Powerful guys and gals in spandex #4: Fact gets popped
Powerful guys and gals in spandex is my idea and if you try to steal it I will send fact after you to pop a cap in your ass beeyotch.
Fact is walking down the street with sunglasses acting all cool and stuff. A friend walks up to him with a blaring loud boom box.
"Yo yo yo. What the fucking hell are you doing bitch?" The guy asks.
"Yo who the fuck is you calling a bitch? Bitch." Fact asks.
"Yo I'm calling you a fucking bitch." The guy says.
"That's it. Nobody calls fact a fucking bitch and lives to tell about it." Fact yells.
He draws out a gun but before he can shoot they both fall to the ground as a car comes racing by firing a weapon.
"Yo who's the fucking bitch in that car that tried to bust a cap in my ass?" Fact asks.
"Yo yo it's a new fucking gang in town. They want to fucking cap anybody that is here already." The other guy responds.
"Damn1" Fact yells.
""Fact gets popped""
Fact is walking down the schools asle acting like his usual cool self. Slimberly walks up.
"Yo sexy lady. How the fuck are you doing?" Fact asks.
"Young man how many times must I tell you to watch your language in school?" A teacher asks.
"Yo shut the fuck up bitch. I can talk in whatever way I fucking want to." Fact says.
"Really she is right. Besides I don't like it when you swear this much." Slimberly says.
"Sorry but one of my fucking friends showed up and got me on this shit." Fact says.
Kimberly frowns and smacks him upside the head. Fact shakes his head.
"Thanks that's better." Fact says.
"You have got to stop hanging out with people like that." Slimberly says.
"But they are my crew. My bro's." Fact says.
"You're 'bro's' are going to get you killed one of these days." Slimberly warns.
Meanwhile on the base of Zita she is watching the whole thing.
"So poor little Fact has trouble not swearing huh? Sphincter I want you to create a monster that feeds off of profanity and says some itself." Zita says.
"Right away my queen." Sphincter says.
Sphincter takes out a bunch of cds. They have names like Eminem, Snoop dog, 2pac and Dr. Dre on them. He throws them into the furnace and throws the switch. A guy with a hat backwards and a microphone appears.
"Yo how the fuck are all you mother fuckers doing out there? Are you all fucking good?" The monster asks.
"Hell yeah now go and get those rangers." Zita says.
"M.O.nster is out of here." M.O.nster says.
He disappears. He appears in the middle of the street.
"Yo yo yo it's M.O.nster in the mother-fucking house." M.O.nster says.
Mothers run away screaming covering up their kids ears.
"Don't go away all you fuckers. The party is just starting." M.O.nster says.
Meanwhile in school Facts watch goes off.
He looks around and answers the watch.
"Yo this is Fact." Fact says.
"There is a monster attack on angel grove. Please join the other rangers in downtown." Big head says.
"Yo it's morphin time." Fact says.
He disappears into a black column of light and takes off. He appears downtown where the other rangers already are.
"Yo it's another motherfucker to join the party." M.O.nster says.
"Yo this motherfucker is here to end the party." Fact says reverting to his dirty language.
"Yo keep that talk up bitch. Make me strong." M.O.nster.
"It seems that the monster feeds on profanity." Silly says.
"Fact you have to stop swearing. You did it before." Slimberly yells.
"Yo don't listen to that bitch. You can still bust a cap in my ass even when swearing." M.O.nster says.
"Yo he's right. Time to bust a cap in your ass bitch." Fact yells.
He takes out his axes and rushes at the monster. He swipes the axes down but a field reflects them. The monster laughs.
"Is that the best you can do you little damn wussy?" M.O.nster asks.
Fact screams and throws his axes but they are easily reflected.
"Fuck!" Fact yells.
"You have to stop swearing. It's the only way Fact." Slimberly says.
Fact closes his eyes and concentrates.
"I will not fucking swear." Fact says.
Fact looks frustrated.
"I will not swear." Fact says.
