Powerful guys and gals in spandex #1 The day of the trashcan.
On an unknown planet two astronauts are looking around.
They find a trash can sitting near a hill and walk over to it.
"Jeez. The places we dump our stuff. It's ridiculous." The first guy says.
"Let's open it up and find out if there is anything good in it." The other guy says.
They open the can with great difficulty. Suddenly a beam of light shoots out and nearby it turns into a
group of weird creatures and a witch.
"It's about damn time they let me out. I told them 'no longer than 10 years'." Zita repulsing says.
"Wow isn't it amazing that we can talk when there's no oxygen?" Moldar asks.
"Oh who cares. I want to take out my rage on something." Zita says.
She scans the heavens for something.
"Well its ether that big ball of blue or that field of rocks. Which one do you think has intelligent life on it?"
Zita asks.
"The field of rocks." Moldar responds.
"Uh yeah but I like the big blue orb better. Sides not having intelligent life will make it easier to attack it."
Zita says.
"Okay let's get on with this scene. This was only supposed to last for 1 minute and it's been 5 so far. This
is only a 22-minute show. I guess we will cut some unimportant scene out somewhere." A voice says.
"Okay cut to the scene with the teenagers with attitudes." Another voice says.
Suddenly the whole scene changes from the moon to a place called devil grove. A couple of people are all
sitting around a table looking around in a soda place.
"Whoa. I think I grew a new muscle from just lifting this fork." Raison says.
The nerd in the group notices a pretty female nerd walking by.
"Hey. You want to go on a date tonight. I can read to you the whole periodic table." Silly says.
"Heck no. Get lost nerd." The girl nerd says.
"Yo good job point dexter." Fact says.
A popping noise happens and Fact looks around, fingering his weapon.
"Yo. Was that a popping going down? Darn it I hate when I miss that." Fact says.
Creamy says something in Japanese.
"Say what? You know we don't speak Japanese. No shut up while I look at myself in the mirror."
Slimberly says.
Raison is already looking at her in the mirror of the booth. Looking at her incredible figure that is.
Meanwhile on a moon base. A robot is working around.
"Aye aye aye. That evil witch has been freed." Beta says.
"Darn it. I knew I shouldn't have got that stupid cheep lock to seal her in." Big head says.
"Yeah really. If you want to lock something good, you shouldn't pay anything less than 30 bucks." Beta
says.
"Darn it. I guess it's time to use these power coins. They lose value when they are taken out of their place
you know." Big head says angry.
"Yeah I know what you mean. But is worth more. These coins, or the earth?" Beta asks.
"The coins of course. But if I let the earth be destroyed, the moon will probably be destroyed too in the
shockwave. Fine find a couple of teenagers with attitude." Big head says.
"How many?" Beta asks.
"Oh I don't know. How many are in the Japanese series this is supposed to be based on?" Big head asks.
"Six. Oh wait I mean five. The sixth one comes later." A voice responds.
"Okay five then." Big head says.
Meanwhile back at the soda shop, something begins to happen with the rangers.
"Hey. How come I am getting so tingly all of a sudden?" Slimberly asks.
"Hey I have been feeling tingly for a long time." Raison says still looking at Slimberly in the mirror.
Suddenly they all disappear and reappear in the command center.
"Wow it's a fully functioning automaton." Silly says looking at Beta.
"Oh shut up with that stuff already." Raison says.
"Welcome. You have been chosen to be warriors to save the world from the evil Zita Repulsing." Big head
says.
Creamy says some stuff in Japanese. Big head says some other stuff back.
"Huh. What did she say?" Raison asks.
"She said 'when are these guys gonna understand my language and the fact that I can't speak English."
Beta responds.
"Hey who's this girl? She wasn't with us?" Raison asks looking over at a longhaired woman.
"Hey I'm a man. My name is Zombie." Zombie says.
"You idiot. You brought him in too early. He doesn't come until later." A voice scolds.
"Sorry man." Beta says.
Zombie disappears. Beta gives the rangers each of their power coins.
"These coins will give you powers to fight evil. You will be clad in spandex." Alpha says.
"Yeah and don't you dare destroy them. They are worth a lot." Big head says.
"Uh we better rewrite the story we were planning 3.5 years from now." A voice whispers.
"Nah. Maybe by then he will have forgotten about the coins." Another voice whispers.
"Please turn to the viewing globe." Big head says.
They all turn except for Creamy who doesn't understand English. Beta turns her around.
"These are your weapons. Hordes. They will help you fight monsters that are too big for your spandex
britches." Big head says.
"I'm afraid of the dark. How am I gonna fight these monsters?" Silly asks.
