"The next morning, Elmo recently woke up after his threesome with Abby, Zoe and Prairie Dawn. As we all know, Zoe and Abby left Elmo's World last night. He started to get out of bed while feeling drowsy. He first left his bedroom and went to the bathroom to wash his face."
Elmo: Boy, I've never felt so happy in my life. Abby helped me get Prairie back to me and we had the best threesome ever.
"Elmo then head to the kitchen to make himself breakfast. After he ate, he went to Dorothy's fishbowl and fed Dorothy."
Elmo: Hey Dorothy. How is my favorite pet goldfish doing this morning? Hmm?
"Dorothy swims around"
Elmo: "grabs Dorothy's fish food and gives some to Dorothy, then hums" There you go, Dorothy. Ok. "puts away the fish food"
"As Elmo was getting dressed in the living room, Prairie Dawn woke up and entered the living room to find Elmo finished getting his clothes on."
Elmo: "sees Prairie Dawn" Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
Prairie Dawn: Hey, handsome.
Elmo: How are you doing this morning?
Prairie Dawn: Pretty good. I was wanting to know what my man was up to.
Elmo: Well, I just finished feeding Dorothy and was about to head out.
Prairie Dawn: Ok. "getting flirty"
Elmo: Uh, what's with the face?
Prairie Dawn: I was planning on taking a shower. Care to join me? "squeezes her breasts"
Elmo: Uh. "looks at the door, then back to Prairie Dawn" S-sure.
Prairie Dawn: "gasps, then smiles while blushes"
"Moments later, Elmo and Prairie Dawn were in the bathroom getting the shower ready."
Prairie Dawn: "taking her clothes off" You ready for a shower with me, baby?
Elmo: I sure am, sweet cheeks. "slaps Prairie's ass"
Prairie Dawn: Oh, you sly boy.
"Minutes passed and the couple were in the shower cleaning each other. While Prairie was cleaning her tits, she noticed Elmo's penis getting hard while he was washing it. Prairie then gets a sneaky idea."
Elmo: "in his mind" Hmm, maybe I should visit Big Bird after this. Yeah, after this shower."
Prairie Dawn: "sing-songy" Oh, Elmo.
"Elmo turns around to see Prairie Dawn on the shower floor with her legs spread out"
Prairie Dawn: I've got a little problem with some cleaning. Could you use your tool to clean my pussy for me?
Elmo: "gets horny" Certainly.
"Elmo then gets on the floor and slides his cock inside Prairie's pussy. While Elmo keeps thrusting inside Prairie, she fondles her breasts for extra pleasure."
Prairie Dawn: Mmmm. Yeah. "moans"
Elmo: Oh yeah. "continues fucking Prairie"
"5 minutes passed and Elmo is almost ready to burst his load inside Prairie"
Prairie Dawn: Mmm, yeah. Faster! "moans"
"Elmo then speeds up his thrusts while he blushes really hard. He then finally cums inside Prairie while she screams in pleasure. The couple then came together, while Elmo's cock popped out of Prairie's pussy"
Elmo: Wow. That was the best shower sex I ever had.
Prairie Dawn: Yeah. It was swell. Well, I guess that takes care of my pussy problem. "spreads her pussy lips" But I guess we'd better really clean up ourselves.
Elmo: Yeah. Fair point.
Prairie Dawn: But you can twiddle with my tits or ass while we're cleaning up.
"Suddenly, a little blue twiddlebug flew in the bathroom"
Twiddlebug: Did somebody call for me– "sees Elmo and Prairie Dawn naked" Uh, fuck this shit, I'm out. "flies off really quick"
Elmo: Uh, I'll ignore that.
"Few minutes passed and the couple were all cleaned up and got dressed and left the bathroom"
Elmo: Well, I'm gonna go out. "heads to the door" See ya, babe.
Prairie Dawn: Wait. C-can I join you?