"You said a sentence without swearing. You did it!" Slimberly says.
"No you fucking bitch. You must swear. It's what you are." M.O.nster yells.
"Sorry but I'm all sweared out." Fact says smiling.
"NO!" The monster yells and disappears in a puff of smoke.
"Damn it. Get me another monster Sphincter. One that will bust a cap in these guys and gals asses." Zita yells.
"Hell yes my queen." Sphincter says.
Sphincter motions for something and a bunch of silly putties drag a car into the furnace then throw in a bunch of guns. After he throws the switch a car comes out.
"What's so good about this one?" Zita asks.
"There's not enough room in here to show you but trust me. This monster will bust a cap in those guys and gals asses." Sphincter says.
The car honks and disappears. It reappears next to the rangers.
"Oh man what is this?" Fact asks.
The car disappears and starts to drive by the rangers. Fact sees the window roll down.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Fact yells in slow motion.
He shoves Slimberly out of the way as a gun inside the car goes off and barely missed them. Fact stands up with a ticked off look on his face.
"Nobody but nobody tries to bust a cap on my friends." Fact says.
The car does another drive by but Fact is able to deflect the bullets with his axe.
"You just capped your last butt." Fact says.
He throws his axes at the car's tires and blows them out. The car blows up and disappears. Later on Fact is walking down the street again when the same guy appears.
"Yo mother fucker. What the hell are you doing here? That new gang is after you." The guy asks.
"Let them come. I am ready for them." Fact says.
"Yo what's your fucking problem? You actually said two sentences without swearing once." The guy asks.
"Dude I'm over that now." Fact says.
Suddenly a car comes screeching around the corner. Fact takes out his gun and shoots out the tires causing the car to hit a lamppost. A couple of mean looking guys come out.
"You go back to your boss and tell him that angel grove belongs to Fact." Fact says.
The mean guys take out guns but Fact takes out a blaster which shuts them up and they take off.
"Yo where the fuck did you get that?" The guy asks.
"From a friend." Fact says.
The end.
Powerful guys and gals in spandex is my idea and if you try to steal it I will send fact after you to pop a cap in your ass beeyotch.
Fact is walking down the street with sunglasses acting all cool and stuff. A friend walks up to him with a blaring loud boom box.
"Yo yo yo. What the fucking hell are you doing bitch?" The guy asks.
"Yo who the fuck is you calling a bitch? Bitch." Fact asks.
"Yo I'm calling you a fucking bitch." The guy says.
"That's it. Nobody calls fact a fucking bitch and lives to tell about it." Fact yells.
He draws out a gun but before he can shoot they both fall to the ground as a car comes racing by firing a weapon.
"Yo who's the fucking bitch in that car that tried to bust a cap in my ass?" Fact asks.
"Yo yo it's a new fucking gang in town. They want to fucking cap anybody that is here already." The other guy responds.
"Damn1" Fact yells.
""Fact gets popped""
Fact is walking down the schools asle acting like his usual cool self. Slimberly walks up.
"Yo sexy lady. How the fuck are you doing?" Fact asks.
"Young man how many times must I tell you to watch your language in school?" A teacher asks.
"Yo shut the fuck up bitch. I can talk in whatever way I fucking want to." Fact says.
"Really she is right. Besides I don't like it when you swear this much." Slimberly says.
"Sorry but one of my fucking friends showed up and got me on this shit." Fact says.
Kimberly frowns and smacks him upside the head. Fact shakes his head.
"Thanks that's better." Fact says.
"You have got to stop hanging out with people like that." Slimberly says.
"But they are my crew. My bro's." Fact says.
"You're 'bro's' are going to get you killed one of these days." Slimberly warns.
Meanwhile on the base of Zita she is watching the whole thing.
"So poor little Fact has trouble not swearing huh? Sphincter I want you to create a monster that feeds off of profanity and says some itself." Zita says.
"Right away my queen." Sphincter says.
