Title: Consequences of our Actions
Disclosure:
Warner Brothers Television Distribution and Shoot The Moon Productions owns
these characters, as well as to the writers, and actors who created and
portrayed them. I am just a humble
author who wanted to breathe a little life back into them in an effort to be
entertaining.
Timing and
assumptions: Just after series
ended. Obviously, no one knows about
the marriage, Lee and Amanda are still sneaking around to get time together,
and all those who were peeping toms into their lives want to know how it all
ended up. Generous references to the
past and the events of the 4th season… and occasionally you might
see a character utter a familiar line…
Author: WhizGidget
Written: Dec 2000-Jan 2001
Rating: PG-ish…
probably more accurate as a G, but this allows for one's mind to wander…
Comments? I'd love to see 'em. Encouragement to continue? I'd love that too. Flames? Sure, why not, I need something to roast marshmallows by…
After they had
explained the circumstances of why they decided to hide their marital status,
and when the wedding had actually taken place, Billy had seemed to be a little
more calm and rational about the whole situation. That didn't, however, get them off the hook with Smyth.
Billy was about
to review reports and had requested Francine's assistance when his phone rang
and it had been McFarland from IA. He
was requested verification on the marital status on both of his agents in the
Q-Bureau. "Divorced for Mrs. King,
hopelessly single for Stetson," had been Billy's reply. Billy expected the laugh that he got from
McFarland about Lee's status, but hadn't expected the reply, "Not anymore, he's
not. In fact-" and that was the last that Billy heard as he had slammed down
the phone. Francine looked up and asked
what IA had found that Lee had done now. Billy wasn't the only one who was going to get an unexpected reply that
afternoon. Francine went into immediate
shock when he muttered, "He got married," as he grabbed his jacket and headed
out the door.
Both Lee and
Amanda started laughing at Billy's supposition that Francine was probably still
sitting in his office in shock. He
hadn't looked back into his office or the bullpen after he left, and wouldn't
have spoken to anyone, if Dr. Smyth hadn't stepped in his way. Smyth requested, in his usual overbearingly
polite way, that "Stetson and the housewife" have a meeting with him and Billy
first thing tomorrow morning. Oh, and
to wish them a good afternoon when he sees them. Silence settled around the trio, as they pondered that
thought. No good would come out of
that meeting, and they all knew it.
Billy stood to
leave; he had to go make sure that Francine was o.k. He wasn't completely sure that she had heard what he said, but
wanted to explain the whole truth before the rumor mills went into
overdrive.
After he left,
the house was quiet for a few minutes, and Amanda asked, "Well, what do we do
now?"
"Now, *I* go back
to my lonely apartment, pack a bag, and come over here so that we can tell your
mother and Philip and Jaime the truth about our relationship."
"Not so fast, big
fella. What exactly are we going to
tell them? That we kept our marriage a secret
for no reason for almost 5 months? How
do we explain that?"
"By coming clean
about our jobs."
"Which we may not
have tomorrow morning." Amanda sat down
on the couch next to Lee. "We can wait
one more night. Tomorrow we'll know what
Smyth wants to do to us, and then we can take it from there. Please?" She looked up at Lee with slightly widened eyes. She could do no wrong, or ask for the world
and he'd give it to her when she looked at him like that.
"Ok. One more night." Lee was struck with a thought. "Listen, Amanda, that's a great idea. I can head home, clean up the apartment a bit, and pack a bunch of
clothes up for moving here."
"Do you need
help?"
"No, that's
ok. I remember the last time you helped
me clean out my closets. I think I can
handle this. I have a few errands to
run too – and some outside contacts to make before they hear of the news
secondhand. T.P. would never forgive
us." Lee nodded at Amanda to further
make his point as he made this last statement.
After driving a
discreet distance from the house, Lee picked up the phone in the Corvette, and
made a quick phone call. "Can you meet
me at my place, now? We really need to
talk. Great. Thanks."
Amanda's mind
remained pre-occupied for the better part of the rest of the day. Dotty couldn't figure out what was going on
with her daughter, and this was the first night in weeks that Lee Stetson
wasn't present in the kitchen, or the den, or the family room, or in the
backyard with the boys. Dotty stopped at
this last thought. He tried so hard
with the boys and they had come around to liking him with no problems. Both Philip and Jaime had said that they
wouldn't mind having Lee around on a permanent basis. So, when was he going to make a permanent commitment to Amanda?