Elmo: "thinks about it for a second" Hmm? Well, I was thinking of going by myself.
"Prairie Dawn puts on some pouty eyes"
Elmo: "looks in her eyes" But. "sighs" I can't say no to those eyes. So, sure, you can join me.
Prairie Dawn: "gasps, then dashes to Elmo to hug him" Yay! You're the best boyfriend ever!
Elmo: I know. So, let's not waste any more time and head outside.
Prairie Dawn: Ok. Handsome.
"Later, Elmo and Prairie Dawn we're outside the apartment complex and went on a walk on Sesame Street."
Prairie Dawn: So, Elmo, what were you thinking of doing outside?
Elmo: Well, I was planning on heading to Big Bird's nest for a bit.
Prairie Dawn: Ok.
"The two heads off to Big Bird's nest. Meanwhile, Big Bird and Snuffy were just chilling while smoking cigarettes"
Snuffy: Say Bird, I'm starting to get bored.
Big Bird: Me too. "throws out his cigarette, then gets an idea"
"Big Bird heads to his old toy box and opens it. He then grabs a key that's on Radar's neck. Then, he unlocks the very bottom of the chest to grab a bag of cocaine, then closes the door"
Big Bird: Hey Snuff.
Snuffy: Yeah, Bird?
Big Bird: How does smoking some cocaine sound?
Snuffy: "sees the bag" Oh, Bird. You are a genius.
"Suddenly, Big Bird's door knocked"
Big Bird: Who could that be? "heads to the door, then opens the door to reveal Elmo and Prairie Dawn" Oh, hey Elmo. Hey Prairie.
Elmo/Prairie Dawn: Hey, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Come on in.
"Elmo and Prairie Dawn enters Big Bird's nest and sits down on other chairs in the room"
Big Bird: So, what brings you two here?
Elmo: Well, I was wanting to get out of my place for a bit, so I decided to drop by your place for a bit. And Prairie begged for me for her to join me.
Prairie Dawn: Yep. "kisses Elmo's cheek" My man always cares for his lady.
Elmo: "notices the bag in Big Bird's hand" Say Big Bird, were you planning on snorting cocaine with Snuffy?
Big Bird: Hell yeah. You two wanna join us?
Elmo: Sure. I could use some excitement.
Big Bird: Alright. Let's do this.
"Big Bird opens the cocaine bag and pours a proper amount of cocaine on the table. Then, everybody grabs a straw for each of them."
Big Bird: Alright. We're each gonna snort our piles of cocaine and see who can snort the most without getting high."
Elmo: Oh, you're on.
"Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo and Prairie Dawn then start snorting their piles of cocaine. Big Bird then sees the other characters snorting their piles of cocaine."
Big Bird: How's everyone doing?
Snuffy: Pretty good, Bird.
Elmo: Hey guys, I bet you 20 dollars that Prairie's the first one to get high. "sees Prairie Dawn getting high" Heh. Call it.
"Inside Prairie's mind, she starts getting really high while seeing different things in her head, like seeing classic Sesame Street cartoon characters such as the Alligator King and the King of 8. She also saw Zoe and Elmo fucking each other in front of her, but to Prairie's surprise, they both melted into a liquid. Next, she saw Door from Elmo's World and wanted to open it. When she did, she saw Bert doing his pigeon dance, while in a bathtub next to Ernie naked with his Rubber Duckie. Prairie then turned her head to see Oscar in his trashcan jerking off to his trash. Then, she saw Cookie Monster eating a castle of cookies."
Imaginary Cookie Monster: "echoing" COOKIE!
Prairie Dawn: What the fuc–
"Back in reality, Prairie Dawn instantly fainted from her fantasy of the different things she saw"
Elmo: "still wasted" Uh, P-Prairie? "sees Prairie Dawn on the ground" Hey Prairie, you sleeping?
"Big Bird and Snuffy finished their cocaine piles and fantasies really quick, then sees Prairie Dawn on the floor."