"Cause I will give you an atomic wedgie if you don't" Raison says waving his fist.
"Good enough." Silly says cowering.
Meanwhile on the new moon castle of Zita, she plots how to take over the earth. She looks down with her
telescope and sees the teenagers leaving the command center.
"Those must be the power girls and guys in spandex suits." Zita says.
"Hey boss. I have wondered something ever since we got freed. How come your lips don't move in sync
to your words?" Moldar asks.
"Cause I am so evil, I can speak English while mouthing Japanese." Zita says.
"What's Japanese?" Moldar asks.
"Dunno. It was on my script." Zita says.
Zita shakes her head.
"Anyway send down some silly putties after them." Zita says.
"Who do we send them after again?" Moldar asks.
"Powerful guys and gals… Oh never mind." Zita says.
One of her henchman takes out a cup with the words silly putty on the side. He then cooks it and out
comes a bunch of silly putties. Back on earth the powerful guys and gals are looking around. Suddenly the
silly putties appear and start attacking.
"What's going on here?" Raison asks.
They beat up on the powerful guys and gals and Slimberly screams.
"Okay that's a wrap. Go to a commercial." A voice says.
"Huh what was that?" Silly says than notices that everybody is frozen and everything is getting dark.
"What's with him?" A voice asks.
"He's too smart to be fooled by things like commercial breaks. To him the action continues throughout the
break." Another voice says.
"Oh well. Go to the break anyway." The first voice says.
"Oh my god. I'm dying. Everything is going black." Silly screams.
"Shut him up." A voice says.
A brick flies from the screen and knocks him out.
"Okay it's time to go back again." A voice says.
The guys and gals are fighting the silly putties.
"How are we gonna defeat these things?" Raison asks.
Creamy says something in Japanese.
"Damn it creamy. Speak English." Fact yells.
Creamy points to her wrist watch changer.
"Oh I think she meant for us to change into powerful guys and gals." Raison says.
They take off their wristwatches and set the time. They all become the powerful guys and gals in spandex.
Suddenly the five disappear into beams of light.
"What's going on?" Slimberly asks.
"I just soiled my pants." Silly whines.
"I think we are gonna save the world or something." Raison says.
They land and reappear. More silly putties are there. They are lead by a golden chimpanzee called Moldar.
"Get them." Moldar yells raising his sword.
The rangers easily defeat the silly putties. But Moldar begins kicking their butts.
"Ouch that hurt. I don't want to be a powerful guy anymore." Silly says crying.
Rasion makes an atomic wedgie motion at Silly.
"Okay okay. I will fight." Silly says afraid.
"Make my Moldar grow." Zita says.
She takes out a flowering canister and pours water towards earth. The water strikes Moldar and makes him
grow.
"Damn it. We need the megahordes." Raison says.
A bunch of stupid looking animal robots appears from their location.
"How are we supposed to enter those if the entrance is way up there?" Fact asks.
"I know. Let's do it like that one guy that can jump way up. But we need to proper sound effect." Raison
says.
"Sorry. We don't have that in the budget. Just fake it." A voice says.
They all jump into their hordes. The hordes fire on Moldar but don't do any good. The hordes join
together to form a fighting tank. All the weapons fire on Moldar but don't do any good.
"Oh this sucks. Can't these stupid machines do anything right?" Raison asks hitting the console.
That sets something off and the tank megahorde changes into the walking megahorde.
"Power sword." Raison says.
"How did you know we had that. Big head didn't say anything about this?" Silly asks.
"Simple. I read the script." Raison says.
The sword powers up and blasts Moldar.
"You haven't seen the last of me." Moldar says then disappears.
"Of course we haven't seen the last of him. He's in every episode, I read it in the scripts." Raison says.
Later on Big head is telling them the rules of being powerful guys and gals.
"1, you must never wear your spandex suits in the shower. 2, nobody must know about the fight club.
Oops wrong screenplay. 3, only become powerful guys and gals if Zita forces the battle. Cause if you do
otherwise than Slimberly may tear her suit. 4, you must never use your powers for your own personal gain.
Cause that would just be so unfair." Big head says.
"Blah blah blah. Rules suck. Just tell me what will happen if we violate them." Fact says annoyed.
"This." Big head says.
A scene where Fact is being fired is shown.
"Oh big deal." Fact says.
They all form a circle of hands.
"Powerful guys and gals." They all yell as they leap in the air.
"And that's a wrap. Are the ratings good enough to be on fox kids?" A voice asks.
"Nope. Not even close. Maybe if we repeat this episode this Monday." Another voice says.
"Nah. We'll just show another one next Saturday." The first voice says.
