Remaining Competitors:
Jasmine, Scarlett, Sky and Topher
Chris: (Recapping the last episode): "Last time in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, an epic air battle turned into an epic flop, when Sky crashed Sugar's ride, and her chances of winning, Jasmine was cheated by Scarlett, Scarlett got spooked by a shark, and in the end, Sugar was launched by a catapult"
(Cut to Chef and Chris with their kites on the dock)
Chris: "We are in the final 4, who will go to the final? And who will be eliminated?" (cuts off Chef's kite, as it goes into the ocean, Chris laughs as Chef glares at him) "Yeah, like this! Find out right now! Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
(Theme Song plays)
(The episode begins on a tree branch with three pink birds talking to each other, until a laser squirrel passed by and shot the birds causing them to explode, the squirrel laughed and the camera pans down to show Jasmine climbing onto another branch, where Topher was)
Jasmine: "Topher, is it necessary to talk here?"
Topher: "It was the only private place (points to several cameras in front of them) apart from the countless cameras, first order of business, 'Get Rid of Scarlett'"
Jasmine: "That bitch has kicked so many people out here, she needs to feel her deserved pain."
(The camera lowers to a bush, where Scarlett was watching them holding a rope.)
Scarlett: (muttering) "Oh, it's not..."
Confessional
Scarlett: (holding her rope) "I've been setting traps to catch that pesky shark, but there's something much better than catching that shark. (Smiles) Losers-" (Accidentally the rope pulls on her fingers and she screams in pain)
End Confessionals
(Scarlett threw the rope and tied part of the branch they were sitting on)
Topher: "I've been thinking and I think we should have Sky with us to beat Scarlett"
Jasmine: "Great, then we'll be three against one-" (Suddenly the branch falls and grabs the broken part, but Topher falls next to Scarlett, who pushes him as she gets up and a trap falls that sends him flying)
Scarlett: "'Today's forecast, rain of fools with Wannabe host odds' (then Jasmine falls to the ground) 'and giant'"
Jasmine: (getting up) "Scarlett?"
Scarlett: "Jasmine, I'm glad you came here, I just had a great idea, here it goes, you and I team up and kick Sky out"
(Jasmime then laughs out loud, but after a moment he looks at her strangely)
Jasmine: "Oh, are you serious?"
Scarlett: "Yeah, I know you and I aren't the best of friends, but come on, do you really want to go toe-to-toe with an Mega-Olympian?
Jasmine: "Better Mega-Olympian than Mega-Bitch!"
Scarlett: "Oh really?-"
Sky: (Swinging on a vine.) "OH-YES!" (Does a somersault in the air past a flock of seagulls flying by and high-fives one of them before diving into the water)
(Scarlett and Jasmine look at this in surprise)
Scarlett: "Woah, that validates my point (to Jasmine) But hey, do you agree or not?"
Confessionals
Jasmime: "Ugh, I hate it when Scarlett's right."
Scarlett: "That worked, not quite, but with someone like Jasmine, it's always good to have a plan B."
End Confessionals
(Then we cut outside, just behind the still standing cabin, where Sky was jumping rope)
Sky: "Two jumps!"
(Topher approaches Sky)
Topher: "Hey Sky, I have a bargain offer for you, join forces with me and Jasmine to oust that favored Scarlett."
Sky: (jumping again and ignoring him) "OH YEAH!"
Topher: "Really? Thanks Sky! (starts to walk away) That was a lot easier than I thought-" (climbs another trap that sends him flying again)
(Scarlett comes out of a bush and approaches Sky)
Scarlett: "Hey Sky, I've got you an alliance with someone with a great mind, what do you say?"
Sky: (still ignoring) "Oh yes, sister!"
Scarlett: "I knew you were my kind of girl (walks away) bye Jass!"