Big Bird: Prairie?
Snuffy: I think she's still high.
Elmo: Told you guys she'd get high first.
Big Bird: Damn.
"Elmo then carries Prairie Dawn, still high, with his arms"
Elmo: Well, I guess I better take this fucked up girl back to my place. "heads for Big Bird's door" But Big Bird and Snuffy, thanks again for the cocaine session.
Big Bird: Anytime. I'll catch you later.
Elmo: Peace out, Big Bird. Later, Snuffy.
Snuffy: Bye, Elmo.
"Elmo then exits Big Bird's nest and carries Prairie Dawn back to his apartment. Along the way, he bumped into a woman familiar to a friend of his"
Woman: Oof. Hey, watch it!
Elmo: Ah, sorry. "turns around and recognizes the woman" Wait a minute. Curly, is that you?
Curly: Yeah, it's me.
Elmo: Well, how's it been, Curly? It feels like forever.
Curly: Yeah, I recently moved out of my parents' house, and got myself an apartment on my own. With a job that pays me a lot. "grabs 10 100 dollar bills from her purse"
Elmo: Woah! How did you get that much dough?
Curly: "pulls out her phone with a video on the screen" Let's just say that my job… "giggles" is a joyride. "plays the video"
"On the video is Curly getting fucked doggystyle by a bear. While Elmo watches, he blushes really hard. Then, Prairie drowsy wakes up after her fantasy ended"
Prairie Dawn: "hears the moaning from the video" E-Elmo, is that you?
Elmo: "turns off the video quickly in fear"
Curly: What the hell?
Elmo: "to Curly" Shut up. "to Prairie Dawn" Hey, princess. How was your nap?
Prairie Dawn: It was alright. Although, I thought I was Big Bird's nest after snorting that cocaine.
Curly: Oh shit. You guys snorted some coke?
Elmo: Yeah. "puts Prairie down on the ground"
Curly: Man, I wish I snorted some coke with you guys.
Prairie: Well, Curly. "grabs a bag of cocaine from her pocket" Think fast! "tosses the bag to Curly"
Curly: Woah, girl. You rock! "hugs Prairie Dawn" Thanks. This will last me for a week. Well, I'll catch you guys later. "leaves"
Elmo: "gasps" How did you get that bag from Big Bird?
Prairie Dawn: "pulls out her phone and pulls up a picture of her holding up the peace sign while getting fucked by Big Bird" I have my ways.
Elmo: "shocked" Y-you cheated on me?!
Prairie Dawn: W-what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He fucked me before we were dating.
Elmo: Oh. Ok.
Prairie Dawn: Well, you wanna do anything together? Hmmmm?
Elmo: Well. "looking at Prairie Dawn's boobs and sort of wet pussy" I can think of 1 thing I can "do" to you.
Prairie Dawn: "flirty" Oh, really, big boy?
Elmo: Yeah. "was about to kiss Prairie's lips"
"Suddenly, The Count popped out of nowhere"
The Count: That's 1. 1 sexual joke from Elmo. Ah ah ah.
"Thunder and lighting bolts appeared from the sky. Then, Elmo punched The Count in the face"
Elmo: 1 punch from me, you bastard! C'mon Prairie, I'm taking you home!
"Meanwhile, down in Fraggle Rock, Mokey was starting to miss Elmo after her sex session with him."
Mokey: "sighs"
Gobo: "notices Mokey" Hey Mokey, what's the matter?
Mokey: Oh, I just missed Elmo.
Gobo: Oh, you mean your furry red friend?
Mokey: Yeah. "in her mind" And his huge cock too.
Gobo: Well, where does this Elmo character live?
Mokey: In outer space.
Gobo: Really? Wow!
Mokey: Yeah. I wish he were here with me now.
Gobo: Hmm, you know what? I think I can help you.
Mokey: "gasps" You can?
