HIGH SCHOOL HIJINX!
Part 2: English Escapades!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own school... if I did it wouldn't exist and then I wouldn't own it so then it would exist and then I'd own it and it then wouldn't exist but then if it didn't I wouldn't own it and then it'd exist... Argh! Anyway, I own Pokémon 'coz I'm Nintendo and Gamefreak etc. There now you can't sue me for plagarism, you can sue me for impersonation.
Period one: English! Actually, I used to have a double period of English in the morning on Mondays... *shuddering* but that was ages ago. Anyway, the Pokémon go to english class... and stuff happens. Just read!
THUNDER: *walking down the hallway* **English first period. This is cruelty to Pokémon! We should call the RSPCP!** (A/N RSPCP stands for Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Pokémon or whatever it is)
GARLIC: **We won't get to English anyway. We're lost!**
SPARKY: **He's right you know. We have no idea where we're going.**
THUNDER: **Sure we do. We're going to room W3**
CUTIE: **Where's that?**
THUNDER: **Uhhh...**
SLASH: **Guys, Mewbaby's gone again!**
QUIFF: **I think she went the RIGHT WAY...**
MEWBABY: **There you guys are! What are you doing way over here? Class is this way** *flys off in the opposite direction. The classroom is actually right next to their form room...*
***
THUNDER: *in classroom* **We finally made it to class. Whoopee.**
~DONG! DONG! DONG!~
*teacher comes in*
TEACHER: Hello 7.....
SPARKY: **G**
TEACHER: 7G. I knew that. My name's Mr Williams. I don't know all your names so forgive me... *goes on and on in the typical teacher way*
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
*Mr W goes out of the classroom to get something*
THUNDER: *makes a paper aeroplane and flys it to Slash* **Check this out!**
SLASH: *catches it and looks at it* **I could make a better one!**
*soon there are paper planes flying all over the room. One gets stuck on a high window ledge*
PIKAPIN: **Ah, my plane's stuck!**
CUTIE: **I'll get it!** *climbs up onto the window ledge. Just then the teacher comes in*
MR W: What are you doing up there?!
CUTIE: *startled, he slips* **Whoa, whoa, waaaaaaah!** *falls onto the window. It's not shut properly so it opens and he falls straight out the window*
*suddenly a paper plane flys right into Mr W's head*
MR W: Who threw that? *silence* Well then, I guess everyone will have to write an essay on 'Why I Should Not Throw Paper Planes Around The Classroom'.
CLASS: **Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!**
***
*25 minutes later*
MR W: Time up! *collects the essays and starts reading them out*
"'Why I Shouldn't Throw Paper Planes Around The Classroom' by Thunder.
I shouldn't throw paper planes around the classroom because it's fun and in school fun is illegal. Also Cutie falls out windows and Mr W gets even more brain damage than he already has and it's really funny the look on his face when he got hit by that plane and I think it was mine and man was that funny I've gotta try that in my other classes..."
THUNDER!
THUNDER: **Uh oh... **
MR W: I'M GIVING YOU A LUNCHTIME DETENTION!
THUNDER: **Which one of us is Thunder?**
MR W: DON'T BE SMART! Now go to the principal's office. *Thunder leaves... in the opposite direction to the principal's office...*
"'........' by Quiff.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
QUIFF!
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-huh?! Wha?! Aw man, I was having the Holden dream again....** *sees the teacher's face* **Ummm... pi = 3.1416??? Umm... 1 000 000 000 squared is 31622.7766016837933199889354443272?**
MR W: Huh????? *very confused*
GARLIC: **How the heck could she write 'zzzzz' if she was asleep?** *Slash laughs silently to himself* **Oh honestly Slash...** *starts laughing.*
*soon the whole gang knows the joke (apart from Thunder and Cutie) and are laughing*
MR W: Silence! *reads another one*
"'Why I Shouldn't etc' by Slash.
I dunno. The End."
Slash... you can write this properly for homework.
SLASH: **Aaaaaaaaaaaa-**
~DONG DONG! DONG!~
SLASH: **-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa**
*all the way to the next class*
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw**
QUIFF: **Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!**
TO BE CONTINUED...
What happened to Thunder and Cutie? What's the next class? How will I kill Tracy next? I know all the answers, and you don't!
By the way, if you happen to be reading this Mewberries, please email me I have to ask you something...
And whoever that mullet-head was who was bashing Brock in his/her review just to annoy me, I'll get you, somehow.................................................................................................................................