Confessional
Sky: "I wasn't listening to those fools talking to me since I was in the zone, besides, I've missed a lot in my life, what is the need to be nice when you can ruthlessly take out the competition, those fools won't know who hit them (starts to laugh wickedly)
End Confessional
(We now cut to the assembled competitors alongside Chris and Chef)
Chris: "Challenge time, and since we've laughed at you enough, today's challenge is totally safe and fun! (campers cheer and Chris starts walking) You guys get ready for sugar, flowers and lots of col-" (He accidentally steps on a trap and sends him up and ends up falling through the bathroom ceiling and crashing into the outhouse!
(The campers groaned in disgust.)
Scarlett: "My trap... (Grinds) I mean... (Points to Jasmine) Jasmine's trap threw Chris into the outhouse!"
(The Chef opened the door and was disgusted with what he saw)
Chef: "Ugh! Chris, are you okay?"
Chris: (walking into the bathroom and groaning) "Those ungrateful clowns went way overboard! Chef, do you remember your crazy challenges that we red-lit? (campers look scared) Now the light is green."
Chef: (closes the door and looks at the campers smirking) "I'll bring the pain!" (evil laughs and lightning bolts came out of nowhere, the campers were scared but then they saw Mike, Zoey and Cameron do the special effects, Chef started looking at them) okay, enough"
(Then we cut to the four competitors near a mobile kitchen, each Chef walking towards them)
Chef: "Listen garbage bags, I'm going to take you and I'm going to break you to pieces, then I'm going to take your pieces and I'm going to break them again, none of you weaklings will pass my end, got it?!, first challenge, cooking competition!"
Topher: (scoffing) "Cooking competition? What's next? Lawn mowing competition?-" (Chef throws a pan at him and hits him)
Chef: "SHUT UP! (brings his skillet) bring in our taste tester intern"
(Lightning leads a blindfolded Scott)
Jasmine: "Hey, that one looks a lot like Rodney, they're probably brothers"
(Chef removes Scott's bandage)
Scott: "Let go of me, I was very happy on my break!"
Chef: (shows him some papers) "Your contract is different, farm boy (to campers) You are going to cook with whatever you find on this island and this idiot is going to eat it, you have 20 minutes, ready?"
Scarlett: (raising her hand) "Um, ask, what are the condiment options?-"
Chef: "THE GAME BEGINS!" (He bangs both pans together and the campers start running into the woods)
(We cut to the woods, where a three-eyed moose sees Topher approaching and flies away on its bat horns)
Topher: "Chef doesn't know what he's talking about, there's no food in this jungle (starts to think) Hmm, Topher thinks, 'if life gives you lemons' (realizes) ... 'make lemonade!'" tree) Come on, tree, give me lemons!" (Starts to kick the tree but inadvertently drops a beehive on his head and screams in pain as they start to bite him)
(Then we cut to Scarlett, trying to grab some glowing green mushrooms on a tree about to be cut down, then Scott walks up to him)
Sky: "A little short on supplies?"
Scarlett: "Coming from you, I don't think so"
Sky: "Oh, I thought so (pushes Scarlett aside and starts picking up the mushrooms) you know, I've been talking to Jasmine and she's been really worried about Topher."
Scarlett: "Really?"
Sky: "Yeah, you know how far he's come a long way without getting expelled, plus he's the only guy left."
Scarlett: "He's gifted somehow, Jasmine has a good point"
Sky: (handing him a handful of mushrooms) "Here you go"
Scarlett: (taking the mushrooms) "Thank you Sky" (walks away)
Sky: (smiling) "No, thanks to you-"
(Suddenly, the tree collapses and falls on a mutant beaver holding a log, the beaver sticks its head out and angrily growls at Sky, who screams and runs off)
(Then we see Zoey near the restrooms with a glass of coffee)
Chris: (from inside) "Hello? Someone give me a hand! I'm almost free-(Then slips and makes a splash while groaning) Why?!" (Zoey smiles as she drinks her coffee)
(Then back in the forest, Sky is shown being chased by the mutant beaver, and then Topher being chased by bees with the honeycomb on his head, Jasmine watches all this chaos)
Jaime: "Maybe I should prepare something safer, (starts to pull leaves from a vine) like a salad"
(We then see Jasmime in her kitchen, where she was stirring the leaves in a bowl, until one of the vegetables comes to life and starts hitting it with the spoon)
(Meanwhile with Topher, he looks at a bottle of oil before pouring it into the pan which starts to catch on fire, he screams and grabs the pan and tries to put out the fire with the tap water, but the fire gets bigger and Topher knocks it over, and Lightning was seen running in flames.)
