Powerful guys and gals in spandex #3: Raison breaks a sweat.
The powerful guys and gals are my idea. If you steal if for your own then I will send Raison after you to lift you up with one finger.
People are cheering on someone in the gym.
"Come on man you can do it." A kid yells.
A huge bar with two giant weights with the words one ton on them lift up shakily. Everybody cheers and it is revealed that it is Raison.
"You did it man." The kid yells.
"Yeah but I broke a bleeping sweat. I will never lift a ton without breaking a sweat." Raison says angrily.
The celebration is broken up as Raison storms out of the gym shoving people aside.
"Man he never knows how to be happy." The kid says shaking his head.
Raison plows past Slimberly.
"Hey what's your problem?" Slimberly asks.
Raison turns around and nearly hits her but stops himself.
"I'm sorry. I am just pissed cause I still can't life a ton without breaking a sweat." Raison says.
"Oh that is so bad." Slimberly says sarcastically while rolling her eyes back into her head.
"Yeah and after I trained all week. I was lifting my Dad twice every day. And he's like 300 pounds." Raison says.
Meanwhile on the moon, Zita is watching the whole thing.
"Oh poor baby. So he can't lift a ton without breaking a sweat." Zita says in a childish voice.
Moldar laughs.
"I will make him sweat big time. Sphincter I want a super strong monster that can life the Megahorde with one finger." Zita says.
"I have just the thing my queen." Sphincter says.
A bunch of silly putties come in carrying a big Musculor guy.
"Hey what the bleep are you doing?" The guy yells.
"Throw him in the machine silly putties." Sphincter says.
The putties throw him in and Sphincter pulls the lever. Out comes an even more buffed up guy.
"Yo let me at those 5-ton weights. I am going to get buffed up." The monster says in an Austrian like accent.
"Musculor I want you to show that weakling Raison what real strength means." Zita says.
"I'll be glad to." Musculor says posing.
Raison is in the gym pondering. A huge guy comes in and throws a medicine ball at Raison.
"Hey wussy. Want to see a real man lift?" Musculor asks.
"Sure show me what you got." Raison responds.
Musculor lies down and puts his hand on the one ton weighted bar. He lifts up with such a force that the bar flies up and breaks through the roof.
"Oh my god." Raison says.
"Now that's strength you weak little momma's boy." Musculor says taunting.
"Hey I am not a momma's boy." Raison says angrily.
"Them how come your momma is here?" Musculor asks.
"Beat him for your momma baby." A woman says.
"Mom how many bleeping times do I have to tell you to never bother me at school? Now get the bleep out of here." Raison yells.
"Fine then you don't get any mega bulk-up formula tonight." Raison's momma says.
She leaves in a huff.
"Damn and I needed that." Raison says.
"If you aren't a momma's boy then lift this 3-ton bar." Musculor says.
Musculor picks up 2 1.5 ton weights and puts a new bar up. He doesn't even shake when he lifts the 3 tons.
"Fine." Raison says.
He sits down and grabs the bar. He picks the bar up with a great strain. He finally lifts it up.
"Ah." He yells.
Suddenly Musculor shoves his weight down on Raison.
"Hey no fair." Raison yells.
"What's wrong little momma's boy? Can't lift a mere 3 tons and 300 pounds?" Musculor asks.
Raison yells.
"Hey get away from him." A teacher says.
Musculor turns his head towards the teacher and scowls. He lets go of the bar and picks up the whole entire weight set.
"Get out of here now." Musculor yells.
But Raison is able to throw the weight and slam into Musculor before he can throw it.
"Get out of here." Raison yells at the teacher.
"Hey no fighting in school." The teacher scolds.
"Get the bleep out of here!" Raison yells.
Musculor picks up Raison and throws him through the wall. The others are startled while eating outside by the sight of Raison breaking through the wall.
"Are you okay?" Slimberly asks.
Suddenly an even bigger section of the wall explodes as Musculor comes crashing through.
"Oh bleep." Silly says.
Musculor's eyes glow.
"Oh man he's a monster. It's morphin time." Raison yells.
Everybody sets their watches and becomes the powerful guys and gals. Raison whips out his blaster and fires repeatedly on Musculor.
"That tickles. Cut it out." Musculor says laughing.
"Rangers it's time for your weapons." Big head says.
The rangers get really stupid looking worthless weapons.
"What the bleep are these pieces of crap?" Raison yells.
"Oops sorry that was the trash for today." Beta responds.
