Scary Story: Madness I Tell You Madness!
When we last saw everybody (well at least what I like to call the 'main gang.') They were quite confused as to what was going on. Seifer was still a sexy bitch, but it seemed as if something had gone terribly wrong with Squall. And who was Mr. Gill, just some rich, eccentric, millionaire type guy or something else? Well you're reading this to find out and if the house is haunted (I can't wait either heheh.) So without further ado the 'main gang' is walking up the freaky stairs with Marie as their only guide.
Zell (following close to Marie and shaking in his boots): U-m-mm is there any goblins or ghosts or boggy men here…?
Marie (smiling wickedly): Of course not silly, maybe a mass murder or too, but there's no such thing as ghosts.
Everybody looks at her strangely and then continues to stare at the house as they walk down the spooky halls.
Seifer: Hey, are we ever gonna get there because I really would like to get my grove on sometime this night!
Quistis: And what grove would that be?
Selphie: Probably the bathroom kind.
Everybody laughs.
Seifer: Hey was I talking to you?
Rinoa (yawning): Yeah, I'm kinda tired…Are you tired, honey?
Squall (oblivious to everything): Not really.
Irvine (shaking his head): Dude, you are way too thick for your own good…
Quistis: *cough* slut.
Marie (stopping at a big door): Well we're here, so who's gonna get this room?
Seifer: I call Quistis!
Quistis: Wait, a minute I never said-
Irvine (snapping his fingers in frustration): Damn that means I get Selphie.
Selphie (slapping Irvine): Fat chance you will!
Rinoa: …Squall.
Squall: Oh yeah, Rinoa…
Zell: Bu-bu-but what about me?
Marie: Anyway you need to decide who gets this room.
Seifer: Come on Quistis, this is our stop.
Quistis: Excuse I never-
Seifer: Come on, women get your ass in there.
Quistis: Nobody speaks to me that-
Seifer: Come on!
Quistis (looking around in till she sees Zell): I can't Seifer because I'm with…Zell! Yeah that's it!
Zell perks up at the mentioning of his name and Quistis hugs him.
Marie: Then than that's settled. Here's the key to your room. And these are for the rest of you. You'll find a room inside somewhere. Oh and the master told me to tell you all to meet him down for dinner.
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A few minutes later everybody is dressed for dinner, except Quistis who decided to take a shower. She has carefully locked the door and shut even the windows, but still worries somehow. Peacefully she applies the shampoo that she "borrowed" from Squall's room hoping that it's the same one that makes his hair so shinny. The bottle says rinse and repeat and she has just rinsed. Brittany Spears' lucky is blaring on the radio, but unknown to Quistis a dark figure is in her room and is closing in on the bathroom.
"Hyne, I bet Rinoa likes this song…" But Squall wondering where his shampoo is scares the masked mass murderer before he could get to Quistis.
Squall (seeing the huge knife that the guy has): AHHHHH!
The masked guy let's just call him "Masked weirdo" runs out as quickly as he came.
Quistis (pulling a towel around herself): Excuse me, Squall.
Squall: Whoa, you're excused.
Quistis: What are you doing here? I thought I locked the door and I heard you scream.
Squall: Well I was just looking for my shampoo and the door was open…
Quistis: Sure and I'm the queen of the dammed.
Squall: Eeeks I thought Rinoa was.
Quistis: What?
Squall: Nothing. Anyway I saw this masked Weird here but I frightened him off, that's who you heard screaming. He had this huge knife, it reminded me of that movie psycho.
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Okay so now everybody is ready and they're all downstairs waiting for Mr. Gill. Everybody is also thinking about how weird Squall is acting.
Seifer: Screw this I'm going to explore! Anybody wanna come with?
Squall: Okay!
Rinoa: Yeah!
Seifer: Who said you was invited?
Rinoa: Bu-bu-but can't I come?
Zell: I'll come!
Seifer: Sure, and Selphie how about you?
Selphie: Whee!
Rinoa: I wanna go though!
Seifer: But, you can't so there. How about you my lovely Quistis…Care to join us for some thrills and chills? Heheheh.
Quistis: No, I think I'll stay with Rinoa, knowing this place she's bound to end up in trouble.
Rinoa: Hey! I may not be a SeeD but I can take care of my self! This isn't a game!
Irvine: Who ever said it was a game?
Rinoa: But that's my line!
Zell: Now I'm really confused!
Seifer: Never mind come Squall and Quistis.
Quistis: I'm not going.
Seifer: Fine, but you'll think differently later…
Irvine: I guess I'll stay here to watch the women.
Rinoa and Quistis give him a look.
Irvine: What–ever I'll stay here.
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Zell marveled at the creepiness of the halls he walking in, they were dark, lined with cherub babies and he swore her heard music, the creepy scary kind that you knew something was going to happen. Seifer walked with Squall, and Zell with Selphie. He was trying to get closer to Selphie but to no avail.
Squall: It's cold…
Seifer: Oooo maybe we should go somewhere warm…
Seifer: Squall…
Squall: Rinoa…
Zell: Whoa you're here too?
Selphie: OMG I totally didn't notice you, hey wait what's that?!
Everybody stops to see a figure in the halls. It's very pale, almost translucent and seems to float across the floor, quickly it turns around for one glimpse of a face. The thing seems to beckon to you do you follow it? If so scroll down to part one and if not to part two.
~PART ONE~
You follow the figure very carefully, staying a few feet back from it. It doesn't notice you and instead continues to sway across the halls. But, now there's a door and you figure if you've some this far you might as well follow it into the room. The women turned around again and quickly her finger came to her lips, shhh she said in a low voice. You follow her in and the room is lavishly decorated. It doesn't seem to fit into the decrepit mansion at all instead it looks new and wonderful. There are pictures in the room and you notice they appear to be of a woman with long brown hair, to her shoulders and a friendly smile.
Lady: There is evil here, you have to leave now or else die.
You nod and Squall looks on like he knows her.
Squall: …Mother…
Raine: Yes.
Seifer: …Loser!
Selphie: Aren't you dead or like something?
Zell: Yeah I say we kill it!
Quistis: What in the world?
Raine: Please…leave, I can't stay and it's here it knows I'm here, she knows I'm here…
She disappears and suddenly the room starts closing in…and you fall into a time warp and up where you started mwhahahaha this story sucks!
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~PART TWO~
Okay so the ghost disappears if you don't follow it! And it looked like Raine, but who cares cause you didn't follow it!
Selphie: Frea-ky
Zell: So…Selphie.
Seifer: Ah the author is out of ideas and its really late at night so…
Squall: …Mother…
Seifer: … Loser!
Selphie: Aren't you dead or like something?
Zell: Yeah I say we kill it!
A time warp opens up and you're brought to the choices again mwhahah scroll up to chose again in till you finally figure out that it's just going to repeat it's self forever.
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Okay well so we finally get some carnage tee-hee! Quistis and Irvine and Rinoa are still waiting for Mr.Gill, who has yet to show up.
Rinoa: Where is he!?
Quistis: I'm sure any minute.
Irvine: Don't worry I'll protect you all.
Rinoa: Hey isn't that a dead body?
They look on to see Mr. Gill dead with a big slash through his chest from a big knife.
Quistis: Maybe Squall was right…
But, right behind them is the masked weirdo.
Too be continued unfortunately…
Author's note: This was so lame, but don't blame me I jut wanted to kill somebody and spoof on those damn chose your own adventure books. Lol oh well maybe the next one will come out sooner and be better.
Disclaimer: Damn and now Mr. Gill is dead, well I own Marie that's gotta count for something, right? Oh well I don't own FF8.