Part 2: English Escapades!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own school... if I did it wouldn't exist and then I wouldn't own it so then it would exist and then I'd own it and it then wouldn't exist but then if it didn't I wouldn't own it and then it'd exist... Argh! Anyway, I own Pokémon 'coz I'm Nintendo and Gamefreak etc. There now you can't sue me for plagarism, you can sue me for impersonation.
Period one: English! Actually, I used to have a double period of English in the morning on Mondays... *shuddering* but that was ages ago. Anyway, the Pokémon go to english class... and stuff happens. Just read!
THUNDER: *walking down the hallway* **English first period. This is cruelty to Pokémon! We should call the RSPCP!** (A/N RSPCP stands for Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Pokémon or whatever it is)
GARLIC: **We won't get to English anyway. We're lost!**
SPARKY: **He's right you know. We have no idea where we're going.**
THUNDER: **Sure we do. We're going to room W3**
CUTIE: **Where's that?**
THUNDER: **Uhhh...**
SLASH: **Guys, Mewbaby's gone again!**
QUIFF: **I think she went the RIGHT WAY...**
MEWBABY: **There you guys are! What are you doing way over here? Class is this way** *flys off in the opposite direction. The classroom is actually right next to their form room...*
***
THUNDER: *in classroom* **We finally made it to class. Whoopee.**
~DONG! DONG! DONG!~
*teacher comes in*
TEACHER: Hello 7.....
SPARKY: **G**
TEACHER: 7G. I knew that. My name's Mr Williams. I don't know all your names so forgive me... *goes on and on in the typical teacher way*
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
*Mr W goes out of the classroom to get something*
THUNDER: *makes a paper aeroplane and flys it to Slash* **Check this out!**
SLASH: *catches it and looks at it* **I could make a better one!**
*soon there are paper planes flying all over the room. One gets stuck on a high window ledge*
PIKAPIN: **Ah, my plane's stuck!**
CUTIE: **I'll get it!** *climbs up onto the window ledge. Just then the teacher comes in*
MR W: What are you doing up there?!
CUTIE: *startled, he slips* **Whoa, whoa, waaaaaaah!** *falls onto the window. It's not shut properly so it opens and he falls straight out the window*
*suddenly a paper plane flys right into Mr W's head*
MR W: Who threw that? *silence* Well then, I guess everyone will have to write an essay on 'Why I Should Not Throw Paper Planes Around The Classroom'.
CLASS: **Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!**
***
*25 minutes later*
MR W: Time up! *collects the essays and starts reading them out*
"'Why I Shouldn't Throw Paper Planes Around The Classroom' by Thunder.
I shouldn't throw paper planes around the classroom because it's fun and in school fun is illegal. Also Cutie falls out windows and Mr W gets even more brain damage than he already has and it's really funny the look on his face when he got hit by that plane and I think it was mine and man was that funny I've gotta try that in my other classes..."
THUNDER!
THUNDER: **Uh oh... **
MR W: I'M GIVING YOU A LUNCHTIME DETENTION!
THUNDER: **Which one of us is Thunder?**
MR W: DON'T BE SMART! Now go to the principal's office. *Thunder leaves... in the opposite direction to the principal's office...*
"'........' by Quiff.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
QUIFF!
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-huh?! Wha?! Aw man, I was having the Holden dream again....** *sees the teacher's face* **Ummm... pi = 3.1416??? Umm... 1 000 000 000 squared is 31622.7766016837933199889354443272?**
MR W: Huh????? *very confused*
GARLIC: **How the heck could she write 'zzzzz' if she was asleep?** *Slash laughs silently to himself* **Oh honestly Slash...** *starts laughing.*
*soon the whole gang knows the joke (apart from Thunder and Cutie) and are laughing*
MR W: Silence! *reads another one*
"'Why I Shouldn't etc' by Slash.
I dunno. The End."
Slash... you can write this properly for homework.
SLASH: **Aaaaaaaaaaaa-**
~DONG DONG! DONG!~
SLASH: **-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa**
*all the way to the next class*
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw**
QUIFF: **Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!**
TO BE CONTINUED...
What happened to Thunder and Cutie? What's the next class? How will I kill Tracy next? I know all the answers, and you don't!
By the way, if you happen to be reading this Mewberries, please email me I have to ask you something...
And whoever that mullet-head was who was bashing Brock in his/her review just to annoy me, I'll get you, somehow.................................................................................................................................