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Everyone In Heaven Part 3!!!!
Made by Mel- submitted by L.W. (and editing too)
Note: this one's a little bit sappier, but still as funny!!

SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN
Relena*wakes up*HEERO! Note: Hell is behind Heaven a little while in
time, so while it is only noon in Hell, it is nighttime in Heaven.
Washu: Go to sleep hon. It was only a dream.
*Washu lays back down in bed. Relena sits up, staring into the
darkness, before slipping into a restless slumber.
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN HEAVEN
Heero: Relena...*Looks up into the starry sky.*
THE NEXT MORNING IN HEAVEN
GOD:*Looking down on Heaven from his humongous throne.*
Hmmm...something isn't right...*phone rings. God answers it.* Hello?
Duo? What's wrong? A soul escaped from the Underworld? Well thanks, but
I already know. I know E V E R Y T H I N G there is to know, you see.
What's that? You just wanted to make sure? Well, you have to learn to
trust me. Talk to ya later, bye. *Hangs up. Sighs.* Oh Heero, don't you
understand? You can't come up here. Your soul is damned for eternity.
The consequences you face...have you thought nothing of them?
ELSEWHERE IN HEAVEN
*Hellhounds are released in Heaven, tracking down Heero. People are
questioned.*
Heero*Hiding, sweating profusely* They're close. *closes his eyes*
They'll find me, there isn't a chance. Farewell...Relena.
Quatre *Walking around, sees Heero* HEERO! How did you get here? What
are you doing here? Don't you know everyone is looking for you?
Heero:*A little irritated by the intrusion.* Yes. That's why I am
hiding.
Quatre:*looking around* C'mon, you can hide with us. *Takes Heero to
stay with the rest of the gang.*
IN THE GANG'S HANGOUT
Quatre: Hey guys! Heero's here! He escaped from the Underworld! We
gotta hide him with us so he won't get caught!
*Everyone jumps in surprise, especially Relena.*
Everyone: HEERO!
Washu: Quatre, what are ya doing?! Do you know what will happen when
they find out we've been hiding him? We'll go to the Underworld with
him! I am sorry, I know he is your friend, but you gotta turn him in.
A Voice: Too late!
*Demon-police leap out of nowhere, hefting huge guns, and surround
everyone. Duo leaps out from behind Quatre.*
Duo: Heero, you're coming with me! You're going back to the Underworld,
and straight into the Pit of Utter Despair!
Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Grabs Duo and knocks him to the
ground, beating him senseless. A short battle ensues. Suddenly God
appears from above.*
GOD: STOP FIGHTING!
*Everyone freezes*
GOD:WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?
Washu: They're gonna-
GOD: I KNOW ALREADY! I KNOW E V E R Y T H I N G THERE IS TO KNOW!!
Mel: Look, God, you can't let Duo take Heero back to the Underworld. He
belongs up here with us. And Duo does too. He's not the right guy to be
the God of Death. He's too sweet. Can't you let them both stay up here
with us?
Duo: I like being the God of Death! And Heero belongs with me! Who is
gonna keep me company? Besides, he DESERVES it after what he did during
his life.
Quatre: We ALL killed people, Duo. That's not fair to let us go to
Heaven and then make Heero go to the Underworld. And Mel is right, you
shouldn't be the God of Death, you're human like all the rest of us.
You're our friend, and we miss you.
Duo: *Getting misty-eyed* You guys we really like me that much?
Mel:*gets down on her knees* Please stay up here. Please?*grabs his
knees* I LOVE YOU!!
Duo: Awwwwwww, you guys...*wipes his face on his sleeve* oh, I guess I
wanna stay with you. Heck, you're my friends!
Washu: Don't you see how close we are? Please, just make this one
exception, God. Please?
Everyone: PLEASE?
GOD:WELL, ALL RIGHT. BUT THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IAM GONNA DO THIS, GOT
IT?
Everyone: HOORAY!!
GOD: BY THE WAY HEERO, WHAT MADE YOU WANNA COME UP HERE SO BADLY THAT
YOU WERE READY TO FACE THE PIT OF UTTER DESPAIR?
Relena: *draws close, very close* Was it love? Do you love someone here
so much that you would risk your soul to see? *Obviously thinks he came
p to see her*
Heero: *draws back* Heck no. I just didn't like being a slave and
working all day.
Relena: *disappointed* Oh.
Washu: Well then, I have a question.
Mel: What's that?
Washu: Well...if Heero doesn't like Relena, how come he says her name
all the time to himself?
*Everyone turns to look at Heero*
Heero: *Trying not to blush* Well...well...cuz she is such a pain in
the butt that I can't forget her name cuz I have to say it all the time
to her to stop doing stupid things.
Everyone: Riiiight...
Heero: THATS THE TRUTH.
Katie: Whatever...
Duo: *puts his arm around Heero's shoulder* Don't worry Heero, I
believe you.
Heero: Don't touch me.
Duo:*Puts his arm down* Sorry
LATER
Treize: Well, Heero, Duo, we're glad to have you back. You certainly
brighten things up around here.
Mel:*Hugs Duo* Yep sure do.
Duo*Heero: Thanks.
Wufei: Treize, we still need to finish our duel!
Treize: Shut up...*tired*
Katie:*yawn* I am soo tired.
Mew: So am I...
*Everyone goes to bed after saying prayers. Heero stays awake, staring
into the night sky.*
Heero: I have made it into Heaven. Mission...complete


That's the end! Hope ya all liked it! Please review!!!!! ^_^.