Everyone in Heaven Part 2!
Made by Mel, submitted by L.W.
*So Washu, Mel, Mew, Quatre, Relena, Treize, Katie, Quatre's father,
and Tenchi were enjoying the afterlife in Heaven. They had wings, a
worry-free life, and unlimited Internet access. But, down in the firely
depths of the Underworld, Heero wasn't having such a wonderful time.
He lived with Duo, which in itself is a good thing, but he was Duo's
slave! He had no freedom, especially around Ryoko, who wasn't very
nice. One day, he promised himself, he was going to be free. That was
his mission. *
UP IN HEAVEN:
Treize: Relena, you should forget him, he's no good for you. Besides,
you'll never reach him in the Underworld. So don't try to rescue him
again, it won't work.
Washu: Besides, that guy is a cold-blooded killer.
Relena: Who cares, inside I know he is different. Killing isn't all he
thinks about.
Mel: Well, if he thinks about you at all, he probably thinks you're a
pain in the butt.
Relena: Does not! I know deep inside he cares for me! *Sticks her
tongue out at Mel*you're just jealous cuz Duo is ugly and isn't
interested in you at all!
Mel: You brat! I'll show you! *She and Relena get into a cat fight.*
GOD: Hey, what's going on?
Washu: Mel and-
GOD: I know! I know E V E R Y T H I N G there is to know, remember?
Washu*mumbling* well, you asked...
GOD*speaking to Mel and Relena* cut it out you two, or ELSE *lightning
flashes*
Mel & Relena: We're sorry.
*All of the sudden a bolt of lightning hits a cloud next to them. Out
of it appears Wufei. *
Wufei: Where am I?!
Washu: Baby, you're in HEAVEN!
Wufei: Heaven? You mean I am NOT going to come back as a monkey or
something to eventually become divine?
Tenchi: Uh...no.
Quatre*staring into space* A monkey...that would be nice...
*Washu puts her arms around Tenchi* It's really nice Wufei, you live a
carefree life, and you have UNLIMITED INTERNET ACCESS!!
Everyone: HOORAY!!!
Wufei*scowling* I don't go online.
Katie*shrugs* Oh well...your loss.
Quatre: Monkey...hmmm...*scratches his chin in thought*
Katie*leans against Quatre* Watcha thinking about hon?
Quatre: Oh, nothing.
Mel: I'm thirsty. Where's the Coke?
Quatre's father: Don't you think you've had enuf?
Mel: No.
Katie: There is no such thing as too much Coke. *Passes the Coke to
Mel*
Tenchi *thinking deeply* Y'know, it may sound weird, but I kinda miss
Heero. He really doesn't deserve such a cruel fate. Maybe he should
come back up here.
Relena *throws arms around Tenchi* Oh, finally someone understands.
Tenchi, you're such a dear!
Washu: HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF TENCHI!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Treize: They're right. Heero really isn't so bad.
Wufei *looks shocked* Treize? YOU'RE here?! *Draws sword* That means we
must fight, since you are my enemy!
Treize *rolls eyes* Look Wufei, can't we just go on with our lives?
Wufei: Our lives are OVER! We're dead!
Treize *looks up at him* Our spirits live on forever. We are, in a way,
immortal.
Washu: Hey, I hate to interrupt your "duel", but it's dinnertime and
you guys need to sit down at the table before we can all eat.
Treize *looking sheepish* Oh, okay.
*Everyone sits down, says prayers, and begins eating.*
DOWN IN THE UNDERWORLD
Duo*sitting in a large black throne, looking into his scepter* Hey
y'know, this job ain't too bad! I think I'll like spending the rest of
eternity down here. What do you say, Heero?
Heero*wearing an apron and a hair net, cooking lunch for about fifty
screaming kids* Oh yes...very nice *voice dripping sarcasm. Starts to
dish out what is supposed to be macaroni and cheese but looks more like
dog food.*
Kid1: Hey, she got more than I did!*points to a girl sitting across
from him with blonde curly hair.*
Heero: Eat what you have. I am not giving you any more. *calmly starts
dishing out food again.*
Kid2: Ewwwww, this looks like barf!
Heero: YOU look like barf so shut up and eat.
Kid1: You really can't cook. *Examines slop with disgust.*
Heero: You're right, I can't. Got a problem with that?
Girl: When's dessert?
Heero: There isn't any.
Girl: What's the point of lunch when there's no dessert?
Heero: I was too busy to make dessert, so just eat.
Girl: You are a lazy butt. You'd make a horrible father. You're too
cranky.
Heero *sighs with frustration* If only they were alive, I'd make sure
they'd suffer long before they die. I am so fed up with these kids.
*walks out to see Duo*
Duo: Hey Heero, whats up buddy?
Heero: Listen, I am tired of being a slave. I am not doing anything for
you anymore.
Duo*sighs* Look Heero, if you don't, I have to put you in the Pit of
Utter Despair. And THAT"S even worse than this place.
Heero: Any place would be better than this place.
Duo: Sorry Heero, I have no time to argue. Monika the Supervisor is
coming to visit and inspect the place. So be good, got it?
Heero: No.
*At that moment Monika comes in. She walks over to Duo, observing the
place carefully.*
Monika: Nice place ya got here, Duo. Geez, considering you've only been
here a week...*looks at Heero, who is still wearing an apron, hair net
and gloves.*
Monika: Oh! This must be your wife! *lowers her glasses* Pretty ugly,
you could done better.
Heero: I am NOT his wife!!
Duo*blushing* Uh, no, Monika. That's my friend Heero Yuy. He's just
here working as my slave.
Monika: Oh, very well...now, may I take a look around?
Duo: Of course. I'll guide you through. *Hooks arms with Monika and
heads down a corridor.*
Heero *rips off hair net* I am leaving. This is too much.
*Ryoko enters the room suddenly, stumbling all over like a drunk. She
is expecting a visit from her mother.*
Ryoko: Ugh, where did I leave my contacts? *Looks up at Heero,
blinking* Mother? Is that you? You've aged terribly.
Heero: No! I am Heero Yuy! I am NOT a mother, or a wife, or a maid! I
am LEAVING!*Runs out the door Ryoko walked in from. To his delight, it
is a tunnel leading out of the Underworld.*
Heero: This must lead into Heaven!*Quickly runs down the tunnel, eager
to be free.*
Heero *shields his eyes from the sun, looking around the cloudy
landscape.* This is Heaven. It's...so beautiful.
TO BE CONTINUED
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