(Meanwhile with Scarlett...)
Scarlett: (holding up several mushrooms) "These toxic mushrooms will make an exquisite quishe" (puts the mushrooms in the pan and begins to stir them, as Sky watches)
Confessional
Sky: Quishe, huh? Well, two can play that, if something is good, copy that good thing."
End Confessional
(Sky takes a spoonful of her quishe and then grabs a mutant three-eyed frog and squeezes its slime into the pan)
(Jasmine kept getting attacked by the banana until she took a hammer and hit the vegetable, causing it to weaken)
(While in Topher's frying pan, a large mutated maggot was asleep)
Topher: "Maggot to the pan! (pours sauce on the maggot) Original!" (The maggot spits slime in his face and starts laughing)
Sky: (walking up to Jasmine) "Well, how are things around here?"
Jasmine: "Not very well"
Sky: "Oh, too bad-(points behind her) Look, a bunch of stray koalas!"
Jazmine: (turning around) "What, where?!"
(While she wasn't looking, Sky tossed some spiky leaves into her salad in a plastic bag, then Jasmine scowled at Sky)
Sky: "I was wrong, they were just a bunch of rocks..."
Confessional
Sky: (holding the bag of leaves) "Poison ivy, it really adds a spicy flavor" (laughs)
End Confessional
(Then Scarlett takes her quiche out of the oven with gloves, which looked really nice, then Sky, just like Scarlett, takes out her quiche, but it was green and puffy several times to her concern)
(Meanwhile, Topher was pouring salt into the pan and noticed the maggot on top of his head, and he calmly picked up the pan and tried to hit it with the pan, but the maggot jumped out and ended up hitting its own head and falling to the ground. )
(Then we cut to Chef with Scott)
Chef: "3...2...1, well, spatulas down! It's time to serve what you guys made. (All four campers came over with their plates) Move! Move! Move!"
(Scarlett walks over to Scott holding her quiche)
Scarlett: "I made a delicious quiche today (Scott gets excited) with toxic mushrooms"
Scott: "Get that thing away from me!"
Chef: "Next!"
(Jasmine soon walks over with a bowl of leaves)
Jasmine: "I call it 'The Living Salad.' (The salad spiders land on Scott and he groans in fear and tries to brush them off, soon Topher pushes Jasmine away) Hey!"
(Topher had a plate with the maggot filled with pink cream and was holding a pepper marker)
Topher: "I went for an Italian theme, huge maggot cannelloni dipped in cream sauce" (the maggot stood up and growled, startling Scott, but Topher hit it with the marker) What did I tell you?! Stay down! (The maggot went back to bed) Umm, fresh pepper?
Chef: "Next!"
(Sky walks over with her green quiche)
Sky: "I made a surprise southern quiche, if you manage not to throw it up... surprise!"
(Suddenly a frog eye came out of the quiche, Scott screamed when he saw this and untied himself from his bonds and ran away)
Chef: "Well, it looks like we lost our taster... (To campers) Rule change, now you have to eat your own pottage!" (Everyone but Scarlett groaned in disgust) "If you puke, you lose (looks at camera) Who's got guts of steel and who's going to end up in a puke bomb? It'll be a challenge game when we return in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
(Commercial break)
(Now we cut to Chef and the last 4, with their food on a wooden table)
Chef: "Okay, com-PESTents, time to eat the disgusting crap that everyone cooked before the break, whoever finishes their meal first, without throwing up, wins the challenge (laughs) Man, this is going to be really disgusting! "
(Topher tries to take a bite out of his maggot, but it roars at him, Sky then looks at his quiche and groans in disgust, just as Scarlett is about to eat her quiche, Sky smirks)
Sky: "Nice quiche! Great minds think alike, huh? (Points) Hey, look! He's the presenter of the Nobel Prize for Best Mind!"
