue I am just using them for my plot.
/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.
/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.
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Japanese terms:
Ojiisan- grandfather
Nani- what?
Dobe- dead last
Baka- idiot/stupid
Teme-bastard
Katon Kyuuka no jutsu-Dragon fire technique
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The villagers were lucky they did not know just how close they came to experiencing a similar repeat that caused their village so much turmoil and many lost lives, those some odd years back…. Naruto had retreated to the monumental craving of his father and the previous Hokage before him stone heads. Naruto's anger slowly evaporated from the soothing solitude, he watched mutely from his sitting spot at the villagers who went about their busy night, oblivious to just how short their lives could have been. Bakas his peace and quiet were destroyed once his grandfather chose that moment to speak up.
/I know you feel betrayed Naruto but we had good reason to hide this from you. /
Naruto snorted, scratching his elongated nails against the ruff sand-colored stone leaving five deeply craved lines in it.
/So, tell me something Ojiisan because I must not be grasping the whole concept of this. /
Kyuubi leered into their mind link, not at all pleased with his grandchild's tone.
/Well, I guess I do owe you an explanation for keeping you in the dark for all these years. /
/Why would you lie to me? I'm your damn grandson!/
The demon fox sighed, he knew this was not going to be easy he also knew he kind of deserve Naruto's venting. / Naruto you are not like the other boys. /
/You think I don't know that/
/Now listen you insolent brat! I am trying to tell you something so shut up when I am speaking to you/ Naruto clamped his mouth shut never before had he been on the receiving end of his grandfather's fury, Kyuubi's roaring was all so intimidating.
/As I was saying you are not like the other boys true you are part kitsune and you know this, however, what Natsuko and I have failed to tell you, is that you will never be able to procreate with a human woman. / Kyuubi paused to give his grandchild time to let it all sink in.
Naruto's tan forehead wrinkled up at this. /Nani!/
/Alas my smart-mouthed grandson is speechless/ the nine-tailed fox jeered and Naruto glared at nothing in particular. / There is a loophole to all this though. Human woman bodies usually reject male kitsune seeds even half breeds-/
/ Eww Ojiisan I don't want to hear that!/
Naruto flushed crimson placing both hands over his eyes in embarrassment.
/ Oh quit it, and start acting your age. Now, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted? Oh yeah because a human woman's body sees a Kitsune's sperm as foreign her body rejects it, but the loophole is if a male Kitsune can not find any female kitsune's, his body will adapt and change so he could give birth instead. Uh are you alright, Naruto/
At this point the young kitsune had dropped both hands from his face his mouth hung open in lopsided gawk.
/Naruto/
He's got to be pulling my leg.
/Naruto/
So I can't have kids with a girl but a guy that makes no sense.
/Naruto/
Is that why they hid this from me, those bastards I going to kill them!
/Answer me boy!/
/Huh? What? Ojiisan please tell me there's another way. Hell, I'll search far and wide for a female kitsune! Please, all you have to do is just tell me where they are! I can't be married to Sasuke that's gross. /
/Sorry son but the few Kitsune women out there are way older and has a mate, plus you are already wed and once a Kitsune chooses a mate they create an unbreakable bond with their life mate... / Kyuubi's amused tone betrayed his pseudo apology.
/Hello I didn't choose him don't you remember? /
/Sadly you did…maybe not intentionally but you still did. /
Naruto smacked a palm to his forehead running it down his face.
/ So what you're saying is that I'm fucked./
The demon fox barked in laughter which echoed though out his grandchild's mind.
/Oh yes my child, you are, royally fucked... /
After the wedding and restaurant fiascoes, Sasuke's mood was at an ultimate low. Fortunately or unfortunately however the way you look at it, his wife had not shown up and so he could spend his wedding night alone thank the gods. So things were looking up for him, but his mother seemed crestfallen.
"Mother are you alright?" See he could be caring when he wanted to be.
The raven-haired woman sighed, she locked eyes with her son's calculating gaze. "This night has not turned out how I always imagined it to." She gave him a glum smile and peered back down at her bowl of white rice; her glimmering strands of hair pouring softly in front of her profile she really did look melancholy. However, Sasuke knew she was just spinning her false web of depression, yet he could not resist her act, she was the only woman he would do anything for at a drop of a dime. Sasuke pushed away from the rectangular table and stood. "I'll go find him."
His mother calmly sat her chopsticks down on top of her bowl, she turned to him her face still shadowed by her thick black bangs. "Kiyaa I knew you wouldn't let me down!" She beamed her pearly whites toward him all her depressing mood evaporated.