Dotty tried to
pry information as to what Lee was up to, but Amanda was casually vague about
it. She seemed a little down, so Dotty
started scheming. She asked Philip to
call over to Lee's place and invite him over for dinner as a surprise while she
kept Amanda busy in the garden. Goodness knows, that garden needed more work from the neighbor's dogs
and the kids running through their backyard. It was a wonder that there was even grass back there.
Philip picked up
the phone in the den and dialed Lee's number from memory. Philip and Lee had hit it off right from
the first time they were introduced, and he had given the boys his phone number
in case they ever needed someone to talk to that wasn't their mom or
grandma. Philip had really appreciated
it, and had called Lee a couple of times when it came to a problem with a girl
at school, but they hadn't let on to Amanda. She thought her oldest son to still be to young to worry about girls.
The phone in
Lee's apartment rang while he was in the kitchen making coffee, and his guest,
who had been a frequent visitor, was polite and answered the phone. Thus, Philip was not expecting to hear the
female voice that answered, "Stetson residence?" He was silent, not knowing what to say when the woman said,
"Hello? Is anyone there?" Philip put
the phone back down softly into the cradle. This was not something that Mom needed to know in her present mood, and
not something for Grandma to start in on considering she was always pestering
Lee as to when he was going to ask his mother to marry him. Lee had always artfully dodged answering
the question either by changing the subject or laughing. Philip now thought he knew why. When Grandma asked, he would simply say
that there was no answer. That would
solve the problem for tonight.
But that wasn't
going to solve Lee's problem with Philip when next they saw each other.
Lee picked Amanda
up the next morning to head for work, and found that she, unlike him, had slept
extraordinarily well. She had
mentioned that she did wake up at one point because she had had a dream, well a
nightmare, really, about what had happened in that warehouse. She had stayed awake to think about whether
or not she could have done anything different, as Dr. Pfaff had suggested, and
had come up blank. Having reasoned that
out, she fell back to sleep quickly, and assured Lee that there was nothing to
worry about in that aspect. She was a
little worried about Philip – he seemed a little distant this morning. Instead of the usual banter between Lee and
Philip, her oldest son had barely acknowledged him, and left the house without
saying goodbye. Jaime didn't know what
was going on with Philip's attitude either, just that he'd been that way since
last night.
When they reached
The Agency, Lee and Amanda walked into the noisy bullpen, and all conversation
immediately stopped. They weren't doing
anything out of the ordinary, but both agents became extremely self-conscious to
the fact that they were the cause of the silence. Everyone had noticed Francine yesterday sitting in Billy's office
in shock, but no one had dared approach while Billy was gone. She had finally come out shortly after his
return, looking a little dazed, and even this morning, she still seemed rather
preoccupied with the news. It must have
had to do with the rumors that everyone had heard – Lee and Amanda were going
to be removed from service, and it had to do with either the two of them having
a personal relationship, or Lee getting married. No one was sure whether one rumor had to do with the other.
The two agents
headed straight for Billy's office, where the door was waiting open for
them. Billy had noticed the silence
before noticing what had caused it, and came to stand in the doorway. He barked, "Back to work, people!" A few agents jumped when he slammed the door
behind Lee, and immediately started closing the blinds.
Almost
immediately, Lee set to the task of wearing a line in the usual place in the
carpet, while firing off unanswerable questions regarding their partnership,
and Billy kept telling him to sit down. Finally, Amanda couldn't take it anymore, stood up, grabbed her
husband's arm, and asked him quietly to stop. Lee looked at her, nodded, and sat down next to her. Billy looked shocked at the result of her
request. All she did was touch his
arm, and he looked like he would do anything in the world for her. Yes, this was going to be a good thing for
Scarecrow to settle down and be a family man. And if Smyth did anything to break up this team, The Agency would never
be the same.
Just the simple
fact that Lee Stetson had gotten married had been too much for Francine to
handle when Billy had dropped the info into her lap before heading to find Lee
and Amanda, and she had stayed seated in his office the entire time he had been
gone. She had barely recovered from her
shock when Billy showed up and explained that what she had heard him say was
true, with one additional detail: who he had married. Amanda. That pretty much
sent Francine's mind into overload, and she sat on the couch with a dazed look
on her face – she was again sitting in Billy's office in much the same state
that she was the previous day, and asking herself a lot of the same
questions. It was shocking enough that
Lee had started a relationship with the housewife, but married her? And even more
shocking yet was the fact that they had been married for the better part of a
year? And it wasn't a cover? And… "Ugh," she groaned, unnoticed by the
others in the office. Her head hurt,
and Stetson wasn't helping matters with the pacing and the incessant
questions.