The weapons disappear and are replaced with good-looking deadly weapons.
"Now that's more like it." Raison yells hefting his mighty sword.
Raison rushes at Musculor with his sword and brings it down. But Musculor grabs it with his hand and breaks it.
"What the bleep?" Raison yells.
"Power arrow." Slimberly yells.
The attack catches Musculor off guard and hits him where it counts.
"Oh that hurt." Musculor says in a high pitched voice.
"Make my monster grow." Zita yells.
She throws down steroid pills. Musculor takes them and grows big. But his private parts shrink.
"Doh!" Musculor yells.
"Hah hah." All the rangers yell.
"We need the dinohordes." Raison yells.
They quickly change into the megahorde.
"Oh a plaything for me to lift." Musculor says.
He rushes at the Megahorde and picks it up with one finger.
"What the?" Raison yells.
"This is so light." Musculor says laughing.
He throws the Megahorde up and down in the air. Sometimes he spins it around.
"This sucks." Silly says getting sick to his stomach.
"Okay let me out of here." Slimberly says eyeing Silly's green face.
"Let's give his finger a bad sting. Power sword." Raison yells.
The sword falls to the Megahorde and punctures Musculor's finger.
"Ouch that hurt." Musculor says.
"Now who's the momma's boy? Oh poor baby got a boo boo." Raison taunts.
"I'll show you who's a baby." Musculor yells.
He rushes towards the Megahorde.
"Power sword power up." Raison yells.
The sword finishes Musculor off. Meanwhile on the moon, Zita is pissed off.
"You idiots. I told you to go for the 500-pound guy. Oh I've got such a headache." Zita says.
"Is it this big?" Baboon asks putting his two hands far apart from each other.
"What the bleep are you talking about?" Zita yells.
"Cause if it is then you should take Excedrin." Baboon responds.
"I told you not to let him out. He's gotten in with the TV crowd now." Zita yells at Moldar.
Later on in the gym a crowd is cheering on as Raison is making another attempt. He raises the one ton weight up again. They all cheer. He checks himself.
"I did it. Not a drop of sweat." Raison says.
They all cheer.
"Hey want to go and celebrate with me?" Slimberly asks.
"Bleep no. You'd probably suffocate me with that cleavage of yours." Raison responds.
Slimberly walks off in a huff.
The end.
The powerful guys and gals are my idea. If you steal if for your own then I will send Raison after you to lift you up with one finger.
People are cheering on someone in the gym.
"Come on man you can do it." A kid yells.
A huge bar with two giant weights with the words one ton on them lift up shakily. Everybody cheers and it is revealed that it is Raison.
"You did it man." The kid yells.
"Yeah but I broke a bleeping sweat. I will never lift a ton without breaking a sweat." Raison says angrily.
The celebration is broken up as Raison storms out of the gym shoving people aside.
"Man he never knows how to be happy." The kid says shaking his head.
Raison plows past Slimberly.
"Hey what's your problem?" Slimberly asks.
Raison turns around and nearly hits her but stops himself.
"I'm sorry. I am just pissed cause I still can't life a ton without breaking a sweat." Raison says.
"Oh that is so bad." Slimberly says sarcastically while rolling her eyes back into her head.
"Yeah and after I trained all week. I was lifting my Dad twice every day. And he's like 300 pounds." Raison says.
Meanwhile on the moon, Zita is watching the whole thing.
"Oh poor baby. So he can't lift a ton without breaking a sweat." Zita says in a childish voice.
Moldar laughs.
"I will make him sweat big time. Sphincter I want a super strong monster that can life the Megahorde with one finger." Zita says.
"I have just the thing my queen." Sphincter says.
A bunch of silly putties come in carrying a big Musculor guy.
"Hey what the bleep are you doing?" The guy yells.
"Throw him in the machine silly putties." Sphincter says.
The putties throw him in and Sphincter pulls the lever. Out comes an even more buffed up guy.
"Yo let me at those 5-ton weights. I am going to get buffed up." The monster says in an Austrian like accent.
"Musculor I want you to show that weakling Raison what real strength means." Zita says.
"I'll be glad to." Musculor says posing.
Raison is in the gym pondering. A huge guy comes in and throws a medicine ball at Raison.
"Hey wussy. Want to see a real man lift?" Musculor asks.
"Sure show me what you got." Raison responds.
Musculor lies down and puts his hand on the one ton weighted bar. He lifts up with such a force that the bar flies up and breaks through the roof.
"Oh my god." Raison says.