Scarlett: (Looks away, as Sky exchanges quiches) "Really?! Where?!"
Sky: "Nuh... It was just a tree stump"
Chef: "3, 2, 1!" (Sounds air horn) "LET'S EAT!"
(Topher takes a bite out of the maggot, looks on in shock then collapses to the ground, Jasmine takes a bite out of his leaves but clutches her throat in pain)
Jasmine: "My throat, it's so itchy!" (his tongue starts to itch)
(Scarlett takes a bite of Sky's quiche and then chokes)
Confessional
Scarlett: (Thinks) "It had a high frog note... but how?"
End Confessional
(Scarlett throws up, Jasmine then throws up, and finally Topher chokes and throws up)
Sky: (finishing Scarlett's quiche) "Mmmm... I love a good mutant frog quiche!" (wipes his mouth with a napkin)
Chef: "The challenge is over!" (Raises Sky's hand) "Sky wins!"
(The rest groan in disappointment)
Chef: "That's why SHE doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars. (Throws the collars at the three contestants, which land on their necks) Challenge part 2! Dork-Hunter! (Pulls out a remote control, containing the island map) The challenge is simple, you are the dorks, I am the hunter, you run into the woods, I hunt you, first dor to the flagpole wins immunity, pray you get it. .." (pulls out a meatball gun) "Before the Dork-Hunter blows you up into a new dimension of pain!" (Pulls out a can, with fire, spaghetti, and the Chef's face) "Rocket-propelled spaghetti cannon, with my own special recipe" (Puts the can in the cannon.) "Put the packets on your face, extra hot spaghetti, dinner is served. In your face!" (Fires the cannon, the contestants dodge it, and the meatloaf hits Cameron who was mowing the lawn)
Cameron: (groaning in pain) "It burns!"
Chef: (laughs) "How spicy! You have 20 minutes to run, hide, and say your prayers! Now MOVE!" (Fires the gun again, causing the final four to run away, as he laughs)
(Then we cut to Mike and Lightning behind the bathroom, with Chris still trapped there)
Chris: (Inside the bathroom) "What the hell is taking those interns so long?! There's no way they forgot about me! I'm the owner! Literally!"
(Lightning trails off, as he pulls out a pipe, and Mike pulls on the bathroom handle, as some water begins to leak)
Chris: "MORE SEWAGE?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!"
(Then we cut to Scarlett vomiting on some flowers)
Scarlett: (Coughs) "Those mushrooms didn't sit well with me..."
(Topher then runs past and stops!
Topher: "Nobody's tracking me! This collar is coming off! (Tries to touch his neck many times, but gets electrocuted) OW!"
Scarlett: "Topher, stop! The collar seems to have an anti-removal function, which sends a strong electrical current to the central nervous system! (Topher looks at her in confusion) If you take it off, it zip-zaps and gives you a shock." owwie (Topher continues to look at her) It doesn't matter... If only we could shorten the-"
(She was interrupted because Topher touched her neck again, causing her to get electrocuted)
Topher: "You better get this off me! And I'll see you through to the final!"
Scarlett: (Shakes Topher's hand) "It's a deal! ...I know! I'll reset my watch (pulls out his watch and a screwdriver, opens it and fixes it) to send out a little electromagnetic pulse, redirect power to the battery and... (presses a button and green ripples spread out, and their electric collars fall off their necks and break) Voila!"
Topher: "Alright! Let's get these things somewhere!"
(Then they hear a creature growl, the camera pans to a mutant raccoon chewing on a tire, as Scarlett thinks of something)
Scarlett: "I have a better idea"
Topher: "But how?"