Sasuke left brow twitched his mother knew just the right bait to use on him, and it wasn't fair. He glanced at his father who just shrugged his shoulders and went back to sipping his green-leaf tea as if nothing happen. Damn you old man. Sasuke stormed out of the restaurant and was greeted with a gush of the frigid night air, but he ignored the cold he was ready to go retrieve his bride and kick said bride's ass for leaving in the first place. Damn Baka just had to run away. Now I got to search this whole village for his retarded ass.
Sure Sasuke didn't fret out loud but within his mind was a whole other story… The raven-haired teen was too busy making a fuss about his misfortune that he hadn't realized the same blond who'd caused him so much agitation was heading in his direction. Once Sasuke got a feel of that familiar chakra was when he came to a complete stop. He lifted his head giving the approaching shinobi a demeaning look.
"Oy, if it isn't Sasuke-teme."
/Don't provoke him Naruto…/
/Shut up and mind your own damn business. I'll do as I damn well please got it. /
/Okay don't say I didn't warn you. /
Sasuke gave his wife a look that said to go drop dead.
"Aw, I receive no welcome back kiss… I am your wife after all." The Sasuke's flushed at the thought of kissing the village idiot it unsettled him because it only meant that if he liked it or not he was stuck with the class dobe with no way of getting out unless his wife dies mysteriously hmm…
Naruto noticed the small tent to Sasuke's cheeks, as pale as he was it only stuck out like blood on snow. Naruto took a step back pointing his forefinger at the raven-haired teen accusingly.
"Eww, you really are a perverted teme for all I know you could have to beg your parents to marry me. I wouldn't put it past you."
Naruto never knew the saying of putting one's foot in one's mouth until now, he had never in his young life seen the Uchiha brat lose it so it was only natural to keep teasing his husband. Sasuke's expression darkened his face now shadowed by his long dark bangs; he had clenched his hands into fists so tight his knuckles were white. Then, he did the unthinkable Sasuke rose his hands head level doing a few quick hand signals. At this point, Naruto just tilted his head to the side wondering what he was going to do.
"Katon Kyuuka no jutsu!" A huge ball of fire ignited from the raven-haired teen's mouth engulfing Naruto whole.
All Naruto could consider before he was literally seeing red, orange, and a hint of blue was maybe he went a little too far…
"Oh you're up; good I was just about to heal these burn marks on your face. What happened dear? When Sasuke brought you to our home you were unconscious and burned so badly you were practically naked?" Sasuke's mother giggled from behind her dainty hand. She purposely left out the part about her son dragging Naruto in by his hair. She then knelt down in front of the pink-faced Naruto, who looked like his pride had been burned as well…
She quickly simmered down reaching for a jar of healing salve and adding it to his burned areas. Naruto looked up at the raven-haired woman he was thankful it was her he saw and not… that teme. For some reason he felt cold the young fox sat up from the comfy futon the dark blue and gray print sheets slid down his body bare golden torso where it pooled below his navel into his lap. Naruto grabbed the sheet peeking underneath them his face flushing a brilliant red. In his haste, he pulled the sheets, all the way, up over his bare shoulders. As he figured he was completely naked underneath those sheets and in front of somebody's mom nonetheless.
"Aw, nothing to be embarrassed about, if it makes you feel any better Sasuke was the one who undressed you and put some healing salve on those hard-to-reach places hahaha."
Naruto's sun-kissed skin drained from color and he started to hyperventilate.
/Come now Naruto settle down or you're going to pass out. /
/Why didn't you heal me Ojiisan?/ Naruto's squeaked into their mind-link.
/As I remember correctly did I not try to warn you? And you told me to… Oh what that was again? Oh yeah shut up and mind my own damn business isn't that what you told me to do./
"Oh Naruto-kun it's normal for a bride to be nervous, but look at it this way you're all ready for the wedding night hahaha."
Confused azure colored eyes stared at the female Uchiha not fully understanding her words. "Nani?"
She raised an ebony brow giving him an amused look, "I hope you weren't expecting to be a virgin forever it's a custom to give yourself to your husband on the wedding night."
Naruto couldn't scream he was too busy gasping for air.
/Ojiisan Ojiisan please help me/
Kyuubi had blocked their mind link but not before sending his son an image of him laughing.
"Kyaa I better get going it's getting late and I know you two need some time alone."
The young kitsune gave the woman a pathetic look he shook his head no. "Y-you can't leave me with him a-alone…"
She smiled softly. "Sorry, but I have to leave especially when my future grandchildren are at stake." She leaned forward giving him a gentle peck on his forehead and she slowly rose with a small grunt. "Oh my, I am getting old... Hm, oh no matter at least I'll live to see my grand-babies. Good night my son-in-law. I'll go tell Sasuke that you're all ready." Her dark eyes glinted evilly as she retreated from the small room in a more-than-needed hurry.
Yeah and now the story starts to get interesting… duh duh duh…