Even in her
shocked state, however, it hadn't been lost on Francine that Amanda had managed
to get Lee to stop pacing with just a touch and a couple of quiet words. And that sent her mind reeling even more.
"Billy, Smyth's
going to break us up, isn't he? That's
the master plan that he has, isn't it?" Lee's questions didn't tame down once he sat, but at least he wasn't
causing the others in the room to be so damn dizzy.
"I don't know,
Lee. Smyth's never liked Amanda very
much; he likes you even less. It's
possible that the very thing you want – your partnership – will have to dissolve at his whim. Or perhaps one, or both, of you will be
forced to resign. But we'll just have
to wait and see – I don't have the foggiest idea what he has planned." Billy sighed. He hoped that wasn't what Smyth had planned. If Amanda had to leave (which was the most
likely possibility because of her short official tenure with The Agency),
Scarecrow would probably go back to being partner less, and driving anyone
crazy who was partnered with him for even a short time.
"Mr. Melrose, we
know Dr. Smyth hates me, and he'll have my job…" Amanda stopped at the sound of
the door opening, and Dr. Smyth walked into the room as if on cue.
"Well, well,
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Scarecrow kissed the girls and made them
cry. I bet there are some girls crying
today, Scarecrow. No offense Mrs.
King. I hear that Scarecrow danced
down the yellow brick road to move into your house. And if I remember the story correctly, the Scarecrow didn't have
a brain, so I guess it makes sense that he would lose his head." Dr. Smyth puffed on his ever-present
cigarette with a self-satisfied smile on his face. "The two of you were too good to be true, and the rumors were
just too juicy. I was sure that
something would come out from listening in to your apartment, Scarecrow, but I
suppose that IA background checks are more effective than having agents listen
to you two in Scarecrow's apartment every other night."
Amanda looked
over at Lee. 'What does he mean by
every other night,' she wondered. Lee
stared at Smyth, with an expressionless face and Amanda could see the muscle in
his jaw twitching. Billy held the same
position as Lee – twin volcanoes ready to blow.
Lee managed a
little more self-restraint than his boss. "Dr. Smyth! What do you mean in
bugging my best team of field agents! What was there to gain in this exercise? And forcing the IA checks when they're unnecessary is out of
line!" The background noise from the
bullpen went silent at hearing Billy's raised voice.
"Just keeping an
eye on the best interests of this Agency. You know as well as I do that it can lead to a compromising situation if
agents get involved on a personal level. It's too bad that you had to compromise your career, King, you were
turning out to be a pretty good agent. Terrible shame that you're not going to be able to continue with The
Agency. As for you, Stetson, you're
suspended until further notice, with the likelihood to be out of a job
too. I expect someone – "with this he
looked pointedly at Billy"- will find a way to keep you on the job, but there's
no hope for your wife. Congratulations,
forgive me for not sending a gift, but I wasn't invited to the nuptials. Sayonara, sweethearts."
With that Smyth
walked out of the office, and before he closed the door he stood looking out
into the bullpen. Everyone out there
quickly went back to work. Lee looked
helplessly at Billy. "Billy, he can't
do this. Amanda's my partner – she has
been for the better part of the last 4 years. Whether anyone liked to admit it or not." He looked from Billy to Amanda. "I'm sorry, 'Manda. There was
nothing I could do, I wanted to hide the paperwork, but…" His voice trailed off.
"I know,
Lee. The only way to hide this whole
thing would have been to marry under an assumed name, and then it wouldn't be
real. I knew it was risky, and that we
could have been found out. It's ok,
sweetheart. Dr. Smyth would have found
a way to be rid of me eventually." She
smiled weakly. "Mr. Melrose, Sir? Has Dr. Smyth seen anyone about his preoccupation
with twisting nursery rhymes or did he have a twisted childhood?"
Billy and Lee
both turned to stare at Amanda. Francine was still sitting on the sofa trying to digest everything that
was happening. "I'm sorry, Mr. Melrose.
I couldn't resist, but he's always talking in circles referencing nursery
rhymes, and well…" Amanda's voice trailed off.
Billy shook his
head slightly as he addressed the senior agent of the team. "Lee, if you had at least told me that it
was this serious, I might have been able to do something. I could have covered for you, or delayed
checks, smothered paperwork for a while. But how could let this Agency, or me for that matter, find out via a
background check?" Billy's voice was
starting to rise.
"Smyth's probably
known about us for a while, with those bugs," Lee stated as he stood to start
pacing again.
"All the more
reason that you should have kept me in the loop!" Billy roared.