Scarlett: (points to the raccoon) "Him."
Topher: (looks at the raccoon) "Oh, I get it now...(Scarlett inadvertently puts Fang's tooth in her pocket)
Confessionals
Scarlett: "I've realized that the reason that shark freak is chasing me is because I have its tooth, if I place the tooth on someone else, the predator will go for its target"
Jasmine: "Tracking collars? Really? Between this and Shawn's elimination, I've had enough of this show." (She gets electrocuted)
End Confessionals
(Then we cut to Jasmine and Sky running together)
Jasmine: "Chef better not find us with this thing I have"
Sky: (rolling her eyes) "Yeah, whatever..."
(Jasmine suddenly trips over a rock and falls to the ground)
Jasmine: "Sky, help me! (Sky ignores her and keeps running) Sky, what are you doing?!
Sky: (stopping) "I'm heading for victory"
Jasmine: "But you are a good player, why don't you help me?"
Sky: "Oh, that...I was really dumb back then, now I only care about myself and getting rid of the competition, which I'm doing now (run again) until never, loser!"
(Jasmine gasps in shock)
Confessional
Jasmine: "What kind of person has Sky become?! Luckily, I know the best form of stealth despite my height!
End Confessional
(Jasmine then silently sneaks in and grabs Sky on the back, unnoticed)
(Then we cut to Topher, walking normally)
Tooher: "No tracking collar, no Chef, no problem! I'm going to strut right to the end!"
(Then we see Fang hiding behind the bushes and discovers that Topher had his tooth in his pocket and growls)
(Then we cut to Chef in his jeep, looking at the control map, which only contains Topher and Scarlett)
Chef: (Laughs) "This is too easy..." (Looks at the bushes) "You idiots are mine!" (Shoots a meatball into the bushes, but it hits a mutant raccoon, who roars in anger. Chef screams in fear, but sees that he has tracking collars on the raccoon's tail.) "Tracking collars?! I've been tricked! " (Then the raccoon looks at him, Chef laughs sheepishly and the raccoon puts the gun to Chef's head and shoots him, as Chef passes out on the floor)
(Then we cut to Topher walking near the flag in the clearing)
Topher: "Ha, the end, now all I have left to do is touch the flagpole and win this." (He then sees Fang at the flagpole, as Topher looks on in shock.) "YOU?! NO!(Screams and runs off, as Fang chases after him, then Fang jumps over one of the rocks and lands on the ground in front of him, Topher then screams, tries to stop, but trips on a rock, knocking him off his feet.) sends near the haystack, but his ankle is sprained) "Ouch! My ankle! Leave me alone, you freak! Why are you chasing me?!" (Fang then opens his mouth, and Topher notices that he is missing a tooth) "What?! For your tooth?!" (pulls out a tooth) I didn't even take it! (Fang starts walking close to him) "I guess this is goodbye, Christopher!" (Fang steps on the haystack, which contains a trap, causing him to fall into it, and Topher notices.) "And hello, victory! YES!" (Fang bites his mouth, but Scott avoids it) "That trap stopped that shark, wait...whoever dug this trap..." (Then she hears some gunshots and Scarlett running being chased by Chef )
Chef: "GET BACK HERE, SMART GIRL!" (Keeps shooting, which hits Topher in the face.)
Topher: "AH, my face!"
(Scarlett then jumps on Topher, triggering a trap
Chef: "You're mine!"
Scarlett: "Wrong!"
(It is revealed that a flying rock passes by and hits Tooher, and Chef dodges it, the rock then comes out of the vine, which sends Topher rolling and screaming, just as Sky runs past, with Jasmine right behind Sky)
Sky: "Gosh! I must be gaining muscle mass, this run is taking my breath away!" (She jumps through the trap) Goodbye, losers! (runs to the finish line and celebrates) "Yeah! First to the finish! Aww yeah! Big winner, Sky! I beat Chef now, I'm the bomb to everyone!" (walks backwards, but Jasmine hits the post)
Jasmine: (rubbing her head) "Ouch!"
