Some people have been e-mailing me concerning the ratings I've put on this fic. Since I don't have that good an understanding of the confusing, decrepit rating systems, I'll have Ash and Misty explain it to all of us using examples...
"Hi, I'm Ash!!!"
"And I'm Misty"
Simultaneously, they say, "AND WE'RE HERE TO EXPLAIN THE RETARDED RATINGS SYSTEM!!!"
"And unfortunately, the author is going to use us as the examples..." Ash moans.
Misty says, "Okay, here's some examples of the ratings"
G rating
Ash: Woah, look!!! A caterpie!!!
Misty: Not another bug!!!
Brock: I need a bath...
PG rating
Ash: Woah, look!!! A caterpie!!! But why's it hopping and jiggling on that other caterpie?
Misty: ASH!!! (And I intend on marrying this guy...)
Brock: I need a bath, and for some strange reason, I enjoy the company of Tracey...
PG-13 rating
Ash: Woah, look!!! A caterpie!!! It's humping that other caterpie!!!
Misty: Ashy-poo! One day, me an' you can...
Brock: Tracey, I feel like a hot shower. Wanna come along?!
Tracey: Sure!!!
NC-17 rating
It was in the middle of the Viridian forest where Ash unleashed his throbbing rock-hard Onix and two Geodudes upon the innocent, quivering exposed Bellossom that was Misty's coochie. He gently caressed her milky white boobs like two baby Igglybuffs, and rubbed the hanging petals of her vaginal Bellossom with the head of his penile Onix. She moaned as he finally thrust his love muscle deep into her tight flesh, the smell as strong as the most unbathed Vileplume. Brock thrust his !@#$ in Tracey's!!@$#$. It moved like an Onix in the Diglett Cave and....
(A/N I'm not a hentai writer, but I'm good at imitating these weirdos. And across America, people are drooling on their screens and unzipping their pants...)
"GROSS!!!!!!!! People actually write that stuff!!!" Misty exclaimed.
"Yeah, Misty. They upload this sick crap on fanfiction sites all over the internet. But don't worry about it. Most of these sickos end up either as third-rate porn directors, car salemen, postal workers, Squaresoft employees, or US Supreme Court Justices," Ash said casually.
"BUT I'M A CARTOON CHARACTER!!! THAT'S SICK!!!"
"If you think that's sick, some people have you doing threesome and foursomes with various anime characters, including Heero from Gundam Wing, Goku from Dragonball, Li from Cardcaptors, Darien from Sailor Moon, and...and....(gulp)...Gary!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Misty yells as she prepares for the fic.
"Oh and we almost forgot the "R" rating!!!"
R rating
(Almost the same scene from the NC-17 rating, except with guns!!!)
Ash says, "And now, The Palletstreet Boys-Part 4!!! Coming soon!!! OH GOD, MISTY!!! DON'T THROW UP IN MY LEAGUE CAP!!!"
"HHHHHHUUUURRRRKKKKK!!!! KAKKKK!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...