The end.
On an unknown planet two astronauts are looking around.
They find a trash can sitting near a hill and walk over to it.
"Jeez. The places we dump our stuff. It's ridiculous." The first guy says.
"Let's open it up and find out if there is anything good in it." The other guy says.
They open the can with great difficulty. Suddenly a beam of light shoots out and nearby it turns into a
group of weird creatures and a witch.
"It's about damn time they let me out. I told them 'no longer than 10 years'." Zita repulsing says.
"Wow isn't it amazing that we can talk when there's no oxygen?" Moldar asks.
"Oh who cares. I want to take out my rage on something." Zita says.
She scans the heavens for something.
"Well its ether that big ball of blue or that field of rocks. Which one do you think has intelligent life on it?"
Zita asks.
"The field of rocks." Moldar responds.
"Uh yeah but I like the big blue orb better. Sides not having intelligent life will make it easier to attack it."
Zita says.
"Okay let's get on with this scene. This was only supposed to last for 1 minute and it's been 5 so far. This
is only a 22-minute show. I guess we will cut some unimportant scene out somewhere." A voice says.
"Okay cut to the scene with the teenagers with attitudes." Another voice says.
Suddenly the whole scene changes from the moon to a place called devil grove. A couple of people are all
sitting around a table looking around in a soda place.
"Whoa. I think I grew a new muscle from just lifting this fork." Raison says.
The nerd in the group notices a pretty female nerd walking by.
"Hey. You want to go on a date tonight. I can read to you the whole periodic table." Silly says.
"Heck no. Get lost nerd." The girl nerd says.
"Yo good job point dexter." Fact says.
A popping noise happens and Fact looks around, fingering his weapon.
"Yo. Was that a popping going down? Darn it I hate when I miss that." Fact says.
Creamy says something in Japanese.
"Say what? You know we don't speak Japanese. No shut up while I look at myself in the mirror."
Slimberly says.
Raison is already looking at her in the mirror of the booth. Looking at her incredible figure that is.
Meanwhile on a moon base. A robot is working around.
"Aye aye aye. That evil witch has been freed." Beta says.
"Darn it. I knew I shouldn't have got that stupid cheep lock to seal her in." Big head says.
"Yeah really. If you want to lock something good, you shouldn't pay anything less than 30 bucks." Beta
says.
"Darn it. I guess it's time to use these power coins. They lose value when they are taken out of their place
you know." Big head says angry.
"Yeah I know what you mean. But is worth more. These coins, or the earth?" Beta asks.
"The coins of course. But if I let the earth be destroyed, the moon will probably be destroyed too in the
shockwave. Fine find a couple of teenagers with attitude." Big head says.
"How many?" Beta asks.
"Oh I don't know. How many are in the Japanese series this is supposed to be based on?" Big head asks.
"Six. Oh wait I mean five. The sixth one comes later." A voice responds.
"Okay five then." Big head says.
Meanwhile back at the soda shop, something begins to happen with the rangers.
"Hey. How come I am getting so tingly all of a sudden?" Slimberly asks.
"Hey I have been feeling tingly for a long time." Raison says still looking at Slimberly in the mirror.
Suddenly they all disappear and reappear in the command center.
"Wow it's a fully functioning automaton." Silly says looking at Beta.
"Oh shut up with that stuff already." Raison says.
"Welcome. You have been chosen to be warriors to save the world from the evil Zita Repulsing." Big head
says.
Creamy says some stuff in Japanese. Big head says some other stuff back.
"Huh. What did she say?" Raison asks.
"She said 'when are these guys gonna understand my language and the fact that I can't speak English."
Beta responds.
"Hey who's this girl? She wasn't with us?" Raison asks looking over at a longhaired woman.
"Hey I'm a man. My name is Zombie." Zombie says.
"You idiot. You brought him in too early. He doesn't come until later." A voice scolds.
"Sorry man." Beta says.
Zombie disappears. Beta gives the rangers each of their power coins.
"These coins will give you powers to fight evil. You will be clad in spandex." Alpha says.
"Yeah and don't you dare destroy them. They are worth a lot." Big head says.
"Uh we better rewrite the story we were planning 3.5 years from now." A voice whispers.
"Nah. Maybe by then he will have forgotten about the coins." Another voice whispers.
"Please turn to the viewing globe." Big head says.
They all turn except for Creamy who doesn't understand English. Beta turns her around.
"These are your weapons. Hordes. They will help you fight monsters that are too big for your spandex
britches." Big head says.
"I'm afraid of the dark. How am I gonna fight these monsters?" Silly asks.