Sky: "What?"
(Then the alarm sounds on the flag)
Chef: "Game over! Jasmine wins immunity!"
Sky: (stares at Jasmine, who smiles at him) "What?! So what's in it for me?"
Chef: (Points his gun at Sky) "Dinner..." (Laughs and shoots a meatball at Sky)
Sky: (Screams in pain) "My head! My beautiful head!"
(Then we cut to the elimination ceremony, where the four campers were sitting by the campfire, Sky had a bandage on his head, and Topher also had a bandage on his head and also his entire body, his arm was in a cast, and was in a wheelchair)
Chef: (in his hazmat suit) "Elimination time, suckers! One of you is going home today, except Jasmine."
Sky: (glaring at Jasmine) "It was supposed to be MY immunity."
Jasmine: "What did I do? Besides stealing the victory, of course" (Sky growls angrily at her)
Chef: "Hush, now to the votes!" (Reads the votes) Let's see, we have one vote for Topher, one for Scarlett, and one vote for Sky, and the last vote is for... (Sky and Scarlett fret as Topher smiles confidently) Topher!"
Topher: (shocked and angry) "WHAT?! You've got to be kidding me!" (Chef throws the toxic marshmallow at his leg in a cast, which melts on his foot and he screams in pain)
Confessionals
Topher: "I can't believe it! Scarlett was supposed to leave! Maybe they finally learned about me.
Jasmine: "I'm sorry, Topher, but you were hurt, it was a risk to stay here, so better luck next time"
Sky: "Jasmime stole my immunity, and that's why she'll pay! Watch your steps, giant Australian, I'll come for you" (Looks at the camera angrily)
End Confessionals
(Then we cut to Topher inside the Hurl of Shamw)
Chef: "Ha, I always wanted to hurl of shame of this game!"
Chris: (Landing on the dock from his jet-pack.) "And you'll still be waiting."
Jasmine, Sky and Scarlett: "Chris!"
Chris: "Yeah, I'm the master of the hurl around here! (to Topher) You see, Topher, the Hurl of Shame is as embarrassing as it is painful, so I arranged for a friend to share your ride with you."
(Suddenly, Fang jumps out of the water onto the dock, Topher screams in fear, Fang pulls his tooth out and puts it back in and smiles at him)
Chris: "It's my way of saying thank you... (Fang joins Topher in the Hurl of Shame) So that you learn to never outdo your superiors..."
(Chris sends Topher and Fang flying into the air, as Topher screams)
Chef: (approaching Chris with a piece of cake that glowed green) "Chris, it's good that you're back, I saved you some quishe"
Chris: "Chef, you are the man!" (She eats the quiche in one sitting and chews it, but after chewing it, she vomits it up)
Chef: (smiling) "You are the king of hurling"
Chris: (dizzy) "Who's going to be thrown next? How many more hurls will there be? And when will it be hurls before I throw my food away? (covers mouth and vomits again) Find out next time in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!" (vomits again)
(End Credits)
Votes:
Topher: Scarlett and Jasmine
Sky: Topher
Scarlett: Sky
14th-Leonard
13th-Amy
12th-Rodney
11th-Beardo
10th-Dave
9/8th-Sammy
9/8th-Max
7th-Ella
6th-Shawn
5th-Sugar
4th-Topher
Another one of my favorite episodes, and this time I changed things so that they couldn't guess what was going on, Sky officially became evil and tricky, something that suddenly occurred to me and was a good idea for its development, this time there is no Command Zoey over here, sorry
And Topher is eliminated and being injured like Scott, but I won't overdo it like in the end either, I had planned to take him out here and Scarlett gave him Fang's tooth, taking a huge weight off his shoulders
The next episode will take the three female finalists to the most mutated and dangerous place in Wawanakwa, will they be able to get out alive and unmutated?
Stay tuned for episode 12