Sphincter takes out a bunch of cds. They have names like Eminem, Snoop dog, 2pac and Dr. Dre on them. He throws them into the furnace and throws the switch. A guy with a hat backwards and a microphone appears.
"Yo how the fuck are all you mother fuckers doing out there? Are you all fucking good?" The monster asks.
"Hell yeah now go and get those rangers." Zita says.
"M.O.nster is out of here." M.O.nster says.
He disappears. He appears in the middle of the street.
"Yo yo yo it's M.O.nster in the mother-fucking house." M.O.nster says.
Mothers run away screaming covering up their kids ears.
"Don't go away all you fuckers. The party is just starting." M.O.nster says.
Meanwhile in school Facts watch goes off.
He looks around and answers the watch.
"Yo this is Fact." Fact says.
"There is a monster attack on angel grove. Please join the other rangers in downtown." Big head says.
"Yo it's morphin time." Fact says.
He disappears into a black column of light and takes off. He appears downtown where the other rangers already are.
"Yo it's another motherfucker to join the party." M.O.nster says.
"Yo this motherfucker is here to end the party." Fact says reverting to his dirty language.
"Yo keep that talk up bitch. Make me strong." M.O.nster.
"It seems that the monster feeds on profanity." Silly says.
"Fact you have to stop swearing. You did it before." Slimberly yells.
"Yo don't listen to that bitch. You can still bust a cap in my ass even when swearing." M.O.nster says.
"Yo he's right. Time to bust a cap in your ass bitch." Fact yells.
He takes out his axes and rushes at the monster. He swipes the axes down but a field reflects them. The monster laughs.
"Is that the best you can do you little damn wussy?" M.O.nster asks.
Fact screams and throws his axes but they are easily reflected.
"Fuck!" Fact yells.
"You have to stop swearing. It's the only way Fact." Slimberly says.
Fact closes his eyes and concentrates.
"I will not fucking swear." Fact says.
Fact looks frustrated.
"I will not swear." Fact says.
"You said a sentence without swearing. You did it!" Slimberly says.
"No you fucking bitch. You must swear. It's what you are." M.O.nster yells.
"Sorry but I'm all sweared out." Fact says smiling.
"NO!" The monster yells and disappears in a puff of smoke.
"Damn it. Get me another monster Sphincter. One that will bust a cap in these guys and gals asses." Zita yells.
"Hell yes my queen." Sphincter says.
Sphincter motions for something and a bunch of silly putties drag a car into the furnace then throw in a bunch of guns. After he throws the switch a car comes out.
"What's so good about this one?" Zita asks.
"There's not enough room in here to show you but trust me. This monster will bust a cap in those guys and gals asses." Sphincter says.
The car honks and disappears. It reappears next to the rangers.
"Oh man what is this?" Fact asks.
The car disappears and starts to drive by the rangers. Fact sees the window roll down.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Fact yells in slow motion.
He shoves Slimberly out of the way as a gun inside the car goes off and barely missed them. Fact stands up with a ticked off look on his face.
"Nobody but nobody tries to bust a cap on my friends." Fact says.
The car does another drive by but Fact is able to deflect the bullets with his axe.
"You just capped your last butt." Fact says.
He throws his axes at the car's tires and blows them out. The car blows up and disappears. Later on Fact is walking down the street again when the same guy appears.
"Yo mother fucker. What the hell are you doing here? That new gang is after you." The guy asks.
"Let them come. I am ready for them." Fact says.
"Yo what's your fucking problem? You actually said two sentences without swearing once." The guy asks.
"Dude I'm over that now." Fact says.
Suddenly a car comes screeching around the corner. Fact takes out his gun and shoots out the tires causing the car to hit a lamppost. A couple of mean looking guys come out.
"You go back to your boss and tell him that angel grove belongs to Fact." Fact says.
The mean guys take out guns but Fact takes out a blaster which shuts them up and they take off.
"Yo where the fuck did you get that?" The guy asks.
"From a friend." Fact says.
The end.