At this, Francine
woke up from her trance in a stormy mood. "How could you? How could you
keep this from us? We're your
friends! I mean it's not like anybody
didn't know about you two!!" Francine's
voice rose with each statement. "We all
heard the rumors around the office. You'd
have to be an idiot not to notice it!"
Lee and Amanda
turned to stare at Francine and then turned to look at each other. How could anyone have known? Had they been spotted somewhere together? Billy smiled, shaking his head. These two may be his best team of agents, but
they certainly were stupid when it came to hiding their feelings for one
another.
"What Francine
means, I think, is that it got to be pretty obvious to anyone who paid
attention to the two of you that you were involved. Lee, you've become so much more protective of Amanda—"
"She's my
partner. Before that she was civilian
auxiliary. What was I supposed to do,
leave her—"
"Scarecrow, let
me finish," Billy roared. Lee took a
deep breath, looked down, and sat back down. "I was going to say that you've become even more protective of Amanda
even after she joined the training programs and came on full time. You'd have to be blind to see how you react
when she comes into a room… and let's not get started on the Q-Bureau." Billy stared Lee down, who immediately
started turning red around the collar.
"For the amount
of times I've almost caught you two," Francine teased. "Lee, how could you be so dense? You give new meaning to the words 'dumb
blonde'. How long has it been since we
last saw you drag in looking for aspirin and coffee after a late night? Now, half the time you walk in with a smile
on your face, and the other half you walk in looking like you haven't slept,
but you see Amanda and you're immediately walking on clouds. And you'd think you would have figured that
we knew something was going on after all those warnings when you had to cozy
back up to Elisa Danton."
"What do you
mean? I thought you guys were just
trying to warn me off of her and her 'intentions'?" Lee looked confused.
"We were," Billy
stated.
"And we were
trying to protect Amanda," Francine continued. At mention of her name, Amanda looked up at Francine with great
interest. "I know. I know I warned you about getting involved
with Lee, and we may not have gotten to be good friends, but I know of where I
speak. Lee, I've seen enough of your
broken hearts in the steno pool, and I didn't want to see your team break up
after you stomped on Amanda's heart with Elisa and expected things to be the
same. She deserves better than
that." Francine's intent hung in the
air: Amanda deserved better than the
Playboy version of Lee Stetson.
"But I
wouldn't—"
"But they didn't
know that," Amanda quietly interrupted. "They didn't know that we were involved. Only we knew that. Only
I knew that you'd given up those black books almost two years ago. And I know how much pressure Elisa was
putting on you."
"Amanda, you
don't know the half—"
"Two years
ago!" Francine shrieked. Amanda simply nodded.
"She does, Lee," Billy
said. "I told her about Elisa cozying
up to me to try and find out who had you wrapped around their little finger,
because she wasn't getting anywhere as fast as she would have liked. And Lee, we all remember that you had quite
the reputation following you around. Still do, if you listen to the rumor mill."
"Don't remind
me." Lee looked almost stricken at that
comment.
"What I don't
understand, are those rumors about you and Amanda, and then the rumor that you
were going permanently off the market. We know they're both true, but why didn't they cross each other?" Billy thought about adding that last rumor
about someone outside The Agency as an afterthought, but dropped it thinking
that there was mis-information involved.
"Billy, you're so
out of the gossip loop." Francine
smiled. "That rumor about Lee being off the market was due to the first bit
about him and Amanda. From the way
they act around each other, and the way he's settled down – even taking Amanda
on as his partner last year? Come on,
this was a foregone conclusion."
"I wasn't aware I
was so transparent, Francine," Lee muttered.
"Francine's
right, Sir. The rumors were true. Lee was seriously involved with someone and
he was off the market. The only thing
that was a mystery was *who* he was involved with." Amanda looked up at Billy and smiled.
"Hey, Billy,
we're trained to protect secrets. Amanda and I kept this one fairly well protected, don't you think?" Lee flashed a smile at his boss.
"You know,
Stetson," Francine smirked, "this is
just like you. You couldn't turn your
head away from a challenge, and Amanda was the first woman in a long, long time
who didn't succumb to your charms immediately like some of the others I've
heard about. I guess our little housewife
was smarter than I gave her credit for." At this statement, Amanda looked shocked and started to say
something. "No, no, Amanda. I'm not implying that you were trying to
catch Scarecrow, but you have to admit that you were way smarter than to swoon
over him at first sight like some others have."
'If she only
knew…' Amanda and Lee were both thinking.
To Be Continued…