"Now that's strength you weak little momma's boy." Musculor says taunting.
"Hey I am not a momma's boy." Raison says angrily.
"Them how come your momma is here?" Musculor asks.
"Beat him for your momma baby." A woman says.
"Mom how many bleeping times do I have to tell you to never bother me at school? Now get the bleep out of here." Raison yells.
"Fine then you don't get any mega bulk-up formula tonight." Raison's momma says.
She leaves in a huff.
"Damn and I needed that." Raison says.
"If you aren't a momma's boy then lift this 3-ton bar." Musculor says.
Musculor picks up 2 1.5 ton weights and puts a new bar up. He doesn't even shake when he lifts the 3 tons.
"Fine." Raison says.
He sits down and grabs the bar. He picks the bar up with a great strain. He finally lifts it up.
"Ah." He yells.
Suddenly Musculor shoves his weight down on Raison.
"Hey no fair." Raison yells.
"What's wrong little momma's boy? Can't lift a mere 3 tons and 300 pounds?" Musculor asks.
Raison yells.
"Hey get away from him." A teacher says.
Musculor turns his head towards the teacher and scowls. He lets go of the bar and picks up the whole entire weight set.
"Get out of here now." Musculor yells.
But Raison is able to throw the weight and slam into Musculor before he can throw it.
"Get out of here." Raison yells at the teacher.
"Hey no fighting in school." The teacher scolds.
"Get the bleep out of here!" Raison yells.
Musculor picks up Raison and throws him through the wall. The others are startled while eating outside by the sight of Raison breaking through the wall.
"Are you okay?" Slimberly asks.
Suddenly an even bigger section of the wall explodes as Musculor comes crashing through.
"Oh bleep." Silly says.
Musculor's eyes glow.
"Oh man he's a monster. It's morphin time." Raison yells.
Everybody sets their watches and becomes the powerful guys and gals. Raison whips out his blaster and fires repeatedly on Musculor.
"That tickles. Cut it out." Musculor says laughing.
"Rangers it's time for your weapons." Big head says.
The rangers get really stupid looking worthless weapons.
"What the bleep are these pieces of crap?" Raison yells.
"Oops sorry that was the trash for today." Beta responds.
The weapons disappear and are replaced with good-looking deadly weapons.
"Now that's more like it." Raison yells hefting his mighty sword.
Raison rushes at Musculor with his sword and brings it down. But Musculor grabs it with his hand and breaks it.
"What the bleep?" Raison yells.
"Power arrow." Slimberly yells.
The attack catches Musculor off guard and hits him where it counts.
"Oh that hurt." Musculor says in a high pitched voice.
"Make my monster grow." Zita yells.
She throws down steroid pills. Musculor takes them and grows big. But his private parts shrink.
"Doh!" Musculor yells.
"Hah hah." All the rangers yell.
"We need the dinohordes." Raison yells.
They quickly change into the megahorde.
"Oh a plaything for me to lift." Musculor says.
He rushes at the Megahorde and picks it up with one finger.
"What the?" Raison yells.
"This is so light." Musculor says laughing.
He throws the Megahorde up and down in the air. Sometimes he spins it around.
"This sucks." Silly says getting sick to his stomach.
"Okay let me out of here." Slimberly says eyeing Silly's green face.
"Let's give his finger a bad sting. Power sword." Raison yells.
The sword falls to the Megahorde and punctures Musculor's finger.
"Ouch that hurt." Musculor says.
"Now who's the momma's boy? Oh poor baby got a boo boo." Raison taunts.
"I'll show you who's a baby." Musculor yells.
He rushes towards the Megahorde.
"Power sword power up." Raison yells.
The sword finishes Musculor off. Meanwhile on the moon, Zita is pissed off.
"You idiots. I told you to go for the 500-pound guy. Oh I've got such a headache." Zita says.
"Is it this big?" Baboon asks putting his two hands far apart from each other.
"What the bleep are you talking about?" Zita yells.
"Cause if it is then you should take Excedrin." Baboon responds.
"I told you not to let him out. He's gotten in with the TV crowd now." Zita yells at Moldar.
Later on in the gym a crowd is cheering on as Raison is making another attempt. He raises the one ton weight up again. They all cheer. He checks himself.
"I did it. Not a drop of sweat." Raison says.
They all cheer.
"Hey want to go and celebrate with me?" Slimberly asks.
"Bleep no. You'd probably suffocate me with that cleavage of yours." Raison responds.
Slimberly walks off in a huff.
The end.