"Now it's time for--" Rocky started to speak before becoming interrupted by Bullwinkle.

"EET EES TIME FOR BULLWINKLESTEIN!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, now wearing a mad-scientist outfit (with equally crazy white hair).

The stage had been immediately converted to a massive lab, something was covered in a blanket atop a large table and strapped to a ton of machinery.

"Where'd you get all this?" Rocky asked.

"Peabody." Bullwinkle briefly replied, then resumed his mad-scientist voice. "NOW PULL DE SVITCH, IGOR!"

It took a few seconds, but Rocky got what he was going for.

"Yeeeezss mahsterr..." Rocky moaned, attempting an Igor voice. He pulled a massive switch connected to the thing under the blanket.

(*BZZZT!*)

The enormous machine buzzed to life, shocking the audience as well as the entire building. Due to the sheer size of Bullwinkle's machine, the power in the entire theater went out, leaving Rocky and Bullwinkle, as well as the audience in the dark.

"What happened?! I feel so...easy to animate..." Bullwinkle spoke, noticing that in the darkness only his eyes were visible.

"Think you blew a circuit, pal!" Rocky replied. "Now here's something we hope you'll--"

"MMRRREGGHH!" A voice came from the darkness.

"What was that?" Rocky asked. "Bullwinkle?"

"Yeah?" The moose replied. "I'm right here."

"Wait, if you're right next to me, then...oh no..."

--

Dudley Do right in: "Haunted Hayride"

"AH, FALL IN THE NORTHWEST REGION OF CANADA. THE MOUNTIES HAVE ORGANIZED A HALLOWEEN HAYRIDE FOR THE CHILDREN OF CANADA, HOPING TO PERHAPS RECRUIT THEM WHEN THEY'RE OLDER, OR PROMOTE THE FORCE!"

"Either way we've been needing the money." Fenwick replied, then crouched down in the bushes.

"AS THE KID-FILLED HAYRIDE WAGON DRIVEN BY DUDLEY AND HORSE PASSED BY THE BUSH FENWICK WAS IN, THE OLD INSPECTOR JUMPED OUT WEARING A MONSTER-FACE MASK."

"BOOGA-BOOGA!" The inspector exclaimed, throwing candy into the wagon for the children.

"THE KIDS SCREECHED AND SO DID DUDLEY, WHO PROMPTLY YANKED OUT HIS MOUNTIE SHOTGUN."

"DO NOT FRET CHILDREN!" Dudley exclaimed. "I'll handle this creature of the night!"

"DUDLEY NO!!" The inspector exclaimed, rushing out.

"Inspector??" Dudley promptly put down his shotgun. "Why, it was only a mask! Haha!"

"Man, what a rip!" A kid wearing a cardboard robot outfit exclaimed.

"Now now, children, the night has just begun, maybe we could--" Dudley paused and looked ahead in the distance. "OH MY WORD SNIDELY!"

"Now, now Do-Right, remember you're still on the clock for the hayride." The inspector reminded Dudley. "You still haven't reached the part with the—oooh, ghooost caribouuu…" the Inspector spoke, doing a little voice.

"Oh FORGET THE HAYRIDE INSPECTOR!" Dudley exclaimed. "Snidely's on the run! HYAH HORSE!" Dudley cracked the whip, causing Horse to whinny.

"THE CHILDREN GASPED AND THEN CHEERED AS DUDLEY NOW DROVE THE HAY WAGON ACROSS THE CLEARING AND INTO THE WOODS AFTER SNIDELY, STILL HOT ON HIS TAIL…"

"GO GET HIM MR. DO-RIGHT!" A little girl wearing a black cat outfit exclaimed.

"Oh I most certainly WILL go get my aunt, little kitty!" Dudley exclaimed.

"No, NOT YOUR AUNT!" Another boy wearing a werewolf outfit exclaims. "SNIDELY!"

"Oh, right, thank you son!" Dudley replied and continued to drive the wagon after the green-skinned man.

"EVENTUALLY DUDLEY HAD SNIDELY CORNERED BETWEEN HIM AND A MASSIVE, RUSHING RIVER."

"Give up now Snidely!" Dudley exclaimed. "You can't expect to kidnap Nell on HALLOWEEN without me noticing!"

"OH DO-RIGHT, SO NAIVE!" Snidely laughed. "How d'you expect to take me in with all these CHILDREN?!"

"What children?!" Snidely inquired.

"Oh boys and girls.." Dudley called in a sing-song voice. "I must inform you posthaste that Mr. Whiplash has...CANDYYY..."

"THAT WORD RANG THROUGH THE EARS OF THE CHILDREN LIKE THE BELL OF A FIRETRUCK. EVERY CHILD GAZED AT SNIDELY WITH MISCHIEVOUS, ALMOST DEVILISH INTENT IN THEIR EYES…"

"Children?" Snidely chuckled. "W-why are you l-looking at me like tha—AAAAAAGH!!"

"—CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY—" the children exclaimed, dog-piling, punching, kicking, and biting the green skinned man.

"THE CHILDREN WERE A BIT DISAPPOINTED THAT SNIDELY HAD NO CANDY…UNTIL NELL PULLED OUT A MASSIVE SATCHEL FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SWEETS."

"Here you are my young heroes!" Nell cheerfully poured out the candy for the cheering boys and girls.

"NELL THEN WALKED OVER TO DUDLEY, A SERIOUS BEDROOM EYES LOOK ON HER FACE..."

"--And this, Dudley, is your reward..." Nell grinned and smooched the Mountie. "Happy Halloween, darling..."

"Ohh, Nell..." Dudley sighed, his face growing red.

"AND SO, DUDLEY SAVES THE DAY ONCE MORE, or rather the night, NOT THROUGH CUNNING OR SHEER FORCE OF WILL…but by being himself."

--

"And now, back to the show!"