Deep in the forests of bumpkin land lived a small band of rebels who opposed the shackles of the current monarchy. The rebel force also known as the Fiesta Verde would fight the injustices they saw the monarchs commit time and time again, especially the crimes against the forests of the kingdom. The rebel leader was a man who went by the name of The Green Avenger. One night the members of the Fiesta Verde crowded into the main tree house to hear their leader speak.
"All over the country the people have been taken for granted. Our beautiful forests have been raped, the peasants of the land are being held down by the fist of the wealthy and we are forced to smoke the Pleasuring-Plant in secret in fear of the King's Knights. And now the tradition continues. Across the kingdom just nights ago it was announced that the Old fuddy-duddies are planing a revolution and the leader of this horrifying coup is none other than Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy!"
The tree house erupted in fear and disbelief. People began to cry and scream.
"It can't be true Green Avenger, it just can't be!"
"Certainly Rigid Gored will be able to fight him off!"
"I thought so too." The Green Avenger said sadly, "However I have just learned that Rigid Gored has chosen his right hand man, he had chosen Man-Of-Different-Religion. There is no way that he will be able to fight off an army of bigoted-raciest-fuddy-duddies now."
The tree house began to shake with sobs. Every man woman and child began to weep uncontrollably.
"We are domed!" Cried out a Fiesta Verde
"Do not lose hope my brothers and sisters." The Green Avenger said firmly "There is hope. We need to tell the world that we will not take the abuse of the corrupt monarchy anymore. That we'll no longer only take what we're given, spending our whole life living in trapped where there is no future in sight. I say that it is time for a change of scene for a new player to enter the field! I will be that player! And I promise that from now on things will be different a revolution is at hand my fellow Fiestas Verdes! Let us led they way! Let us lead this kingdom out of the dark ages and into the age of enlightenment! The time is now and we are the people to do it!"
The crowd burst into cheers. The innocent and naïve Fiestas Verdes partied on into the night, smoking the Pleasuring-Plant, thinking that they would actually be able to right the wrongs of the kingdom. Not knowing that by entering the war they would cause the beginning of a new reign of terror that would know no end….
That very next morning the news of the Green Avenger entering the war spread across the kingdom like wild fire. To a few people the news sounded wonderful, they thought that with the entering of the Fiesta Verde the fuddy-duddies could be beaten. However the rest of the kingdom knew that this meant certain death of all Lovely-Dovey liberals and hung their heads.
In the little town of Gunville the old fuddy-duddies assembled in Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy's house to discuss the impact of the news. Suddenly a weak looking man made his way down the stairs. The fuddy-duddies bowed down to him and he acknowledged them.
"Dickinson Right, were is Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy, we must talk about the war ahead of us." Said a fuddy-duddy
"Yes, we must." Said the man weakly, "He is in his play room, follow me."
The rest of the fuddy-duddies followed Dickinson Right up the stairs
** In Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy's play room**
"Ohhh who do I get to execute next!!!" Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy asked his nanny.
He was sitting in a large high-chair facing a glass wall. Behind that wall was a white room with a chair in the middle. Connected to the chair were electrcal wires that connected to a button situated on the tray of Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy's high chair. Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy banged his hands on the tray to get an answer from his nanny.
"Who do I get to execute next?!?!?!" He whined
"You get to execute a Man-Of-Different-Color!" said his nanny handing him a sippy-cup
"Woo-Hooo!" Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy yelped in delight as he began to sip his grape juice.
Two knights dressed in black armor burst into the white room carrying a frightened looking man of different color. They threw him on the chair and hooked up the electrical wires to different parts of his body. Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy looked on excitedly. When they had finished they gave him the thumbs-up signal. Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy started to reach for the button on the tray. Just before he hit it the door to his room opened and Dickinson Right and the rest of the fuddy-duddies came marching in.
"Not now son." Said the Former King Pussy-Cat grabbing his son's hand. "It's time for a very important meeting."
"But I wanna execute the man daddy."
"No son not now."
Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy's lip began to tremble and his eyes began to water.
"Oh lord not again." Mumbled Dickinson Right
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I wa-wanna- execute -th-th-the MAN!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy cried.
"Shhhh not now son, you can do it later."
"But I wanna do it nooooowwww!!" Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy continued to cry. The rest of the fuddy-duddies rolled their eyes, they were used to Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy temper tantrums.
"If you don't stop crying there will be no more executions for a month! Do you understand me? Once the meetings over you can execute as many people as you want."
"You mean it?" Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy sniffed.
The former king nodded and Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy stopped crying. The meeting went as planed. The uptight old fuddy-duddies rejoiced in their good fortune and began to engage yet again in homosexual sex until the day seeped into night and every one went home to their mistresses and then later on to their wives. Once every one had left Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy sat back in his high chair, even though his ass was very sore. He smiled at the man of different color and pushed the button on the tray.
"What a great day this has been." He said to himself as he watched the man die.
At the castle King Cigar and Rigid Gored stood on the balcony and watched the sunset.
"Look, Rigid, look at how peaceful the kingdom looks. They are all asleep in their beds not know the horrors that this war will bring." King Cigar said mournfully
Rigid Gored looked over the kingdom, it was indeed peaceful. The lamps of the Fiestas Verdes glittered in the dark forest, the rest of the kingdom was dark and lulled in sleep. Suddenly a spark coming from the manor of Gunville caught Rigid Gored's eye. He looked into the distance glumly.
"Stupid-Stuckup-Fratboy-Alcoholic-Hypocrite-Monkeyface Pussy has taken another victim." He said sadly
"Yes, yes he has. I shutter to think what will happen if he becomes the next king. Come let us go in… I have a few servants "cleaning" the round room we should really see if they need any "help"." King Cigar winked at his right hand man and they walked into the castle together.