"Cause I will give you an atomic wedgie if you don't" Raison says waving his fist.
"Good enough." Silly says cowering.
Meanwhile on the new moon castle of Zita, she plots how to take over the earth. She looks down with her
telescope and sees the teenagers leaving the command center.
"Those must be the power girls and guys in spandex suits." Zita says.
"Hey boss. I have wondered something ever since we got freed. How come your lips don't move in sync
to your words?" Moldar asks.
"Cause I am so evil, I can speak English while mouthing Japanese." Zita says.
"What's Japanese?" Moldar asks.
"Dunno. It was on my script." Zita says.
Zita shakes her head.
"Anyway send down some silly putties after them." Zita says.
"Who do we send them after again?" Moldar asks.
"Powerful guys and gals… Oh never mind." Zita says.
One of her henchman takes out a cup with the words silly putty on the side. He then cooks it and out
comes a bunch of silly putties. Back on earth the powerful guys and gals are looking around. Suddenly the
silly putties appear and start attacking.
"What's going on here?" Raison asks.
They beat up on the powerful guys and gals and Slimberly screams.
"Okay that's a wrap. Go to a commercial." A voice says.
"Huh what was that?" Silly says than notices that everybody is frozen and everything is getting dark.
"What's with him?" A voice asks.
"He's too smart to be fooled by things like commercial breaks. To him the action continues throughout the
break." Another voice says.
"Oh well. Go to the break anyway." The first voice says.
"Oh my god. I'm dying. Everything is going black." Silly screams.
"Shut him up." A voice says.
A brick flies from the screen and knocks him out.
"Okay it's time to go back again." A voice says.
The guys and gals are fighting the silly putties.
"How are we gonna defeat these things?" Raison asks.
Creamy says something in Japanese.
"Damn it creamy. Speak English." Fact yells.
Creamy points to her wrist watch changer.
"Oh I think she meant for us to change into powerful guys and gals." Raison says.
They take off their wristwatches and set the time. They all become the powerful guys and gals in spandex.
Suddenly the five disappear into beams of light.
"What's going on?" Slimberly asks.
"I just soiled my pants." Silly whines.
"I think we are gonna save the world or something." Raison says.
They land and reappear. More silly putties are there. They are lead by a golden chimpanzee called Moldar.
"Get them." Moldar yells raising his sword.
The rangers easily defeat the silly putties. But Moldar begins kicking their butts.
"Ouch that hurt. I don't want to be a powerful guy anymore." Silly says crying.
Rasion makes an atomic wedgie motion at Silly.
"Okay okay. I will fight." Silly says afraid.
"Make my Moldar grow." Zita says.
She takes out a flowering canister and pours water towards earth. The water strikes Moldar and makes him
grow.
"Damn it. We need the megahordes." Raison says.
A bunch of stupid looking animal robots appears from their location.
"How are we supposed to enter those if the entrance is way up there?" Fact asks.
"I know. Let's do it like that one guy that can jump way up. But we need to proper sound effect." Raison
says.
"Sorry. We don't have that in the budget. Just fake it." A voice says.
They all jump into their hordes. The hordes fire on Moldar but don't do any good. The hordes join
together to form a fighting tank. All the weapons fire on Moldar but don't do any good.
"Oh this sucks. Can't these stupid machines do anything right?" Raison asks hitting the console.
That sets something off and the tank megahorde changes into the walking megahorde.
"Power sword." Raison says.
"How did you know we had that. Big head didn't say anything about this?" Silly asks.
"Simple. I read the script." Raison says.
The sword powers up and blasts Moldar.
"You haven't seen the last of me." Moldar says then disappears.
"Of course we haven't seen the last of him. He's in every episode, I read it in the scripts." Raison says.
Later on Big head is telling them the rules of being powerful guys and gals.
"1, you must never wear your spandex suits in the shower. 2, nobody must know about the fight club.
Oops wrong screenplay. 3, only become powerful guys and gals if Zita forces the battle. Cause if you do
otherwise than Slimberly may tear her suit. 4, you must never use your powers for your own personal gain.
Cause that would just be so unfair." Big head says.
"Blah blah blah. Rules suck. Just tell me what will happen if we violate them." Fact says annoyed.
"This." Big head says.
A scene where Fact is being fired is shown.
"Oh big deal." Fact says.
They all form a circle of hands.
"Powerful guys and gals." They all yell as they leap in the air.
"And that's a wrap. Are the ratings good enough to be on fox kids?" A voice asks.
"Nope. Not even close. Maybe if we repeat this episode this Monday." Another voice says.
"Nah. We'll just show another one next Saturday." The first voice says.
The end.