Author's Note: First before we get into this chapter, to answer a question from DinoZillaPrime, yes, Loona was annoyed for Blitzo ruining the distraction. But she was also annoyed for him ruining her flirting. This will come into play for Chapter Fourteen. Here we go!

Last time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, there was hypnotism, lust and failed distractions! Oh yeah, and a giant fish monster. Now for the thrilling conclusion of Spring Broken!

Chapter Thirteen: Spring Broken Part 4

Normal P.O.V:

Things were chaotic. People were running away from a giant fish monster. Blitzo was staring up in shock, Millie was trying to save Moxxie from being eaten and Xandar was trying to find a way to stop the fish monster.

Xandar then saw someone with a pocket knife. He ran up to the person, a man and said, "I need your pocket knife!"

The man looked at Xandar like he was insane. "No way bro! You're not getting my knife!" He shouted.

"Please sir! It's urgent!" Xandar pleaded. Hopefully the guy would come to his senses. At least, that was Xandar's hope. But alas, it wouldn't work out that way.

"No!" The man yelled again. "There is no way in hell, that you're getting my-" he tried to say before Xandar punched him in the face knocking him out.

"Sorry about that!" Xandar yelled to the unconscious man before grabbing his knife. As he ran Blitzo whistled getting Xandar's attention. Xandar turned to him confusion. "What?" Xandar asked in annoyance.

"Way to go taking matters into your own hands! You're getting the promotion for sure!" Blitzo praised. Xandar however, rolled his eyes.

"We'll talk about it later!" He replied urgently. "I got a fish monster to gut open!" As Xandar ran at the monster Blitzo still stared in happiness.

"Man he's really coming around!" Blitzo cheered to himself. "Man..." he continued still smiling. "He may be even better than me!"

Xandar's P.O.V:

I ran towards the fish monster. Blitzo mentioned the promotion, but at the moment...I couldn't care less. I had to stop this thing! At any cost! As I ran I saw Moxxie flying towards Blitzo. Blitzo caught Moxxie. At least he saved Moxxie, I thought to myself. I turned towards the monster and gasped. Millie was swallowed whole.

"NOOOOO!" I screamed and took off at top speed. I jumped high into the air and pointed my knife in the direction of the fish. The fish roared at me and raised its fist. I would either make the landing or get knocked away.

I already took the chance. Now I just gotta hope I'm faster than this monster's attack. As the monster swung its fist, time seemed to slow down. "FUCK YOU!" I roared as I narrowly dodged its fist...and stabbed my knife into its stomach.

The monster made a high pitched roar of pain. I held onto the knife, despite the sound hurting my ears and slid down opening the beasts stomach. I saw Millie open the wound and jump out. I felt the monster start to lean back. Shit! If thing falls with me still on it, I'll be hurt.

I pulled out the knife as the monster started to tumble backwards. I leapt back and saw its eyes roll, showing the white and fell down to the water.

I smirked and swam back to shore. Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie (who appeared drunk) and even Loona stared at me in shock. I placed the knife in my pocket. Forget that asshole who had it! He just lost a knife.

"Way to go!" Blitzo shouted.

"Great job Xandar!" Millie cheered.

"Didn't know you had it in you!" Loona praised.

"I'm soooooo...drinking!" Moxxie sighed. I smiled. My first kill. It felt-

"That was handled rather obviously, don't you think?" A familiar voice purred and I turned to Verosika with a glare. She smirked.

Millie growled and pulled out a flask. "I don't think this belonged to any of us," she taunted throwing it towards Verosika, who caught it with ease. "Would be a shame if it got out that you were behind a giant fish monster in the human world," she threatened.

"Oh Satan," Moxxie chuckles. "You'd all be so fuuucked! Fucked so bad!" He added laughing. Verosika stuttered.

"Oh yeah?" Verosika growled. "Xandar is the one who-" she began before I cut her off.

"I'm sorry?" I asked in annoyance. "As far as I'm concerned, you kidnapped AND hypnotized me." At this Blitzo jaw dropped. "So you got nothing on me," I mocked.

"I-well-" Verosika stuttered in shock. "You'll be in deep shit for not being in human disguises. Limp dick Imps."

Moxxie took a step forward and fell flat on his face earning a gasp from Millie, Blitzo and even Loona. "A human called me a possum! I am NOT a possum," Moxxie said in anger.

Verosika growled again. Blitzo chuckled. "Ya know, we could keep this whole B-movie scene on the down low, IF you agree to let us use that parking space?" Blitzo threatened with a smirk.

Verosika sneered. She KNEW she was fucked. "Fine," she replied finally admitting defeat.

"We fucking won!" Blitzo cheered and laughed.

"Fuck yeah!" Millie agreed.

"In your face bitch!" I mocked. Verosika looked at me in shock. She then smirked and I felt a chill go down my spine.

"Don't think this is over, Xandar," she stated with venom in her voice and a cruel smirk on her face. "I will have you. And anything I want? I get," she laughs. "Come on sluts," she finishes waltzing away and swaying her hips. I find myself staring.

"What a windbag," Blitzo stated with an eye roll. He then smiled. "Now let's go park that fat fucking van in our big, fat space!" He cheered. He jumped into the portal, followed by Millie carrying Moxxie. I'm about to follow when I noticed Loona. She seemed upset-

"Oh no," I say to myself as I turned towards Vortex. It must not have worked out. As I turn back to Loona I see a tear fall down her face. She wraps her arms around herself and falls backwards. I sigh and jump into the portal as well.

ZZZ

I sat in the chair in Blitzo's office. He has a smile on his face. "Xandar," he begins. "Do you know why I called you in here?" He asks fingers interlaced together.

I smile. "My promotion?" I inquire with a grin. He chuckles with a grin as well. I did well today. Actually? No. I did fucking great!

"Exactly!" Blitzo says unlacing his fingers and standing up. "When that guy didn't give you the knife, you knocked him out. Then you pocketed said knife after everything. Hell!" He cheers loudly. "You took down a gigantic fish monster! And knowing the danger, you still managed to accomplish your goal! I'm so fucking proud!" He adds.

"Thank you sir," I replied with the first genuine smile since I moved into and regrettably out of Stolas' house. "I greatly appreciate it."

"No, thank you Xandar," Blitzo thanked with a smile. "You have proved yourself worthy of your place in our business. The promotion is yours. After all, you came a long way since you arrived. I'll admit I didn't like you at first." Oh you flatter me.

"But!" He adds, "you showed me that even humans, unlike that one piece of shit Eddie, aren't all bad." He smiles. I heard about Eddie. Their second kill and a real asshole I heard. "Welp," he says standing up. "That concludes our meeting and I'll see you tomorrow Xandar."

"You too sir," I reply before holding out my hand. He smiles and shakes it in response. "You have a good night sir," I add walking out the door to the office.

Blitzo's P.O.V:

I smiled as he walked out the door. I then frowned as I thought of something. What Verosika said. I knew she meant it. She'll do anything to get what she wants. She even resorted to kidnapping. I have to protect Xandar. He doesn't know her like I do. I think it's time for me look into a demon disguise.

Author's Note: And thus wraps up Spring Broken! Xandar is finally holding his own, he can fight and now? He'll get a demon disguise! But what about Loona and her feelings on her failed distraction, her adopted father Blitzo and her chance at love seemingly ruined? Find out next chapter! I'm glad you guys really like this story! And again, I can't thank you enough. See you next time!