Gobo: Yeah! I'll just go get the others and we'll get you to outer space. "went to get Wembley, Boober and Red"
Mokey: Oh, thank you, Gobo. Elmo, I'll be there soon as I can.
"Meanwhile, with Elmo, he finally made it back home in exhaustion"
Elmo: Ughh, finally home. "walks to his bedroom"
"The camera then heads to the couch to sees TV and his girlfriend making out for a few minutes. Back with Elmo, he was in his underwear in bed sleeping while squirming around"
Elmo: "sleeping" No… no… no…
"Then, in Elmo's dream, it has Elmo and Zoe as kids playing with Zoe's Zoemobile. Then, when Zoe wouldn't share her car, Elmo got pissed"
Dream Elmo: Look, if you're not gonna share your car with me, then I'm not gonna play with you anymore.
"Suddenly, from the Sesame Street sign, a man in a black hood pulled up a gun and loaded it up and aimed it at Zoe."
Dream Zoe: Wait, where are you going?
Dream Elmo: ALASKA!
"As Dream Zoe was talking to Dream Elmo, the man in the hood pulled the trigger from his gun and the bullet went flying to Zoe's head causing it to explode with her body collapsing on the car steering wheel"
Dream Elmo: "shocked" ZOE!
"The man in the hood dashed off"
Dream Elmo: "crying while holding Dream Zoe's headless body" ZOE! "continues to cry"
"Elmo then woke up from his dream"
Elmo: "waking up in fear" ZOE! "gasping" Holy shit! I can't believe somebody shot Zoe. "then realizes something" Wait a minute. Zoe used to be my girlfriend, but I broke up with her and… "sighs, then cries deeply" What the fuck is wrong with me? "cries more" I-I gotta get me some water to calm myself down. "gets out of bed and heads to the bathroom"
"Elmo cups some water on his hands and drinks it. He later looks at himself in the mirror."
Elmo: "sigh" I've gotta make it up to Zoe. I mean, at Telly's house, she really wanted me to fuck her really bad, I invited her to the Fuzzy and Blue boys concert and she was a great friend when we were kids. Boy, Zoe. For some reason, I can't stop thinking about Zoe. Hmm, I think I know what to do.
"Elmo leaves the bathroom to the living room to find TV. He then finds TV sleeping on a mattress that his girlfriend bought."
Elmo: "quietly" Psst, TV. "pokes TV" TV.
TV: "wakes up" Ugh, what do you want, Elmo? I'm trying to sleep.
Elmo: Well, I need your help with something.
TV: What is it?
Elmo: Could you turn on a channel all about my friend Zoe?
TV: Why? I thought you broke up with her.
Elmo: Well, I know. But I had a nightmare that someone killed her and I don't want her to die.
TV: "sighs" Look, if I help you with your problem, will you let me go back to sleep?
Elmo: Yes. And also 20 dollars.
TV: Fine. First, give me the money and I'll help you.
Elmo: Fine. "grabs his wallet and pulls out a 20 dollar bill" Ok. Here's the 20 bucks. "gives the money to TV"
TV: Thank you. "gets out of the mattress" Let's get this over with. "turns on with many Sesame Street segments starring Zoe"
"Elmo sits on the couch watching the Zoe skits on TV's screen while crying a tiny bit. Few minutes passed and Elmo had enough of seeing Zoe skits"
Elmo: Ok TV, you can turn off now.
TV: "turns off" About time.
Elmo: "hugs TV" Thanks again, man. I appreciate it.
TV: Anytime. You're my friend. But next time, ask me anything while I'm not sleeping. Good night, Elmo.
Elmo: Night, TV. Phew, now I feel much better. Now, I can go back to sleep. "heads to the bedroom and goes to bed, then sighs" Man, I'm glad I had Zoe as a friend.
"Elmo then goes drifting to sleep while having Zoe dreams"
"To Be Continued"
